I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu froze, took a slight look, and it was indeed a branch, but he never paid attention to it. Hearing that Tantai Yi pointed it out first, he felt a bit ashamed in his heart, "...Your Majesty, don't worry about it. Let it go away on its own, the minister's body is not mature yet, it's better to keep Yuanyang."

Tantai Yi stared at it for a while, and Song Pu clamped his legs in shame, blocking his unreasonably embarrassing sight.

Tan Taiyi couldn't see his small tent, blinked his eyes slightly, and suddenly said: "Song Qing has helped Gu relieve himself a few times, and Gu should also be courteous."

Song Pu was shocked at the moment, when it comes to this, he can do it!

He shyly said: "Your Majesty really wants to...?"

He had put his hands on the waistband of his trousers, and was about to take off his trousers, but Tan Taiyi said: "It's just that Song Qing is ashamed to expose her body in front of Gu, and Gu doesn't force her. Gu will avoid it, Song Qing can solve it by herself. "

After finishing speaking, Tantai Yi smiled slightly at Song Pu, got out of bed and left.

Song Pu: "..."

Emperor Dog, do you think you are quite understanding?ah? ?

Song Pu was so angry that he punched the bed, and was hurt by his fists being bounced off the bed board. He clasped his fists and silently shed a few tears.

He didn't give himself a haircut, ten drops of blood for one drop of essence, if he relieved because of cb, then he might really be weak and weak as the dog emperor said, and he couldn't do what the dog emperor wanted!

He endured it for a while, and only got up from the bed after his little brother subsided by himself.

Tantai Yi didn't know where he was going at this time, but since he didn't call them, Song Pu and Chang Jiangming and others were free.

The Mountain Resort is backed by a majestic mountain. According to the steward, it is Wangyue Mountain. When the moon rises, it is on the top of the mountain. It is so close that it seems that you can pick the stars and the moon with your bare hands, hence the name.

There is a stream coming down from the mountain in Zhuangzi, which is very cool and clear, so Song Pu called Chang Jiangming and others to play in the water.

Chang Jiangming muttered, "You're not a kid anymore, what's so interesting about water."

Song Pu said, "Go and see if you can fish."

He borrowed Li Zongyi's sword, cut a piece of thin bamboo, then tied a thin thread, and then used an embroidery needle to burn red and twist it to make it into the shape of a hook.

Finally, a few earthworms were dug out under the fresh soil, one was cut in half and passed through the hook, and the remaining earthworms were put into bamboo tubes for later use.

Li Zongyi took back his sword and wiped it several times with the handkerchief with special care.

When Song Pu saw him, he remembered that Li Zongyi loved swords like his wife. When he saw that he was cutting earthworms with his sword, he didn't hit him. gone."

Li Zongyi shook his head, took back the handkerchief, and said, "It's nothing."

Chang Jiangming next to him had a look of embarrassment, "Apu, when did you learn this method?"

He even wanted to say that the thing was so disgusting that he dared to reach out and grab it?

Chang Jiangming spent a quarter of an hour thinking about when the little friend he was still familiar with turned into such a fearless and fearless look.

Chang Jiangming and the others felt an indescribable excitement until Song Pu caught a small fish with the length of an index finger out of the stream.

Not long after, the four of them lined up, all holding fishing rods, sitting on the bank to fish.

Fishing is a man's romance!

Song Pu's father is very fond of fishing. Even if it is windy and rainy, he will wear a bamboo hat to go fishing by the river. Even if he is caught in the rain and has a high fever, he will continue to go fishing the next day. I have scolded countless times, but I will not change it.

Now that Song Pu has grown up, he actually resembles his father more, and he has followed his father in terms of living habits and hobbies. Therefore, many times when the city gate catches fire and the fish in the pond are hit, he is also scolded by his mother incidentally. It's a chicken and a dog jumping.

The stream here is clear, and no one would come to catch these fish and shrimps, so they are very fat. Song Pu easily caught several fish that were as long as two fingers wide. For such a small stream, it can It is really rare to have such a plump fish.

He didn't stop until the fish to be caught had accumulated in a small pot. The fish and shrimps in spring and summer are very plump, but they can't be caught in one go, and sustainable development is required.

He doesn't eat wild game all the time, and it makes him uncomfortable when he smells it, but things like fish and shrimp are delicious at your fingertips, and they are fresh enough if you cook them casually.

He assigned a few people to get firewood, bamboo sticks, oil, salt and chili powder, etc.

Fortunately, there are things like chili powder and pepper powder in this world. Chili powder is used as a normal seasoning, but pepper powder is used for medicine, and it is easy to get it.

Afterwards, set up the stove, skewer the fish that had been disembowelled and cleaned with bamboo sticks, and stick them in the soil outside the stones.

Chang Jiangming and others watched this scene eagerly, "Apu, when can I eat?"

Song Pu said, "It's still early."

As he spoke, he sprinkled salt, pepper, and chili powder on the fish, turned the fish over one by one, and continued to roast.

Li Zongyi said deeply: "I can already smell the fragrance."

Xie Nuoyu sniffled, laughed, and said, "I smell it too."

Song Pu looked at it and said, "It's still early, please watch carefully, don't burn it."

Xie Nuoyu complied, and reached out to turn the fish over and continue roasting.

Song Pu clapped his hands and sat on the bank to soak his feet.

This stream flows down from the mountain, and it is very cool, and when I put my feet down, my heart is so cold and my heart is soaring.

Song Pu breathed a sigh of relief, and finally let out the depression that had been pent up in his heart for the past few days.

After soaking for a while, Chang Jiangming brought a fish over and said, "Apu, it seems to be roasted, try it."

Song Pu took the fish and asked, "Why don't you taste it? Are you afraid to eat it?"

Chang Jiangming said embarrassedly: "The fragrance is very fragrant, but I dare not eat it."

Song Pu snorted and said, "You don't trust me!"

After he finished speaking, he lowered his head and took a bite. This kind of small fish has no spines, and you can feel the plump fish meat mixed with chili powder and pepper on your tongue when you eat it.

"Delicious!" Song Pu boasted sincerely.

"Really delicious?" Chang Jiangming asked.

Song Pu said: "It's really delicious, can I lie to you?"

Chang Jiangming believed it, and hurried back to get a bunch of them and started to eat them. Seeing that Song Pu was about to eat them all, he came over to give Song Pu a few more skewers.

Song Pu said: "Don't finish eating, I will send some fish to His Majesty."

Chang Jiangming was startled when he heard this, and said: "We can eat this kind of rough food, why give it back to His Majesty? If you have a bad stomach..."

He shivered for a while, not daring to think about the consequences.

Song Pu said: "I think His Majesty's body is stronger than ours. If you eat it, it will be fine, and His Majesty will not have any problems after eating it."

"..." Chang Jiangming smiled, "Are you testing our feelings for poison?"

Song Pu denied, "How is it possible? Whether you try the poison or not, you can eat it. Just practice your hands and see if it tastes good."

Chang Jiangming suddenly fixed his eyes and looked at Song Pulai from left to right.

Song Pu felt that his eyes were not right, so he turned his head and glanced at him, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Chang Jiangming coughed a few times falsely, and asked: "The timing was wrong before, and I forgot to ask you. Are you really sharing the same bed with His Majesty?"

Song Pu said calmly: "Yes, Your Majesty has to listen to my speech book at night, so he just slept together."

Chang Jiangming said: "I think so, although His Majesty has no concubine, there have always been bad rumors, but, if those rumors are true, I don't think His Majesty will do anything to Brother Yonghe's face. "

Song Pu tried his best to recall Shen Yonghe's appearance. After all, it was not his brain, so it was difficult to recall. He could only recall the impression that "Shen Yonghe looks very good-looking".

Chang Jiangming said that Song Pu became more and more curious.

With a serious expression on his face, he asked in a low voice, "Tell me, brother Yonghe or me, who is the prettiest?"

Chang Jiangming was taken aback, and said euphemistically: "You all have their own characteristics...Brother Yonghe is the kind of person who surprises people at first glance, and you, Apu, seem to be the kind of person that adults will praise. "

He also said: "I hope His Majesty likes men, if that's the case, I don't have to be so worried."

Song Pu:?

Song Pu was amused by him, "You mean, if Your Majesty likes men, you won't be afraid?"

Chang Jiangming said straightforwardly: "If Your Majesty likes men, he will definitely feel sorry for us, right?"

Song Pu was amused by him and chuckled, "Young man, your idea is very dangerous."

Seeing him laughing all the time, Chang Jiangming was annoyed, "I'm serious, what are you laughing at?"

Song Pu finished laughing, and wanted to tell Chang Jiangming that Emperor Dog's words were super big, but he didn't dare to say such words, but when the words came to his lips, his heart skipped a beat, and he swallowed them whole again.

How could a real straight man know how men and men do things, especially Liang Guo's conservative style, if he said something like this, it would be 100% suspicious!

He hissed for a while, thankful that he received the message in time, and changed his words: "I just think that you should be thankful that His Majesty doesn't like men, otherwise you are not a courtier now, but a male concubine in His Majesty's harem."

Chang Jiangming really imagined it for a while, but in the end he was still terrified by the scene of facing Tantai Yi day and night, "No, no, I can't."

Song Pu was amused by him, he sometimes felt that he was stupid enough, and it turned out that Chang Jiangming was also a fool.

Song Pu didn't know what he thought of, he paused again, he wiped his wet feet, put on his shoes, washed his hands again, sat back and ate all the fish skewers, not saving for Tantai Yi.

Chang Jiangming didn't ask much, it doesn't matter if they eat this vulgar thing by themselves, if they really want to give it to the emperor, it's them who will suffer if they eat it badly, it's better to have one less thing or one less thing.

After eating the grilled fish, everyone was sweating all over, Song Pu suggested, "Why don't you take a bath here?"

Li Zongyi thought a lot, and his first reaction was to refuse, but Chang Jiangming agreed before him, "Wash! I'm sweating all over, I'm so hot."

After all, take the lead in undressing.

Li Zongyi and Xie Nuoyu had no choice but to start undressing.

Song Pu looked at them mischievously, and sure enough, seeing that they refused to take off their pants, he coaxed: "Why don't you take off your pants? You have to take off all your pants when you take a shower. They are all men. If you look coy, take them off." Come on, save yourself the trouble of wearing wet pants back, look, I’ve already taken them off!”

After he finished speaking, he took the lead and took off his obscene pants, and it was really all over.

Encouraged by him, several people took off their pants in a daze.

Song Pu glanced at it and was instantly satisfied.

Sure enough, he is still the top good Jill, the damn dog emperor, why should he be compared with him, he is at a normal level!

Before he was relieved for a few seconds, Tantai Yi's cool voice came from behind, "In broad daylight, Song Qing is really in a good mood."