I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu soon realized that what Tantai Yi said was what he and Li Zongyi said when they left the palace in the evening, and somehow it reached Tantai Yi's ears.

He swallowed, and the guilt in his heart finally dissipated. He forced a smile on his face and replied respectfully: "I understand."

Tan Taiyi was in a good mood today, he signaled to Cao Xi, Cao Xi hurried forward, holding something in his hand, covered with a silk cloth, Song Pu faintly heard some snoring, he looked over curiously.

Tan Taiyi noticed his gaze, and said with a smile on the corner of his lips: "Song Qing, guess what's in it, um... If you guess it, there will be a reward."

Song Pu asked subconsciously: "Then you can't guess?"

Tan Taiyi suppressed the smile on his lips, thought seriously for a few seconds, and said, "I can't guess, Song Qing won't have to come here in the future."

Song Pu was overjoyed that there was such a good thing in the world! ?

However, he quickly calmed down again, feeling that it was not that simple, maybe what Tantai Yi said was not necessary = you go to die, that would not be so good.

Thinking of this, Song Pu immediately tensed up, "Your Majesty, can I take a closer look?"

Tantaiyi glanced at Cao Xi, Cao Xi walked up to Song Pu in small steps as if understanding.

Song Pu listened carefully, and there was only snoring inside, and because the object covered by the silk cloth was not big, like a cage, he also guessed a little bit, and tapped the cage lightly, as if awakened The thing inside, a claw-like thing protruding from the cage, was pinched squarely by Song Pu.

Just as Song Pu squeezed it twice, he heard a soft "meow" in the cage. His spirit was shaken, and he turned his head and said to Tantai Yi: "I know what's inside, it's a cat."

Tan Taiyi nodded, "Song Qing guessed right, so I will give the cat to Song Qing."

Cao Xi uncovered the silk cloth, and it turned out to be a cage. Inside the cage was a snow-white cat with a pair of blue and yellow eyes. It looked like it was only three or four months old.

Song Pu loves cats very much. Seeing this cat, the joy in his heart was expressed, so that the corners of his lips could not stop turning up, and he said with some joy: "Your Majesty, is this cat really going to be given to you?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing wants to doubt Gu Jin's words?"

Song Pu quickly put away some distracted thoughts, and said carefully: "I am just too happy, and I made a slip of the tongue for a while, and I hope Your Majesty will forgive me."

Tantai Yi looked at his eyes staring at the livestock from time to time, the eyes were shining brightly, making it even more dazzling.

How come I didn't realize that he had such a pair of crystal clear and beautiful eyes before?

Tan Taiyi looked away, and suddenly said: "Does Song Qing like this beast?"

Song Pu looked away from the cat, "I like it very much, and I am very happy. Thank you Your Majesty for gifting this cat. I will pass it on from generation to generation like a family heirloom."

Tan Taiyi was amused by what he said, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly, "It's just a beast, how to pass it down from generation to generation, Song Qing usually speaks smartly, but now she is stupid."

Song Pu blushed a little at what he said, and also noticed that Tantai Yi liked to listen to flattery, so he tried his best to talk, "Although it is only a beast, it is a gift from His Majesty, and it has benefited from His Majesty's grace. It can be passed down from generation to generation.”

"Oh?" Tan Taiyi was in a good mood, "Song Qing really thinks so?"

Song Pudao: "Of course! What I said is all sincere and heartfelt words, and there is absolutely no falsehood!"

Every pore of Tantai Yi was slapped with comfort by this flattery. There are many people serving around him, but none of them are as capable as Song Pu. "Since that's the case, Song Qing will take good care of this cat. If there is one hair missing——"

He narrowed his eyes, deliberately lowered his voice, and said with a bit of intimidation: "I'm just asking you."

Song Pu quickly complied, and this time, a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead, and he couldn't help wiping it away.

Accompanying you is like accompanying a tiger, the ancients never deceived me.

Song Pu didn't expect to come here this time and get a pet. Taking advantage of His Majesty's absence, Cao Xi said to Song Pu through his throat, "Master Song, His Majesty specially caught this little animal from the Garden of Beasts. It belongs to the Persian Kingdom. Tribute, called Persian cats, there are only four girders in the whole girder, you have to cherish it."

Song Pu replied: "I understand." He looked at the kitten lazily lying on its belly in the cage, and his heart was soft, "Is this cat weaned?"

Cao Xi wanted to build a good relationship with Song Pu, and was willing to say a few more words to him, "Naturally weaned, this Persian cat is delicate and clingy, it doesn't like to scratch people with its paws like ordinary cats, please take good care of me , when His Majesty asks about it later, it will be good to have an explanation.”

Song Pu said naturally: "I will serve him with all my heart and will never be sloppy. He will be my son from now on."

He stretched out his hand to hold the small paw of the little milk cat protruding from the cage, and called out very sincerely: "Son, Daddy loves you!"

"..." After Cao Xi heard this, he lamented that he really did not have the courage and skill of the other party. If he had known that His Majesty liked to listen to good words, he would have more chances as a palm print eunuch, wouldn't he?Now that Song Pu has taken the lead, he has to figure it out slowly.

Tantai Yi still didn't go to court that day, but there was nothing to play in the harem, after Tantai Yi and Li Zongyi spent a while in the martial arts arena, their complexions became very bad.

"Li Qing, you haven't made any progress in martial arts, and you're lonely and tired." Tantai Yi threw away the sword in his hand, and a gloomy expression appeared on his provocative face.

Tantaiyi possessed great strength, and it was a torment to fight against him. Li Zongyi's hand holding the sword hilt trembled slightly, his palm was wet and sticky, and there was a bloody smell in his throat. Hearing what Tantaiyi said , he half knelt with his sword in his hands in fear and said, "It's my servant who is stupid."

Tan Taiyi said: "Li Qing was born in a general's mansion, so is his martial arts only at this level? Or are you letting Gu? Are you afraid of winning Gu?"

"...I dare not." Li Zongyi smiled wryly. Even if he wanted to win, he had to win.

Tan Taiyi said indifferently: "Since that's the case, Li Qing will use all his strength. If you hurt Gu, Gu will not blame you, but if you can't hurt Gu, Gu will punish you severely."

Li Zongyi gritted his teeth and replied, "I dare not."

Tan Taiyi said: "I don't know that the people in the General's Mansion are so cowardly, they don't even dare to win Gu. How can such a Li Qing go to the battlefield to defend the country? It's better to be a useless person and just survive, Li Qing." What do you think?"

Song Pu, who was watching the battle, felt that the conversation was extremely bad. Maybe Tantai Yi wanted to abolish Li Zongyi?

It's not impossible, even Shen Yonghe, the son of the minister of the Ministry of War, has been disfigured. The court officials of this dynasty also have various requirements, one of which is to have a good appearance, even if there is a little scar on the face, they will not be hired, the dog emperor That whip directly destroyed Shen Yonghe's future.

Song Pu was worried by himself, only to hear Li Zongyi still straightforward: "I dare not."

Song Pu: "..."

How honest!

Seeing that Tantai Yi was about to squint his eyes and get angry, Song Pu hurried forward and said, "Your Majesty, I have something to say!"

Tantai Yi turned his eyes and fell on him, without saying a word.

Song Pu could feel the displeasure emanating from Tantai Yi, he bit his bullet and said: "Your Majesty, calm down, I think that there are very few people in the whole girder who can win against His Majesty, even if General Li fights against His Majesty, It will definitely be defeated, tiger father and dog son, since a father can't, how can a son be able to, and your majesty is a dragon and a phoenix among men, how can a tiger and a dog compare with your majesty? The minister thinks that Lord Li can't beat your majesty. A normal thing."

Tantai Yi said: "Would I let you speak alone?"

Song Pu: "..."

Dog Emperor!

He hurriedly knelt down and said in awe and fear: "It's the minister who overstepped, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

Tan Taiyi picked up the sword that was thrown deep by him and stuck in the ground, stroked the sharp blade with his fingers, and said: "However, what Song Qing said is right, for more than ten years of solitary martial arts, many teachers have been defeated by In the lonely hand, Li Qing is only nineteen years old, and if he can withstand dozens of moves in the lonely hand, he is already very talented, and Gu should not force it."

Song Pu felt that he could only believe half of what the dog emperor said, so he didn't stop blowing rainbow farts, "I dare you, I still have something to say."

Tan Taiyi raised the corners of his lips, stared at Song Pu and said, "What does Song Qing have to say?"

Song Pudao: "Although Mr. Li is very talented, compared to His Majesty, Mr. Li's aptitude is too mediocre. It is an iron fact that his martial arts have not improved. I think that His Majesty will only increase his burnout if he competes with Mr. Li again. It is better to call him Mr. Li." Go home and recuperate well, and when you improve your martial arts, please come down to inspect the results."

Tantai Yi said displeasedly: "Gu is not his teacher."

Song Pu said sincerely: "Your Majesty, there is a saying that when three people walk together, there must be my teacher. Your Majesty is superb in martial arts. Master Li must have benefited a lot from the martial arts competition with His Majesty. Practice, Lord Li will definitely be better than blue in the future, surpassing his father, General Li, is just around the corner, and so on, it means that His Majesty has trained a strong general for Daliang, it is really the good fortune of Daliang, the blessing of Daliang."

Li Zongyi: "..."

After Tan Taiyi heard this, the corners of his mouth curled up again, unable to hide his joy, "What Song Qing said is very true."

Why does Song Qing speak so nicely?

Looking at Song Qing, and then looking at Li Zongyi, who can only talk about ministers not daring, Tantaiyi clicked his tongue, "Li Zongyi, did you hear that? Since Song Qing interceded for you, forget it today, and you don't have to come tomorrow I'm waiting for Gu to call you, come again."

Li Zongyi glanced at Song Pu, pursed his lips, and said, "I understand."

Tantai Yi said: "Gu is not in the mood today, you are all separated."

Li Zongyi said: "The minister will leave."

Song Pu followed suit and said, "I will leave."

But Tantai Yi stopped him, "Song Qing."

Song Pu raised his eyes suspiciously, then lowered them very quickly, avoiding looking at Tantai Yi, "What orders does Your Majesty have?"

Tan Taiyi smiled and said: "Song Qing stay here."

"You and Gulai."

Song Pu was puzzled in his heart, but he couldn't show it on his face, so he responded obediently: "Yes, Your Majesty."

Tan Taiyi walked in front, Song Pu followed behind, there was a safe distance of a few steps between the two.

It was also because he was behind Tantaiyi that Song Pu dared to raise his eyes, and looked at Tantaiyi's back in a somewhat relaxed manner. This time, he also found that Tantaiyi was really tall, with his back straight like a poplar tree, and his body Wearing some close-fitting regular clothes, it also showed the opponent's good figure with broad shoulders and long legs.

Not to mention anything else, Tantai Yi's appearance alone is the best-looking Song Pu has ever seen in his life. Because of his alien blood, his appearance is not only rich and beautiful, but also because of his overly white and transparent skin. Somewhat elegant, the two styles overlap and mix, but it highlights the unique charm of the other party.

Speaking of which, although the dog emperor is in his early twenties, there are not many women in the palace to serve him. It seems that he has chosen concubines several times before, but they all ended without a problem. Could it be that the dog emperor has some hidden disease?

"Song Pu" had been keeping his ears to the outside world before, and he only read the books of sages and sages, and he didn't know much about the affairs of the court. Until now, Song Pu realized that he didn't know much about the dog emperor.

However, he didn't expect that he would like to listen to other people blowing rainbow farts. Could it be that he hasn't flattered him for so long?

really weird.

Song Pu was thinking wildly, then he heard Tantai Yi's unique lazy voice and said: "Here we are."

Song Pu raised his eyes and his heart skipped a beat, why did Tantai Yi bring him to the bedroom?

The author has something to say:

Dog Emperor: fuck you (no)

The mood of the dog emperor now: the little thing that speaks nicely