This UP can't move

"No, what you are asking is really unreasonable." Yao Shuyu propped his chin, searched for Dota Auto Chess in the corridor of DOTA2, clicked to install, "Why can't you call me for an app that shares food recipes?" advertise?"

[Diligent and heartbroken from the ever-changing wild kitchen mushrooms]

【The wild kitchen fungus fainted in the toilet】

[Wild Kitchen Fungus feels that he has been greatly insulted]

[This is the worst time my wild kitchen mushroom was hacked]

"It's true that your wild brother is the big lady in the food area," Yao Shuyu raised an eyebrow at the camera, "but you feel that it is more profitable to ask him to endorse than to ask me? Isn't it me who is the liveliest person in the station? Are you a fan of yours?"

Yao Shuyu opened his mobile phone interface, clicked on an app called "Lechu", and showed a business smile dedicated to advertising.

"Besides, the wild brother has a negative image as a whole - when other users see it, whoever uses this app will grow fat like him, so what's the matter... Forget it, I won't laugh at him when we are friends."

【It’s not like you’re done laughing, okay】

【Wild Kitchen Mushroom: I don't have such a friend】

【It’s too much, don’t fat people have human rights?】

【Husband, I can't stand by your side this time】

Wild Kitchen Mushroom, inspired to eat the most delicious food, to be the wildest cub, food UP owner with TOP1 fans in the living area of ​​Station F, high-yield video submission wins Nahan, conscientious, diligent, and regularly changing patterns online live teaching When cooking, the number of fans is the same as his weight, soaring all the way.

Then the "Lechu App" found such a big UP with a professional counterpart, and approached Mr. Yao.

No way, who made Yao always be a ten-year-old UP at station F, almost walking sideways in the station.

And this Crab Yao just developed an inexplicable interest in cooking, and he hurried to find him. He is really a little clever ghost.

[Forget about your fans TOP1 this time, let you run rampant]

[The wild kitchen fungus hasn't said anything yet, probably because they don't know the heart-wrenching news]

[233 But it’s still a bit hard to explain why the granny from Qingsteaming Kitchen advertised the gourmet app]

[Advertising a gourmet app for people who can’t cook is like advertising hair conditioner for bald people]

[? ?What did I do wrong when I was bald? 】

"Tch," Yao Shuyu continued to look down on all sentient beings, "I died yesterday without knowing how to cook, now I at least know how to scramble eggs and fried rice."

He logged into the "Master Chef" account given to him by "Le Chu" with the same ID name as Mr. Yao and the same avatar as the one on Station F, and then brought the phone screen close to the camera to show it to fans:

"Can you see clearly? I don't need to teach you how to register, right? This Mr. Yao is me, please pay attention."

Seeking attention almost reflexively, Yao Shuyu coughed lightly:

"No, I don't ask for attention this time. Come on, let's go back to this software. While my Auto Chess is still installed, I will give you a detailed introduction to the beauty of this app."

"I quite like the welcome animation. The original setting text is 'I am the God of Cookery', and it seems that it can be changed. Wait a minute, I will set it up for you to see."

"Since you are all fighting for my wild brother, I will express my condolences to him a little bit."

"It's set up, I'll reopen it for you to take a look."

In the screen, Yao Shuyu’s mobile phone screen displays the welcome interface of the Lechu App. The background is a unified food animation.

Wild Brother is the God of Cookery.

"How about it, is it interesting enough?"

[Ha ha ha ha God damn condolences]

[It feels like a participation award]

[President Yao's condolences have a sense of thank you for your patronage]

[Wild kitchen mushrooms like to mention a Yao certification]

[No, I'm going to squat in the live broadcast room of Wild Kitchen Fungus and be the first to give him this happiness]

[Is it just me who thinks Mr. Yao's advertisement is too careless?]

【Sister, you are not alone】

[The beauty of this app is that it can change the text hhh on the welcome animation]

"What's the rush, isn't this just the beginning? Anyway, let me finish reading the advertisement before laughing at you guys, tsk, the little mouths are really good at saying, who did you learn from, huh?"

【Learn from my husband】

[Mr. Yao teaches sweet mouth online, it's proper]

"I didn't. You didn't learn anything else, but you learned to throw the pot away."

Yao Shuyu was "accepted in danger". From receiving this small commercial to its broadcast, he has opened the app twice. He is really not familiar with the business, but Mr. Yao is not afraid, and plays on the spot, forcing Amway:

"Let me see what's so good about this thing first..." He briefly browsed the app, then pointed the phone screen at the camera again, "I haven't found it yet, it's okay, let's talk about the basic functions first."

"As you can see, this is a gourmet app. There are many recipes in the app. There are nine major cuisines, and the difficulty coefficient is marked. You can also publish recipes by yourself. Through the accumulation of experience points, you can complete the process from 'small chef' to The promotion from 'Chinese Chef' to 'Master Chef'—yes, it's my current level."

"If you just want to learn how to cook, then whether you are a kitchen idiot who wants to open the door to a new world, or a veteran in the culinary circle who wants to challenge himself, it can meet your needs."

"Of course, after successful registration, you can publish your exclusive recipes, and you can also label your own recipes, such as fitness meals, pastries, etc. Oh? It also has a reward function, so you can collect a wave of popularity and earn a lot of money. Reward, it's a trivial matter to mix up takeaway money every minute."

[What the hell is the chef in Xiaozhong so careless? Hahahaha]

[May I ask what level you are? 】

[? ?Is this what you mean by teaching cooking to earn takeaway money? 】

[Mr. Yao’s business brain circuit can be played for a year]

"Do you understand? It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I will demonstrate it to you live."

[? ?Why can’t I understand this]

【Does Mr. Yao care about mentally handicapped fans every day】

[Looking at the fool's eyes]

[I'm afraid I was asked for the duration of the advertisement hhh]

【Discover the truth】

Find UP's main advertisement, which can be included in the video, of course, it is also okay to bring it during the live broadcast.

Yao Shuyu has no video output recently, and doesn't want to release a special advertisement, so he can only show it during the live broadcast.

As the fans said, he was indeed asked for commercial time.

Yao Shuyu coughed lightly, pretending that she wasn't wasting time, and was extremely serious:

"If, I am a culinary idiot, I have an idea and make a dish for myself to taste."

[No need to assume that you are hahahahaha]

【I poison myself】

[Since then, the world has lost a culinary idiot named Mr. Yao]

[Sisters, don’t forget our original intention of coming to the live broadcast room today]

【Yes, we are here to see Mr. Yao fried rice】

[Where is the fried rice Mr. Yao said?Dove?]

"No, which one of you eats fried rice at 02:30 in the afternoon? This living habit is not regular, remember to change it." Without raising his eyelids, Yao Shuyu quickly typed a few words in the search bar, "Tap on the magnifying glass Push the button, and immediately have these cooking tricks that only our chefs know."

The fans saw the large screen of Yao Shuyu's mobile phone through the camera.

There are a few thumbnails that look similar, all of which are all kinds of fried rice with eggs.

[233 I, Yao, always fight to the death with egg fried rice]

[With all due respect, did you mention cooking and only think of fried rice with eggs]

【So Mr. Yao, the keyword you searched for is egg fried rice again hahahaha】

"Huh?" Yao Shuyu showed a reasonable expression, "I searched for 'how to make fried rice with eggs'. I don't forget my original intention, and I always stick to it. Do you have any questions?"

【No, no, dare not have】

【You are good-looking and I listen to you, I can eat egg fried rice for the rest of my life】

"I'll just demonstrate how to search, and teach you by the way. After all, I can still make fried rice with eggs—mainly because I'm afraid you won't know it."

[I seem to have seen Mr. Yao's kind eyes of caring for the mentally handicapped]

【I saw it too】

"Oh? I seem to have discovered a trick."

【Mr. Yao's Bizarre Adventure】

【Ha ha ha ha ha stop in front of the wonderful adventure】

[Mr. Yao broadcasts the advertisement immediately after receiving the advertisement. Are you familiar with the application process?nonexistent】

"Come on, take a look, see clearly? What is this? This is a heart." Yao Shuyu held up the screen with one hand, and tapped the heart-shaped pattern at the bottom of the recipe sharing with the index finger of the other hand, "As we all know, the heart, It’s me saying what you mean, giving snacks to the kitchen friend who posted the recipe, that’s telling him, you’re saying what he means.”

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah】

[Everyone, you heard me right, my husband just said that he likes me, thank you all]

[Rounding up, we are married, thanks and blessings]

【Civil Affairs Bureau, please be sensible and come here yourself】

"But this is not an ordinary like, because since you announced him, you have to tell him loudly!" Yao Shuyu said nonsense seriously, "Click this heart, yes, you read that right, you will directly Jump to the private chat interface, use the way of whispering to cheat, no, go and exchange your cooking experience with this kitchen friend."

"So this is actually a hidden social software, wonderful, wonderful."

"In this way, in order to show you the hidden functions of our Chef App in a more comprehensive way, I will try my best to give you a try."

"You can also search for kitchen friends, well, let's change to another one to announce."

[Is it my illusion that Mr. Yao suddenly became active? ? 】

【It's not your illusion that Mr. Yao just wants to flirt】

【The bad old man is very bad】

[Distressed for a second, the replaced kitchen friend 233]

[I, I, I, Amway, can't I eat this app? Mr. Yao announces me]

[I own Lechu and Lechu has Mr. Yao, which means I own Mr. Yao. Thank you everyone]

Yao Shuyu, who happened to see this barrage, chuckled and raised an eyebrow at the camera:

"Little friend, please stop your rounding behavior. Although Mr. Yao is good, don't be greedy."

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I can】

【Oh, this man is so damn sweet】

【Mr. Yao, whoever drinks this glass of wine will get drunk】

[? ?Mr. Yao, please concentrate on advertising, okay? Sponsorship is going to cry for you】

"Cough, okay, let's continue with the advertisement." Yao Shuyu simply put away her charm, "I searched casually, I don't know what kind of cooking friends I will find."

"Come... let's see if any lucky fellow cooks can receive my heart."

[I, I, I choose, I choose me]

【Ahhh, can I catch up with the registration now】

"Huh?" Yao Shuyu looked at the search results quite surprised, stunned for a few seconds, and said a little funny, "It's... really."

He hesitated for a moment, then raised the phone screen, stretched out his finger, and poked the heart icon in front of the 30w fans who were currently watching his live broadcast online.

The careful heart exploded with a bang, and then jumped to the private chat interface.

The ID of the kitchen friend is written in the middle of the top of the dialog box.

Up to nine.

"What do you mean by coincidences? That's what it means, you writers can pick up your pens and start making up stories." Yao Shuyu pointed at the name, "Aren't you clamoring for the account of the little anchor yesterday? Here, This is."

"It's not the same name. The recipe he posted is the graphic version of the live broadcast yesterday. I recognize it."

He swears he really just did a random search.

Unexpectedly, the little anchor is really using this new app that has just been launched and is not very popular.

But he just posted this one, maybe it will be updated with his live broadcast content in the future.

【A Thousand Miles and a Thread Leads by Destiny】

[Led by a thousand miles of network cable]

【You can copy it here】

[Automatically fill in 30 words]

[Thanks to this out-of-date Internet celebrity for guiding me to follow now]

In fact, some fans already went to pay attention to the little anchor yesterday. Although the name "Shangjiu" flashed in Mr. Yao's live broadcast room for a moment, someone quickly picked up this number from the screen recording.

But after all, the little anchor pitifully broadcast yesterday's episode, and a small number of fans who used Bobo also clicked on it. Anyway, there are not many more of him, but most of them just joined in the fun, so they didn't give it to Nine brings too much heat.

But for a small anchor with a popularity value of 5, it can be said that he has gained followers at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Although Shangjiu has not started broadcasting yet, I don't know that I may be inexplicably written into the joke.

Yao Shuyu thought to himself: There are thousands of beautiful hands in the world, only these pair have ever been blessed.

Grabbed his "heart".

Will Xiao Shangjiu be happy to see her popularity increase?

I will.

"Xuan Duxuan, let's chat. It seems that I can't see whether the other party is online or not..."

[Sexy Mr. Yao flirting online]

【Are you there?I tried your egg fried rice yesterday, and I would like to give you a thumbs up today]

【Help me ask why there is no meaty taste after using corn kernels instead of diced bacon. Thank you Mr. Yao】

"Hey, it's impure to speak at first, but it's really tiring for me to hold my phone and tilt my head to type like this."

"I'll get over it and let sponsors see how much I paid for this app."

Yao Shuyu performed the magical skill of One Finger Zen, typed slowly, and his patience was surprisingly good.

Mr. Yao: My kitchen friend, hello.

Mr. Yao: What a coincidence, I just followed your live broadcast yesterday, and I found you here today.

Mr. Yao: The rice fried according to the method you taught is delicious, although I haven't fried it yet.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha god damn it hasn't been fried yet】

[It tastes delicious when it is not fried, but it cannot be eaten directly after it is fried]

[Mr. Yao: Don't care about him, I'll praise him first and then talk about it]

"No, I have to sincerely thank you for learning other people's skills secretly, right? Alright, that's all for now. Auto Chess is set up, and I'll play the game right away."

"This game has been online for two months, and I haven't had time to play it. Recently, after careful consideration, I decided to become a member of the retired veteran cadres on Duoduo Island."

Yao Shuyu put the mobile phone on the table, thinking that the little anchor should not reply so quickly, and then he finally remembered the auto chess that he had forgotten and played long ago, and planned to revive the old technology flow. majestic.

Unexpectedly, the phone suddenly dinged.

It's the ding of a microwave.

Yao Shuyu glanced at the screen, and it was indeed a message from Chef Le.

"Huh? What did you just say, oh yes, Duoduo Island, well, the eccentric residents on Duoduo Island have to eat too? Let's see what the little anchor said first."

[It is impossible to see Yao Zongxiu's skills again in this life]

[Everyone should go back and vote for Mr. Yao's previous videos. After all, Mr. Yao, who has forgotten his roots, can only gnaw at the old bottom]

【It’s not you, but let us see it】

[Xiao Shangjiu said something, said something, said something]

When Yao Shuyu saw Shangjiu's reply, she suddenly lost her temper.

There was a little touch in his heart.

Shangjiu: Thank you for your liking, I am surprised and happy, really.

Shangjiu: I will definitely work harder in the future!

Shangjiu: May I call your ID directly?

Yao Shuyu is the ten-year-old UP of station F. He was only 15 years old when he uploaded his first video here.

At that time, the FrieUP bullet screen video network had just started. It did not have such a complete and rich division as it is today, nor did it have millions of traffic, and it was already an astronomical figure for the number of simultaneous online users to break through six figures.

He discovered Station F at the beginning and used it as his secret base, sharing his life with unfamiliar but equally enthusiastic people. He also seriously responded to fans’ comments and private messages. Later, there were too many fans, and he even opened a special A channel of "Mr. Yao's Fantastic Pet Fan", which occasionally makes some videos such as reading comments or unpacking.

But the warmth brought to him by those few private messages and comments at the beginning and the gratitude in his heart are still vivid in his memory.

Thank you for liking, I will work harder in the future.

That's what he replied at the time.

In the past ten years, he has really fulfilled the promise he made to his fans.

The diligent look at the peak is completely different from the old dog who is procrastinating now.

Yao Shuyu suddenly felt a feeling of "I have no regrets in this life to enter Station F", and coughed twice in embarrassment:

"Then what, play chess and play chess, technology fans are optimistic, Mr. Yao's wisdom will never let you down."

【No, I agreed to show Xiao Shangjiu's reply】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what Xiao Shangjiu said】

[Why did Mr. Yao avoid talking about it? 】

"There is no reason, so he just said thank you." Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows, ignoring public complaints, and was very assertive, "It's three o'clock, and you can go to fried rice after playing five games. Aren't you making a fuss to watch it?"

"But I don't have any rice, so can I just have scrambled eggs later? Or I'd better order a takeaway and get some leftover rice. Didn't your little Shangjiu say that it's better to fry with leftover rice?"

[?Is that what the leftovers mean?]

[Students without rice can use takeaway instead]

[Takeaway, a hurdle this man can't get past in this life]

【Next please enjoy - Mr. Yao's scrambled eggs】

While waiting to enter the game, Yao Shuyu quickly typed and replied Shangjiu.

Mr. Yao: Yes, everyone calls it that.

Mr. Yao: How about you?How to call it?

Yao Shuyu stared at the barrage assistant for a long time, then hesitated for a second.

Mr. Yao: Xiao Shang Nine?

"That's right, this game suits my eyes, look at this cute messenger player," Yao Shuyu said with a good mood, "It's so rare, I really want to have it."

Shangjiu: Yes, it can also be called Xiaojiu.

Shangjiu: I mean it's as simple as this.

Shangjiu: If you like Xiaoshangjiu, it's fine with me.

Mr. Yao: Okay, Xiao Jiu.

Mr. Yao: Will it be on air soon?I'll go and see.

Shangjiu: Really!You still want to watch my broadcast?

Shangjiu: It will be broadcast at six o'clock today.

Shangjiu: Thank you.

Mr. Yao: You're welcome, I only read it if I want to.

Mr. Yao: I don’t need to call you.

Shangjiu: ...Okay.

Yao Shuyu thought distractedly: Although I know that Xiaoshangjiu... Xiaojiu didn't mean that, but the word "you" still has a trace of irony inside and out.

And it's as if he is some kind of weird "boss".

【Mr. Yao, where are you playing chess? 】

[My Boss Yao's skill, basically the best future is stable in the Cavaliers today]

[Others are the bishop five times, Mr. Yao's five is probably the last soldier]

[Do soldiers still use it hhh]

【Don't think that we don't know that you are secretly chatting with Xiao Shangjiu unless you show us】

[Quickly take a look at your record, what the hell is eighth?]

【It’s not bad to quit now and record your chicken monsters in time for the [-]th place】

[Technical powder continues to be powdered]

A total of eight people.

Yao Shuyu opened his eyes and said nonsense:

"I know Mr. Yao is omnipotent in your hearts, thank you for your love."

Shangjiu: Well, is there any dish you want to cook?

Shangjiu: My preparation is relatively simple.

"Cough." Although Yao Shuyu is number eight, she is still physically and mentally happy when she reads the news, "In case I rank in the top three, I will be so happy and contented. If everyone is as sunny as me, the world will be a better place world."

[Fuck, I sang along]

【Pi, I see you sticking to the skin】

【President Yao is in a stable state of mind】

[As expected of being the master of the house, this realm is beyond the reach of me and other bastards]

【Yao·Contentment Changle Little Ace Pigeon·General】

Yao Shuyu focused on two things, and continued to chat with the little anchor one after another.

Mr. Yao: I have nothing to do. You can follow your arrangement.

Mr. Yao: No choice, I can eat anything.

Mr. Yao: Well, Yunchi.

Shangjiu: Haha.

Shangjiu: Good.

Shangjiu: You are so kind.

Beep, good card.

Yao Shuyu never expected that the day of card issuance would come so soon.

The author has something to say: first publish two chapters of Kangkang.

Save it for a stable update.

In the future, if there is no accident, it will be updated every day.

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