I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

The old eunuch received Tantai Yi's suspicious look, paused, and asked, "What questions does Your Majesty have?"

Tan Taiyi said vaguely: "Leave this matter to Uncle Qin."

The old eunuch naturally responded, and remembered one more thing, and asked cautiously: "Your Majesty will favor the boy of the Song family, but you still plan to accept him as a male concubine?"

Hearing what the old eunuch said, Tantaiyi immediately remembered what he had said before, and was shocked to realize that he had vented himself in front of Uncle Qin without knowing it. He suddenly felt a little shameless, and his tone became tense, "Boss Forget it, concubine."

The old lady listened and fell silent, looking at Tantai Yi with strange eyes, even if it is a man, there is absolutely no reason to follow him in nameless, he didn't even give the name of a male concubine?

Who does this kid look like?The old eunuch asked again in his heart, but unfortunately no one answered him.

The old eunuch was the most reassuring to Tantai Yi, and two big boxes of jade made of warm jade were delivered to Tantai Yi that day.

Tantai Yi knew about this thing, but he didn't have a chance to see it. Now that he opened it, a layer of crimson rose on his fair and transparent cheeks, "This...how did you make it like this!?"

He thought it was just a cylinder at most, but unexpectedly it still has a shape, and even the veins are clearly visible.

The old eunuch is as stable as Mount Tai, "The biggest one is made according to your Majesty's appearance. Mr. Song wears the smallest one for ten days, then the second one for ten days, the third one for fifteen days, and the last one for a month. Apply a good elixir on it and warm it up for two months, even His Majesty can easily tolerate it."

Tantaiyi's face turned redder, and his golden eyes shone with bursts of light. He really imagined that Song Qing would keep this kind of thing in his mouth. If he really wanted to, wouldn't he be unable to go out?

He was really puzzled, so he asked.

The old eunuch said: "The first two should be fine, and they can still serve His Majesty, but the latter two, I'm afraid they can only be raised at home."

At this moment, Tantai Yi finally figured out that something was wrong, with such a thing in his mouth, how could he still serve by his side? ?

He glanced lightly at the old eunuch, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Where is this... used?"

The old eunuch: "?"

He hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Have you read the album that I found for Your Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi said reservedly: "Let Song Qing see Gu first, and wait for him to learn it before serving Gu."

"..." The old eunuch's face twitched a few times, and after a while, he said: "This medicine pillar is used in the backyard, and the man's business is to go behind..."

Afraid that Tantai Yi still didn't understand, the old eunuch said bluntly: "Use the land of reincarnation of five grains."

Tantai Yi: "..."

No matter how reserved and dignified he was, he couldn't help showing a shocked expression at this moment.

The old eunuch said: "If your Majesty still doesn't understand, I will find some albums of Emperor Taizu."

Tantaiyi's three souls and seven souls seemed to be mostly gone, so that the whole person was a little bit overwhelmed, "...how could you use that kind of place?"

Knowing that he loves cleaning, the old eunuch said considerately: "Your Majesty don't need to be too concerned, if you want the Song family boy to sleep, there are experienced nanny in the palace to work for Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi didn't speak, he really felt like something was broken, he really didn't expect to use that kind of place.

While doubting his life, he remembered that Song Qing said that he would die on the bed at the beginning, and he still regarded him as an alarmist, if he used that kind of place... there would indeed be that kind of danger.

Such a small place, can you really get in?Believe in this, it is better to trust your mouth.

The old eunuch did not expect that what Tantai Yi was thinking about at this time was not the dirty place, but how to get in so small.

He tried his best to find the picture album for Tantai Yi again, but in one night, something broke in Tantai Yi, and something rose from the ground again, it was an unspeakable torment.

But Song Pu didn't know that Tantai Yi had a helper beside him, he only knew that when he entered the palace the next day, he saw several large booklets piled up on the table where Tantai Yi was reviewing memorials.

With the familiar book cover and title page, Song Pu immediately froze in place.

Tan Taiyi said: "The lone messenger took a new album and studied it all night."

Song Pu: "..."

Tan Taiyi sighed and said: "No wonder Song Qing said that if she served the bedroom, she would die on the bed. Gu thought Song Qing was alarmist, so it turned out that she was walking in the land of reincarnation."

Somp cracked again.

Tantaiyi also felt inexplicably hot when he said it, and then went to see Song Pu, and saw that his face was also flushed, and he looked very shy, and there was some indescribable feeling in his heart, but there was no expression on his face. Showing the slightest bit, he said to him: "Song Qing should have known how men behaved a long time ago. When Gu asked Song Qing at the beginning, Song Qing dared not explain it clearly."

Song Pu hesitated and said: "I don't know either."

Tan Taiyi picked up a box next to it and pushed it in front of Song Pu, "This is a gift from Gu. Song Qing loves jade as much as Gu, so he should like this."

Song Pu's face was so hot that he felt like he was sitting on pins and needles beside Tantai Yi. Seeing him give gifts, he seemed to have an intuition, and he didn't dare to accept them. "Your Majesty has already sent several treasures to my minister. Do you want to give me any more?"

Tan Taiyi raised his chin, and said softly: "Song Qing served Gu yesterday, so Gu will naturally give something to reward Song Qing for her hard work."

Before Song Pu was moved, Tantai Yi took the initiative to open the box. Song Pu's eyes fell on the white and transparent jade in the box, and his expression froze again.

Tantaiyi cleared his throat, but his voice was still a little hoarse, "This is also an exquisite treasure no less than a sun-shooting bow. It is made of the unique warm jade in the world. If it is used for a long time, it will be warm. Now I am alone. Give it to Song Qing."

Song Pu really had the urge to hit someone, "Your Majesty really wants to give such a treasure to the minister?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Since Song Qing wants to learn, he should study hard. I don't mind if Song Qing sees this thing as lonely."

Song Pu: "..."

He felt that he was so torn that he couldn't put it back together.

When will such days end, ah!

Fortunately, Tantai Yi was not so curious that he wanted to try it directly, or he was indeed a little frightened by the truth about having intercourse, only this time, and he didn't mention it again after that.

The days passed quickly, and Tantai Yi had been in court for more than half a month. Although he looked foolish when he faced Song Pu, when he was on the court, his eyes could no longer tolerate the sand, except at the beginning. The weather is calm, and the prison has begun to add more people.

Song Pu heard these things from Song Guogong, and it was difficult to explain them for free. He asked Tantai Yi, and Tantai Yi replied: "Gu Yao, they are here to solve problems for Gu, and none of them can do anything. Gu has restrained himself a lot. Already! If it was in the past, someone would have sent someone to kill them long ago!"

He also seemed really angry, and complained to Song Pu: "Even if Gu has not sat in court for half a year, it is not easy to be fooled. Since Gu has chosen to go to court, they have to spend [-]% of their thoughts on dealing with Gu. It's unreasonable to use the late emperor to silence the lonely mouths of everyone who has no ability!"

The more he talked, the angrier he became, he reached out and slapped the table, which collapsed.

Song Pu was taken aback, and Cao Xi, who was waiting outside, also hurriedly knocked on the door to inquire, but Tantai Yi dismissed him angrily.

Tantaiyi's chest was heaving violently, and when he turned his head and saw Song Pu's pale face, his mind suddenly became cooler. He tried his best to restrain his anger, and held Song Pu in his arms openly, and patted him on the shoulder, "What are you afraid of, alone?" I'm not angry with you again."

Song Pu was hugged by him, only separated by a few layers of thin cloth, and was tightly stuck together. Feeling the heat from his body, his nose was filled with the cold fragrance of Tan Taiyi's body, and his body tensed up immediately. , "Your Majesty, let me go, I am no longer afraid."

But Tantai Yi felt very comfortable with his arms full, and didn't want to let go, "Lying, Song Qing is still afraid, how could Song Qing be so timid."

After finishing speaking, the anger in his tone became less, and he used a little more strength in his hands to hug him onto himself.

Song Pu was even more on pins and needles now, "Your Majesty, it would be better if your hands were lighter, I can hardly breathe."

Tan Taiyi rubbed his chin on his shoulder for a while, then said: "Song Qing don't move, I just want to hug you like this."

Even so, according to Song Pu's words, he relaxed his strength a little.

Song Pu sat in front of him and didn't dare to move. He just felt his heart beating so hard that he couldn't help covering his chest with his hands. Like this, his heart seemed to stop beating so fast.

He likes girls, and it should be the same until now. This kind of heartbeat is probably due to the influence of Tantai Yi's face. After all, Tantai Yi's appearance is indeed so indistinguishable, and this situation is true. is normal.

Song Pu tried his best to hypnotize himself, and gradually felt comfortable in his heart, and his body gradually relaxed.

Tan Taiyi wrapped his arms around Song Pu's waist, and finally grabbed Song Pu's hand and squeezed it in his palm. He stopped talking about state affairs, but said with a smile in his voice: "Although Song Qing's fingers are long, but Gu is still slightly better than Song Qing."

Song Pudao: "After all, Your Majesty is much taller than the minister, and his limbs are naturally longer than the minister."

Tantaiyi was thoughtful, "No wonder Gu Nai is much taller than Song Qing."

Song Pu's face turned red immediately, and he couldn't help saying: "Your Majesty is really talented, normal people should not be as long as His Majesty."

Tan Taiyi said in a relaxed tone: "Others don't know, I only know that Gu is more than two inches taller than Song Qing, tsk."

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu tried his best to justify himself, "Your Majesty doesn't know that the minister is among the best among men, only slightly worse than His Majesty. Li Zongyi, Chang Jiangming, and Xie Nuoyu are not as worthy as the ministers!"

Tan Taiyi narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Song Qing also looked carefully at their place?"

Song Pu: "..."

Tantai Yi remembered, "Which bath was it?"

I don't know what he was thinking, but his tone suddenly showed a bit of pity, "Gu said they are adulterers, it seems that he misunderstood Song Qing."