What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

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As soon as Goddess and his brother mentioned two years ago, I remembered that thing that I deliberately forgot...

That incident was so embarrassing, Goddess's brother still remembered it so clearly, he must have come to settle accounts with me, I immediately jumped out of the car and ran away.

Goddess's brother was stunned for a moment before he realized it, got on his bicycle and chased after me, shouting while chasing——

"×××, stop for me!"

"Stop, don't run!"

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Just kidding, I sneaked away two years ago, how dare I stand still today.

I ran forward with my ass between my buttocks and rushing home to take a shit, and I was about to leave the Goddess brother behind, but suddenly a group of people jumped out from the side, and threw me down without saying a word.I was pushed on the ground with my face on the ground and my hands behind me and I had to know what happened...

Then Goddess's brother rushed up, and the group of people who held me down said enthusiastically to him: "Comrade police, we help you catch this villain!"

How dare they treat me as a villain and arrest me...

I hurriedly asked Goddess his brother for help, "Brother...help me!"

Goddess's brother was angry and funny, and quickly thanked and apologized to them, "Thank you for your help, the children at home are disobedient, which made everyone worry. xx, I still don't get up and apologize to everyone."

The enthusiastic and brave people realized that there was a misunderstanding, and hurriedly let me go. One of the elder brothers kindly suggested when he was leaving: "If the child is disobedient, just beat him at home. How dangerous it is to run around outside."

What?Still want to fight!

Goddess's brother actually agreed: "Yeah, I'm so disobedient, I'm running so fast, I'll take it back and beat me up." Then he looked down at me lying on the ground and said, "Still up?"

I feel wronged, "I... I can't get up."

"what happened?"

"Leg hurts." The leg seemed to be twisted when he was thrown down suddenly just now.

"Where does it hurt, let me see." The Goddess' brother hurriedly squatted down.

"Ahhh, it hurts to death!" I exaggeratedly exclaimed, hoping that the goddess and his brother would not really take me home and beat me because of my misery.

Goddess's brother frowned and picked me up and said, "Go to the hospital."

go to the hospital!Are you playing too big? !

I wanted to jump down and take two steps to prove that I was fine, but Goddess and his brother hugged me so tightly that I couldn't move at all.

Then Goddess's brother really carried me to the hospital. The doctor touched me and said it was all right, just go home and rest for a few days.

I sneaked a glance at the Goddess's brother, unable to tell what his mood was, so I had to say with a dry smile: "Haha, I'll just say it's nothing... Well, brother, if you have something to do, go and do it yourself. Just go back to school."

The Goddess' brother said without any refutation: "You come home with me."

go home with him!You won't really want to take me home and beat me, will you? !Even if I cheated on him two years ago, you don't have to hit me... Well, well, if you put it on me, I will hit you too!

I lowered my head not daring to look at him, and whispered, "Brother... I'm sorry."

Goddess' brother stroked my hair, smiled lightly and said, "Oh, why are you sorry for me?"

"...Two years ago, I, I shouldn't have sneaked away."

"That matter, it's okay."

I raised my head in disbelief and said, "Huh?!"

Goddess's brother looked down at me and said seriously: "Although you left without saying goodbye two years ago, you at least left a piece of shit with me."

Me: "..." Is this tone really angry?

Although this is true, why does the word "shit" feel different from others when it comes out of the goddess's brother's mouth?

Feeling guilty, I wish I could go back to two years ago and eat that shit!However, I did pull that shit two years ago, and I dropped it and ran away on my own initiative, so there is nothing wrong with it, and there is nothing wrong with Goddess and his brother. What is wrong is me or me.

I cried pitifully: "Brother..."

Goddess's brother sighed, "Forget it, come home with me first."

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I never expected that today, two years later, I would be carried by the Goddess again, and carried to his new house!

Because Goddess, his brother said that my legs need to rest more, and no one in school took care of me. It was too inconvenient for his old family, so he carried me to his new home.

Then Goddess' brother put me on his bed and went to school to help me get things.

I never imagined that when I grew up, I didn't become a policeman, but I slept in a policeman's bed!I rolled on the bed excitedly, wishing I could roll the smell of Goddess and his brother on the bed to me! !

——No.138 male Xiang dead toilet——

Fuck, I took it home and fucked the bed? ! !

Do you dare to tell me what happened two years ago? ! ! !

——No.139 The script is not like this——

We all followed home, can we be far together?

But I want to know more about what happened two years ago! ! !

——No.140 Curiosity killed the cat——

There is only one truth. Two years ago, the landlord left a pile of shit to the goddess and his brother as a token of love!

——No.141 Detective Xiaoyou——

Puff puff token of love

Upstairs you won 2333

——No.142 The wind blows the eggs——

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