What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

Puff puff eighteen centimeters!Forgive me for being crooked←_←

——No.64 Versatile Shredded Pork——

Gained knowledge!

The next time someone asks me if I have eighteen centimeters, I can pat my ass and say proudly - I have!

——No.65 My cucumber is thick and long——

Upstairs, I think you're thinking too much...

First of all, you have to pull out eighteen centimeters!

——No.66 Life is like a play, all depends on acting skills——

I'm the only one who wonders why the poster knows that the poop he pulls is [-] centimeters long?

——No.67 Curiosity killed the cat——

Upstairs you are not alone!

Measured?

How to measure?

Do you take it out with your hands or lean on the toilet with your buttocks pouted?

I can't even think about it...

——No.68 Thinking about fear——

Compared with the 233cm poop, I feel more sorry for the toilet of the landlord’s house, and I am often blocked by the [-]cm poop until [-]:[-] in the middle of the night

——No.69 If you love me, just hug me——

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The host was sad because he didn't block the toilet in the Goddess' house, or let the Goddess see his black, thick and long shit, but it was the Goddess' brother who helped him flush the toilet!

Co-author you can't understand the goddess, his brother can't understand, can it make the goddess understand? !

You have the ability to pull you have the ability to pass ah you! ! !

Come up and post to show off what it means! ! !

When bullying us to block the toilet, did no one help us? !I tell you we never shit! ! !

——No.74 Show affection quickly——

Goddess brother wears a police uniform to pass through the toilet. The host is so sad. Then when the goddess wears a police uniform to pass through other "holes", the host will not cry and faint in the toilet ←_←

——No.75 Papapa——

A clogged toilet, shit that won't go away no matter how you flush it...

To be reasonable, there should be a bad smell when reading this post, but why do I smell a smell of love?

——No.76 I have a pair of eyes that discover JQ——

Bet a pack of spicy strips that the Goddess's brother must know the host!And I must pass the toilet to the landlord, otherwise how could I be so proficient!

——No.77 An iron pestle can also be ground into a needle——

Add a cart of spicy strips! ! !

Goddess, if his brother is not interested in the landlord, I will eat the black, thick and long shit pulled by the landlord! ! !

——No.78 I am a foodie, who am I afraid of——

Upstairs, you won...

——No.79 decided so happily——

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I really didn't know Goddess and his brother before...

If I know such a handsome person, I will definitely pester him every day, and I can eat an extra bowl when I eat with him!

Speaking of eating, Goddess' brother actually asked me to stay and have lunch together, and he was the cook! ! !

Ahhh Goddess, the food cooked by his brother in a police uniform, I think I can even eat the table! ! !

Although...cough cough, Goddess's brother is still flushing the toilet in the toilet...

(⊙o⊙)... Goddess, his brother came out after messing around for a while, I thought he solved the mess easily, and was about to express my admiration, but he said helplessly: "I'll go to the next door to borrow a toilet plug."

what? ! ! !

As soon as I heard it, I was stunned. I went to the next door to borrow it. Doesn’t it mean that the next door will also know that there is a fool who blocked the toilet of the Goddess’s house? Absolutely not!I immediately said that I would buy it, but the goddess' brother said that it was too late and his parents were coming back.

It's better to be known by the neighbors than to be watched by the goddess and her parents, so I just watched helplessly as the goddess' brother knocked on the door of the neighbor...

When Aunt Li next door asked curiously why the toilet was blocked, I was afraid that the Goddess would say "my sister's classmate blocked it", then I would not come to this community in the future!

Unexpectedly, the Goddess's brother didn't answer and praised Aunt Li from hair style to shoes from head to toe, and then Aunt Li happily forgot about the toilet...

With the Goddess of the toilet bolt, his brother quickly solved the mess, and I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

I hurriedly got up to leave, but unexpectedly, the Goddess's brother said to me: "Let's stay and have lunch before leaving."

I looked embarrassed and stayed for dinner. Wouldn't it be that I have to face the goddess parents? I'm not ready yet!

Goddess' brother looked at me, smiled and added: "Stay here, I'll cook."

Upon hearing this, the goddess quickly took my arm and winked at me, "Of course I stayed!"

I would quickly follow suit and nod.

The Goddess's brother took a look at the Goddess, and the Goddess let go of my arm and ran away, shouting as she ran, "Oh, my stomach hurts suddenly, I'm going to take a shit!"

goddess……

No matter how unrestrained you are, I can only treat you as a male god...

Then Goddess's brother asked me to eat in the living room, and he cooked.

I pretended to be polite and asked if I could help, but Goddess's brother pushed me on the sofa, "You are doing me the greatest favor by sitting here and eating."

Eating is to help. Could it be that the Goddess's house has too much to eat?

Then I'm not polite, I buried my head and ate.

After a while, the Goddess sneaked closer and bumped my arm, "Stop pretending, tell me, what is your relationship with my brother?"

I was at a loss, "What's the relationship?"

The goddess smiled strangely, "Hehehe, since my brother started working, he only cooks during the New Year and holidays. He will cook when you come, and he said that you don't know each other!"

I guessed: "...Maybe brother is more hospitable?"

"Let's put it down. Last time a female colleague of my brother came over and refused to leave until meal time. My brother ordered takeaway and asked the girl for the meal."

"……what?"

"Today I took the initiative to cook, there must be something wrong!" The goddess touched my chin and looked me up and down, "I can't tell, my brother actually likes you like you..."

What am I like?

I'm also handsome, okay?

No, what the goddess means is——his brother likes me? ! ! !

There must be a mistake!

I quickly waved my hands and said, "That's not the case! Brother is... yes! Brother must want a younger brother!"

"..." The goddess rolled her eyes and said, "No, I don't want to have more brothers besides my sister-in-law!"

I was just about to refute "I'm younger than you", when Goddess' brother came out, "What are you talking about?"

I was afraid that the goddess would talk nonsense, so I hurriedly said: "Brother said the rice is delicious!"

"That's right," the Goddess' brother said with a smile, "Go wash your hands and come over to eat."

So fast!

It was only then that I realized that Goddess Brother had even changed out of his police uniform and changed into a sweatshirt, making him look even more handsome!

Worrying about being afraid and busy all morning, I was already hungry, and the food cooked by Goddess and his brother was really delicious!I ate three bowls before putting down my chopsticks.

Goddess's brother seemed very happy that I enjoyed eating so much, and asked me to come over for dinner in the future. I nodded quickly when I heard it.If only I could eat such a delicious meal every meal!

After dinner, the Goddess's brother went to wash the dishes. The Goddess sat on the sofa and didn't know who to send messages to. I sat next to him and played with my phone...

Always feel like I forgot something?

——No.92 male Xiang dead toilet——

Landlord, you forgot your father-in-law and mother-in-law!

——No.93 What am I yours? ——

No, it should be the father-in-law and mother-in-law 233

——No.94 is both a home and a rotten place——

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The author has something to say:

Who would fall in love with you who poops and clogs the toilet?