I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Time flies quickly, without blinking, the hottest months of the year have passed, this time is the most comfortable time, Song Pu can use ice to dissipate heat, but smoothie is still food.

Naturally, his cooking is not as delicious as the imperial chef's, but he always has ingenious ideas, so Tantai Yi still asks him to make some smoothies and cakes to eat occasionally.

The emperor became more and more comfortable.

It's just that he started to go to court on a whim, and suffered those who are used to being lazy. Song Pu learned from Song Guogong that during the few months when Tantai Yi was absent from work, the people were either flooded or man-made. Pointing to Tantai Yi, if he wanted to sit more securely in this position, this time he couldn't just take over the government on a whim this time. Therefore, Song Pu paid a lot, and finally made Tantai Yi stable for almost a month.

Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, Song Pu made Huangrong mooncakes, salted egg mooncakes and preserved egg mooncakes in advance and sent them to the palace.

Tan Taiyi ate the one with Huang Rong stuffing, liked it very much, and ate the whole thing. At this time, he was not stingy to praise Song Pu, "Song Qing is ingenious and ingenious, and the mooncakes he made are even better than the lonely imperial chef."

Song Pu smiled, "Your Majesty, try these two kinds of mooncakes again."

Tan Taiyi stretched out his finger and pointed at the salted egg mooncake, "What kind of filling is this?"

Song Pu said: "Here is an egg, your majesty probably has not eaten it?"

Tantai Yi said: "I have never eaten it, I have a taste."

After finishing speaking, his slender and strong fingers picked up a piece, put it to his mouth and took a bite, only this bite made him frowned, presumably the taste was not to his taste, but he still ate it.

"Your Majesty, how does it taste?" Song Pu asked in a low voice.

Tantai Yi glanced at him and said, "Song Qing likes mooncakes with this flavor?"

Song Pu observed his nose, nose, nose and heart and said: "To tell you the truth, your majesty, I naturally like it very much."

Tantaiyi frowned, and took another bite, really puzzled, "Song Qing, don't be kidding, would you like to eat this kind of food?"

Song Pu said: "Your Majesty doesn't believe it, I will show you."

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to take a piece of moon cake, ate it in a few strokes, and gave Tantai Yi a thumbs up, "It's delicious!"

Tantai Yi: "..."

He put down the remaining half of the salted egg mooncake, and reached for the preserved egg mooncake, "What kind of mooncake is this?"

Song Pu replied: "This is preserved egg mooncake."

When Tantai Yi heard the word "egg", he shrank his outstretched hand, and said displeasedly, "Why is it an egg again?"

Song Pu said: "This egg is different, please wait, Your Majesty."

After he finished speaking, he took out a plate of sliced ​​preserved eggs topped with chili oil and soy sauce from the food box.

Tantaiyi looked at the plate of preserved eggs with an indescribable expression on his face, "Song Qing, are you sure this is for food?"

Seeing that he didn't want to eat, Song Pu took the initiative to pick up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of preserved egg, ate it into his stomach, and gave Tantai Yi a thumbs up, "It's super delicious, trust me, your majesty, you will like it once you eat it. "

Tan Taiyi took a look at Cao Xi, Cao Xi went forward very politely, and started the drug test.

Seeing this, Song Pu didn't say much. Preserved eggs do look a bit like dark food. If you eat bad food, the waiters will inevitably be punished.

The final result is naturally non-toxic, Tantai Yi picked up a piece, frowned and ate it into his mouth, and as he ate, his frown gradually relaxed.

"How is it, Your Majesty?" Song Pu asked cautiously.

Tan Taiyi said reservedly: "It's okay."

After all, he took another piece and ate it in his mouth.

Only then did Song Pu push the preserved egg mooncake in front of him, and Tantai Yi picked up the mooncake with great dignity and took a bite.

This mouthful almost didn't make him spit it out, but it was a good face, even if he wanted to throw up, he resisted not spit it out, but ate it in his stomach.

After eating, he went to see Song Pu, and said slightly annoyed, "Song Qing also likes this mooncake?"

Song Pu said innocently: "Of course I like it, I just thought that if I like it, Your Majesty should also like it, so I gave it to Your Majesty... Don't you like it? It's also my fault that I took it for granted. I am sorry for Your Majesty." , Your Majesty, please forgive me."

Tantai Yi: "..."

Tantai Yi's anger disappeared, "Gu understands that Song Qing wants to share with Gu if he has delicious food and drink, but Gu has never eaten these weird foods, so how can Gu bear it."

Song Pu said: "The minister will eat this mooncake for His Majesty."

He took the mooncake in Tantai Yi's hand, dipped it in the soy sauce dish next to it, and ate it into his mouth.

Tantai Yi looked at it and asked: "This mooncake is eaten like this?"

Song Pu said seriously: "That's right... Ah, I forgot to say, this preserved egg mooncake is only delicious when dipped in soy sauce and chili oil. Do you want to try it again, Your Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi squeezed her fingers, a little suspicious, "Song Qing didn't lie to Gu, did she?"

Song Pu nodded heavily, "How dare I lie to Your Majesty, Your Majesty will taste it again, if it is not delicious, I will cut off your head and use it as a dragon chair for Your Majesty to sit on."

Tan Taiyi: "... Song Qing's mouth, if he keeps saying these things, it will be disappointing Gu's heart."

After all, he believed Song Pu once more, picked up another preserved egg mooncake, dipped it in soy sauce and hot sauce like Song Pu did, took another bite, and immediately frowned again.

"Your Majesty, how does it taste?" Song Pu asked.

Tantai Yi's golden eyes shot a little sharp light, looked straight at Song Pu, but didn't say anything, slipped his beautiful Adam's apple a few times, and ate the mooncake into his stomach.

"Your Majesty?" Song Pu asked.

Tantai Yi smiled and said: "I never thought that Song Qing would like to eat mooncakes with this taste."

Song Pu said shyly, "Your Majesty must have gotten to know me better today, and I am very moved."

Tantai Yi: "..."

I don't know if it was his illusion, but he vaguely felt that Song Qing had become a little strange.

He stretched out his hand to take the yellow rong mooncake that he ate at the beginning, and with the back two as a lining, this kind of mooncake suddenly looked even more delicious.

Song Pu looked at it and said, "Your Majesty prefers Huangrong mooncakes. Coincidentally, I also like Huangrong mooncakes the most."

Tan Taiyi said: "Since Gu ate Song Qing's mooncakes, Song Qing should also try Gu's mooncakes."

The moon cakes prepared by Yushanfang for Tantai Yi are filled with flowers and bacon. The outer skin is crispy. When eating, it is not as tightly wrapped as Song Pu, but some crumbs will fall off. Be careful when eating .

Song Pu feels good about this kind of mooncakes, because the mooncakes are not big, he can eat one in two bites.

Tan Taiyi asked: "Song Qing, how does it taste?"

Song Pu replied seriously: "This smell should only be found in the sky, and it is rare to smell it in the world!"

Tantai Yi laughed.

At this time, someone came to report, it was the servant girl who was serving by the Queen Mother, saying that she was here to invite Tantai Yi to the Queen Mother's Yonghe Palace.

The smile on Tantai Yi's face suddenly cooled down, and he became that high and cold emperor again, "How many times has Gu said that Gu is someone she can invite? If she wants to see Gu, let her step by step. Come here to see Gu." It was beautiful to let him go to see her.

The palace maid trembled with fright, prostrated herself on the ground and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty doesn't know, the Empress Dowager is in poor health and should not see the wind."

Tantaiyi was furious, picked up a cup and smashed it at the maidservant, she screamed in fright, and fell to the side, but avoided the end of being smashed and bleeding, "The queen mother is not healthy, and she is still alive." Let Gu pass by, could it be that he wants to infect Gu and make Gu also sick?"

Song Pu who was at the side was stunned and almost wanted to applaud Tantai Yi.

"Go away to Gu, go back and tell the Queen Mother to let her stay in the Yonghe Palace. If she takes a step out of the palace, Gu Long will be ill. Even if it is the Queen Mother, Gu will have to be severely punished."

In this way, the maid was dismissed.

After the person left, Tantai Yi calmed down a little, and complained to Song Pu: "The queen mother is really vicious, since she is sick, she dares to invite Gu to go there, and she can't wait to contract Gu's disease."

Song Pu: "..."

This dog emperor is still delusional.

On the face of the same enemy with him, he said: "Your Majesty is wise, and you can see the Queen Mother's tricks at a glance."

Talking bad things about the queen mother with Tantai Yi can't go wrong, the left and right queen mothers are not his own mothers, and the relationship is indeed not good, there is no possibility of repairing it, so Song Pu said it boldly.

Tantaiyi didn't bother to look at the queen mother, his anger came and went quickly, he stretched out his hand, hooked Songpu's little finger, and said with a very serious face: "today's Mid-Autumn Festival, I just want to spend it with Song Qing Pass."

Song Pu wondered: "My brother is far away in Saibei, and now my father and mother only have me and my son. This festival is of great significance. Forgive me for not being able to accompany Your Majesty."

Tantaiyi's expression turned cold, he took a look at Cao Xi, Cao Xi's ability to observe words and emotions is also very good now, only after Tantaiyi took a look, he retreated knowingly, before they closed the door.

After Cao Xi left, Tantai Yi said: "It's been half a month now, I just want to rest."

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu said: "Your Majesty asks the ministers to think again. If they accompany His Majesty, it will be difficult for the ministers and ministers to explain to their mothers."

Tantai Yi said: "What is difficult to explain, Gu wants you to be the lonely queen, and the queen should be by Gu's side."

When he said this, he was actually confident.

It's just that Song Pu has not yet become a queen, so he asked so confidently, which also made Song Pu helpless, "...Your Majesty, I am not yet a queen."

Tantaiyi snorted coldly, and said: "Sooner or later." Having said this, his eyes inevitably lit up a bit, and he glanced at him indifferently, and said: "Half a person suffers alone in the court hall." But Song Qing only put in the smallest one, and I lent all the Chun Tugu to Song Qing, Song Qing should do her best, don't be perfunctory."

"..." Song Pu changed the subject and said, "Why don't your majesty come to my minister's house to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

After Tan Taiyi heard this, a gleam of light flashed across his eyes, the corners of his lips curled up, and said: "It's okay, I'm tired of being alone in the palace, so I'll stay at Song Qing's house today."

Song Pu: "?"

He didn't let him go to his house to sleep.