I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu did not doubt what Tantai Yi said, Tantai Yi was born with great strength and superb martial arts, it is not impossible to tear a tiger with his hands, and a person as proud as Tantai Yi would not even bother to lie.

It is also because of this that Song Pu once again had a deep understanding of Tantai Yi - as long as Tantai Yi thinks, he can kill him with one hand!

Tantai Yi seemed to be in a good mood as Song Pu said that he was at ease, "Song Qing, how is the cat that I gave you alone?"

Song Pu said solemnly: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will treat it like a parent and child, and will never treat it badly."

Tantaiyi was amused by him, "Parent and son? Song Qing is exaggerating. Although the cat is precious, it is an animal after all, so don't get too used to it."

Song Pu cursed in his heart, last time he said that if he lost a hair, he would ask me, but now he is a beast again, so don't get used to it.

What he was thinking in his heart didn't show on his face, he said cautiously: "The strange minister is ignorant and ignorant, and has never seen such a cute and charming kitten. Because it was a gift from His Majesty, when I saw it, I couldn't help but feel happy and honored. Many reasons blessed me, so I couldn't help it, so I treated it like a parent and child, and named it Tofu. When it grows up, I still need to marry a wife for it, one is not enough, I need to marry a few cat concubines for it."

The smile on the corners of Tantaiyi's lips deepened a lot, and the light golden eyes flashed with joy, "Song Qing is so attentive, I feel relieved."

He said again: "That Persian cat is snow-white all over, with fluffy and soft hair. It's called Tofu. Song Qing chose a good name. If it's a big name, how about choosing one for Tofu alone?"

Song Pu showed a flattered look, and his voice was a little excited, "Thank you, Your Majesty! If Your Majesty chooses a name for Tofu, I want to grind the family members of the tofu family, so that Tofu's name can be listed on the genealogy!"

Tan Taiyi was amused by him again, it was the first time he had seen such an interesting person, "Song Qing is like this, Song Guogong must not break your leg."

Song Pu's shoulders shook, and his tone was a bit bleak, "The strange minister is too excited, and it is inevitable that he will be whimsical."

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing's whimsy is also pleasing, Gu likes it very much."

After hearing this, Song Pu couldn't help raising his eyes to look at Tantai Yi, the two of them met in the air, and Tantai Yi looked at him with a smile in his eyes, as if he didn't think there was anything wrong with what he just said.

Song Pu blushed and stuttered, "Your Majesty... Thank you, Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi had always seen Song Pu babbling, the first time he heard him still stuttering, seeing his cheeks flushed, he knew that he was so excited, he paused, changed the subject and said: " ...If you only look at the name, let's call it Liuli, how about it?"

Song Pu was a little disappointed when he first heard it. The name is not as good as Tofu, but he still had an excited expression on his face, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for giving the name! Liuli Liuli, flowing clouds and flowing colors, beautiful, this name It's really beautiful! Your Majesty is really happy!"

Tan Taiyi coughed lightly, and said: "Since that's the case, Song Qing also likes it, so let's call it Liuli."

After saying that, he stretched out his hand to touch it from his sleeve, and found a piece of jasper-colored glazed stone. Tantai Yi glanced down, then put it back, touched it again for a while, and found another piece of glazed stone, but compared to The previous piece was much smaller, no more than the size of a finger, but the color was extraordinarily pure, purple with pink, extraordinarily crystal clear.

Holding the thin lanyard, Tantaiyi brought the piece of glazed stone to Song Pu, and said softly: "This is a gift for Liuli alone, Song Qing keep it."

Song Pu didn't see his small actions, but he remembered that there was no colored glaze industry in this dynasty at all, and the market was priceless, even more precious than fine jade.Whenever glazed stones appear in a certain place, they will be sent to the palace, and they dare not keep them privately, for fear of causing death.

If such a small piece of colored glaze is placed outside, it is estimated that it can be exchanged for a lot of gold.

Thinking of this, Song Pu was a little flattered again. Although this thing is nothing to Tantai Yi, it is something to be proud of being able to take something from him, "I am terrified, thank you Your Majesty As a reward, I must let Liuli carry it with me, and with His Majesty's protection, Liuli will live a long life and have a hundred-year-old descendant for ten generations!"

"It's so good." Tantai Yi's light golden eyes shone slightly, with a smile as bright as a spring day.He has never given anything to others. Rao is a reward from his ministers, all of which come from the state treasury. Don't even think about taking a penny from his small treasury. Now he is making an exception and gave Song Pu a small piece of money. Glass stone.

Such an exception did not affect Tantai Yi's mood. Seeing that Song Pu's ears were pink, with an excited expression, and even his fingers trembling slightly, he felt a surging feeling in his heart, joy, joy, or Satisfaction?Unspeakable emotion, but not a bad feeling.

The people serving in the study all looked at this scene with amazed eyes. It was the first time Chang Jiangming and others saw Song Pu and Tantai Yi talking so relaxed and comfortably. His Majesty also frequently laughed uncontrollably, unlike the previous There is a big difference in the appearance of smiling but not smiling. This change is all because of Song Pu!

Cao Xi also felt once again how capable Song Pu's mouth was. He probably didn't have the guts to speak in front of His Majesty, and those flattering words seemed to be very sincere when they came out of Song Pu's mouth. Others feel relaxed and comfortable listening to it, let alone His Majesty?

Cao Xi sighed inwardly, and looked away, the wound on his forehead was still not healed, so he didn't dare to make mistakes in front of His Majesty again.

The escorts also have a place to stop and rest in the palace. They can take a nap and have lunch. A teenager eats all he can.

Song Pu took the glazed stone that Tantai Yi had rewarded and looked at it under the sun. The things Tantai Yi could see were naturally excellent. This glazed stone was rare and pure, and its color was particularly dreamy. It was polished very well. It is round and icy in the palm, giving off a refreshing coolness, and it can also reflect a beautiful brilliance in the sun.

Chang Jiangming and others came over and asked Song Pu in a low voice: "Song Pu, how dare you talk to His Majesty like that?"

Song Pu came back to his senses and replied, "Why not? Your Majesty doesn't seem so scary, does he?"

Chang Jiangming's nature is still lively, he is also the pampered child of the family, he is so cautious only in the palace, he dare not even speak loudly, now he is not in front of Tantai Yi, he has regained a bit of liveliness, he poked He poked Song Pu's arm and said, "You're sick from fright, and you still say that Your Majesty isn't scary?"

Song Pu coughed a few times, a little embarrassed, "Don't mention that, I have a picture."

Chang Jiangming frowned, still having lingering fears, "I always remember that the torture was performed outside the Chunhe Palace, the blood seemed to have stained the ground, and even after it rained, the floor was still pink. It also smells faintly of blood."

Chang Jiangming said: "Those servants are also human beings. Your Majesty sent someone to cut him alive just because the tea was emptied. It's really..."

Before he finished speaking, Song Pu interrupted him severely, "Speak carefully!"

Chang Jiangming was frightened by him, and immediately shut up.

Seeing that he was frightened, Song Pu softened his tone and said, "I don't think His Majesty is that cruel. Maybe there are other reasons. You can't just look at things on the surface."

Song Pu knew that what he said was a bit mean, but in front of the dog emperor, he should not complain, doubt, or disagree. This is the secret of wanting to live a long time.

In a word, it is right to blow the dog emperor rainbow fart.

Song Guogong had such high expectations for him, but in fact he was helpless. If there was a way to retreat and disappear from the dog emperor, he would be happy, but no, even Song Guogong couldn't help it, he didn't dare to stand out, what else could he have? way?He angered the dog emperor, and when he hit him with a whip, he would also be disfigured... Maybe then he wouldn't have to go to the palace to serve him, but he was afraid of pain.

The pain is extreme, and it may lead to shock. The chance of death is no less than that of continuing to serve in front of the dog emperor.

Now Song Pu is thinking this way. Now that he has reached this point, he simply becomes the No. 1 dog emperor, telling him not to beat him, not to kill him.

The change of thinking caused him to pay more and more attention to Tantai Yi. As such, he couldn't express the dissatisfaction in his heart, because there is no airtight wall in the world, and he had to believe in his sincerity to Emperor Dog. In his heart, Tantai Yi was moved only when he himself was moved.

Thinking of this, Song Pu brainwashed him persuasively: "Really, His Majesty must have some difficulties. Think about it, does he make things difficult for you? Brother Jiang Ming played with His Majesty's dancer, and His Majesty condoned it, so there is no blame. And we Among them, except Brother Zongyi, none of them have any skills. I am not good at studying, Brother Jiang Ming, you can only eat, drink and have fun. If you are a person who serves by His Majesty's side, didn't we get a third-rank official position as a bodyguard, and if we say it, we can be regarded as dignified, right?"

Chang Jiangming hesitated for a moment, "Although what you said makes sense, Shen Yonghe was disfigured by His Majesty's beating..."

They didn't know why Shen Yonghe annoyed His Majesty, but they only remembered that Tantai Yi was very angry at that moment, and beat Shen Yonghe with a thick and long whip, after only about ten whips, Shen Yonghe passed out bloodied all over his body In the past, even if it was like this, Tantai Yi seemed to be still angry, and whipped Shen Yonghe again when he was unconscious, and this whip directly wiped out the handsome face of the other party.

Afterwards, several people went to Shen's mansion to visit and wanted to ask why, but Shen Yonghe refused to say anything, so until now, they still don't know how Shen Yonghe angered Tantai Yi.

They didn't know, and it was even more impossible for Song Pu to know. When Chang Jiangming talked about this matter, Song Pu also got stuck. He thought for a while, but he couldn't say that Shen Yonghe was wrong. Yong He is extremely smart, and he is the only son in the family. The Shen family really has no other sons, so they can only bite the bullet and send him in.If Li Zongyi is a stable and reliable big brother, then Shen Yonghe is a sensible mother-type figure.

Li Zongyi was in charge of accompanying him in martial arts, and Shen Yong, Qinqi, calligraphy and painting could do a set of combined punches with the dog emperor.

It was these two heroes who dealt with the dog emperor thoughtfully, so that the few remaining little trash of them could live without so much anxiety.

"Song Pu" didn't suffer much after entering the palace for so long, and he was also taken care of by the other party. When he came to him, it was impossible for him to say anything ungrateful.

After a long time, Song Pu said awkwardly: "This Your Majesty is indeed going too far."

Even if he blows rainbow farts, he can't ignore the Basic Law, and he can't blow his conscience against the wrong things.

But as soon as he said those words, he felt inexplicably terrified.

And the gorgeous voice that suddenly came from behind confirmed his intuition, "Where is the loneliness too much?"

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