I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu looked at Tantai Yi, stopped the smile at the corner of his mouth, and said softly: "The relationship between the minister and your majesty is a monarch and a minister, not a male concubine as your majesty said, if your majesty punishes Li Zongyi for this reason, I... will naturally want to laugh. "

Tan Taiyi's eyes fell on his face, and he also laughed, and said lightly: "If Song Qing thinks it's funny, then laugh, Zuo Zuo Gu is serious, and I'm not afraid of your jokes."

As soon as he said this, Song Pu couldn't laugh anymore. He claimed to be a straight man, and thought that Tantai Yi should also be a straight man, but if this guy really lost his temper because he saw him swimming naked with Li Zongyi and the others, what problem In fact, it is already very big.

Song Pu is not so that he can't tell the emotion of being jealous.

Song Pu pondered secretly for a while, suppressed the irritability in his heart first, and then went to see Tantai Yi, feeling a little more inexplicable, he coughed a few times, and asked in a low voice: "If your Majesty wants to see you often?" Don't you feel that being a male concubine is a humiliating subject?"

Tan Taiyi raised his eyebrows, and said: "Could it be that Song Qing still wants to be a queen? This is impossible, Song Qing's thinking is so beautiful."

Song Pu: "..."

Although he didn't mean it that way, Tantai Yi's words really hurt his heart. If he likes him, what's wrong with making him the queen! ?No sincerity at all!

Song Pu took a deep breath, pretending to be curious, "Why not?"

Tantai Yi didn't feel any discomfort when he heard that he only wanted to be the empress, instead he felt some inexplicable joy.

But why can't Song Pu be the queen? Tantai Yi is also a little confused. In fact, there is no reason why she can't do it?But at this moment, Tantai Yi discovered a blind spot that he hadn't noticed before.

Why did he let Song Pu be his male concubine?

Yes, because I love Song Qing, occasionally looking at Song Qing's white face like glutinous rice, there will always be a desire to take a bite, to knead his beautiful and soft hands, to squeeze him The petite man hugged him, thinking...he wanted to do a lot of things.

Besides, it would be nice to be able to do that kind of thing like that morning.

Tantai Yi has a great forgetfulness, and he would never think of that kind of taste on weekdays, but once he thinks about it, he can recall that kind of comfort, which is completely different from doing it himself.

Tantai Yi is not ignorant of what desire is. When he was 14 years old, the late emperor sent a delicate maid to relieve his desire. Of course, at that time, he was extremely rebellious and went against all the decisions of the late emperor. , so Yuanyang is still undisturbed, but after all, he is a man. When he was younger, he also saw some erotic pictures, and he is not unfamiliar with the matter of desire.

And he has that kind of desire for Song Qing. A long time ago, when he listened to Song Qing's nice words, his heart accelerated briefly, and the tip of his heart was numb, so that he had an even more absurd reaction.

Everything is foreshadowed.

Tantaiyi suddenly became short of breath, did he want to do that kind of thing to Song Qing?

He said before that he would accept Song Qing as a male concubine, but he never thought about it. It was really absurd, and he was so absurd sometimes.

But Song Qing is a man, where can he go?

Song Pu didn't wait for Tantaiyi to answer, he raised his eyelids, and looked at Tantaiyi's face, but happened to meet his pair of eyes that were hotter and brighter than before, his back tightened suddenly, goosebumps Pimples popped out, "Your Majesty...why do you look at me like this?"

He stammered a bit when he said these words, what the hell kind of eyes are there, they seem to be examining, and also like the eyes of a hunter looking at the prey caught in the snare, which makes him tremble with fear.

Tan Taiyi's eyes swept across Song Qing's small mouth, probably the only mouth in his whole body...

His fair and beautiful face was flushed with a layer of blush, and his eyes became more and more hot, as if several fires had been burned.

Song Pu could also feel the dangerous aura emanating from him, the back of his neck tightened, and the expression on his face became forced, "Your Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi pinched the armrest of the chair, and his voice suddenly became hoarse, "It's not impossible for Song Qing to be a queen, but in this way, Gu and Song Qing are husband and wife. Song Qing, you know that husband and wife should do something. What?"

Song Pu: "..."

Hearing this sentence, he finally found a word in his mind to correspond to Tantai Yi's current situation, estrus, Tantai Yi is in estrus!

Song Pu's goosebumps came out layer by layer, and the backyard began to phantom pain. He squeezed out a little smile and said, "How can a man and a man be a husband and wife? Your Majesty is the ninety-five lord, and the harem The lord must be able to empathize with the world, His Majesty must never make such jokes."

Tan Taiyi nodded, and said: "Gu has never heard of a man becoming a queen, but if Song Qing thinks, it's not that Gu can't allow you to be the queen. If this is the case, Song Qing will be lonely from top to bottom... ..."

When he said this, his eyes flickered with excitement, and he looked at Song Pu with a bit of fierceness, as if he wanted to take off his clothes.

Song Pu frantically brushed mmp in his heart, and his fingers tightly grasped the fabric on his knees, "Your Majesty was joking, and the minister was only joking just now, how dare the minister think about the second place."

In fact, before Tantai Yi said that he would accept him as a male concubine, Song Pu was frightened at the beginning, but he didn't take this matter seriously afterwards, because when Tantai Yi said this kind of thing, there was a "lonely" feeling all over his body. Without the integrity of "Xiao miss your body", generally speaking, if he is really gay, he would definitely want to take him to the bed, but Tantai Yi didn't have it, even if it was hand punching, it was an accidental thing.

It was precisely because of this that Song Pu felt relieved that he would share the bed with Tantai Yi again, but...but what's going on now?

A straight guy, so inexplicably... bent?

Song Pu really couldn't believe that Tantai Yi was so thorough, but this time he completely forgot the awkwardness before, at this moment, all he was thinking about was how to protect his chastity and dignity as a straight man.

Tan Taiyi stretched out his hand to hold Song Pu's fist, looked down, raised the corners of his lips, parted his fingers little by little, and then held them in his palm, "Song Qing can only rest assured if there is something she wants, Song Qing wants If you want a post, the court will definitely obstruct it, but I don’t care, I am the emperor, whoever I want to be the queen, I will make the queen, whoever dares to obstruct, I will let him go underground to meet the first emperor.”

He spoke very righteously, and when Song Pu heard this kind of words, he was half moved, only frightened, because Tan Taiyi continued, "But Song Qing is so petite, Gu is worried about how to have sex ? Does Song Qing know how to have intercourse? Where do I get in?"

Song Pu's face turned pale with fright, "I don't know, how can Your Majesty think about such a thing? It's fine if Nachen is a male concubine, how can Your Majesty want to have sex with a minister?"

Tantai Yi calmly said, "Why not? Could it be that Song Qing is unwilling?"

Song Pu felt that he was able to ask this kind of question, which is also very powerful. Normal people would not be willing. Which straight man is willing to have sex with a man?Even if he has a good face, there is no reason for a straight man to offer his backyard flower.

But according to his understanding of Tantai Yi, he felt that Tantai Yi was born lacking in this aspect, and his thinking was very jumpy, making it impossible for people to figure out what he was thinking, but Song Pu felt that he could still coax Coaxed, so he said: "Why does Your Majesty want to have sex with the minister?"

Tan Taiyi frowned slightly, then let go, and said happily: "If you let Gu have intercourse with others, Gu will not want to, even if those people dare to touch Gu at will, Gu will severely punish them, but Song Qing no the same."

He still remembered that he had a cold war with Song Qing before, so he didn't want to reveal that he wanted to get close to him.

Song Pu didn't let him go, and asked: "How is this minister different from them?"

Seeing that he was not forgiving, Tantai Yi withdrew his smile slightly, stared at him for a while, and then said: "Song Qing has a good mouth."

Song Pu thought that what he was talking about was that he could blow rainbow farts, but Tantai Yi was thinking, can men and men have intercourse only through this mouth?