What should I do if I blocked the toilet in Goddess' house?

……

I also want to know what happened...

Originally, my computer was repaired, and it was appropriate to gain points from the goddess, but I didn't expect that everything would be ruined by a piece of shit...

If I had known earlier, I would not have pulled it!

But people have three urgencies. The more I held my stomach, the more uncomfortable I became. I couldn't bear it anymore after trying to fix the computer. I hurriedly asked the goddess where the toilet was and rushed in.

Because it's not my own house, I'm too embarrassed to let go of my butt, so I just want to solve it quietly and gently as much as possible.Maybe it was because I had held it in for too long. As soon as my butt was next to the toilet, I heard a "bang".

But the sound was really loud just now, and I heard the goddess screaming in fright outside.

The goddess came to the door of the toilet and asked me through the door, "What happened, what was the sound just now?"

I can't let the goddess know that this is the sound of me shitting!

In a hurry, I said wisely: "It must be that the cannons are being fired outside. The sudden sound scared people to death."

"Fire the cannon?" The goddess seemed not to believe it, "If there is a cannon, let it go, you go to the toilet slowly, I will go out and have a look."

After the goddess left, I was ready to see what I pulled out just now, and how I made such a big noise.

After I wiped my butt and pulled up my pants, I was dumbfounded when I looked back—ah, it’s so dark, thick, and long! ! !

Although I have always pooped thick and long, I have never pooped so black, so thick and so long. If it weren't for it lying in the toilet of the goddess's house, I would have kept it for others to visit before flushing it away. Woolen cloth.

Reluctantly, I pressed the button to flush the toilet, but after the water passed, my poop remained motionless. I suddenly had a premonition that something was wrong, and when the water tank was filled again, I quickly flushed it again, but it was still motionless...

No way?

probably not!

What if you can't go down?

Will not!

I can definitely rush down! ! !

Then I kept rushing and rushing, but it just wouldn't go! ! ! ! !

——No.44 male Xiang dead toilet——

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哪里在放炮吓屎人家了！

——No.45 You have big breasts, you say first——

There are so many slots that I don't know where to complain...

Can you shit like a cannon in your own home? !

Do you know if you disturb your neighbors? ! !

Can I not flush the toilet in my own home? !

Even if that shit is black, thick and long, it's rare to see it in a hundred years, it's still shit! ! !

——No.46 Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors——

Isn't papa washed away in time and kept for the New Year?

Did you leave a lot of baba in the toilet of the landlord’s house┏┛tomb┗┓...(((m-__-)m

——No.47 Thinking about fear——

Am I the only one who feels sorry for the goddess who screamed in fright at the "cannon fire"?

——No.48 If you love me, just hug me——

No, I feel sorry for the toilet of the Goddess's house, and I was bombarded 233 for no reason

——No.49 Second Battalion Commander, is your fucking Italian gun here! ——

I think that bastard knows that the landlord doesn't like it, and it just happens that it doesn't want the landlord to leave, so it doesn't leave on purpose!

Lying grass is so cute ╰(*′︶`*)╯

——No.50 My cuteness is a bit strange——

Meng you big head ghost!

Back upstairs quickly, there is no future for human feces love! ! !

——No.51 I’m still single——

Compared with human feces love, isn't his brother who helps the host to pass the toilet toilet goddess more cute! ! !

So the landlord, why is the goddess and his brother helping you through? ! ! !

——No.52 I have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering JQ——

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Because I couldn't flush the black, thick and long poop, and there was no other tools in the toilet, so I decided to go out and confess to the goddess.

The goddess didn't believe it when she heard that I blocked her toilet at the beginning, she insisted on visiting my poop, how could I let her see it, so I clasped the toilet door tightly with both hands to prevent the goddess go in.

The goddess looked at me who was in a panic and smiled and comforted me: "It's okay, it's okay, let me go in and have a look before I know what to do."

Then I let the goddess go in in a daze.

When she saw that shit, the goddess had such a complicated expression, as if she couldn't believe that the black, thick and long poop came from a human's ass|hole.

The goddess stopped smiling, and looked at me with the corners of her mouth twitching, "This...you really did it?!"

Never let the goddess despise me!

I immediately apologized and asked the Goddess if she could find me a leather stick, and I promised to make the poop disappear without a trace like I never pulled it.In this way, the goddess can not only see my technical side (computer repair) but also my good man at home (cleaning the toilet), perfect!

"What's the matter?"

"A leather peg for flushing the toilet."

"No, my toilet has never been clogged before," the goddess rolled her eyes and said, "We can't pull out such a thick shit."

Don't say the last sentence, you are still my goddess...

Hey hey hey! ! !

"Goddess, you just rolled your eyes!"

"You're allowed to pull such a thick shit and I'm not allowed to roll my eyes."

I o(╯□╰)o: "..." The goddess who opened her mouth full of shit words suddenly walked from the altar to the cesspit, and that cesspit was made by me...

"My God! What do you eat, how can you pull out such a spectacular shit?" The goddess asked me curiously.

How come after watching my poop, the goddess seems to be a different person. Could it be that she was frightened by my poop?And the eyes of the goddess are very similar to the kind of eyes I see when I see weird things and take photos and post them on Moments. I hurriedly changed the subject and said: "Goddess, do you have a bigger pot at home?"

"Wait." The goddess didn't really want to know what I ate, so she went out and brought me a big basin.

I asked the goddess to go out and wait for me, and then continued to flush the toilet with a large basin of water. After flushing a few more times, the poop still lay indifferently in the toilet, as if preparing to settle down in it...

I must never let the goddess know that I can't even solve a poop!

Just as I was about to find a bag to take it out secretly, I suddenly heard a male voice behind me saying: "What are you doing?"

I was shocked and looked back, mom!

A handsome guy in a police uniform stood at the door of the toilet! ! !

Could it be that the goddess called the police and asked the police to arrest me just because I blocked the toilet in the goddess' house?Now the police don't even care about clogging toilets?

Just as I was thinking hard about how to destroy the evidence, the voice of the goddess came from the door, "Brother, what are you doing at the door, why don't you go in."

It turns out that Goddess's brother is an uncle of the policeman, it scared me to death!

I hurriedly waved my hand enthusiastically, "Hi brother, welcome back!"

"Hello." The Goddess's brother smiled lightly, "Well, you are also welcome to come and play."

...Oops, the toilet flushed so smoothly, I forgot it wasn't my toilet.

The goddess walked over while pulling his brother's arm and exclaimed: "Brother, come and see this piece of shit. I have never seen such a black, thick, and long piece of shit when I grow up!"

Goddess... have you forgotten that the person who pulls such a black, thick and long piece of shit is still standing in this toilet!

Goddess' brother glanced at the legendary poop, then turned to look at me and said, "You blocked the toilet again."

again?

Although I often plug the toilet, this is really the first time I plug the toilet of the Goddess's house. What is the situation with Goddess' brother's helpless tone and expression mixed with nostalgia? Does he think that I did not pull this lump of poop? And someone he knew pulled it?But besides me and him in the toilet, there is only... (⊙o⊙)...

Goddess' brother looked at me, I looked at Goddess, Goddess looked at that piece of shit...

I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air...

I smiled dryly and said, "Well, it seems that I can't go down... I'll go out and buy a leather bag and come back."

Goddess's brother took the basin from me naturally, "Don't bother, leave it to me, you and my little sister go out to play."

Hearing that the Goddess's brother wanted to flush my shit, the Goddess was more surprised than I was, "Brother, aren't you? Although it's rare to see such a black, thick and long shit, you don't have to do it yourself?!"

The goddess' brother looked at the goddess and asked seriously: "So, you want to do it yourself?"

"Thank you, no, I'll do it myself." I don't need the goddess to wink at me, and I am too embarrassed to let other men wash my shit, although the moment the goddess' brother said to help me wash the shit, I was so moved that I wanted to care about my gender. Body promise!

You must know that when I was very young, I blocked the toilet. My parents would only bring a bunch of neighbors to visit my shit but never flush it for me. Poor young me used my thin hands to pick up pot after pot. The water flushes by itself, crying while flushing. At that time, I thought that my parents picked me up from the toilet. Otherwise, how could they be willing to spend their own son’s childhood in the toilet...

Goddess's brother looked at me and said, "You can come by yourself, but my parents are coming back from get off work soon, do you want them to watch you flush the toilet?"

What! ! !I shook my head desperately, not thinking about it at all! ! !

"Then be obedient and go out to play." After talking about the goddess, his brother went to fetch water with a basin.

The goddess looked at me and then at his brother, and suddenly laughed and ran out.

(⊙﹏⊙) Goddess is poisoned by the stench of my poop...?

Looking at me standing aside stupidly, Goddess's brother took off the police uniform jacket and handed it to me: "Can you hold the clothes for me?"

I quickly nodded and took it.

Mom, I touched the police uniform (ˊωˋ*)

When I solemnly held Goddess's brother's police uniform in both hands and walked to the door of the toilet, I glanced back in a strange way, and Goddess' brother was seriously flushing the toilet with his sleeves rolled up...

At that moment, I suddenly felt so guilty, even more ashamed than when the goddess saw my poop blocking her toilet!

I remembered that when I was a child, I wrote a composition about my ideals, "I want to be a policeman when I grow up...", but now that I am growing up, I let real policemen wear uniforms to help me wash shit...

The police uniform in my hand became heavy, and I wanted to turn back and wash it myself, but I didn't have the confidence to wash it off before the goddess' parents came back, so I carefully carried the goddess's brother's clothes and went out.

The goddess saw me come out and warmly greeted me to sit on the sofa.

Looking at the clothes in my hands, the goddess' eyes sparkled, "You knew my brother before?!"

I shook my head, "I don't know." If I've seen a policeman as handsome as Goddess's brother before, I will never forget it!

The goddess looked at me suspiciously, "Did you lie to me?"

"...We really didn't know each other before!"

"Come on," the goddess waved her hands and leaned back on the sofa, put her legs on the coffee table and shook, "Since my brother wants to help you unclog the toilet, you can bear it."

I opened my mouth wide and was dumbfounded, "Goddess...how do you..."

The goddess looked at me and threatened: "If you dare to tell about my shaking my legs, picking my feet, sleeping and grinding my teeth, I will tell everyone that your shit is half a meter long!"

Goddess, if you don't mention the latter two, I don't know at all!But half a meter long...

I retorted softly, "Up to eighteen centimeters."

The goddess froze for a moment, "What?"

"The papa I pull is [-] centimeters long, not half a meter long."

"Hahahahahahahaha..." The goddess actually leaned over and pinched my face with both hands, "Why didn't I find you so cute before."

When the Goddess approached, she happened to be holding down the police uniform of the Goddess's brother, I quickly hugged the Goddess's brother's clothes and pulled my face out of the Goddess' hands, a little dissatisfied: "Goddess, you are pressing down on Brother's clothes !"

The goddess stared at me "tsk tut tut" for a long time, underestimated the "no wonder" and lay back again.

Then the goddess stopped talking, and kept typing with her mobile phone, as if she was sending a message to someone.

As soon as I calmed down, I remembered the embarrassment: What should I do? I actually blocked the toilet in the goddess' house? !Also let the goddess visit and comment on my papa! ! !And smoked the goddess into a female man! ! !In the end, I asked the goddess to help me flush the toilet! ! ! ! !

I should have swallowed that lump of poop! ! !

After seeing my papa, the goddess probably doesn't want to talk to me anymore...

And the Goddess, after passing the toilet, he probably doesn't want to see me again after seeing how hard and tenacious my papa is...

Looking at the police uniform in my arms, I suddenly felt so wronged, a hundred times more sad than when I pooped and blocked the toilet by myself until three o'clock in the morning! ! !

——No.63 male Xiang dead toilet——

The author has something to say:

Very Dark, Thick and Long Chapter 233

Friendship starring in this chapter:

Floor 52: I have a pair of eyes good at discovering JQ

In the last chapter, there are two IDs that I forgot to mention. The host’s "Nanxiang dead toilet" comes from the OP lyrics of Guoman "Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker" "Come under the lovesickness tree" (will be beaten to death┬_┬) on the third floor "I will never die" No Slippers" comes from the OP lyrics of Guoman "Convex Heroes" "I will never compromise" (ah, I have been chasing Guoman recently, my Shaojin and full-time ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!)