I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

This dog emperor will not be a gay, want to fuck him?

Tantai Yi seemed unaware of his panic, and said with a smile: "Song Qing is so eloquent, why don't you help Gu."

Song Pu asked tremblingly: "Please speak, Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi said: "You and Gu come here."

Song Pu followed him further, but fortunately Tantai Yi did not take him to the dragon bed, but led him to Nuo Da's study.

Tan Taiyi sat on the chair, overturned the neatly folded memorials on the desk, looked at Song Pu, lowered his voice slightly, and said, "Song Qing, help Gu to read the memorials."

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu couldn't help but said: "Your Majesty's move seems to be not very good, because I'm dull and frightened."

Hearing what he said, Tan Taiyi's smile turned cold, "Song Qing doesn't want to?"

Song Pu broke out in cold sweat again, he, an unknown person, was to replace Tantai Yi in reviewing the memorial?

The dog emperor thought of it as soon as he came out, and he didn't think that he could bear this kind of responsibility but couldn't bear it.

But now he also understands that when talking to Tantai Yi, he has to follow him, otherwise he will be upset, Song Pu sorted out his thoughts, and said with difficulty: "I should die after I have dedicated myself to death. Dumb, afraid of delaying His Majesty."

Tan Taiyi said: "I believe in you, Song Qing has a brilliant tongue, and she is also clever and lovable. I will definitely be able to read and review the memorabilia. Come on, Song Qing, come and sit next to Gu."

Tantai Yi, who was not sick, looked like an ordinary person, but Song Pu didn't dare to be careless, he sat next to Tantai Yi, Tantai Yi suddenly moved his nose, and smelled a faint smell on Song Pu's body. and asked: "I didn't know how far away I was before, but now I smell a fragrance from Song Qing's body, but what kind of incense did you use?"

Song Qing let out an "ah" and said in embarrassment: "I don't know, maybe it's the smell that the servants in the family picked up at will."

Tan Taiyi approached him and sniffed, and said softly: "It smells very good, very suitable for Song Qing."

Come over what? Gay in gay angry!

Song Pu bit the bullet and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment."

Tan Taiyi suddenly asked: "Song Qing is afraid of being lonely?"

Song Pu raised his eyes to look at him suspiciously, and Tantai Yi smiled slightly at him, his light golden eyes were as transparent as crystals, with a dark light that penetrated people's hearts, "Li Zongyi and others are afraid of loneliness, Song Qing, how about you?"

Song Pu soon realized that this was a gift proposition!

Because Tantai Yi was staring at him, he didn't want to think about it for too long, so he only thought about it for a few seconds before he said slowly: "I'm afraid."

Tantaiyi's eyes flickered slightly, "So does Guxiang."

Song Pu replied cautiously: "Because of my sincere heart, I absolutely cannot tolerate my lying to your majesty, but although I am afraid, it also shows that your majesty is indeed the master of the world and has the majesty of a dragon. Look at it, and be in awe of it. The minister is just an ordinary person, too vulgar."

Tan Taiyi grinned, highlighting his wonderful mood at the moment, "Song Qing speaks so nicely, why didn't Song Qing speak before?"

Song Pu said in embarrassment: "In the past, the minister did not let go, but now that I am familiar with His Majesty, I can't help but reveal my sincerity."

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing's sincerity, I really like it very much, I will keep it like this in the future."

Song Pu respectfully said: "I obey the imperial decree."

Tan Taiyi smiled heartily, "Since that's the case, Song Qing quickly help Gu to review these memorials."

After hearing this, Song Pu had no choice but to pick up a memorial and read it.

He has the memory of the original owner. It is not difficult to read these memorabilia, but it is always a bit difficult. He only read one line. Tantai Yi next to him has already scanned the content of the memorabilia. , How about the lonely ancestors, it seems that if you don't follow their words, it's a big rebellion, ah, if they all have Song Qing's sweet mouth, the black prison cells don't have to be so scarce."

Hey, this dog emperor is really acting like a tyrant.

Song Pu hurriedly said: "Your Majesty don't have to worry about them. Some courtiers who flaunt their loyal ministers have no ability and want to make a name in history, so they insist on contradicting His Majesty. If His Majesty is angry, they will follow their way instead."

Seeing that Tantai Yi was still squinting his slender eyes with an extremely displeased expression on his face, Song Pu swallowed a sip of water, and said: "Since they are so fond of the world, His Majesty might as well use them and let them do practical things. It's better than opening your mouth to criticize His Majesty, what does Your Majesty think?"

Tan Taiyi was still displeased, and there was already a tinge of sadness in his words, "Why did Gu do that? Since he is dissatisfied with Gu and misses the late emperor so much, Gu might as well let them meet in the underworld."

In Tantaiyi's words, it seemed that he had no respect or admiration for the late emperor, as if he was not a father and son, but an enemy.

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu felt that his hands were sweating, he was cursing in his heart, but his face was full of sincerity, "But in the future, as long as you say that they died under admonishment, no matter who you are, you must say that you are a loyal and righteous minister. It is a great honor for a civil servant to leave his name in the history. It doesn't matter whether he dies or not. His Majesty's doing this is in line with their wishes. It is like hitting a snake with seven inches. We must target their weaknesses, and I think that if they are not allowed to perform their duties and entrust them with heavy responsibilities, and if there is a mistake, they will be accused, and His Majesty will be able to stand up, and they will have nothing to say."

Tantaiyi stared at Song Pu with shining eyes, and his tone was much softer, "...Song Qing is really a surprise."

Song Pu knew that what he said just now was already rebellious, and it was normal for Tantai Yi to be angry, so he looked up at Tantai Yi very carefully, and said in a low voice, "It's just a small suggestion from me. , but Your Majesty is the Sovereign of the Great Liang, and the entire Great Liang belongs to His Majesty, so you can do whatever you want, in life, the most important thing is to make yourself happy, if you are not even happy, then no matter how much you do, it will be useless."

Song Pu lowered his head, unaware that Tantai Yi's eyes were shining brightly at this time, he looked at Song Pu, from his angle, he could see Song Pu's beautiful and supple side face.

I knew Song Guogong's good name when he was young. Although Song Pu was young, his eyebrows and eyes had grown. His skin was fair, his lips were red and his teeth were white. Trembling, the red lips that kept uttering nice words were also slightly pursed at this time, revealing a bit of the master's unsteady mood.

Tan Taiyi suddenly stretched out his hand to hold Song Pu's hand that was placed on the table, and said in a hoarse voice: "Song Qing, Gu also feels the same way. Since Gu owns the world, he can do whatever he wants and sit at the highest position." If you can't do whatever you want, then what's the point of this high position? But now Gu realizes that even if he becomes the emperor, there are many troubles, Song Qing, do you understand Gu?"

I don't understand, thank you!

Song Pu's face twitched a little when he held his hand. He shivered and said, "Your Majesty, do you want me to understand you?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing can understand."

Song Pu was very moved, "Your Majesty really?"

Tantai Yi said: "Really, Gu never tells lies."

Song Pu said: "That minister has the guts to be your majesty's confidant from now on. If your majesty has any troubles, you can tell me. I will do my best to share it with your majesty."

Tantai Yi squeezed his hand a little harder, and said in a sincere tone: "Gu also thinks so."

Song Pu's face turned red slightly after being pinched by him. The dog emperor was so strong that he pinched his finger bones with severe pain. Some mist appeared in his eyes, and his shoulders trembled slightly due to the pain. He very tactfully said He said, "Your Majesty is so heroic, you must be able to crush rocks with your bare hands?"

Tan Taiyi frowned slightly, and said, "I've never tried it before."

Song Pu was about to cry, "...Then, your majesty, can you let go, my hand is going to be broken."

Tantaiyi was stunned, he let go of Song Pu's hand, only to realize that he had pinched his beautiful snow-white hand until it turned red, and when he looked at Song Pu's face, there were crystal tears rolling in those clear and beautiful eyes, It's kind of pitiful and cute.

Tan Taiyi's heart was itchy slightly, but his eyes were squinted, and he said: "Song Qing is so weak, she shed tears when she holds her hand alone, she looks like a woman."

The tone was a bit suspicious and said: "Song Qing can't be a woman, can she?"

Bah, you are the woman!

Song Pu held his red hand, which was somewhat similar to a pig's trotter, and let out a rainbow fart through his chest, "Your Majesty is too powerful. I am a mere mortal, so I can't bear it, but this hand was held by Your Majesty." , with the breath of His Majesty, I decided not to wash this hand in the future!"

Tan Taiyi listened, the corners of his mouth curled up, unable to hide his joy, "Song Qing didn't wash her hands because she planned to use this hand as a family heirloom?"

Song Pu was quick-witted and realized that he was afraid that he would open his mouth and say "Chop it up", he said cautiously: "That's not true, but I can proudly say to others that this hand has been held by Your Majesty... Please, Your Majesty." Forgive me, you are stupid, but you still have such a heart to show off."

Tan Taiyi looked at him, and said: "I don't blame you, it's just that you are so good at talking and showing off is not a bad thing, I can reward you again."

After saying that, he squeezed Song Pu's hand, together with the other hand, closed his hands together, put them in the palm of his hand, stroked him lightly, glanced at him with his slender eyes, and smiled brightly like a spring day, "In this way, Song Qing doesn't need to wash her hands anymore."

Song Pu said: "...Thank Your Majesty Long En."

Tantai Yi didn't hold his hand for a long time, and then let go, and he said lazily: "Since the hand hurts from being pinched by Gu, there is no need to read the memorial for Gu today, um... how about it, Song Qing will stay with you In the palace, eat with the orphan."

Song Pu: "..."

Why, the dog emperor is still reluctant to part with him?

Song Pu suddenly regretted it a little. He seemed to be too ostentatious. No matter what he thought in his heart, he showed a flattered look on his face and said, "Thank you for your kindness."

The imperial meals in the palace are naturally rare delicacies that are hard to find outside, but they abide by the palace rules of eating less and eating more, each dish is relatively small, but there are many kinds.

Song Pu held up the wine that Cao Xi had poured for him, and sighed cheekily: "This is a fine wine rewarded by Your Majesty, I really don't want to drink it, Your Majesty, can I take it home to drink?"

Cao Xi squeezed his throat and said: "Bold and rude, how can you take back the wine that His Majesty rewarded you?"

Song Pu's eyes flickered, all of them were sincere, "Since it is a fine wine rewarded by His Majesty, I am really reluctant to drink it all at once. If I bring it home, I can sip a little every day, and the rest can be stored in the wine cup as a family heirloom. -"

Before he finished speaking, Tantai Yi said kindly: "Cao Xi, go to the wine cellar to get the wine and send it to the Duke's Mansion."

Cao Xi hid the surprise in his eyes and said softly, "Yes."

After Tan Taiyi gave the order, he smiled slightly at Song Pu and said, "Song Qing can drink it boldly, there are so many wines."

Song Pu: "..."

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