I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

In the early morning of the next day, Song Pu woke up, and Tan Taiyi was no longer around him. He was still a little dazed lying on the bed, but as time passed, his mind slowly cleared up, and he remembered everything that happened last night.

Song Pu let out a sticky moan from his throat, raised his back and covered his face, what's the matter?

He slowed down for a while, sat up, turned his head and saw the wall next to him, which was demolished at some point.

Song Pu: "..."

Today's emperor is really vigorous and resolute, and he will do what he says, what kind of room is there, he can simply sleep in the same bed.

He didn't need to go back to his room to get clothes to wear, he just rolled from Tantai Yi's bed to his own bed, and then got out of bed and went to the screen to get clothes to put on.

After he got dressed, he saw the lantern watching him with a water basin in his hand. He forced a smile on his face and said, "What are you looking at me for?"

Lantern's eyes kept drifting behind him, "Master, this wall...?"

Song Pu: "The wall itself collapsed."

lantern:"……"

He put down the basin, took out Song Pu's usual toothbrush and other things, handed them to him, and said, "Young master got up late, the emperor and other young masters went hunting in the woods, young master must hurry up, maybe you can still get up." Catch them."

After one night, it should also have the effect of Tantai Yi's ointment, Song Pu's palms healed a lot, but there was still some old pain, he recalled it, and felt that he had actually lost money.

But he would never dare to ask Tantai Yi to help him, such and such, what kind of mutual help, it is clear that he is helping the poor unilaterally!

Song Pu sighed, washed up carefully, and didn't bother to watch them hunt, so he played with Tofu for a while.

Tofu has grown up a lot by now, and his whole body has become solid and round. It is said that it is timid, but it is not. When it was in the Song Mansion, it often ran out, and an apricot tree in the yard became its prison escape. Fortunately, after that incident, the entire Song Mansion took it seriously, and when they saw it, they would send someone to tell Mother Song, and Mother Song would take it back.

It is said to be bold, but now it is in a new environment, and it is also afraid. At most, it crawls under the threshold and stretches its neck to look around, not daring to take a step out of the door.

Somp held it in his arms, stretched out his hand to pinch its meat pad, it was always well-behaved, and let him be wasted, even stretched out his hand to hook his neck when he buried his face in its stomach and sucked fiercely, Really gentle as water.

Song Pu likes the cat smell on the tofu very much, it doesn't smell bad, and it's not the aroma of spices that people dyed it, but the smell of his own. When he smells it, he feels that the pressure in his heart has been greatly released. It also became more soothing.

Sucking cats every day is a compulsory course for Song Pu, and only in this way can he start a new day full of energy.

After he smoked the cat and had breakfast, Tantai Yi and others came back.

This time it was obviously a bumper harvest, and Tantaiyi's guards came back carrying their prey. Song Pu saw that they were all small animals, including hares, deer, and pheasants with colorful feathers.

Chang Jiangming and the others also held a few hares in their hands. When they saw Song Pu, they said, "Apu, why are you getting more and more slack, and you only get up after three poles in the day."

Song Pu's embarrassing gaze drifted away for a while, and he changed the subject and asked, "You all did this?"

Chang Jiangming was a little proud, "Naturally, there are a lot of living things in this mountain, so it's easy to kill one or two. I heard from the people in the village that there are tigers, but luckily I didn't meet them."

Tantaiyi paced over and gave Chang Jiangming a cool look, and Chang Jiangming stopped immediately.

Tan Taiyi smiled slightly at Song Pu, and said softly, "How is Song Qing resting?"

Song Pu replied: "Thank you for your concern. I rested very well. It's just that I got up late and didn't catch up with my majesty to go hunting. It's my fault. Please forgive me."

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing is tired, so she should get up late, how can Gu blame you."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the prey that Chang Jiangming and the others were carrying in their hands, and his brows were slightly raised, feeling a little displeased, but it didn't show on his face, and he only said in a low voice: "Gu has hunted a lot of prey today, Song Qing can go and choose, if anyone likes it, I will give it to Song Qing."

The prey he hunted was much more than Chang Jiangming's.

Song Pu laughed and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness."

Having said that, he didn't mean to see what kind of prey Tantai Yi had shot, after all, he was not interested in the meat of wild animals.

Not only is he not interested, even Tantai Yi and the others are actually not interested. They are all aristocrats who are used to fine food, and their tongues are very delicate. The meat of these wild animals is fishy and embarrassing. Those who go down, so they only hunt for hunting, throw all the prey to the steward, and ignore it.

At noon, Song Pu received a letter from the Song Mansion. He took it in his hand and saw that it was a letter written by Song's mother, asking him how he was used to living outside, and then babbled about some trivial things, which can be seen How nervous about him.

Song Pu took the pen and paper, replied the letter, asked the lantern to be sent back, and then sat on the chair in a daze.

Although this Zhuangzi is cool, he is indeed boring, not as interesting as Yanjing, he only stayed for two days, and he couldn't stay longer.

But Tantai Yi seemed to enjoy it, went hunting in the morning, and continued to listen to Song Pu's speech in the afternoon.

It was only then that Song Pu realized that Chang Jiangming and the others were at most just a company to play with, but he didn't know when he developed into Tantai Yi's company to eat, play with, accompany, and sleep with, and he was truly a three-companion worthy of the name.

Being tired is naturally tiring, he can only look forward to going back to Tantai Yi's warehouse to pick out two treasures.

Not to mention that it was as big as the palm-sized sapphire of Tantai Yi, at least it had to be better than the one on his neck.

After all, it's his salary, his bonus, his benefits, he won't be polite to Tantai Yi!

Thinking of this, with anticipation in his heart, Song Pu's mood became lively.

Song Pu's speech did not end today's story until his throat became hoarse.

Tan Taiyi handed him a cup of tea, his eyes were shining golden, obviously emotional, "Song Qing can't keep telling Gu Gu about this story, why not write it down, and Gu can read it by himself."

Song Pu had just drank a few sips of tea, and when he heard his words, he almost spit out the tea. If he wrote it down, he would have to write it down in the Year of the Monkey. I'm afraid I've already lost interest."

Tan Taiyi frowned, "Didn't Song Qing say that it will end soon? How can it take more than ten years to write?"

Before Song Pu could reply, he went on to say, "Forget it, let's talk about it, Song Qing. Zuo Gu also likes to listen to Song Qing's talk. If you let Gu read it by himself, it would be boring."

Song Pu heaved a sigh of relief, and slowly drank the tea in his hand, moistening his hoarse and dry throat.

The moonlight was very bright and round that night. When Song Pu saw the moon, he remembered that it was already June No. 15, and he had been in this world for three months.

In fact, there were many entertainment activities in ancient times. There was a game called Touhu. When Tantaiyi invited them to dinner, he sent Cao Xi to bring a special pot for Touhu.

This pot is as high as a person's knee, and the mouth of the pot has two ears, both of which are as small as a child's fist. The very thin mouth makes it very difficult to throw it in.

Tan Taiyi seemed to be very interested at this time, and said to the crowd with a smile: "Today, I will invite everyone to play throwing pots. For the time being, the distance is two feet. If you hit three consecutive arrows at the mouth of the pot, you will be rewarded."

He seldom said such things, and he rarely played such entertaining games with them. Li Zongyi and the others were a bit reserved and couldn't let go, but Song Pu asked in a low voice: "Then what if you miss the shot?" Woolen cloth?"

Tantai Yi glanced at him, really thought about it, and said with a smile: "If you miss three arrows in a row, you will be punished."

Although he was smiling, the smile at this time was actually a kind of superficial smile, which made the backs of several people feel cold.

Li Zongyi said: "The minister will come first."

He is superb in martial arts, but only in swordsmanship. At the beginning, he couldn't get used to the game of throwing pots, which is a game that pays attention to precision and skill. He shot three arrows and only hit two arrows, but failed to get a full hit. But already good.

The second Chang Jiangming held the arrow timidly and stood beyond the red line. He was stared at by many people. His face was flushed and he was extremely nervous. Two arrows went down, but both missed, and both hit the mouth of the pot and fell on the ground land.

Tan Taiyi said in a cold tone: "Gu only now realizes that Chang Qing can't do anything, but he has the biggest appetite for food."

Chang Jiangming's face turned pale, and the circles of his eyes were red. Being interrupted by Tantai Yi, the third arrow naturally missed. He flinched from playing the game of throwing pots, but he knelt down very quickly, "The minister is useless, Please punish me, Your Majesty."

Song Pu sat close to Tantai Yi, turned his head and smiled flatteringly at Tantai Yi, saying: "Since it's a banquet, why don't you punish him for drinking, what do you think, Your Majesty?"

Tan Taiyi smiled slightly and said: "Gu Ben intends to punish him for drinking, what's Song Qing worrying about, do you think Gu will punish him?"

Song Pu was a little surprised, and the smile on his face became more sincere, "Your Majesty is kind."

The people present couldn't believe it, Tantai Yi really only punished people to drink, but after Chang Jiangming drank the wine that Tantai Yi had brought over and let him go, they also believed it.

In the end it was Song Pu's turn to play throwing pots. He was worse than Li Zongyi and only hit one arrow.

Tan Taiyi smiled lightly and said: "Song Qing is good at riding and shooting, but she often misses throwing pots. Gu Zhen is an eye-opener."

Give me some face, at least it's not the bottom.

Song Pu slandered in his heart, and his face was ashamed, "It's because I'm not good at learning, which made His Majesty laugh at me."

Tantaiyi stood up, picked up the arrow that Cao Xi handed over, and lightly raised his arm, the long arrow was thrown into the mouth of the pot in the center with a sound of "咻", the movement of his hand did not stop, after a while Tantaiyi threw all three arrows into the mouth of the pot.

He hooked the corners of his lips, his whole body was filled with joy, his golden eyes looked at Song Pu lightly, and said: "It seems that Gu Yuan is better than Song Qing."

Song Pu felt that his expression was so mean, and wanted to hit him, but he couldn't. He tried his best to smile and said, "How can I compare with Your Majesty? If I have to compare, I will naturally be far inferior to Your Majesty."

Tantai Yi said: "It seems that Gu's reward can only be received by Gu."

Song Puben didn't intend to ask Tantai Yi what the reward was, but Tantai Yi was obviously overjoyed, and said directly in front of the crowd: "In that case, Song Qing will continue to serve the bed tonight."