I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

The next day Song Pu rushed early, he had something on his mind, Song Guogong talked to him several times, and saw his perfunctory response of "hmmmmhhhhh", he couldn't help raising his voice, "You are not in the right mind, but what troubles do you have?" ?”

Song Pu came back to his senses, and replied: "Son is not worried, father don't have to worry."

Song Guogong said: "I don't think you seem to have no troubles, but what did your majesty do to you?"

The imperial decree was not stamped, so it was not considered an imperial decree. Song Guogong handed in the imperial decree, but Tan Taiyi did not see another one. It seemed that this incident had never happened.

Song Lingyun insisted on going to Saibei, beat him and scolded him, but it didn't work. Song Guogong was so worried about this that he got a few wrinkles on his forehead, and it was also a shame to see the youngest son go to the palace to serve him again. With a sad face, he guessed that he was too lazy a few days ago, and now he has to go to the palace early, so he should be a little bit aggrieved. Thinking of this, Song Guogong comforted him: "If you serve your majesty in the future, you should talk as little as before, dad I don't ask you to be favored, as long as you live in peace and order, that's enough."

Song Puxin said that now it is not enough for him to settle down, but now it is a matter of his rear falling, if Tantai Yitu has his mouth, it will be fine, if he plots to go to his rear, his life can be regarded as an account. Here, he has to plan for himself.

He was thinking a lot in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on his face, he only responded in a low voice, and then started to wander again.

And Song Guogong saw a large package on the coffee table in the carriage, and while reaching out, he asked, "Why did you bring something to the palace? It's for His Majesty?"

Song Pu kept his mind wandering, and never paid attention to Song Guogong's words, but he caught a glimpse of him stretching his hand over from the corner of his eyes, paused, and immediately came back to his senses, and stopped him: "Father, don't touch it!"

It's just that it was too late, the package had already been opened by Song Guogong.

Song Pu's outstretched hand just froze in place.

Song Guogong looked at the four big characters Shuanglong Xifeng on the title page, with a sweet expression on his face, "This is..."

Song Pu said awkwardly: "It's not what I want..."

Song Guogong saw the inscription on the title page, "It's the book of the laughing layman, my son has a good eye."

Song Pu: "..."

After all, it was very embarrassing for the father and son to talk about this kind of topic, but Song Guogong is a steady adult, he coughed a few times, and said: "There are many works written by the laughing layman as a father. If you like it, you can go home today." Find me in the study."

Feelings are still an old fan of laughing people.

Song Pu smiled awkwardly, and said, "I didn't ask for it, His Majesty asked me to find it for him."

It is not a secret that Song Pu gave the emperor a speech book. Song Guogong also knew about it, but the problem is not this. He was silent for a while, and said softly: "Your Majesty has good eyesight."

……

Song Pu went to the palace with a red face and hugged Xiao Huangtu.

He had something on his mind and was very anxious, this time he was the first one to arrive in the palace.

It's just that Tantai Yi woke up surprisingly late.

Cao Xi led Song Pu outside Tantai Yi's bedroom, and said in a low voice: "Master Song, Your Majesty had a fever last night, and you haven't woken up yet. Your Majesty ordered you to come if Master Song arrives."

Song Pu had a bad premonition in his heart, but before he thought about it, the package in his arms was checked again by the guards at the door, and he was let in after making sure that he was not carrying any murder weapon.

It is still 05:30 in the morning, although it is still very early, but the sky outside is already half-bright, and the lights in Tantai Yi's bedroom are on, bright as day, which reduces Song Pu's uneasiness a bit.

He walked near Tantai Yi's dragon bed, raised his eyes and glanced lightly at Tantai Yi on the bed, the heavy bed curtain was hanging down, and he couldn't see what was going on with Tantai Yi clearly, he only took one look, then turned his head He lowered his head and saluted Tantai Yi on the bed, "Your Majesty is well."

Tan Taiyi stretched out a hand and greeted him, "Song Qing, come here."

That hand was exceptionally beautiful, slender and fair, and full of the beauty of a man's strength. It briefly attracted Song Pu's attention, but Song Pu quickly recovered from Tantai Yi's hand. He noticed that the emperor His voice was still a little hoarse, with some burning heat, it really looked like he had a high fever.

If one is ill, it is not good to show the little yellow map to the emperor.

Thinking of this, Song Pu put down the package, got up from the ground, and walked to the edge of the dragon bed.

As a result, Tantai Yi's beautiful hand quickly grabbed Song Pu's arm, and with a strong pull, Song Pu threw himself on the dragon bed and fell directly behind the bed curtain.

"Your Majesty??!" Song Pu couldn't help exclaiming in a panic.

Tantai Yi hugged his fluttering hands, and said: "Don't be afraid, you are alone."

Song Pu was held tightly by him, his eyes darkened, his breath was suffocated, and he almost couldn't catch his breath.

"Your Majesty... can you let go? I'm about to suffocate." Song Pu said.

Hearing what he said, Tan Taiyi slowly let go of his hand, "Why is Song Qing so delicate, she can't bear to hug her alone."

When Song Pu was let go, he felt that his breathing became easier, and when he heard Tantai Yi's words, he couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Tantaiyi didn't see the mischief on his face, he just reached out and grabbed Song Pu by the back of his neck, and lifted him up like a chick, looked down to see that he hadn't taken off his shoes, and wanted to reach out to take them off for him, but When I almost touched it, I paused, and said in distaste: "Where did Song Qing go? These shoes are so dirty, take them off quickly, if Gu's bed is dirty, Gu will let you go back barefoot."

Song Pu was lifted by the back of his neck and suffocated again. He supported his body to let his breathing go smoothly. Hearing his words, he became irritable again, but he followed his words and took off his shoes. Kneeled and sat on the bed.

Tantai Yi let go of the collar on the back of his neck, sat on the bed and smiled at him with bent lips, his brows and eyes were full of starlight, "Gu will show you the world today."

After he finished speaking, he took out a thick booklet from behind his back.

As soon as Song Pu saw the big booklet that was as thick as a brick, his eyelids jumped wildly, as if he had a premonition, he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I want to ask Your Majesty to hold your eyes."

When Tan Taiyi heard this, he became interested, and said reservedly: "Since Song Qing has a baby, let Song Qing start this first."

Song Pu hurriedly got out of bed, and brought over the package on the ground. Knowing that Tantai Yi loved Jie, he removed the package under the bed, took out the book, took off his shoes, and climbed onto the bed again.

"Your Majesty, please take a look. These are treasures borrowed by the minister, and His Majesty will definitely be satisfied." Song Pu respectfully said to Tantai Yi.

Tan Taiyi stretched out his hand, and took a book from Song Pu's hand, which happened to be Xifeng Tu written by Xiao Ren, who Song Pu thought had a very elegant style of painting.

Song Pu raised his eyes and looked at Tantai Yi expectantly, trying to see the excitement on his face, but he was disappointed.

Tan Taiyi raised his eyebrows and said: "This is what Song Qing wants to show Gu?"

Song Pu asked nervously, "What do you think, Your Majesty?"

Tantaiyi threw the book in front of Song Pu, with a dark look of displeasure covering his brows, "Gu still thinks it's some kind of treasure, but it's just pornography. I've read a lot when I was in my teens. I've read it a long time ago." Tired, why did Song Qing present treasures like a child?"

Song Pu: "...?"

Song Pu stayed where he was, but Tantai Yi smiled again, his voice softened, and said: "Gu understands that Song Qing doesn't know much, so today I will open your eyes to let you learn more."

As he said, he pulled Song Pu over and hugged him into his arms, "Song Qing, come and sit down. This is the posthumous work of Emperor Taizu sent by Gu's confidant. The other person is Taizu's male concubine. Look carefully, it seems She also resembles Song Qing."

After finishing speaking, he wrapped his arms around Song Pu to pick up the big booklet, and spread it out in front of Song Pu.

Song Pu only took one look, and felt...he was torn apart.

Tan Taiyi whispered softly in his ear: "Gu read it all night, and only read dozens of pages. Since Song Qing doesn't know how men have sex, let's read it together."

Song Pu could feel some excitement in his words, leaning against Tantai Yi's back, the hairs stood on end, "...Your Majesty really don't want to read the spring pictures sent by me? If you don't like this book, There are other books here, Your Majesty can always find what you like..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt a burst of warm breath behind his neck, his body froze, and it was actually Tantai Yi who bit his ear lightly.

The wet and slightly itchy feeling made Song Pu's scalp burst.

And Tantai Yi let go of his ears, and asked him solemnly: "Is Song Qing comfortable?"