I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

When Song Pu came out of the palace, he was already half drunk, but at least he was not so drunk that he lost his composure. He returned home with the fine wine rewarded by Tantai Yi and a beautiful kitten.

"Qingmei, help me, hiccup, help me take care of my son." Song Pu handed the cage containing the cat to the maid Qingmei, her cheeks were flushed, and she almost fell down when she was walking.

Qingmei quickly took it over, and after hearing Song Pu's words, she thought she was talking nonsense while drunk.

Someone had already notified the Duke's mansion that he stayed in the palace for dinner this time. Because it was the first time he had seen it, it attracted the attention of many people in the mansion. Even Song Guogong, who was always busy, rushed over to visit Song Pu.

"It's really nothing." Song Pu hiccupped, raised his arm and smelled his own smell. Fortunately, it didn't smell too bad.

Qingmei brought over a cup of hangover tea, Song Pu drank a few sips and burped a few more times.

Song Guogong was very puzzled, "Why does His Majesty keep you for dinner, you don't know?"

Song Pu said seriously: "Xu Shi likes me so much, so he left me for dinner."

Song Guogong also smelled him and frowned, "How much wine have you drunk?"

Song Pu groaned and said: "I didn't drink much. Your Majesty asked me to drink it. I just drank it. I don't want to drink it either. My wine is not good. It's too bad. If I talk nonsense and annoy Your Majesty, I will cut off my head. "

Song Guogong said: "You said you didn't drink much, you are talking nonsense now, you dare to drink with Your Majesty if you are not good at wine."

Somp said: "Ah, I can't hear, I want to take a bath, I want to sleep."

Song Guogong had nothing to do with him, and told Qingmei to take good care of Song Pu, and heard a slight meow, so he asked a question, and Song Pu smiled and said, "Your Majesty sent me, hehe."

Song Guogong opened his eyes wide in surprise, as if he was meeting Song Pu for the first time, he looked at him a few more times, "...You should sleep well first, and when you wake up from the wine, let's have a good talk, father and son."

Song Pu responded with a grunt, while taking off his clothes, he said to Song Guogong: "Father, I'm going to take a bath, you should avoid it, hurry up."

Song Guogong was helpless, he walked out of the room, and he could still hear the child's soft voice: "Qingmei, I can take a bath by myself! I don't need you to wait on me, you go out, get out quickly, I am ashamed if you are not ashamed!"

Song Guogong couldn't help but shook his head and went back.

Song Pu was still a little dizzy after waking up, but the memory of last night was still there anyway. He was sure that he did not say anything wrong in front of the dog emperor, and he relaxed a lot.

Qingmei entered the room and brought him face-washing water. Song Pu got up, put on his clothes, washed his face, and brushed his teeth—he was really not used to brushing his teeth with willow branches when he first came, so he simply made his own toothbrush and used it. The most important thing is the bristle hair, which is quite easy to brush.

"Qingmei, where is my son?" Song Pu asked Qingmei after washing.

Qingmei was stunned for a moment, "Master, where did you get your son?"

Song Pu scratched his head, "...where is the cat I brought yesterday?"

Qingmei showed a smile on her face, she had never seen such a beautiful cat, and she liked it very much in her heart, she didn't need Song Pu's special order, she also took good care of her, she said: "The cat is in the side room, the servant will give it to you." Made a nest and now sleeps in the nest."

Song Pu said, "I'll go and have a look."

When he arrived at the side room, he soon saw the cat sleeping in the den. It was a small cat, and its fur hadn't fully grown yet, but it was already very beautiful.

Putting aside what kind of person the dog emperor is, he sent the cat to Song Pu's heart. He leaned over, squeezed the cat's paw, and said softly: "Speaking of which, I haven't named you yet. , let me think about it, hey, how about calling Ergou?"

However, as soon as he said this, he shook his head quickly, "No, it's too ugly. If His Majesty asks about it in the future, I'm embarrassed to say it."

After thinking about it for a while, he decided on a nickname of tofu. Song Pu squeezed the paw of the tofu with a smile and said, "Tofu Xi Shi!"

His fuss woke up Tofu, it yawned, looked at Song Pu with beautiful eyes, and meowed softly.

"Hey! I heard you calling daddy, son, let daddy kiss you." Song Pu picked up the tofu and kissed it on the forehead.

Qingmei came in and saw such a scene, she opened her eyes wide, and couldn't help but said: "Master! Why are you still kissing the cat? It hasn't been bathed yet, it's so dirty!"

Although there was a concept of pets in ancient times, the main function of cats as animals was to catch mice. Even if they were pets, kissing and so on were still passed.

Song Pu put down the cat and said, "It's not dirty, and the cat is still young, so it will get sick after taking a bath."

Qingmei said: "Then the young master can't kiss it, what should I do if I get sick?"

Song Pu didn't argue with Qingmei. Qingmei was about the same age as him. She was born in a small family and had a pure heart. She was very comfortable to get along with. He still respected her quite a lot.

Like before, once he walked through, there were eight Yingyingyanyans in the room, just the serving maids!In addition to the servant girl who sweeps the floor outside, there are more than a dozen girls serving him, and there are quite a few of those maids who are very beautiful...

Some of those pretty maids were scheming, they only wanted to climb the bed, which made Song Pu's whole head big, and it took a lot of effort to send them away, leaving only Qingmei and a few rough maids to serve.

Qing Mei said: "Master, breakfast is already served, let's go eat."

Song Pu responded, brought the tofu over, and peeled the eggs himself to feed it.

Qingmei was speechless, but as a servant, she couldn't say anything, so she had to let him.

Today, I don’t need to go to the palace to wait for Mu, so Song Pu is in a good mood, and I specially asked a craftsman to make a nameplate for the tofu. Unable to highlight the noble status of tofu, the craftsman simply asked the craftsman to engrave the four characters of Yucizhimao.

The craftsman was exquisite, and Song Pu was willing to spend money. He used high-quality suet jade, and the collar was also made of high-quality materials. Putting it on the tofu instantly made it look like a jewel.

Song Pu hugged it and deliberately walked around the mansion. Now everyone in the mansion knew that His Majesty had given him a cat, and they all came to watch the excitement.

The former Grand Duke Song had six sons under his knees. Except for the big house where Song Pu lived, the other houses were desperately spreading their branches and leaves. Up to now, the Duke’s Mansion is also a bustling big family. There are more than 400 servants in the house.

But where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and the same is true of the Duke's Mansion. When Emperor Rendi Tantaiyi ordered to invite three escorts, "Song Pu" was on the list. At that time, Song's mother cried and went to ask for the head of the old lady Song. On the other hand, the other rooms were sarcasm, which annoyed Mrs. Song so much that she simply closed the door and didn't care about it. She was so angry that Song's mother couldn't eat for a few days. This feud was settled.

Song Pu heard Qingmei say that the second wife's uncle, Song Zhiming's wife, Mrs. Zhao, was the most vicious, and she was the one who made Song's mother cry in anger.

And Song Jian, Zhao's son, also perfectly inherited Zhao's character. Seeing Song Pu's sternness, he was very jealous, and muttered in a low voice: "It's just a beast, why are you happy."

His direct sister, Song Wanyu, is still young, but she is also raised by her mother's arrogance and domineering, "Brother, I want a cat too! I want the one in his hand!"

Song Jian said loudly to Song Pu: "My sister wants the cat in your hand, so give her a hug."

Before Song Pu could answer, Song Wanyu came up to snatch her. She grabbed one of Tofu's legs and pulled it forward vigorously. In shock, Tofu meowed and struggled in Song Pu's arms. Song Pu reached out and squeezed her hand, saying : "You can't grab its legs, let me go and hug you first."

Song Wanyu didn't listen to him, instead she pulled even harder, until the whole cat of tofu was hanging on Song Pu's arm, and her voice became shrill and shrill, "I don't care, I want it! Give it to me quickly!"

Song Pu got angry. He was always gentle with girls, and he rarely got angry. Although Song Wanyu was young, he couldn't show a gentle gesture to her at this moment. He reached out and patted Song Wanyu's disobedient hand away. , because she was in a hurry, so she was very forceful, and she slapped her hand away all at once.

Song Wanyu was young and her skin was tender. After being hit like this, she was stunned for a moment, and immediately cried.

Because the effect of force is reciprocal, Song Pu also took a breath from the pain, and when he looked down, his palms also turned red quickly.

Song Wanyu cried as if her heart was broken, tears fell as soon as she said it, her whole face was wet all of a sudden, she yelled: "My cousin hit me! It hurts so much! I want a cat! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow .

Song Jian jumped out and shouted angrily: "How can you hit someone? Don't you just want to hug your cat? You hit someone?"

The people present looked at each other in blank dismay, they saw what happened just now, but they didn't expect this to happen.

Also because they were all children, Song Pu was the biggest among them, and Song Wanyu cried loudly, which soon attracted others, and it was Song Lingyun and another young man who came.

"What happened?" Song Lingyun glanced at Song Wanyu and asked with a frown.

Song Wanyu saw that it was Song Lingyun, and she thought she was afraid of this cousin, so she cried a little softer and looked a bit bleak, but when Song Jian pinched her next to her, she immediately burst into tears, still calling her brother Hit me or something like that.

She cried so miserably that Song Pu felt a little embarrassed, but how could he not be in a hurry because of her rude behavior just now?Fortunately, Tofu has a gentle personality. After the encounter just now, he didn't run away from Song Pu's body, but got into Song Pu's clothes. Because it was a small one, it quickly got into Song Pu's lapel.

"It's nothing, but she wanted to hug the cat just now, and I don't want her to hug it." Song Pu said to Song Lingyun.

Song Lingyun snorted coldly, and shouted: "Song Wanyu!"

Song Wanyu was frightened by him, hiccupped and fell silent.

Song Lingyun said: "It's something His Majesty bestowed upon you, and you deserve to reach out? But since you like it, I'll go and tell Your Majesty to send you into the palace too, how about it?"

Emperor Ren's brutal reputation was not a secret among the aristocrats of the family. Before that, there were many dead bodies thrown away in the mass graves every day in the palace. Because of this, Emperor Ren was also a figure who could stop children from crying at night.

When Song Pu entered the palace, he knew that it was unlikely that Song Pu would die. After all, he was a courtier, not a slave who could be killed at will. But if he offended the emperor, he would have to be punished. Like Shen Yonghe's disfigurement before, The city was full of storms, and the Minister of the Ministry of War knelt in the palace for a day, but the emperor did not see him. The Minister of the Ministry of War fell ill when he returned.

The emperor is cruel and heartless, like a man-eating beast. As soon as Song Lingyun said this, Song Wanyu was frightened instantly. She turned pale and didn't dare to cry anymore. She said timidly: "I don't want cats anymore. , I don’t want to enter the palace either, I don’t want to!”

Song Lingyun said: "But I think you still want it, so I will petition His Majesty tomorrow. My younger sister Wanyu has admired His Majesty for a long time, and she is shameless thinking about other things. She is only satisfied because the maid can serve by His Majesty's side. Wanyu How do you feel, sister?"

Song Jian and Song Wanyu's faces turned pale. Even though they were still young, they understood that Song Lingyun's move was very poisonous. It was to force Song Wanyu to die!

Song Pu couldn't bear it, and said, "Brother, stop talking."

Song Lingyun smiled slightly: "Don't sway in front of Apu, I want to crush you to death, just like crushing ants, understand?"

Song Wanyu cried in fright, and didn't dare to say anything, she turned her head and ran away.Song Jian hurried to catch up, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Song Pu said to Song Lingyun: "Why are you scaring her?"

Song Lingyun glanced at him, "Scaring? I'm serious. A large number of maids in the palace have died, and now there is a shortage of people. The empress dowager will take the lead to select 108 unmarried girls from among the people and the family members of officials above rank seven. Song Wanyu This year is also twelfth, so I can just enter the palace."

Song Pu: "..."

Hearing Song Lingyun's words, his first reaction was—the dog emperor is so blessed!

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