I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Tan Taiyi continued: "I don't think so, if Song Qing really thinks about it, I will set a precedent."

After finishing speaking, he wiped the sawdust on his hands with the silk handkerchief placed beside him, and stretched out his hand towards Song Pu.

Song Pu subconsciously covered his private area, avoided Tantai Yi's hand, shook his head again and again and said: "Your Majesty's intentions are understood, but I am negligent. I never thought that Your Majesty is so powerful and not extraordinary. Dare to trouble Your Majesty to work hard for your ministers, please Your Majesty has never said anything before!"

Tan Taiyi said: "If Song Qing really wants to, she can be a little lighter. She will definitely not be like Cai Cai just now. Song Qing can rest assured."

"..." If he could lose his children and grandchildren if he was not careful, how dare he rest assured?Song Pu shook his head almost to the point of shaking his head off, "Your Majesty is very considerate to me, I am very touched, but Your Majesty has just finished the court and must be exhausted, I'd better ask me to serve you."

Song Pu refused again and again, but Tantai Yi raised the corners of his lips uncharacteristically, and leaned back leisurely, "That's it, Song Qing, let's start."

Song Pu caught a glimpse of the triumphant smile on the corner of his mouth, and couldn't help holding back, but he didn't dare to say anything, and stretched out two paws towards Tantai Yi.

What is he trying to figure out?This is not as good as inheriting his father's mantle and going back to make cakes. At least the hands will not be tired. It is easy to be your own boss. You can take a holiday whenever you want. It is not like now, with 007 who can't see the end at a glance, but also sells sex. The boss works.

Song Pu remembered the two treasures that Tantai Yi had promised to give him, so he asked in a low voice: "Does the two treasures that His Majesty promised to my minister still count?"

Tantaiyi's throat overflowed with a sexy muffled hum. Hearing Song Pu's words, he didn't even open his closed eyes, "Of course... it counts. I asked you if I wanted it, but you still held it, hum."

Song Pu's anger came and went quickly, and he was really soft-hearted. In fact, the previous things hadn't been really resolved. Song Pu recalled that although he thought it was funny at the time, Tantai Yi had a strange way of thinking. Li Zongyi was punished for the incident. Even if he did not seek justice for Li Zongyi, he would fight for some rights he deserved.

Tantaiyi is the emperor, and they are the courtiers. In terms of affiliation, the relationship is similar to that of the boss and the employees. However, Tantaiyi can neither give the courtiers the respect they deserve, nor can they guarantee the safety of their lives and health. Everyone shouted and beat them.Of course, it's a bit too hypocritical to talk about this in this era, and Song Pu can't ask to be the same as his world. It is said that men have gold under their knees, and the gold under his knees was smashed by Tantai Yi. There is not much injustice, and he does as the Romans do when he comes to this feudal society. He is naturally prepared to integrate into this feudal society, but he still feels physically and psychologically uncomfortable with Tantai Yi's motionless beating and punishment.

From this, we can know that no matter how hard he tries to integrate into this era, he is still out of tune, and there is always a voice of dissatisfaction and confusion in his heart.

Life is noble, but in the eyes of Tan Taiyi, the highest power class, Song Pu couldn't see his respect for life.

Such Tantai Yi, even if he really likes him, how long can he like him?

The emperor's love is worthless, and it's no joke that being with a king is like a tiger.

He clearly understands these truths, but he can't resolutely disobey Tantai Yi like those courtiers who directly admonish him. His bottom line is that his life is not threatened, so Tantai Yi repeatedly spoke After asking him to come back and bowing his head for the last time and speaking softly, Song Pu finally came down the ladder.

Now that he has compromised, he has to bear the possibility of continuing to be embarrassing, but he should not give up the benefits he deserves. He smiled and whispered: "Your Majesty's generosity to my ministers, I will always remember it in my heart, but your Majesty only because I relieved my Majesty twice, and then I promised my two treasures, then... that time a few days ago, and this time today, do you also feel sorry for me, and give me two more treasures for the sake of my hard work and meritorious deeds? ?”

"..." Tantai Yi raised his eyelids slightly, his golden eyes looked at Song Pu lightly, without saying a word.

And Song Pu saw his aggressive and beautiful face from a close distance now showing a faint flush of red, and even his eyes were hazy and seductive. Such a beautiful scenery, unexpectedly called Song Pu's heart "" Plop, plop" jumped up violently.

Tan Taiyi snorted softly, and said: "Song Qing is so bold, who told you to pinch her lonely?"

It was only then that Song Pu realized that he had just subconsciously clenched the necks in his hands, and quickly let go, and continued to polish and oil him with gentle force, "It's my mistake."

Tantai Yi closed his eyes again, quietly enjoying.

After finishing the work, Song Pu wiped his hand with the silk handkerchief that Tantai Yi had just used, glanced lightly, and the palm of his hand was really red, he sighed in his heart, turned his head and said to Tantai Yi: "Your Majesty, may Are you comfortable?"

Tan Taiyi put down the dragon robe, highly affirmed the craftsman Song Qing, and gave him high hopes, "Song Qing, keep it up, don't be like last time, it seems that you have regressed a lot last time."

Song Pu stretched out his hand in front of Tantai Yi, and boldly said: "Your Majesty, look."

Tan Taiyi looked down and saw that his palms were red again, "tsk" and said: "How could Song Qing be so delicate?"

Song Pu sighed, and said: "Ming Mingchen was not pampered and brought up, but I don't know why the body of the minister is so delicate, it is because your majesty has a kind heart, and he did not force the minister to serve him, otherwise the minister may really die or die." hurt."

"Why did Song Qing say such shocking things?" Tan Taiyi said while shifting his eyes guiltily. He did have that kind of thought, and he did it from time to time, but it seemed that he was in a hurry, like Like a sex demon coveting Song Qing's body, his arrogant temperament did not allow him to be so eager, so he resisted the urge to try Song Qing's clever mouth a hundred times.

Only a brat would be so anxious. A mature and stable monarch like him naturally couldn't show any eagerness.

Tan Taiyi is thick-skinned, or is it ego, he calmly said to Song Pu: "Song Qing has to believe in herself, human potential is unlimited, Gu also believes that Song Qing will be able to overcome these difficulties, and live happily ever after with Gu."

No, I can't.

But Song Pu didn't bother to say anything to him, since Tantai Yi wanted to go that way, he first grasped all the conditions he could grasp, and continued to reach out to the original goal.

He moved his hand forward, pretending to be in unbearable pain, and said, "Your Majesty is in so much pain, why don't you apply medicine to me? With the ointment from His Majesty's favor, I will definitely make you recover faster." Heal, so that Cheng can serve His Majesty more wholeheartedly."

Tan Taiyi was not displeased after hearing this, and called Cao Xi to bring the ointment, and applied the medicine to Song Pu himself, "Song Qing looks much shorter than Gu Gu, but her fingers are quite long."

After hearing this, Song Pu smiled slightly and said, "It's because your majesty is too tall to make this minister petite."

Then he mentioned the treasure thing.

Tantai Yi's movement of rubbing the medicine on Song Pu stopped suspiciously. It is very difficult for a man at this time to refuse others, and the same is true for Tantai Yi. His first reaction was to agree, but he was not stupid, and soon Just realized that if he served him once, he would have to give him a treasure. Wouldn't his little coffers be emptied by Song Qing soon?

Tantaiyi frowned, then relaxed again, glanced at Song Pu with a smirk, and said softly: "Does Song Qing know that greed is not enough to swallow an elephant? The treasures in the lonely warehouse are worth thousands of gold. It is not considered to have sex with Gu, so it is not considered to be an orphan wife, how can Gu reward Song Qing with treasures."

Song Pu immediately fell silent.

But even if he didn't speak, Tantai Yi wouldn't let him go. His finger rubbed with fragrant ointment touched Song Pu's lips, his golden eyes shone with tiny hopes, and his voice became slightly hoarse, "If Song Qing will have sex with Gu today, and Gu can give you ten pieces."

Song Pu: "..."

He was shamefully moved.

No, no, no, it's hard to buy flowers in the backyard. Even if he betrays his appearance, he is still a straight man with strong bones and will never be tempted.

He said tactfully, "I'm not ready yet, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi would not push him too much in this kind of matter, so Ben just casually said that he was reluctant to give it all to him.

However, he took Song Pu to his warehouse and asked him to choose two treasures at will.

As the monarch of a prosperous and powerful country, Tantaiyi naturally has countless treasures in his small treasury, among which there are the most pearls, jade and gemstones, and many treasures are sent by local and subordinate countries, such as the shark silk that is said to be woven by sharks, The color is the color of pearls and jade, and you can see light flowing in it when placed in a place with a little bright light; the big pink pearls born from a thousand-year-old clam are about the size of an adult man's head, and the color is also excellent; a whole A ruby-like coral tree; it is said to be the skeleton of a dragon salvaged from the South China Sea...

What surprised Song Pu the most was the bed carved out of a whole piece of ice jade. When you put your hands on it, you can only feel the coolness. If you lie on it to sleep, what kind of ice do you use in summer?

Maybe it's because he is ignorant, he has never seen this kind of jade that is always cold.

Seeing that he couldn't put it down to that ice jade bed, Tantai Yi's eyelids twitched, and said calmly: "Song Qing likes this ice jade bed?"

It's also because Song Pu is a petty citizen in his own world. He has never seen so many treasures. He couldn't take back his hand for a while. Hearing Tantai Yi's words, he didn't think there was any problem. Instead, he asked him excitedly: " Your Majesty has such a treasure, why not use it? This way you don’t have to go to the Summer Resort?”

Tantai Yi paused for a moment, and said: "That's the dowry of the orphan mother, what do you use for the orphan?"

Upon hearing this, Song Pu immediately withdrew his paws, "It's the minister's trespass, please don't blame me, Your Majesty."

Seeing that he was so cautious, Tantai Yi couldn't help but find it a bit funny, "Even Gu is reluctant to use the ice jade bed, so I won't give it to Song Qing, but Gu won't be so stingy. Allowed."

He stopped touching, stopped touching.

Seeing that he didn't dare to touch him again, Tantai Yi changed the subject and said: "Song Qing will take another look and choose two at will."

When Tantai Yi talked about the dowry, Song Pu discovered that there were still many traces of women in the warehouse, and Tantai Yi's biological mother's dowry might be quite a lot.

So, Song Pu didn't dare to delay any longer, and chose a Buddha statue carved with high-quality mutton fat jade and a piece of emerald jadeite to come out of the storeroom.

Both of these were quite heavy, and Tan Taiyi asked a little eunuch to help him carry them, saving him from panting and shouting tired.

When it was time to leave the palace, Song Pu remembered the erotic pictures he hadn't had time to show Tantai Yi, hesitated for a moment, and thought that Chang Jiangming had urged him several times, so he endured the embarrassment and asked Tantai Yi: "Your Majesty, I have something to ask, I wonder if His Majesty will agree to it?"

Tantai Yi lightly lifted his chin, beckoning him to say.

Song Pu dared to continue speaking, and said: "The erotic pictures that I wanted His Majesty to see before, I wonder if Your Majesty can return them to me?"

Tan Taiyi's eyes moved slightly, the corners of his lips curled up, and he said: "Since Song Qing is going to be the Queen of Gu, those things are useless, and Gu has already sent Song Qing to the imperial dining room to be used as firewood."