I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

When Cao Xi conveyed the Empress Dowager's will to Tantai Yi, he was terrified in his heart, and after speaking in a soft voice, he lowered his head heavily, not even daring to breathe.

Cao Xi used to be the godson of Cao Zhengyan, the former eunuch in charge of the chief inspector of ceremonies. Cao Zhengyan was killed by the stick because he offended Tantai Yi in the early winter of last year. I feel that I still don't know Rendi Tantai Yi very well, so I have been living cautiously, and I just want to say less and make less mistakes.But after serving by Rendi's side for half a year, he still knows some things about Rendi more or less.

For example, in the grand palace of Nuoda, there is one thing that cannot be said, and that is the princess of the Northern Territory, the biological mother of Emperor Ren.

There were so many eunuchs and maidservants who died in the palace before, many of them were served by the late emperor and the eldest princess, all of them were silenced by Emperor Ren and disappeared in the palace.

Today's Empress Dowager is not the biological mother of Emperor Ren, but the eldest princess's sister and Tantai Yi's aunt, but now that she has the title of Empress Dowager, Tantai Yiming has to call her Empress Mother.

Obviously, the relationship between Tan Taiyi and the Queen Mother is not very close, when he heard that the Queen Mother was going to fill the harem, his beautiful face immediately condensed.

However, the condensed look disappeared quickly. He crushed the pen in his hand, watched the crumbs in his hand fall to the ground, and said in a low voice: "The queen mother has long hands. If you don't say anything when you reach the court, you can still use it." I want to control the lonely harem."

In fact, there is no queen in the palace, and it is quite normal for the power in the harem to be controlled by the queen mother, but in Tantai Yi's mouth, it is the queen mother who has overstepped.

Cao Xi could sense his displeasure, and just when he was about to follow Song Pu's example of taking rainbow farts, he heard Tantai Yi say: "Nowadays there are fewer people in the palace, too many solitary killings."

Cao Xi broke out in a cold sweat immediately, and couldn't help but bury his head even lower.

Tan Taiyi said: "Forget it, more people make it more lively, Cao Xi, do as the queen mother says."

Cao Xi said: "Yes."

Tantai Yi glanced at Cao Xi, bored in his heart, and couldn't help but think of Song Pu again. His mouth was babbling, and what he said was so many and beautiful that he couldn't get tired of listening to it no matter what.

Tan Taiyi withdrew his thoughts, picked up the inkstone on the table, and threw it at Cao Xi, "Go away."

Cao Xi didn't even care to wipe his head until it was bleeding, he responded with a terrified cry, and hurried out with his body down.

It's time to go to work again, and Song Pu is unwilling to wrong himself. The daily breakfast is extremely rich and balanced in nutrition. After all, it takes a lot of brain and energy to serve the dog emperor. Eat well and work mentally Well.

Going out with Song Guogong as usual, Song Guogong talked about what happened yesterday, "Your second uncle came to me and said, but I stopped him, it is the cat that His Majesty rewarded you, you can confess it, how can you just let it play with you. "

Wow, his old man has the potential of a rainbow fart too.

Song Pu nodded, "My son thinks so too."

Song Guogong also talked about the Empress Dowager's plan to fill the harem, he said: "We don't have a daughter, so we can rest assured, but Wanyu, Qingwan and Biyu are all old, I'm afraid they will enter the palace together."

Song Pu thought about Song Wanyu's age and her character, and said tactfully, "If Wanyu enters the palace, I'm afraid she will offend His Majesty."

Song Guogong said: "My father also thinks so, I have to find her a husband's house as soon as possible, it's better than entering the harem."

Song Pu thought of Emperor Dog's age and his empty harem again, and asked curiously, "Has Your Majesty not chosen a concubine in the past three years?"

Song Guogong said: "Your Majesty...how should I put it? Your grandfather once said that when Your Majesty was still young, he always liked to oppose the late emperor. If the late emperor said it was right, he would say it was wrong. Xi, has a good ability to make people angry. He didn't choose a concubine, presumably because the court was too aggressive in choosing a concubine, which made him do the opposite. Now that the court doesn't force him to choose a concubine, it's easy to get things done , if the situation is better, His Majesty may be able to hold a child next year."

After saying that, he glanced at Song Pu, and said: "If you persist for a while, your majesty will have a better temper after spending time in the harem."

Song Pu: "..."

There are so many slots that he doesn't know where to start complaining.

Doesn't this mean that the dog emperor is an older rebellious child?

Song Guogong said again: "Your Majesty's talents that were accidentally displayed when he was young were praised by the first emperor. I don't know if this is the reason why he became more and more involved in government affairs and left him with a bad reputation for brutality. The first emperor fought for decades, and today's Liang Kingdom It is still strong, but it lacks the rule of a monarch, and the shortcomings of decades of fighting are gradually revealed. My father feels that Liang Guo may be in trouble in a short time. His Majesty will keep you for dinner and reward you as an imperial pet. You look at it differently, my father thinks that you have the ability to turn His Majesty's prodigal son back for nothing."

Song Pu said: "Father, I think you have misunderstood me..."

Song Guogong smiled slightly and said: "I heard from your brother that you have such eloquence, but I haven't seen you show it before. It must be that you have been greatly trained by your majesty. If you serve your majesty for a few more years, You can also be a man who stands upright and stands alone."

Song Pu: "..."

I'm afraid my rainbow fart skill is inherited from you, right?

After parting ways with Song Guogong, Song Pu came to Rendi Tantaiyi's side.

Today's escorts, without the backbone of the big brother Li Zongyi, the others feel more and more at a loss, compared to Song Pu who met Tantai Yi for the first time, they look like little quails.

Fortunately, Tantai Yi didn't care much about them, seeing Song Pu coming, a smile appeared on the corner of his lips first, "Song Qing came so late today?"

"..." It's so late, it's obviously on time.Although he thought so in his heart, Song Pu didn't show it on his face, he said in panic: "Please forgive me, Your Majesty."

Tan Taiyi said: "Gu didn't blame you, Song Qing came here."

The place to play with today is Tantai Yi's study, Tantai Yi is standing by the desk at this time, there is a roll of white paper spread out on the desk, before Song Pu walked in, he smelled the strong fragrance of ink.

Song Pu obediently took a closer look, and it turned out that it was Tantaiyi who had drawn a picture of a tiger descending the mountain.

Tan Taiyi said: "I have painted a few paintings alone, but none of them are satisfactory. I wonder if Song Qing can see where the problem lies?"

Song Pu looked at it carefully, and soon understood that the tiger descending the mountain painted by Tantai Yi was vivid and lifelike. Standing in front of the painting, one could feel the ferocious aura of the beast rushing towards his face. If it's not right, I'm afraid it can only be the tiger's eyes.

Song Pu knew that rainbow farts should not be ignored by objective facts. Half-truths and half-false blows are more likely to move people's hearts. Since Tantai Yi is not satisfied, he can't say that there is no problem, so he said respectfully: "I think your Majesty The fierce and domineering tiger in the painting is lifelike, but the tiger is the king, and the tiger goes down the mountain to look for food, so the eyes should have the air of killing and blood. The problem with this picture of the tiger is that the eyes of the tiger are not bright enough. murderous look."

Seeing Tantai Yi frowned slightly from the corner of the eye, Song Pu hurriedly said: "Your Majesty's wonderful brush painting, such flaws are only due to the loss of not seeing the real tiger looking for food. If you saw that scene, Your Majesty must Can draw a better tiger picture."

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing is right. The Hundred Beasts Garden has kept a few tigers, but they never have the murderous spirit that Song Qing said."

Song Pu heard it, and immediately said: "Your Majesty is so powerful, he is a dragon and a phoenix among men, even if the tiger is the king of the forest, he may not dare to show his killing spirit in front of your majesty! Your Majesty, you can only blame the tiger for being like a sick man in front of you." Like a cat, it insults its title of king of the forest!"

After Tantai Yi heard this, the corners of his lips curled up, a little proud, he said: "It doesn't have to be like this, I was hurt by it before when I competed with the Tiger King in the Hundred Beasts Garden."

Seeing Song Pu's shocked expression, Tantai Yi became more and more proud. He didn't show it on his face, but his light golden eyes became brighter, and he said softly: "But Gu is better than that. He broke the tiger king's limbs, skinned and dismantled him. Gu, made a pot of tonic soup for the late emperor to drink."

Song Pu shivered for a while before recovering his voice, "Oh my God, Your Majesty is really... so brave, you dare to compete with the beast with bare hands, I was so shocked that I couldn't speak coherently."

Tan Taiyi said: "The current Tiger King is the son of the previous Tiger King, but it turned around and ran away when it saw Gu, just like Song Qing said, like a sick cat."

Song Pu: "..."

How much psychological shadow did you cause to the Tiger King family?

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