I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu's just squeezed smile froze immediately, he opened his eyes wide in disbelief, looking at Tantai Yi who was still complacent, he couldn't believe that he said such words so casually.

All of a sudden, Song Pu felt that the eyes around him were not quite right, his chest heaved violently a few times, and a flush of shame and anger appeared on his face, "...Your Majesty just joked, the minister is just with His Majesty. It’s all about sleeping on the couch, and the term “serving the bed” should never be applied to a minister.”

Tan Taiyi said: "It's all the same, the reward for me alone is Song Qing, Song Qing shouldn't care about it?"

Song Pu: "..."

He cared, cared so much! !

He was really angry. Originally, the dog emperor had a lot of gossip, and he didn't shy away from others when he said such things. He actually said in front of Chang Jiangming and the others that he didn't want to lose face! ?

The atmosphere of the Liang Dynasty can be regarded as conservative. Although there are some noble families who raise children as prostitutes, they never dare to show it in the open. What's more, the two of them have only slept in the same bed for a few times, but there is no such thing as an ordinary relationship between a man and a man. !Originally, I wanted to hide this point, for fear of spreading rumors that the Sitting Dog Emperor is really a manly man, but he turned out to be fine, acting coquettishly and touchingly, and discrediting himself!

Song Pu was so angry that his ears turned red, and he didn't know what to say.

Tantaiyi also noticed the change in his expression, he paused for a moment, his eyes showed a trace of confusion, but it was only for a moment, as if he had realized something, he frowned slightly, and said in a displeased way: "Song Qing is not alone Concubine, of course you can't use the word "servant bed," it's just a misnomer."

Cao Xi whispered next to him: "If your majesty wants to find someone to sleep with, why not go back to the palace and make a concubine, it will also fill the harem."

Tantaiyi gave him a cold look, and said: "Gu worships the Buddha and respects the Buddha. The concubine has nothing else to do but make Gu break the precept and worry Gu. If Eunuch Cao is so worried about Gu, he should call Gu annoyed."

Cao Xi tremblingly said: "It's a slip of the tongue, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

In a few words, he exposed the mistake of getting carried away just now.

Chang Jiangming and the others also breathed a sigh of relief. They were all taken aback when they heard what the emperor said just now. Because of conservative customs, they suspected that they had heard wrong for a while. Fortunately, it was not what they thought.

After hearing Tantai Yi's remedial words, Song Pu went to see Chang Jiangming and the others, and his expressions were no different, so he was relieved.

After the dinner, Song Puben wanted to explain to Chang Jiangming and the others again, but he felt that it was unnecessary, the more he explained, the more suspicious he would be, so it was better not to say anything.

Back in his room, Lantern graciously ran over to pour him hot water, and asked in a low voice, "Master, the wall has collapsed, won't the Emperor ask someone to repair it? Or change the house?"

The lantern sleeps in the outer room, covered by a small door, and the sound insulation effect is good. I guess I didn't hear Tantai Yi hitting the wall, and I really believed his nonsense. Song Pu smiled slightly and said: "No need, left and right are different get in the way."

Lantern muttered: "How can it be okay, the emperor will sleep next to us."

Only when the wall fell down did he realize that his young master's bed and the emperor's bed were leaning together.

Song Pu suddenly felt a little guilty, "...It's not in the way anyway, so don't hide."

Seeing that his tone became serious, Lantern really didn't say anything else. He helped him get the dirty clothes, hung the new clothes on the screen, and went out.

After taking a bath and getting dressed, Song Pu returned to his own bed. Although Tantai Yi said that he wanted to sleep together, it was more convenient to go back to his own room, so he didn't go out.

He lay down on his own bed, and just after covering the quilt, Tantai Yi came over.

The wall in the middle was gone, and the beds of the two were close together. Tantai Yi sat on his own bed and turned to look at him, "Why doesn't Song Qing come to sleep?"

After hearing his words, Song Pu grabbed the quilt and rolled onto Tantai Yi's bed.

Tantaiyi looked down at him, laughed, and said: "Song Qing looks like a caterpillar."

Under the radiance of the candlelight, Tantai Yi's face looked more beautiful and flawless, and because of the posture, the edges and corners of the cheeks were slightly blurred, making it look much softer, and on the contrary, there was a kind of indistinguishable charm .

He really has a beautiful face that is as dazzling as the sun.

Song Pu would often think that if he was born in modern times, let alone his stinky personality, with just this face, he would definitely be able to win a lot of fans when he became a star.

As soon as he thought about it, he lost his mind, the smile on the corner of Tantai Yi's mouth melted a little, and he said contemptuously: "Could it be that Song Qing is angry at being lonely?"

Song Pu came back to his senses, and replied subconsciously: "Your Majesty misunderstood, how can I be angry with Your Majesty?"

But Tan Taiyi felt that he was perfunctory, and snorted coldly: "If Song Qing is not angry, why didn't she say a word tonight?"

"..." Song Pu said: "Your Majesty is worrying too much, the subject is just distracted by other things."

Tan Taiyi forced her to ask: "What is Song Qing thinking? How could she even ignore Gu?"

There was a hint of danger in his tone, and those golden eyes were fixed on Song Pu's face, trying to see something strange.

Song Pu was irritated by him for a few seconds, but he didn't show it on his face, he just said honestly: "I was just distracted by looking at His Majesty's face. I just thought in my heart that Your Majesty is really the most beautiful person I have ever seen since I was born." A good-looking man, I even feel that the most beautiful woman in the world today is probably not as good-looking as His Majesty. Your Majesty's face is better than all men and women in the world. It is as dazzling as the scorching sun, and it is impossible to look directly at it. If more people can see it , I am afraid that His Majesty's beauty and reputation will last forever."

But Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing has no experience. The appearance of the first emperor and orphan mother is superior to that of the orphan. If Song Qing had seen it, she would definitely not think so."

It is said that Tantai Yi is proud and arrogant, but now he is humbled.

Song Pu felt a little surprised, but when he heard that the late emperor and the emperor's biological mother were shocked, he didn't dare to ask further questions, but said: "I only see your majesty, so naturally I only think that your majesty is peerless. I am afraid that there will only be one in a thousand years who can match your majesty. No, I'm afraid it will take ten thousand years to do it once, but I really think that Your Majesty is a god and a real dragon who came down to earth, otherwise how could mortals be so powerful?"

After being boasted by him, Tan Taiyi forgot about the tit-for-tat confrontation just now, the corners of his lips immediately turned up, and his tone was sweet and soft, and said: "Song Qing's mouth can really say, lonely love."

He lowered his eyes to look at Song Pu's fair little face sunk in the quilt, his body was itchy like a few ants had been knocked down by someone.

Seeing that his tone became softer, Song Pu felt a little more at ease. He was about to say that His Majesty should rest when Tan Taiyi said in a slightly hoarse voice: "However, I would like to ask Song Qing if she is not I would like to sleep with the lonely quilt, but I came wrapped in another quilt."

Song Pu was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "Your Majesty's dragon body is extremely hot, and the subject is sweating profusely when he gets close to it. It's really dirty. If it gets on His Majesty, it's not good."

Tan Taiyi lowered his body, approached Song Pu, sniffed his neck, and said, "Song Qing took a bath?"

Song Pu felt that he was approaching, and he was a little cautious. Seeing that his head was close to him, and his warm breath was sprayed on his sensitive ear skin, he couldn't help but become more nervous, and his voice became tense, "... ... After washing, I will sleep with His Majesty, so I will clean it up naturally, so as not to offend Your Majesty."

Tantaiyi sniffed this breath, which was comparable to top-grade tranquilizing incense, and his tense mind relaxed. He didn't know why Song Qing's breath smelled so good.

He paused suspiciously for a while, and then said: "The smell of saponins, and the smell of Song Qing."

After finishing speaking, he backed away a little, and lay down as well. In this way, he was immersed in Song Qing's unique breath, "I don't care if Song Qing is sweating... the left and right people also think it smells good, but Song Qing If you care so much, feel free to do so.”

Song Pu said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your tolerance."

After he finished speaking, he didn't speak any more. Tantai Yi waited for a while, but couldn't get used to the strange quiet atmosphere.

He held back for a while, but he didn't hold back after all, and said, "Song Qing has nothing to say to Gu?"

"Your Majesty would like to hear what you have to say?"

Tantai Yi became displeased, and said indifferently: "Song Qing used to keep her mouth shut, but now she still wants to remind her?"

In the past, Song Pu always took the initiative to talk to Tantai Yi first, but today he was too frightened, which made him feel a little bit resentful towards him, but after all, the emperor, he couldn't shake his face. After thinking for a few seconds, he said: "How about I continue to tell His Majesty about Fighting the Sky?"

Tantai Yi paused for a moment, then said in a calm tone: "I don't want to hear about Fighting the Sky today."

Song Pra pulled the quilt and asked softly: "...What does Your Majesty want to hear?"

Tan Taiyi vaguely felt a sense of disobedience from Song Qing, but he couldn't grasp that thread of thoughts, so he was irritable alone, and his tone became cold, "Gu is not unreasonable, Song Qing is tired, let's rest .”

Song Pu said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compassion."

Tantai Yi: "..."

He turned his head to look at Song Pu, he actually closed his eyes at this moment, he was really going to sleep.

Tan Taiyi was agitated in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, "Song Qing fell asleep?"

"Return to Your Majesty, the subject is not asleep yet." Song Pu said softly.

Tantai Yi endured it, but in the end he couldn't, and said: "Song Qing goes back to sleep, I don't want to sleep with Song Qing today."

Song Pu opened his eyes, turned his head to look at him, and said in a low voice: "I offended His Majesty, I will go back to sleep immediately."

After all, he really got up, knelt down on the bed, and wanted to crawl towards his own bed. After a while, he lay back on his own bed, tucking the corners of the quilt well, with his hands folded on his abdomen, in a well-behaved and stable sleeping position , before closing his eyes to sleep, he turned his head to look at Tantai Yi, smiled very sweetly and innocently, and said softly: "I'm going to bed first, Your Majesty will also rest earlier."

Tantai Yi: "..."

He laughed angrily, squeezed his fingers, and actually crushed the edge of the bed.