This UP can't move

"What's wrong with the soldiers? As long as you are content, honey chess players are also happy. Anyway, I have also been promoted. Isn't this progress gratifying?" Yao Shuyu sneered and quit the game, educating his little fans, "Thousands of feet rise from the ground, and a knight who has not experienced soldiers is not a good knight."

"Besides, this server that can't be explained in a single word... Could you please send a few people who play DOTA next door, I'm stuck playing chess."

[Although 233 shares the same server, Mr. Yao really depends on you]

【I feel like Mr. Yao is going to be beaten】

【Five bishops are indeed a dream】

【Is it hard to admit that I'm a fool】

【Boss Yao just got distracted and chatted with Xiao Shangjiu 233】

【Exploring on the edge of being bent】

[As long as the hand looks good, it doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman]

"Okay, you cherish me for being stupid today, and when I become the queen in the next broadcast, you won't be able to climb high."

[With this time there is no next time]

【Don't brag about it, you don't know what year and month it will be when it will air next time】

[If it weren't for Bobo's Xiaoshangjiu, we wouldn't even have today's stupid live broadcast]

【Be content, be stupid, be stupid, as long as you broadcast it, you will love it】

[If Mr. Yao has a time limit for being the queen, I hope it's not 1 years]

[Today you ignore me as a soldier, but tomorrow you will be unable to climb high when you become a queen]

[Remember today's words and remember to come back and get beaten]

【Beating in advance】

"It's just that you have a long mouth, and you chatter here and there all day, isn't peace good?" Yao Shuyu cleaned up the computer desktop, "Playing games is a trivial matter, and today's highlight will start immediately, you know what I mean Right? Wait for me to study this mobile terminal..."

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I, Mr. Yao, is finally going to cook】

[Today's highlight, scrambled eggs, is about to start]

[So the leftovers from the takeaway are ready?]

[It seems that there is no 2333]

[No equipment, how to make a copy]

"I have to change the phone end, and I have to take a stand to the kitchen. I've never broadcast it like this before, and I don't know the effect. Whatever it is, let it be."

Yao Shuyu's computer desk and bookshelf are integrated, and fans have ridiculed her for looking like a primary school student.

He stood up and reached for the mobile phone holder on the bookshelf, and the camera dutifully captured the pattern on his short sleeves.

[Sisters, wait for me to upload a Taobao link]

【Everyone buys the same T-shirt as my husband】

[Boss Yao's delivery ability is also top-notch today]

【Please consciously spend money on this brand】

"What kind of goods do Internet celebrities bring, they are making a fuss. All right, you guys squat here for a few minutes," Yao Shuyu didn't sit down, but leaned down, getting very close to the camera, and quickly glanced at Glancing at it, he curled his lips and said, "Hurry up and run around to tell everyone that Mr. Yao's out-of-print cooking show will be online soon."

After speaking, he retreated from the computer.

Time 05:30, half an hour, is it not easy to scramble an egg?

Xiao Shangjiu said that the broadcast would start at six o'clock, and he promised that people would watch it, so there would be no delay.

Before moving to the kitchen, he opened the webpage, clicked on the bookmark of "Shangjiu-Bobo Live" that he saved before, and directly entered the live broadcast room of Shangjiu.

In the picture is a colorful ripple pattern, with a cute little fish with big eyes jumping around in the middle.

There is also a line of words on it: The anchor is fishing.

Yao Shuyu put the trumpet "Old Yao" in the live broadcast room of Shangjiu and squatted down, then turned and went into the kitchen.

His Weibo notification tone has been ringing, and in just a short while, many people have circled him.

After getting the equipment ready, Yao Shuyu broadcasted without delay.

"No, you guys really went out to tell each other?" He looked at the tens of thousands of people who appeared in the live broadcast room in an instant, and said with some amusement, "Xiang, everyone has eggs to eat today."

[Each egg per person, Mr. Yao will go bankrupt]

[I observed it secretly, it seems that the leftovers from the takeaway are indeed not in place yet]

【Let’s just eat the leftovers, one grain of rice per person, it will save you a lot】

【Mr. Yao, what about your face?】

【Boss Yao, we have to look at the face ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

Yao Shuyu's live broadcast mode is completely copied from yesterday's Shangjiu, and only the hands and... eggs appear on the scene.

"What face do you look at? How do you look at it? I'm still scrambling eggs with a selfie stick? No, it's a heavy burden. I'm afraid I'll subconsciously say something like 'old iron double-click 666'."

"Besides, it doesn't feel fresh to watch it all the time." Yao Shuyu stretched out his hand and shook it casually under the camera, "I'll show you my hand today, okay?"

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah I can】

【awsl】

[Why is my screen wet?]

【Ah, ah, I'm so touched, it's been a long time since I licked Mr. Yao's hand so closely】

【Mr. Yao, you have such a hand and still go to see what other people are doing woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh】

"What else can I do?" He said openly, "His hands look better."

"Well, I don't have any kitchen utensils here. I finally found an old iron pot. It should be usable. I'll wash it first."

[This life is worth my husband washing the pot 55555]

【Husband let me go】

【Ball, leave me to wash】

"Probably so. Fire first or drain first? Uh, the little anchor seemed to put the fuel first yesterday."

Yao Shuyu thought for a while, and poured a little bit of rapeseed oil into the iron pan very stingily.

Don't ask why there is oil at home, of course it is bought with eggs.

[Wait, wait, hubby, there is no water in the pot, right?]

【Boss Yao, you should wipe the pot dry first ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

[No, I have a premonition that there will be a live broadcast accident]

[Crooked demon demon spirit? Someone here wants to fry the kitchen]

"Then just start the fire, right?" The oil temperature gradually came up, because there was water in the pot that hadn't been wiped off, and it started crackling in an instant, "What the hell, why did it explode?"

【咩咕咒，Don’t get your hands hot】

[Mr. Yao: Why did oil + water explode?Touched the knowledge blind spot of this master's degree】

【Turn down the fire, Mr. Yao】

Yao Shuyu reacted quickly, seeing something was wrong, she quickly jumped eight feet away, but luckily the camera couldn't capture it, otherwise she would really be a dog.

He is a dog. When he used to show off in the game, people gave him the nickname Tengu.

But he himself felt that it did not fit his temperament, so he never claimed it.

"Huh? It seems that you can lay eggs, no, I put the eggs into the pot." Yao Shuyu felt that he was a biochemical scientist at the moment. Reaction beaker test tube, "Uh, why is this smoking so much?"

Yao Shuyu was cautious, thinking: Is it so dangerous to cook a meal?

"Wait a minute, sorry, I forgot to beat the egg, it's still a whole egg. Forget it... I'll turn off the fire first."

[23333 I just wanted to ask Mr. Yao if he beat the eggs]

[Sure enough, there is no beaten egg]

[Thought it was already quietly prepared, it was my pattern Tucson broken]

[Mr. Yao: If I can’t cook, I died yesterday, but if I can cook, I will die today]

[Need to order a takeaway for you to restore blood? 】

【It’s still too late to order takeaway】

Yao Shuyu stirred the egg bowl with chopsticks very unskillfully, making it very uneven, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

He turned on the fire again, and poured the egg liquid into it without any hassle.

Next second:

"No, why are they all stuck to the bottom of the pot!"

Yao Shuyu immediately picked up the spatula and shoveled vigorously at the bottom of the pot, but there was still a layer of burnt yellow crust.

He looked at the bottom of the pot which had turned from burnt yellow to burnt black, and said blankly:

"Wait a minute, haven't I put onions yet?"

【God didn't put green onions】

[Still have time to care about onions? 】

【Don't worry about the green onions, just take care of your eggs】

【I can't control the egg anymore, it's already black hhhh】

[Mr. Yao: I made a mistake and called nearly 50 fans to watch my live broadcast of the accident]

[I don’t know how many fans will be left after today’s broadcast]

【Mr. Yao, no matter what your eggs look like, we still love you】

[Yes, I am still willing to order takeaway for you]

Yao Shuyu turned off the fire expressionlessly, the corner of his mouth twitched a little, and asked the barrage:

"Ask, is this pot still clean?"

[hhh as long as the kung fu deep iron pan is ground into a needle]

【Hahahahaha, keep it as a souvenir】

[That's right, that's right, put it together with your million fans commemorative medal]

[Hahahaha I laughed so hard that Liao's million-fan commemorative medal must be overshadowed]

"I didn't see you when I got the million medal. Put it with the pot, does the pot match?"

【This is probably the biggest blow Mr. Yao has ever suffered in his life】

【No, this is the biggest blow Guo has ever received in his life】

[The worst time the pot was hacked]

[I have a hunch that Mr. Yao will make more videos]

[Yes, I also think, what a good material this is, hahahahaha]

Yao Shuyu took out a bunch of black things, and wanted to order a takeaway for herself right away, but her phone was empty right now, so she had no choice but to bite the bullet and forcefully say:

"Come on, let's all pay attention, this egg is not an ordinary scrambled egg, but a genius first step taken by me on the road of advanced cooking."

"Looking at this color and smelling this smell, it is definitely the best among beginners."

"..."

After saying a few words, Mr. Yao fell silent, and then said very coldly:

"Forget it, I really can't blow it off." He reached for his phone and gave the fans on the other side of the camera an ascetic and indifferent face.

There are beauties in the kitchen, peerless and autistic.

Yao Jiaren looked at the messy kitchen and repented on the spot, why did she cheat herself.

Yao Shuyu is an unrestrained person who loves freedom, is undisciplined, lives according to fate, and the only thing he can't tolerate is mess and mess.

The kitchen was in a mess, Mr. Yao endured and endured, swallowed the swear words, and picked up the steel wool resignedly.

It was barely past six o'clock when he, with a dark face, cleaned up the aged iron pot that was darker than his face.

As soon as he walked into the study door, the voice of Shangjiu had already rang in the live broadcast room.

"This, this is... what's wrong..."

"Well, there seems to be a problem with my data here, can you wait for me for a minute? I, I will re-enter."

"The house manager said no, it's not a problem with the data, it's the increase in followers..." From the voice, it can be heard that Shangjiu has been in a daze since it was broadcast, and I don't believe that I have gained so many followers overnight, and people are still wandering Outside the situation, I almost forgot that I was still on the live broadcast, and started talking to myself incoherently, "I...do I still have a room manager?"

There must be a housing manager, although there is only one, it is just a decoration if nothing else.

It's just that there were only a few sparse people in the live broadcast room yesterday, but today is different.

Yao Shuyu sat back at the table, propped his chin with his left hand, and clicked the mouse with his right hand.

Shangjiuxi Ti Xiao has 1 fans, and the number of online users is [-]k+, and it continues to rise.

Yao Shuyu didn't feel the discomfort of being overwhelmed by the heat at all, instead she was a little strangely proud and complacent.

He is complacent: When it comes to thighs, you are still as thick as Mr. Yao. I don't know how long it will take for the little transparent anchor to gain so much popularity. Let's have fun with the lucky goose selected by the sky.

But before floating for a few seconds, he realized that this lucky goose seemed to be a bit unable to cope with this situation.

"What, what's going on here? I'm sorry...I, I'm only broadcasting for the second time today. I've never talked to so many people before. Yes... No, I don't know why, but thank you for your attention. Thank you, I am very happy."

Yao Shuyu swiped the mouse, and scanned the chats of the water friends. Sure enough, except for some occasional accounts with higher ranks, the rest should have been applied for, and the IDs also deliberately carry the word Yao.

He doesn't broadcast here himself, so these are fans who didn't use Bobo to broadcast, but were brought over by him.

[Xiao Shangjiu's young voice, I can woo woo woo woo]

【The one who came to join in the fun is definitely a fan】

【You can just look at your hands without cooking】

【Xiao Shangjiu, don’t be nervous, we are not good people】

【After all, Mr. Yao's girlfriend is not a devil】

[233 can't all be sisters from Mr. Yao's side]

[That's for sure, didn't you hear Xiao Shangjiu say that it's only the second broadcast today? 】

[Mr. Yao sent this wave of enthusiasm too timely]

[Wuuuuu, our little Shangjiu was an angel in his last life, so he can receive Mr. Yao's care]

[Sisters begging for popular science, does Mr. Yao have an account on Bobo? 】

[hhh Mr. Yao is of course not broadcasting here, but I don’t know about Shuiyou.]

[Maybe sneaking water, I didn’t hear Mr. Yao say it]

"Mr. Yao? Is that Mr. Yao from the Chef App?" Shang Jiu was stunned for a few seconds, probably dazzled by the bullet screen, and finally saw this keyword, so he asked a little surprised and nervous , "You, you all know him? Oh, he is the 'chef' of Lechu, right? Is he... recommended me to you?"

The "chef" on the Lechu App is the king of recipe sharing.

Yao Shuyu was given a chef account for helping to advertise.

He was still remembering what went wrong with the scrambled eggs just now, and he was a little dazed for a while, when he suddenly heard Shang Jiu mentioning himself, he shook his head first, and then felt a little happy again.

Of course, he is happy, and the barrage is more pleasant than him:

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I want to die laughing]

【My Yao is always really out of breath and out of breath】

[Mr. Yao's first reaction when he mentioned his junior high school was Lechu App]

【Too embarrassing to the head grandma 233】

[Hahahahaha I can't do it anymore, Xiao Shangjiu, you must go and see Mr. Yao's scapegoat]

[Chef?It doesn’t exist, just look at the pot and you’ll know]

【God damn chef hahahahaha】

"What, what?" Shang Jiu was at a loss, "Am I wrong? Actually, I don't know that Mr. Yao, but I think he should be like me, he is also a person who loves cooking, really Thanks for his recommendation."

[2333 brain fills in the blind trust face of Xiao Shangjiu]

【He doesn't like to cook, he just loves to cook the egg fried rice you (not) taught】

【Like Love】

[Hahahaha Although I am Mr. Yao’s girlfriend fan, why don’t the CP who delivered it to my door knock you down?]

[What kind of mysterious CP is this? I knocked it out]

[Much better than Yao Ye, Yao Jin and Yao Lai]

[Weakly ask, is there no one knocking on Lai Yao? 】

【No no no I still have to carry my Yaolai banner】

[+1 Yao Lai isrio]

Yao Shuyu looked at the more and more outrageous content with a blank expression, and even wanted to turn on the microphone and sneer, what are you kidding, Ryan can attack him?

No, what the hell is Yao Lai?Can people nowadays be able to knock down any CP?

Cults, cults, all cults.

He was just about to punish his little fans who would be lawless without his suppression, when he suddenly saw that his ID was still "Old Yao", which was even a little different from this group of "Sister Yao" and "Little Yao Yao". of similarities.

There is no clearing effect at all.

Shangjiu may have watched the barrage for a long time and didn't understand what they were talking about. After all, he seemed to have no understanding of Yao Shuyu, a former UP master. Grasping the keyword of egg fried rice is like catching a stick. Life-saving straw:

"Oh oh egg fried rice, um, Mr. Yao mentioned it to me, he said he tried it and he did a good job, thank you, it encouraged me...I will work harder."

【Hahahahahahaha very good】

【Yao is always really really really good】

【Thank you for Mr. Yao】

【Thank you for my husband】

Some not only thanked you verbally, but also swiped the free small gift given by logging in.

"Thank you, thank you!" Shang Jiu was taken aback, his voice could not hide his surprise, and there was a hint of joy, "This is the first time I have received a gift, thank you all."

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Swipe it up and save a wave of points for the little anchor]

[Go back and ask Mr. Yao for credit, at least you have to be promoted to a concubine]

【Concubine Jin is okay hahahaha】

[same invitation]

Yao Shuyu raised her eyebrows, and backhandedly recharged 500 yuan on Bobo, which was exchanged for 25 bodou.

I thought: Still trying to claim credit?I don't know how to brush it myself?

I don't feel like I'm being cheap at all.

The gift of a hundred bodou is worth [-] cents, and if you give five at a time, that is, a gift of more than one yuan, you can have a fan badge.

One dime can add a little experience value, and the accumulation of experience points will increase the level of fan badges.

Yao Shuyu smashed a 6 wave coin "Dynamic Light Wave" and immediately got a level 7 fan badge.

Although the nickname of the fan badge is still in its initial state, the bullet screen with pink glare effects is enough for him to walk back and forth sideways in Xiao Shangjiu's live broadcast room a few times.

[This old Yao sister may really love Xiao Shangjiu]

[I think this sister should really love Mr. Yao]

【Love what he loves, love the house and the crow, I'll be in love with you】

[Only this old Yao sister is worthy to ask for credit with Mr. Yao]

【We are not worthy of free gifts】

【Poverty prevents me from becoming a concubine】

[233 Why Lao Yao must be a sister, can't it be Mr. Yao's real body]

[I think so too, but all IDs of Mr. Yao are Mr. Yao hh]

【Also Mr. Yao is always stingy, so it's impossible to drop such an expensive gift】

Shangjiu's dumbfounded voice came from Yao Shuyu's Bluetooth speaker:

"...Did I receive a dynamic light wave just now? Yes, did I read it wrong?"

【233 Yes, you read that right】

[Congratulations to Xiao Shangjiu for making 120 yuan for the first time]

【This wealthy sister hopes that everyone can be friends】

[In the future, if you become successful in front of Mr. Yao, don’t forget all the water friends who squatted in the Nine live broadcast room together today]

[Old Sister Yao who is suspected to be Mr. Yao's real body, hahahahahaha]

[Xiao Shangjiu still doesn't thank Lao Yao? 】

"That, that," Shang Jiu seemed to be reminded by the barrage, and hurriedly said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you Lao Yao for sending you the dynamic light wave, which cost you a lot. The gifts from other friends, also, also Thank you! It doesn’t cost so much, I’m very happy to see me, really.”

Yao Shuyu was not particularly satisfied when he heard the voice of "Old Yao". He would have used Mr. Yao's ID if he had known about it. If possible, he would have liked to hear that clear voice call his name.

Taking advantage of the privilege of level 7 fans, he changed his face in the speech area with great fanfare, and then he pretended to be a wolf with a big tail and typed a few words:

"You're welcome, come on."

"Uh, I'm sorry, it's past six o'clock, I, I'll start broadcasting the dishes I'm going to make today. I was going to start broadcasting from the simplest home-cooked dishes, but, maybe it doesn't look that great, because I haven't I thought there would be so many people watching, sorry, I will prepare better next time. Come today, it’s too late, so let’s make fried potato shreds in soy sauce, okay, okay?”

"I start with shredded."

【Woooooh, Xiao Shangjiu is too soft, I love it】

[Is there anyone who abandoned her husband and squatted in the Nine live broadcast room for a long time?]

[Long-term squatting team 1/100]

[Yes, yes, you can say whatever you want, anyway, the point is not the dish]

[The point is not that the food is too much]

【The food depends on the people as well (噫 seems to be unable to see the people)

[Sisters form a team to comment on Mr. Yao’s Weibo and let him come in and learn another dish]

【Are you here to learn how to be a human? 】

[Did you come in and get beaten? 】

【2333 Mr. Yao came in and was beaten】

Yao Shuyu remained expressionless, moved his finger, and smashed another dynamic light wave.

Although the upper limit of experience points per day before level 10 is 1000, we, Mr. Yao, don't care about this at all.

Not much money anyway.

"!" But Shangjiu almost bit his tongue, he couldn't say anything other than thank you, and even the content that was supposed to be broadcast was blank for a moment, "Thank you, cough, thank you Lao Yao for... a dynamic light wave. I just said I want ...to, oh yes, shred, shred, I'll cut it right away."

The speech area became lively, scrambling to be friends with Lao Yao.

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows dissatisfied.

The author has something to say: Description of the rank mechanism of DOTA2 Auto Chess:

The ranks of the ladder are soldier-knight-bishop-fortress-king-queen (queen)