I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu didn't sleep well that night. When he woke up in the middle of the night, he found himself hugged by Tantai Yi again.

Tan Taiyi was tall and tall, and his sleeping posture was very poor. He could roll from his bed to his bed, and then his limbs were wrapped around his body.

Originally, Zhuangzi was always cool and cool, but it became even colder at night, but Song Pusheng was woken up by the heat.

He looked at Tantai Yi's sleeping face speechlessly, but he didn't dare to push him away, he could only endure it, at best he tried his best to stretch out his feet from between Tantai Yi's legs, and put them outside the bed to cool off.

In this way, I was half asleep and half awake until the next morning.

After Tantaiyi woke up, he felt that his arms were full. When he lowered his head, he saw Song Qing's smooth and soft hair. He narrowed his eyes slightly, and moved his arms slightly. Before he woke up, he tightened his arms calmly and brought him into his arms again.

Feeling the fullness of flesh and skin, the corners of his lips were about to curl up, when he suddenly remembered what happened last night, and the corners of his lips slowly fell back down again.

Tantai Yi was unhappy, he was unhappy, naturally he couldn't be unhappy alone, so he pushed Song Pu away and sat up.

Song Pu sleeps well and sleeps soundly, usually he is not able to wake him up, but because the night was not so peaceful, he didn't sleep deeply, so Tantai Yi's action easily woke him up .

He rubbed his eyes, and saw Tantai Yi in a daze, "...Your Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi said coldly: "Song Qing can still sleep."

Song Pu was stunned for a while, and then sat up, pretending to be ignorant, and said, "Why did Your Majesty sleep on the bed of the minister?"

Now that the two of them have separated the bed clearly, no matter how thick-skinned they are, Tantai Yi can't say the same words as last time, Song Pu felt a little proud and just waited to see Tantai Yi's embarrassment, but in the end, He heard Tan Taiyi say in a reasonable tone: "I want to ask Song Qing why she rejected Gu last night. If Song Qing always says what he means, Gu will be bored."

Song Pu: "..."

The dog emperor didn't get angry at the time, but now he's turning up the old score?

Song Pudao: "When did the minister reject His Majesty with duplicity?"

Tan Taiyi snorted coldly, and said: "Song Qing is always clever, why was she so stupid last night? Gu said that she didn't want to sleep in the same bed, but you really dare to sleep alone?"

His logic sounded a bit confused, but Song Pu understood in his heart that Tantai Yi had always been supported by him, and when he didn't support him for a while, he felt uncomfortable, and lost his temper at him duplicity. In the end, Tantai Yi was annoyed.

The fact that he didn't have an attack last night was probably because Tantai Yi had arrogance and self-esteem higher than ordinary people.

Song Pu still couldn't make any mistakes in his attitude, he said respectfully: "I am indeed stupid, I just thought that Your Majesty is tired of me, so I didn't think much about it, I didn't expect that Your Majesty just said it casually."

Tantaiyi narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at him dangerously, "What is Song Qing's intention? Could it be that you are blaming Gu?"

Song Pu categorically denied, "How could I blame Your Majesty? Your Majesty is wise and powerful, and all the decisions are correct. How dare I influence you?"

Although it was still flattering, Tantai Yi felt that it sounded a bit wrong, and he was not stupid, he could feel the dissatisfaction in Song Qing's words by turning his head a little.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, and the aura around him suddenly dropped a few degrees.

Song Pu also sensed the turmoil hidden under Tantai Yi's calm surface. After all, relying on Tantai Yi for food, although he felt that he had some friendship, he didn't dare to shit on Tantai Yi's head, and immediately raised his business money again. Smiling, he said cautiously: "Is Your Majesty going to get up?"

Tantai Yi didn't speak.

Song Pu looked at him blankly, and noticed the ups and downs under Tantai Yi with sharp eyes, hesitated for a moment, and stretched out his hand to grab it.

Only at this time did Tantai Yi's expression change slightly, "What is Song Qing doing?"

Song Pudao: "The minister is serving His Majesty."

Tan Taiyi said firmly: "Song Qing has broken the solitary precept again and again, if it affects Gu's prayer, Gu will not be able to forgive you."

Song Pu immediately let go, "It's my minister Meng Lang, I'm guilty of this crime."

"..." Tantai Yi was annoyed, and he gritted his teeth again and said: "Song Qing's mind is so shaky, I really think Gu is what she says? If so, Gu has misunderstood Song Qing!"

Song Pu: "..."

For some reason, he wanted to laugh a little, but the anger from last night had completely dissipated by now, "...I understand, Your Majesty, please forgive me for your sincerity in wanting to relieve His Majesty's desire."

This kind of thing, after the first time, the second time is not so resistant.

Song Pu also asked Tantai Yi for ointment as a lubricant to relieve the pain caused by the constant friction of the palms.

In this way, Song Pu took a half-break, and it took two quarters of an hour to finish.

This time he was prepared. When he felt the vibration in his palm, he tilted his head away and avoided the monstrous wave.

It's just that the face was avoided, and the hair, ears and neck were a little stuck, Song Pu wiped it off, and smiled at Tantai Yi, "Your Majesty, are you feeling refreshed?"

Tantai Yi's chest heaved violently, and after listening to Song Pu's words, he forced himself to answer in a calm tone: "Song Qing is excellent in craftsmanship, but she often plays tricks on her own?"

As a big boy, Song Pu naturally did not shy away from this kind of question, "To tell you the truth, Your Majesty, there is no one else for this kind of thing, only you are familiar with it."

Tantai Yi didn't know what he had thought of, Wei Wei's blushing cheeks suddenly turned cold, and said in a cool tone: "I never thought that Song Qing is a scholar, of course he is proficient in this kind of strange skills .”

Why, you still look down on scholars?

Song Pu smiled slightly and said, "Your Majesty was joking, and I only understand this point. No matter how many ministers there are, I'm afraid I won't understand."

Tan Taiyi forced her to ask: "Song Qing is seventeen this year, have you ever met a woman in the past?"

Song Pu felt that this picture and scene were familiar, like the host who complained about his girlfriend in the gossip posts he used to visit, the first time he kissed, he was questioned by his girlfriend that he was not a virgin because of his proficient kissing skills, which caused a quarrel.

Once he had this sense of sight, Song Pu looked at Tantai Yi again, and his eyes became strange, "...Your Majesty just joked, this minister is as clean as His Majesty, he will only touch his future wife, how can he touch a woman casually?" .”

Tantai Yi was not happy when he heard this answer.

In fact, before he just thought of Song Qing marrying a wife, he found it unbearable. Now that he heard Song Qing say it, he felt a kind of nameless anger burning in his chest.

He sneered and said, "Then if Song Qing has a wife, will she touch her?"

When Song Pu heard this kind of question, he felt a little ridiculous, but he wasn't that stupid. He didn't know what he thought of, and looked at Tantai Yi with weird eyes, "Your Majesty isn't jealous, is he?"

"What do you mean by being jealous?"

Song Pu didn't know how to explain it. Because of the fear in his heart, he didn't dare to explain it clearly. He pretended to be confused and said: "I made a mistake. What I mean is that I haven't thought about getting married yet. Your Majesty doesn't know. Now I'm here with you ladies. In my eyes, it is the best choice, and for the time being, no girl is willing to marry me."

Tan Taiyi listened, but his brows eased a lot, "Why is this? Although Song Qing looks plain, but she is still lively and cute, why do those people still despise Song Qing?"

Song Pu Xindao, isn't it because of you?

Hearing him say that he looks mediocre, I can't help feeling a little annoyed, how is he so mediocre?In school, he is a handsome guy at the school grass level, okay?Many girls chased after him, but unfortunately he only wanted to get into a good university at the time, and he didn't have that thought at all, otherwise he would not be single long ago!

Of course, if the reference object is Tantai Yi, that's another matter.

"Your Majesty doesn't know. It's been rumored outside that His Majesty doesn't distinguish between black and white, and kills people for fun. The wives probably think that I won't live long, so they don't dare to marry the girl to me, lest I become a widow." Song Pu tentatively opened his mouth. , eyes fixed on Tantai Yi's face.

Now he dares to look at Tantai Yi's face, and because of this, he feels that Tantai Yi's face is really dazzling, and other people are completely incomparable. If compared with this face, he called it There is nothing wrong with being mediocre.

"It's nonsense!" Tan Taiyi looked genuinely annoyed, "No matter how boring Gu is, he would not deliberately punish Song Qing. If Gu really did this one day, it must be Song Qing who made Gu unbearable." Things."

Song Pu's face froze when he heard this, and he said in a low voice, "Your Majesty said that he would not punish ministers."

Tan Taiyi smiled slightly, and said softly to him: "Guzi keeps his word, as long as Song Qing doesn't annoy Gu, Gu will naturally hold Song Qing in his palm like pearls and jade."

There is still a prerequisite for not punishing him, Song Pu thought.

Then I heard Tantai Yi's soft voice: "Gu is still reasonable, those gossip women are disgusting, and they smear Yu Gu so much, can Song Qing remember the name? Gu should be punished carefully, lest they talk nonsense again! "

"..." Song Pu often felt speechless when facing Tantai Yi, and now he can really feel that Tantai Yi is really very selfish. Anyway, the truth always lies with him, and he can't be wrong. Once he saw his true face, Song Pu felt that he was deliberately indifferent before, as if he was moving his grave, so he couldn't help but soften his tone, "Your Majesty, don't be annoyed, I don't know who the wives are, I only know that the current high school Now, the minister has been reduced to the point where no one cares about him, but small families flock to him, and the minister's family doesn't like it, so the minister may not be able to become a family in a short time."

Tantai Yi was still annoyed, and then he suddenly realized, isn't this a good thing?If he didn't give him a marriage, he wouldn't even think about getting married. Of course, if he could directly enter the palace and occupy the title of male concubine, he would be able to get rid of future troubles forever.

His thought at the beginning was right, but it's hard to mention it now.

Tan Taiyi's anger dissipated, and he suddenly remembered something, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and said: "Gu Huan said that Song Qing's body is so weak that he can't raise the sun. I didn't expect Song Qing to regain his glory."