I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu was startled, and immediately said urgently: "Your Majesty really burned it?"

Seeing him so nervous, Tantai Yi said displeasedly: "Of course it's true, Gu He ever told a lie."

"..." Song Pu swallowed his saliva, "To tell the truth, Your Majesty, those erotic pictures are all treasures borrowed by my minister. Your Majesty took them and burned them. How should I explain to those who borrowed my ministers?"

Tan Taiyi calmly said: "Song Qing said that it was burned alone, so Song Qing doesn't have to pay it back."

Song Pu: "..."

Dog emperor, what kind of bandit thinking is this? ?

Song Pu took a few deep breaths, and said with difficulty: "Since this is the case, I should give some compensation. If your majesty has an equivalent spring picture, I can stop them from talking."

Tantai Yi narrowed his golden eyes, and said in a cold voice: "The spring pictures borrowed by Song Qing are treasures, but the lonely spring pictures are not treasures? Besides, how can the spring pictures in the palace be left outside the palace? Song Qing's words Truly audacious."

Song Pu: "..."

He stopped talking.

Seeing that he was silent, with a pitiful look on his face, Tantai Yi softened his tone a little, "It's just a spring picture written by the market. If Song Qing is in trouble, he can compensate at the price. Why do you put on this picture?" Depressed face?"

Song Pu glanced at him, and replied listlessly: "Your Majesty doesn't know, those spring pictures are priceless treasures, and their painters no longer have works handed down to the world, so their preciousness is not overwhelming at all. Yu Majesty gave the minister a picture of spring."

Tan Taiyi said coldly: "Nonsense! How can the Gu ancestor's spring pictures be compared with these market spring pictures? Song Qing wants to raise his social status, and don't belittle Gu's spring pictures."

After finishing speaking, his eyes slipped past Song Pu's gloomy and frustrated expression, he paused, and his tone softened a bit, "Song Qing is moaning, Gu is also annoying, the left and right pictures have been burned, you go to the warehouse Pick out one treasure, and treat it as a lonely compensation for Song Qing's spring picture."

This result is still okay, and it is impossible for Song Pu to really ask Tantai Yi to pay him for his spring pictures. You can see from the big booklet before, the spring pictures in the palace are probably all things taught by the emperor's ancestors. Suitable for taking outside the palace.

Song Pu went back to the warehouse, picked out a piece of polished and moist jasper, and planned to pay it to Chang Jiangming.

It's just that he was still very nervous, and he wasn't sure if Chang Jiangming would faint if he told Chang Jiangming.

The work of that Laughing Layman is indeed excellent, even if it is placed in modern times, it can still make people's eyes shine. It is very different from the style of the big booklet that Tantai Yi gave him, but it is not on the same level. It felt like a work of art, such a treasure was burned by Tantai Yi.

Song Pu really never thought that Tantai Yi would burn it, it was a erotic picture!

Do normal straight men dislike watching erotic pictures?He even said to burn it?

With Tantai Yi like this, Song Pu felt that he might not be a straight man, he might have been gay from the beginning.

No straight man would think too much of sex.

No matter how disturbed and uneasy he was, he didn't sit for a long time after returning home, when he heard the lantern knocking on the door, saying that it was the young master of the Chang family who came to look for him.

Today is the fourth day since he sent Chuntu to the palace. Before that, Chang Jiangming came to look for him a few times, urging him to go to His Majesty to come back, clearly and secretly. It can be seen that he really does not have any trust in Tantai Yi.It's just that Tantai Yi started to do business three days ago, and Song Pu couldn't find the time to mention it, but even so, Song Pu didn't think Tantai Yi would start with those spring pictures. Unexpectedly... What a mistake that lasted forever hatred.

Song Pu looked at the crystal clear jasper and felt that he couldn't sell it. If Chang Jiangming could use money to spend it, he wouldn't sell it at a price of 500 taels for a book of spring pictures.

If this matter is not resolved, their brotherhood may be...

Although it is not so plastic, but Song Pu put himself in another place and thought about it, if his figure worth 10,000+ was borrowed by a friend and lost, he would definitely be invincibly angry.

Thinking of this, he was even more afraid to meet Chang Jiangming.

It's just that he suddenly thought of what Song Guogong said to him, and his eyes lit up suddenly.

He didn't have the book to pay Chang Jiangming, but his father did! !

Regardless of the embarrassment, he hurried to find Song Guogong.

In ancient times, father and son were relatively restrained and reserved about this kind of thing. They basically didn’t talk about sexual topics with their children. Song Pu would exchange a few words with his father in the past. But in this world, after all, he was still affected, and he would still be a little embarrassed.

But there is no need to say anything to Song Guogong, as soon as Song Guogong heard that he wanted it, he took him to get it himself.

Song Guogong’s bookshelves are full of serious books. Song Pu glanced at the titles, and he never thought that Song Guogong would read that kind of book, but it’s normal to think about it. No man would not read that kind of thing, no one.

Song Pu rummaged through the bookshelf intently, and Song Guogong asked him: "You are so old, if you have that idea, I will ask your mother to find you a clean and well-behaved girl to make do with it first?"

There are quite a lot of men in the Song family. Except for Song Guogong, almost all of the older generation have three wives and four concubines. There are so many of them. In the horizontal branch of Songpu, no one has married wives. The second child married a bunch of concubines and kept them in the yard, making the house a bit of a mess.

Song Guogong is devoted to Song's mother and has no concubines. Naturally, he also has a little interest in the sons. He doesn't want the two sons to find too many women, but the son is old and the family has the conditions, so there is no need for the son to hold back. .

Song Guogong felt that he was well-intentioned, but Song Pu didn't care. He was only thinking about finding the joker's book so that he could use it to compensate Chang Jiangming, but he just said perfunctorily: "I have no idea, I don't have any idea, women delay me Work, dad, don't be a hindrance."

Song Guogong: "?"

Before he wanted to find a wife for Xiao'er, but Xiao'er also refused. The reason for the refusal was to delay his studies, but now he changed his mind and turned into a delay in work. Song Guogong said helplessly: "If you keep doing this, don't regret it in the future."

He didn't doubt his son's sexual orientation, and he knew that there was absolutely no such possibility from his impatient posture.

Somp searched for a while, and finally found it.

Song Guogong hid these books too deeply, and now he found out that there are more than ten books.

Song Guogong couldn't hide his complacency and said: "This Laughing Layman is a very good painter. He has been working for his father for decades, and he has never seen someone with such extraordinary painting skills. It is also because of his father's insightful eyes that he made this spring picture at the beginning. At that time, I immediately bought them, and I saved so many copies without losing each copy. Now Xiaoren has not come out of the mountain for several years. These are rare treasures. If you have a picture, you don’t have to worry about not being able to get it out.”

If it is the kind of lone book for study, it is really hard to resell it. After all, a good book also needs Bole, but this kind of thing is always what men just need. As long as it is sold, some rich second generations pay a lot of money to buy it.

After Song Guogong finished speaking, he felt that his majesty was swept away, and he quickly restrained his smug smile, and said solemnly: "I borrowed from you, don't lose it, cherish it, compared with those hard-to-carry gold, jade and jewelry, this kind of thing can be hidden Yizang."

Song Pu complained: "Father, you are talking as if our house will be ransacked in the next second."

Song Guogong coughed a few times and said, "Do you know how to prevent trouble before it happens? You can take it."

Song Pu hesitated for a moment, and told Song Guogong that he had borrowed several spring pictures from Chang Jiangming, but was burned by Tantai Yi.

Song Guogong: "..."

No matter how calm Song Guogong was, he would inevitably show a pained expression, "So, you can return the book he burned, and make up for the rest."

Song Pu breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly returned it to Chang Jiangming.

Song Guogong cherishes books very much, so these spring pictures are still like new ones, and there is no difference with the naked eye, so Chang Jiangming has no doubts, but only regrets the other few books, which are also treasures, but as long as they are willing to publish Money can still be bought, and the jasper Song Pu gave him is enough to repay it.

Chang Jiangming was satisfied with this.

While Tantai Yi was in the palace, thinking of those things that came out today, he couldn't help feeling a little pained.

They are all treasures collected by him bit by bit, and they are all very beautiful in color. It is hard to find the second one in the world. For example, the Buddha statue carved out of suet jade seems to have the Buddha's light in it, and it looks solemn and dignified. A little bit more flexible, Song Qing wanted it, but he thought it over, and actually gave it to him seriously.

Although his flesh hurts, he has no plans to come back. He is the emperor, and there are tens of thousands of treasures in his treasury. He has not reached the point where he is reluctant to part with one or two items, but his face is inevitably gloomy and unhappy.

Cao Xi carefully served hot tea, seeing the emperor looked at the memorial, his brows were furrowed, his face looked ugly, his heart froze, he quickly bowed his head and retreated behind him, not daring to say anything.

Tantaiyi was thinking about something in his heart, but he also hated that there were people around him, so he raised his head and glanced at Cao Xi lightly, "Go out alone."

Cao Xi's heart trembled, he quickly responded, and exited the hall stiffly, after closing the door for Tantai Yi, he realized that Tantai Yi didn't get angry at him this time.

Tan Taiyi in the hall softly called "Uncle Qin".

The old eunuch silently landed behind him, without opening his mouth, he heard Tantai Yi speak first, and asked him: "When the late emperor was here, did he give his mother any treasures?"

The old eunuch replied steadily: "Your Majesty is very much like the eldest princess. The eldest princess loved pearls and precious jade so much. The late emperor collected countless treasures for her and piled them up in this hall. At night, the light from the treasures can be seen. Illuminate the hall as brightly as day."

Tan Taiyi snorted coldly: "The late Emperor was generous."

It's you who are too stingy.The old eunuch answered in his heart.

Neither the eldest princess nor the first emperor were such stingy people, who exactly did the emperor look like?The old eunuch was really puzzled.

The old eunuch didn't want to get too entangled with him on this kind of issue, so he asked, "Has Your Majesty ever had anything to do with the Song family boy?"

The old eunuch is very busy. Although he is now an invisible person, he also shoulders heavy responsibilities and shoulders many secret tasks. It is naturally his job to protect the emperor, but he does not follow the emperor every day, so there are some things he does not care about. Know.

Tan Taiyi said in a calm tone: "Gu pity Song Qing, wait for him to serve Gu after he has learned something."

The old eunuch: "..."

He hesitated for a moment, and said: "Why don't you warm up with medicine for a while, so that you can accommodate Your Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi looked at the old eunuch, a trace of doubt flashed in his golden eyes, do you want to use your mouth?