I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Tan Taiyi is very talented, just looking at it, he thinks it is impossible. Song Qing is handsome, with plump and red lips, but there is only a little bit, so he can fill his mouth with a few fingers, so what? Can you accommodate him?

Tantai Yi frowned, is it too difficult for men to do that kind of thing?

Tantaiyi's head is full of yellow waste, and Song Pu doesn't know about it. Hearing what he said, I just thought he liked him blowing rainbow farts so much, that's why he said this, and he couldn't help feeling sorry for Tantaiyi There is a deeper understanding of the degree of fart.

It's just that in this world, who else will bend into a mosquito coil because of others' flattering words?I'm afraid that in the hundreds of years to come, and in the next few hundred years, there will only be Tantai Yi, a peerless flower.

When he thought of this, his eyes inevitably fell on Tantai Yi's hands holding his hands. If he said that he hadn't thought about it before, but looking at it now, he suddenly felt that Tantai Yi's behavior of touching his hands so easily was Could it be something done by a straight man?

Although Tantai Yi is more beautiful than many women, Song Pu still couldn't help but get goosebumps, "Your Majesty... can you let go?"

Tan Taiyi gently squeezed his soft palm, opened his thin eyelids, and looked at Song Pu's face with exceptionally bright golden eyes, and said: "Song Qing can't bear it if I don't use any force?"

"..." It wasn't pain, but fear. He was afraid of being pinched by him, so he took him to the bed.

At that time, even a man can learn without a teacher... Song Pu couldn't imagine how tragic the scene was.

He was born in modern times, and the information on the modern Internet is very developed. He is also well-informed and knows what men and men are. If Tantai Yi insists on breaking off his straight and delicate flower, he may not be able to refuse. .

He recalled Tantai Yi's size, just thinking about it, his toes couldn't help scratching the ground, and he even started to palpitate. If he really got to that point, he might die directly on the dragon bed. The dismemberment by five horses is even worse and even less dignified.

But Tan Taiyi still asked him with a serious expression at this time: "Song Qing is well-informed and has read a lot of love stories, so she doesn't know how men and men have sex?"

At this time, Song Pu couldn't remember the Cold War conflict with him before, and now all his thoughts were on escaping from the tiger's mouth. He forced a smile and said: "I am not a man, so how can I know that men have sex with men? Judging from what I have learned all my life, men should not be able to have sex with men, after all, the harmony of yin and yang is the truth in the world."

After hearing this sentence, Tan Taiyi felt a little disappointed, but wanted to try it out with Song Qing, but held back out of a little concern.

Song Pu didn't expect him to act so recklessly, but he was tempted to try it on the spot. He only knew that today he finally got away with it.

It's just that if this continues, there is no way out. If Tantai Yi is interested in him, letting him go home is nothing but bullshit. Looking at the unstamped imperial decree, you can tell that he has no intention of letting him go.

But it's not Song Pu's style to sit and wait, he has to find a way!

Song Pu returned to his home from the palace, and asked the lantern to deliver a letter to Chang Jiangming, and Chang Jiangming hurried over after a while.

There is also a large package in his arm, which is full of his treasures, "Apu, why do you want to see these so suddenly?"

Song Pu didn't say much, and directly picked up Chang Jiangming's collection and looked at it. Seeing his rude actions, Chang Jiangming felt very distressed and said: "Be gentle, the laughing layman hasn't released erotic pictures for six years now. These are all orphans!"

Chang Jiangming’s erotic pictures of the laughing man in his mouth are quite good. Song Pu opened it and was attracted by it. The lines are soft and in line with human body proportions. Women are protruding and backward, while men are strong and fit. It is very clear, there is no mosaic, and it has a bit of charm.

He couldn't help but praised: "This is everyone's handwriting! You have such a good thing, why did you give me that kind of stick figure before?"

Chang Jiangming took a breath and said: "If you said today that you would die if you couldn't see the exciting erotic pictures, how could I be willing to take them out? My brother and I would not even lend them to me. If I took them out If you go to sell it, you can sell it for a high price of 500 taels of silver, which shows how precious it is."

Song Pu's hand holding the book trembled slightly, "500 taels of silver?"

Chang Jiangming nodded, and said: "This is all written by the laughing man six years ago. Now the laughing man has disappeared, and there is no more writing by him on the market, so the price of his spring pictures is getting higher and higher. Up to now, it has become more and more expensive." It’s priceless.”

Speaking of this, Chang Jiangming glanced at Song Pu vigilantly, and said, "I'll watch this book for you, don't take it away."

Song Pu said, "Lend me first, and I'll give it to His Majesty."

After moving the emperor out, Chang Jiangming fell silent. After a while, he said, "Why are you worrying about your majesty? Are the erotic pictures in the palace better than those of the Laughing Layman? If you can still be in front of your majesty Say a few words, you can borrow from His Majesty, it is more cost-effective than borrowing from me."

Song Pu was a little surprised, "How do you know that the erotic pictures in the palace are better than the laughing layman?"

In his opinion, the painting style of this laughing person is very close to the painting style of modern illustrations, but the quality of the erotic pictures in the palace is better than that of the laughing person?

Chang Jiangming said: "That's right, there are royal painters in the palace, which one is not a master of Danqing, and there are people who paint erotic pictures for Emperor Mu and his concubine, if you go to ask His Majesty for it, you may still get the erotic pictures of Emperor Mu .”

Emperor Mu was the emperor of the Liang Dynasty, that is, the uncle of Tantai Yi, the eldest brother of the late emperor. Compared with the late emperor and Tantai Yi, Emperor Mu had a very dissolute style, but he did not make a big mistake in political affairs. A conservative emperor, Song Pu has the memory of the original Song Pu, so he also has an impression of this emperor. When he heard that he was going to see Emperor Mu's spring picture, he shivered subconsciously.

Sometimes Liang Chao is so conservative that people are dumbfounded, and sometimes he is so open that people are surprised. What kind of evil is this, to be the male protagonist of pornography, and let others draw it for future generations to watch?

Song Pu suddenly became dull, and when he looked at the spring picture in his hand, he lost his appetite.

However, he still borrowed Xiaoren and other treasures from Chang Jiangming, planning to enter the palace the next day and give Tantai Yi the palm of his hand, so that Tantai Yi would lose interest in him and harm women.

As for Tantai Yi, after Song Pu left the palace, he was still thinking about it.

The old eunuch's voice sounded behind him, "What's on your majesty's mind?"

Tan Taiyi noticed that he was coming, frowned, and said: "Uncle Qin, it's better to tell Gu first when you show up."

The old eunuch was silent, and after a while he said: "Your Majesty and the boy from the Song family are reconciled?"

Tan Taiyi said: "Gu has never been separated from Song Qing, so how can there be any talk of reconciliation?"

The old eunuch: "..."

The old eunuch said: "Since this is the case, why is Your Majesty bothered?"

Tan Taiyi folded his hands on the desk, and said very reservedly: "Gu told Uncle Qin, even Uncle Qin won't understand."

The old eunuch said: "When I was young, I was also a warrior who fascinated thousands of boys and girls in the grassland. How could I not understand what your Majesty is thinking?"

Tantai Yi paused for a moment, then turned to look at the old eunuch, and asked curiously: "When Uncle Qin was young, did there still men love you?"

The old eunuch smiled slightly and said: "On the grassland, the strong are respected. As long as they are strong enough, men will willingly submit to their feet. I won the first crown of the Eagle War for three consecutive years. The men and women around me are happy with the slaves." , even men want to spend a spring night with slaves."

When Tantai Yi heard his eyes burst into light, he leaned back calmly, "Then Uncle Qin and the man... had sex?"

The old eunuch slowed down and said, "Your Majesty is curious?"

Tan Taiyi said reservedly: "I'm just asking. Speaking of which, I don't know anything about Uncle Qin's past. If Uncle Qin didn't mention it today, I wouldn't know that you still won the first crown in the Battle of the Eagles."

Although Tantai Yi has never been to the country where the eldest princess of the northern region was born, but because he was raised by the eldest princess herself, he knows the customs of the northern region clearly.

The Northern Territory Kingdom is a country established on grasslands and on horseback. People born in this country have great strength, and the way the people educate their children is appallingly harsh and cruel. Throwing children into wolves, Leaving the cliff to fend for itself is the lightest test, and the most severe is the battle of eagles in the mouth of the old eunuch.

The Battle of the Eagles is a trial that only those who have won the glory of the warriors will participate in the trial held by the Northern Region every year. The method of the trial is to start a marathon long-distance run. The long path reaches the end, indicating that it has the potential to conquer the grassland.To win the first crown, physical strength, endurance, wisdom, and character all have high requirements.

However, the emperor of the Northern Territory Kingdom is not strict in keeping the blood of the royal family pure. They respect the strong, and it is almost an unspoken rule that the winner of the Eagle War will become the next king.

Therefore, once you win the first crown of the Eagle War, you also have the qualifications to fight for the king.

Although there are also kings who do not abdicate, winning once does not mean they will always win, and may even lose because they are not as good as newcomers, but the old eunuch has won the first championship three times, which has proved that he is very good in many aspects. Excellent, fully recognized by the grassland, can become the king of this grassland.

Thinking of this, Tantai Yi couldn't help turning his head and staring at the old eunuch.

There are only the two of them in Chunhe Palace, but the old eunuch still maintains a stooped old appearance, and the old eunuch Tantai Yi met when he was a child, he is still young, in full bloom, and very tall, he should be taller than Tantai Yi is taller now, and his face is naturally very handsome, not at all his old appearance at this time, Tantai Yi knows what method he should use to cover up his original appearance.

The old eunuch was stared at by Tantai Yi, but he was not in a hurry, "That's all in the past, and now I'm getting old, so I don't have anything to say, if your majesty is curious, I will talk to you later with your majesty." Say it."

Seeing that he hadn't answered his own question, Tantai Yi squinted his eyes and said, "Uncle Qin hasn't answered Gu's words yet."

The old eunuch said: "Your Majesty is talking about how men have intercourse with men? Although I have never had intercourse with men, I know that it is no different from women. If Your Majesty is curious, I can find some secret scenes for Your Majesty. .”

Tan Taiyi felt a little embarrassed in his heart, tried to put on a serious look on his face, and said: "I just ask, why should Uncle Qin take it seriously?"

The old eunuch smiled slightly, "Your Majesty intends to have intercourse with Young Master Song? If that's the case, Your Majesty has to make some preparations in advance. The kid is too small, and I'm afraid he won't be able to bear His Majesty's favor."

Why can't he hide his thoughts and calculations from Uncle Qin?

Tan Taiyi consciously lost face, and said in a cold voice: "Gu is just curious, why should Uncle Qin get involved with Song Qing! Gu doesn't mean that."

The old eunuch: "..."

After a while, the old eunuch heard Tan Taiyi say again: "Gu is a little curious. Since Uncle Qin wants to open his eyes to Gu, Gu can't bear to disappoint Uncle Qin. Uncle Qin should go find the secret play as soon as possible. It's too late for Gu." I'm not interested anymore."