I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu cracked, he couldn't believe that Tantai Yi dared to do such a thing.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Tantai Yi frowned slightly, and said: "You don't need to lie to Gu, it's enough for Song Qing to tell her true feelings."

Song Pu said in a hoarse voice, "What is your Majesty doing?"

Tan Taiyi said rightly: "Gu is studying with Song Qing. After the study is completed, Song Qing can go to bed."

Song Pu thought it was unreasonable, did the dog emperor think about it? ?

He was so nervous that his scalp was numb, he tried hard to swallow his saliva, moistened his throat, and then asked with difficulty: "Your Majesty has seen the picture of spring, how do you know how men behave?"

Tan Taiyi buried his face into his shoulder, sniffed the scent on his body, and said in a hoarse voice: "Gu just read the first twenty or so pages, and I feel hot all over. If I read all of them, I'm afraid I'm going to sleep last night." No more."

At this time, Tantai Yi's tone of voice to Song Pu was soft and sticky, although it was still pleasant to hear, it still made people get goosebumps unavoidably.

But Song Pu's eyes lit up when he heard it, and while Tantai Yi wasn't paying attention, he flipped through it very quickly.

This large booklet is as thick as a brick, and the court painter's pen and ink are indeed superb. A few simple lines can outline the sexy male body and the soft and beautiful boy's body, too.The emperor Zu had been fighting on the battlefield for decades, his body was naturally strong and his skin was a bit dark, while the male concubine was slender and fair-skinned. The artist vividly expressed both points, so that it was very visually impactful.

And from the first page, it was all foreplay. Taking advantage of Tantai Yi's inattention, Song Pu flipped through a few more pages. The most outrageous part in the front was the mouth, and the next few pages were also full of mouth. The real content is about half of the book, and it was only after flipping through it that Song Pu found out that such a thick book of spring pictures, if he flipped through it quickly, the characters in it might be able to move coherently.

In other words, this is not a simple book of spring pictures, it is an extremely time-consuming and labor-intensive g, v!

What the hell is going on with Tantai Yi's ancestors?How come there is this hobby of letting painters draw their own doi?Don't you feel ashamed?

Song Pu complained wildly in his heart, and suddenly felt a chill in his chest, and looked down, it was Tantai Yi who started to undress his clothes.

No, he can still do it!

Song Pu grabbed Tantai Yi's hand, tried his best to put on a relaxed expression, and said, "Your Majesty, it's already daylight, shall we get out of bed? Your Majesty hasn't had breakfast yet, why don't we eat first?"

Tantai Yi's soft voice became a little hoarse, "I'm not hungry."

His hand continued to make trouble, Song Pu squeezed his hand tightly, very hard, "Even if your majesty is not hungry, you have to eat well, and you can't treat your body badly."

Tan Taiyi stopped moving, and smiled slightly, "Song Qing is worried about Gu? Don't worry, Gu only moved his hand once last night, and there is no discomfort in his body. If Song Qing is worried, you can try it yourself."

Song Pu cracked repeatedly, "...Your Majesty, I will tell you the truth, in fact, I don't feel comfortable at all, even a little uncomfortable..."

Tan Taiyi stopped moving, "Why is Song Qing uncomfortable?"

Song Pu didn't know whether to continue to disobey him, but he only thought for a few seconds before he said, "Your Majesty is still a virgin?"

Tantai Yi paused for a moment, then said calmly: "Of course not, why does Song Qing ask this?"

Song Pu was shocked when he heard this, "Your Majesty is not a virgin?"

Tan Taiyi said noblely and coldly: "As the emperor, how can it be possible that he is still a human being at this age? Song Qing looks down on Gu too much."

Song Pu asked: "Then is your majesty the first time with a woman or a man?"

Tantai Yi stuck for a moment before saying: "Why do Song Qing have so many questions?"

Song Pu backed away from his embrace, and did not look directly at Tantai Yi's face, he only asked in a low voice: "If Your Majesty has done anything with a woman, I would like to ask if the woman is alive or dead?"

Tan Taiyi narrowed his eyes slightly, "What does Song Qing mean?"

Song Pu said: "Your Majesty is very powerful. With a body like yours, if your Majesty insists on ordering your minister to sleep, it will be more painful than executing him. If your majesty really treats your minister as a confidant, how can you just watch him die in the middle of the night?" On the dragon bed?"

Tantaiyi frowned when he heard this, he had been thinking about this question since yesterday, how did Song Qing's small lips behave, just looking at the erotic pictures handed down by his ancestors, the male concubine's lips were also the same as Song Qing's. The same petite, but still able to fit all.

Last year, he loved going to Dali Temple to observe his execution. He knew that people's potential was unlimited, but it seemed that they couldn't. After practicing for a few days, it was always possible, so he reluctantly accepted this kind of behavior.

But now Song Qing said that he would die on the bed, how could it be possible?

Tan Taiyi didn't believe it, but on his face he had already started to coax him without a teacher, "Song Qing's ability alone knows that such a thing as Song Qing said will never happen, Song Qing don't need to worry too much, if you don't believe me , try it now."

When Song Pu heard him say such words, he felt a kind of nameless anger. These words are no different from a scumbag coaxing his girlfriend to go without a condom. How to try?"

Tan Taiyi stretched out his hand, his fingers were still slender, it seemed that because of his high emotion, the temperature was hot, he put his finger on Song Pu's lips, pressed it lightly, and his moist fingertips sank Entering the corners of Song Pu's lips, he felt the warmth and softness in it. His golden eyes looked very bright, and he was a little eager to try, but his tone was reserved, without showing any anxiety, "If you want to come here, Song Qing may as well." Be more confident in yourself."

Song Pu: "..."

Song Pu finally felt how scary this dog was, and wanted to make him say it when he came up?Impossible, absolutely impossible, even if he looks like a fairy, and a straight man with strong bones like him, he won't talk about it for him!

Song Pu was a little annoyed, but he still remembered who Tantai Yi was, so he was able to stabilize his expression on the surface, and said: "If your majesty insists on doing this, why don't you let me go home, I... can't have sex with your majesty, If Your Majesty is really curious, you can try it with others."

When Tan Taiyi heard this kind of words, the eagerness in his eyes melted a little, "Gudu said that Song Qing can be made queen, which proves that Gu is serious, why did Song Qing refuse?"

What he said seemed to be given by him, so he shouldn't refuse, Song Pu took a breath, "Your Majesty is the Ninth Five-Year Lord, the emperor, and the king of the ministers, and the ministers are just reckless and have no Such great virtues are only your majesty's subjects, so why do you force your majesty to be a queen? Your majesty's move is unprecedented, and if it is spread out, people in the world will laugh at it."

Tantai Yi's whole body became cold all of a sudden, "Would you care about that? Or is it because Song Qing is afraid that she will be ridiculed?"

Speaking of this, his eyes became angry, "Song Qing is the kind of person who cares about other people's opinions?"

Seeing that he exploded like a firecracker, Song Pu felt helpless, "Will your Majesty kill people without being famous? Your Majesty is Your Majesty, and the gossip and gossip of the world will not affect His Majesty at all, but the minister is different. The minister has a family, and a family. The style of court is conservative, if your Majesty makes your minister a male concubine, or a queen, then your reputation will be ruined. At that time, your family will also be implicated, and the marriage of men and women will be greatly affected , if this is really the case, I really might as well apologize with death."

Tantai Yi listened to what he said, and the anger in his eyes went out, "If anyone dares to speak against you, I will pull out their tongues to make others like you." , as time goes by, no one will criticize Song Qing any more."

Song Pu asked: "How about the marriage between the men and women of the minister's family?"

Tan Taiyi frowned, "Song Qing just needs to tell Gu whether you are willing or not, and if you are willing, what about other people, what's the matter with Song Qing? Why should Song Qing care about them so much, as long as she is happy. "

Song Pu felt that Tantai Yi had no empathy more than once, and now, this feeling became more obvious, "...Your Majesty is like this, it is really better to let the minister die."

Tantai Yi saw that he was always talking about life and death, and felt very irritable, but now she still remembered the consequences of the quarrel with him earlier, so she resisted the urge to get angry and asked: "Then what does Song Qing want?"

Song Pudao: "Your Majesty wants to do these things to my minister without being fully prepared. From my point of view, it is very irresponsible. If Your Majesty treats me sincerely, I will naturally not let my minister suffer any grievances and shame."

As he spoke, he raised his eyelids and looked at Tantai Yi, hesitant to speak.

Tan Taiyi's eyes fell on his white and tender face, he endured it, and asked in a hoarse voice: "So how does Song Qing want to be alone?"

Song Pu got stuck, and when he was in a difficult situation, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, why don't you start going to court from today, as long as your majesty shows more majesty and demeanor than the late emperor in front of all civil and military officials, and becomes more respectable than the late emperor?" A wise emperor, His Majesty will make ministers as queens, and no one will say anything."

Tantai Yi faintly felt that something was wrong, but he didn't figure it out for a moment, he just frowned and said: "Song Qing's calculation is really good."

Song Pu showed a little smile on his face, held the big booklet in his hand, and said in a low voice: "If your majesty can do it, I will be willing to serve you in bed. Even if your majesty wants my mouth, I will do my best."

These words provoked Tantai Yi's nerves, "...Song Qing is serious?"

Song Pu said in a low voice: "The subject is naturally like your majesty, once you say a word, it's hard to follow."

But Tan Taiyi leaned back, and said coldly: "Song Qing said lightly, Gu is used to being lazy in the harem now, Song Qing wants Gu to go to the court to listen to those people's direct remonstrance, and make Gu unhappy?"

Song Pu asked: "Does Your Majesty really love your ministers so much that you want to make him a queen? If you really want to, can you show your majesty the demeanor of ruling the world? In the past, ministers could also be extremely proud to treat their family members as wise and wise as the late emperor." Your Majesty treats you wholeheartedly, and I am honored to serve you by Your Majesty's side. You will die without regret, and you will not be afraid of other people's gossip. You are just jealous of your Majesty."

Tantai Yi was a little dizzy by what he said at this time, "Song Qing is right."

Seeing that his expression was relaxed, Song Pu heard Tantai Yi say before he could breathe a sigh of relief: "Song Qing is ignorant, and he doesn't know that there are many hardships in court, so he sent Gu away with a few words, and Gu will be annoyed."

"..." Seeing that he was still a little awake, Song Pu couldn't help but tense up again, and then said after a pause, "In that case, let me explain it to His Majesty first."

After a long time, Tantai Yi said lazily, "Song Qing's craftsmanship seems to have deteriorated a lot."

Song Pu resisted the urge to grin his teeth, and said in a low voice: "...next time, I will work harder next time."

In the end, it was because Tantai Yi was no longer straight, and he felt distorted about it, which led to the plummeting of his skills.

He has no way to convince himself that this is just a trick used by straight men!

Because Song Pu was tired, he asked Tantai Yi for leave. Although Tantai Yi was reluctant, but after the incident, the man would be easier to talk to, so he agreed.

Before Song Pu left, he was still holding the big booklet in his hand, as if he was reluctant to let go, Tan Taiyi frowned, and said: "Since Song Qing is not feeling well, let's read it alone."

Song Pu said earnestly: "Your Majesty, can you lend me this spring picture, so that I can observe it carefully, so that I can serve Your Majesty in the same posture as the picture in the future."

When Tan Taiyi heard this, his golden eyes lit up, and he said reservedly: "Since Song Qing is so caring, I will lend it to you. You should study hard and try to be a good queen in the future."