I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu didn't quite understand Tantai Yi's meaning, but he could taste Tantai Yi's pitiful tone, and he felt a little tight in his chest, "What do you mean by your Majesty's words?"

Tan Taiyi smiled slightly and said: "I really didn't expect Li Zongyi and others to be inferior to Song Qing."

Song Pu: "..."

Why did he owe so much for what he said?Why? !

Tan Taiyi didn't stop, a little chuckle escaped from his throat, and he continued: "If they are smaller than Song Qing, then Li Zongyi and the others shouldn't have the face to be adulterers, I misunderstood them."

He whispered in his ear again: "However, the left and right Gus have never seen it with their own eyes, and the Gus will not verify the authenticity. Naturally, Song Qing can say whatever he wants."

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu laughed angrily, "Your Majesty, I don't know, this kind of thing is not determined by the height, there are also people who are half a head shorter than the minister, and so much longer than the minister."

He showed Tantai Yi a length of two centimeters with his fingers.

Song Pu was talking about his roommate in the university dormitory, of course, boys can’t escape the comparison of Jill’s length. The 167 in his lower bunk are both 18 cm tall, while the 185 in the same room is not as tall as his. Long, it can be seen that the size has basically nothing to do with it.

But Tantai Yi thought it was interesting at first, after hearing what he said, he fell silent immediately, and after a while, he said: "Whose joke did Song Qing see?"

Song Pudao: "Your Majesty doesn't know, I just say I know."

Tantai Yi: "..."

After a while, he said: "Song Qing, why do you need to compare with others frequently, I believe in you alone."

He only realized now that what he said before might have hurt a man's self-esteem too much, that's why Song Qing was frequently compared with others taking off his pants. This is really...

He couldn't even find words to describe it, he just felt like a stone had been stuffed into his chest to suffocate, and he lost the joy just now, "Song Qing is not allowed to look at other people in the future, if she is found out again, she will be annoyed Treat them as adulterers together."

"..." Song Pu said: "I won't know it in the future, but does your Majesty really believe what I said?"

Tantai Yi said: "I believe it, I will believe it from now on."

He thought that in the future, he should not be able to say that Song Qing is petite. If Song Qing was asked to compare her size with others because of this, it would really be a waste of money.

Only now did he feel annoyed about what he said to Song Pu before.

Tan Taiyi knew that Song Qing's inappropriate words and deeds had stimulated Song Qing and hurt his man's self-esteem, but his arrogant and self-temper was causing trouble again, so he wanted to hit him again, but for some reason, he hesitated and didn't say anything Fearing that the beating would be counterproductive, he couldn't help softening his tone, and slightly modified the words in his heart, before saying to Song Pu: "Gudu believes in you, Song Qing is not allowed to compare with others in the future, such things are things outside the body, Why is Song Qing so vain and easy to compare, I just joked, Song Qing went around to compare, if it spreads, Song Qing is not afraid of being laughed at."

Here it comes, here it comes, the familiar backlash.

Song Pu replied as steadily as Mount Tai: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I just compared a few people, but I glanced over and confirmed again that Your Majesty is not only superior in martial arts, but also has a holy face that is better than a god, and even the dragon root is far superior to ordinary people. The mistake is that compared with His Majesty, he is naturally compared to the dust. As a man, I can't help but feel ashamed that I am not worthy of being born in this world. Thanks to seeing a few people, I understand that I don't count Little, I feel at ease in my heart, don't blame Your Majesty, I will never act like this again in the future."

As soon as he said such words, Tantai Yi was left speechless, how could Song Pu compare with him, Tantai Yi always mentioned it first, and he never realized how extreme his words were, now one by one Thinking about it, I felt a little bad.

Song Qing is a man after all, he is always called petite by him, even a man would be annoyed... Tantai Yi couldn't help but feel guilty, his golden eyes began to twinkle, his fingers gently squeezed Song Pu's soft palm, and said: " Song Qing... is indeed not small, but Gu's words are exaggerated, Song Qing should be more confident in herself, although she is not as good as Gu, but there are many people in the whole palace who are not as good as Song Qing."

Song Pu: "..."

He was amused by Tantai Yi, why did he compare this with the eunuch? "Don't worry, Your Majesty, the subject is already confident, but I still beg Your Majesty not to compare yourself with the subject. Naturally, the subject is far inferior to Your Majesty. This is an undeniable fact."

Tantaiyi's guilty conscience was relieved by him, "I know, I won't say things like Song Qing's petite and so on in the future."

Not only to protect that man Song Qing's self-esteem, even for him to watch less of other people's things, he can't say those words anymore.

Song Pu tried his best to shift the topic to state affairs, "My father said that the servant of the Ministry of War was put in prison by His Majesty. I don't know why His Majesty angered him?"

Tantaiyi squinted his eyes, and said: "Song Qing, do you know that bandits are rampant around Xiangwang Mountain?"

Song Pu recalled it and remembered that Xiangwang Mountain is not very far from Yanjing. It takes about two days to get there by carriage, and it can barely be regarded as the boundary of the emperor's feet, "...I don't know, but King Xiang How can there be bandits on the mountain?"

Even if Song Pu didn't understand state affairs, he had read some books before, but he was not blind. He knew that Xiangwang Mountain was located at the north-south boundary of Liang State, and had a strategic military position. Such an important place was haunted by bandits. It is a very abnormal thing in itself.

Tantaiyi paused, and rested his chin on Song Pu's shoulder. Song Pu was a little uncomfortable by his warm breath so close, but he didn't dare to move. He said in a cold tone: "Xiang Wangshan's The bandit has grown in size a month ago, and now there are more than 3000 people, oh, the size of an army."

Song Pu has always known that Tantai Yi is a very complicated person. Until now, he still doesn't quite understand whether Tantai Yi wants to rule this country well, or whether he doesn't want to rule this country and let it fend for itself.

He really didn't understand, and he didn't dare to ask right now, "How does His Majesty plan to deal with the Bandits?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Xiang Wangshan's garrison saw the number of bandits increasing. At this time, they were under the jurisdiction of the Minister of the Ministry of War. He dared to conceal the number of people. He told Gu that there were only a few hundred people. He was really lonely. You're a fool. You concealed the matter, and I asked the minister of Dali Temple to investigate carefully. When the late emperor was alive, there were never so many troubles. It's unreasonable for Gu to make troubles all day long."

"..." Isn't it because you don't care?

Song Pu felt that Tantai Yi was simply a rake.

Song Pu asked implicitly: "Then how does Your Majesty plan to deal with the Bandits in Xiangwang Mountain?"

If you don't care, I'm afraid there will be such a thing as a peasant uprising.

Tan Taiyi said: "Naturally, it is to suppress the bandits. All Xiang Wangshan garrison troops were disrupted and sent to King Yong'an, King of Huainan."

He said again: "Let the matter of left and right be left to Mr. Ye, and I don't care about it."

Being an emperor is so easy, some people help him with the work.

Song Pu stood up from Tantai Yi's lap, and without waiting for Tantai Yi to ask questions, he took the initiative and said: "Your Majesty has worked hard dealing with the political commissar of the court, let me give you a shoulder squeeze for Your Majesty?"

When Tantai Yi heard this, the frown that had just been frowned immediately relaxed, and he leaned comfortably on the dragon chair, enjoying Song Pu's shoulder squeeze.

After pinching for a while, Tantai Yi couldn't help but said: "I thought Song Qing was only clever with her tongue, but I didn't know that Song Qing's hands could do so many things."

Song Pu said earnestly: "I am very willing to serve the country and society. I have a low status and cannot help His Majesty in government affairs. But if Your Majesty handles government affairs like this every day, I can relieve Your Majesty's fatigue."

What he said made Tan Taiyi really ironic in his heart, and naturally he could feel that Song Pu seemed to be more dedicated than before. He squinted his eyes and said lazily: "I don't know that Song Qing also works hard for the country and society. heart of."

Song Pu said impassionedly: "As a member of Liang Guo, I naturally hope that the country will become stronger and stronger. At the beginning, I just felt sorry for His Majesty and worried that His Majesty would be too hard. After all, I have been in the court for two years before, so what does it matter if I only rest for a while? It's just that a country cannot be without a king for a day, and His Majesty regained control of the government. It is a great joy for the court, for Liang Guo, and for the whole world. It's just that it's too hard, Your Majesty. If I can share the burden for Your Majesty, I will naturally be willing to do so. "

He still had some hope in his heart, if he could really change Tantai Yi, there was no need for him to worry.

Tan Taiyi felt that it was boring to have fun every day, and it was okay to find something to do, but when he heard Song Pu's words, he suddenly felt that he had really paid too much for the country and society, and he was really working too hard! "Does Song Qing know how much government affairs there are, and how verbose those old men are! There are also some insane idiots, who make Gu feel upset when he looks at them. For Gu, going to court every day is simply... Gu can't wait to drag them all out and chop them up!"

"Your Majesty has worked hard! Fortunately, Your Majesty has persevered. Your Majesty is now almost catching up with the late emperor. If you work harder, I... I will be able to be your Majesty's queen." Song Pu whispered in his ear.

Tan Taiyi coughed suddenly, and asked in a low voice: "Can Song Qing use the jade that Gu gave you?"

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu also lowered his voice and said, "I used it, but I can't put it in..."

Of course he lied, he couldn't use that ghost thing, if it wasn't a gift from the imperial court, and it was a peerless treasure, he would definitely smash it into ashes.

Tantai Yi's face became hot, and he said nonsense: "The smallest one can't be put in? How could it be put in? Song Qing is really useless."

Such a topic is really embarrassing, Song Pu couldn't help but blush, but he still lied boldly, "It's natural to paint it, but it's really... no, if your majesty is sympathetic to me, can you stop urging me, I'm really afraid of pain. "

Tan Taiyi paused for a moment before saying: "Song Qing is so delicate and tender, when will she be able to serve Gu?"

Song Pudao: "The minister is serving His Majesty right now, so why rush for that kind of thing?"

Tan Taiyi couldn't hear the word "urgent" the most, it seemed that he was greedy and eager to have sex with Song Qing, he was a mature and stable man.Immediately, he changed his tone and said: "When did Gu remind Song Qing, it's just that this matter has a lot to do with Song Qing being the lonely queen, Song Qing should not be perfunctory, you have to try every day, understand?"

Naturally, Song Pu couldn't wait to answer.

Even if Tantai Yi came to monitor him and soldiers came to cover him up, he would never let him go!