I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu: "..."

He is finally sure now that Tantai Yi should still care about the morning's affairs. What he cares about is probably because he was the first o, and he didn't.

Tantai Yi was originally this kind of person, even in front of his courtiers, it wasn't a big problem, even if he used his courtier's legs, it was fine.

As a subject, Song Pu did not appear in that morning state today, and did not keep pace with him. From Tantai Yi's point of view, it was a sign of his weakness and poor health.

Song Pu had no choice but to say: "Your Majesty cares about my body. It is a blessing I have cultivated in ten lifetimes. How dare I shirk it? It's just that I really don't like tonic soup made from wild animals. I will get sick once I eat it. Unspeakable difficulties, so I can only live up to His Majesty's kindness."

Hearing what he said, Tantai Yi's expression became better, "Song Qing will get sick from eating wild animals?"

Song Pu said: "To tell the truth, Your Majesty, I really shouldn't eat food that nourishes Qi and blood too much."

After Tan Taiyi heard this, a trace of pity flashed across his eyes, and he said: "Since this is the case, it's no wonder Song Qing is so delicate."

Song Pu: Ah bah!You are delicate!

Tantai Yi said: "That's all."

After thinking for a while, he said again: "Since I came to the Hundred Beasts Garden, I can't return empty-handed. If Song Qing has a beast that he likes, he can ask for it."

Song Pudao: "Your Majesty is benevolent, I don't want much."

When Tan Taiyi came out of the Tiger Garden, his voice became lazy, "Song Qing is really hard to please, since that's the case, let's go back to the palace."

After saying that, he wanted to go back, but in the middle of the journey, Song Pu caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye, and couldn't help but let out an "ah" in his throat.

Tantai Yi looked back, and saw that his face was flushed and his eyes were full of excitement, "...Song Qing?"

Song Pu swallowed his saliva, pointed to a park not far away, and asked, "Your Majesty, that black and white thing, which I fall in love with at first sight, can I reward you?"

Tan Taiyi followed his fingers and looked over, with a hint of surprise in his eyes, "Does Song Qing know what this is?"

Song Pu screamed in his heart, how could it be impossible for him to know what it was, then it was a national treasure giant panda! ! !giant panda! !Giant panda ah ah ah ah!

Song Pu was going crazy, he tried his best to suppress the ecstasy, pretended to be innocent and innocent and said: "I only see him white and fat, very cute, I really like him so much, I wonder if your majesty can bear the pain to part with him and give it to me ?”

Tan Taiyi said: "This thing is extremely fierce, it can compete with the king of leopards and tigers, if Song Qing wants to raise him, he may be backlashed."

Song Pusheng was afraid that he would refuse, so he hurriedly said: "This thing is so cute, how can it be so fierce?"

Tan Taiyi narrowed his eyes and said: "Song Qing won't listen to Gu's words, so be careful to cry and complain in the future."

Even so, seeing that his eyes couldn't get back from the black and white object at all, he felt a little unhappy. He had never seen Song Qing so excited and happy.

But after all, Chen Chen offended him, as the emperor, he should give him some compensation, if he really likes it, it doesn't matter to send him off.

Thinking of this, Tantai Yi said: "The big one is too fierce, I can just catch a cub and give it to Song Qing."

However, this sentence made Song Pu come back to his senses. Giant pandas have always been difficult to raise. Since the Beast Garden can raise it well, it means that they also know how to raise it. Didn't it kill its life in vain?

Thinking of this, Song Pu suddenly calmed down, "...Thank you for your majesty's long grace, but after thinking about it, I thought that this thing would be safe and sound in your majesty's beast garden. If you are brought back by your majesty, I'm afraid I'll wrong it, and your majesty will take care of it." The minister is talking nonsense, never said such a thing."

Tan Taiyi smiled, "Since Song Qing likes it, Gu naturally wants to satisfy Song Qing, but it's just a beast. As many as Song Qing wants, Gu can satisfy you."

After all, he really sent someone to hug the giant panda cub.

Song Pu hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, Your Majesty, I don't want it now, I really like it, I think it is a rare and lovely thing in the world, just because I love it, I am more willing to let it go, let it be free in the Garden of Beasts Comfortable. If the follower returns to the Song Mansion, the territory of the mansion is too small, it is too wronged, and it has both parents, I can't bear to separate it from its parents, and prefer it to stay with their parents to share the family happiness."

Tantai Yi's eyes flickered, he lost his voice for a moment, and after a while he said slowly: "Song Qing is so open-minded, I'm really surprised."

Everyone can see that Tantai Yi's mood is not right at this time, Song Pu can also see it naturally, recalling what he said just now, he never felt that there was anything wrong with what he said, seeing Tantai Yi like this, he couldn't help feeling a little uneasy.

Tan Taiyi suddenly smiled, and said: "Song Qing doesn't want it anymore, so forget it, if Song Qing changes her mind in the future, she can ask Gu for it again."

Song Pu was naturally grateful and said: "Thank you Your Majesty for your favor, I will remember it in my heart, and I will never forget it."

Coming out of the Hundred Beasts Garden, a young eunuch hurried over, saw Tantai Yi, knelt down hastily, and tremblingly said to Tantai Yi: "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager has an invitation."

Tan Taiyi's expression was gloomy, and he quickly walked past the little eunuch as if nothing had happened.

Song Pu and the others also followed, and after walking a distance, he looked back, the little eunuch was still kneeling there.

When returning home that day, Chang Jiangming lowered his voice and said in Song Pu's ear: "The relationship between your Majesty and the present empress dowager is very tense. You were still sick in bed before, and you have never seen your majesty get angry. If the empress dowager wants to see him, you must do so." Come see me in person."

Song Pu understood as soon as he heard it, Tantai Yi clearly meant that if the Empress Dowager wanted to see him, she would come to see him in person, and with her honor, it was absolutely impossible for her to invite the emperor.

If this matter gets out, Tantai Yi's spine may be poked to death again.

In fact, Song Pu is curious about the affairs in the palace, but in this situation, it is obvious that the less he knows, the better. He can only listen as little as possible and do more. Therefore, he said to Chang Jiangming: "In the future Don't mention this kind of thing, if it gets out and His Majesty knows, I'm afraid I'll take you for questioning."

Chang Jiangming covered his mouth, and said sullenly: "I won't say it, I just tell Apu, and Apu don't say it."

Song Pu said: "Of course I won't say it, I'm the strictest."

The days after that became more and more difficult. Even though Songpu’s courtyard is surrounded by a bamboo forest and the breeze blows, it is cool and refreshing, but it is still too hot for Songpu. In this day and age, there are no fans. , There is no air conditioner, and the way to cool down the heat, in addition to artificial shaking fans, there are also ice cubes to cool off the heat.

Because of his major, Song Pu knows how to make ice cubes, as long as he uses saltpeter to make ice.At this time, no one knew this, and the most simple method was to collect ice in winter, store it in the ice cellar, and then use it in summer.The Duke's Mansion also has an ice cellar, but there are not many ice cubes in storage. After all, ice harvesting now requires qualifications, so you can't collect too much, and there are many people in the Duke's Mansion, so the ice cubes that Song Pu can use every day are only a small basin. .

It's just a small pot, it's really not enough, not to mention that Song Pu is greedy, and he has to use more than half of the ice cubes to make ice juice to drink, otherwise it's a colorful smoothie, which is so refreshing to eat. Tianling Gai will explode.

After thinking about it, he secretly asked Song Lingyun to help him find saltpeter. Now that saltpeter is called Qiangshuang at this time, it is not so rare, so Song Lingyun found a small bag for him, and put it in two iron basins. The water is superimposed, and then the saltpeter is placed in the large basin. Because the saltpeter absorbs heat when it encounters water, the water in the small basin will freeze into ice cubes.

Even Song Lingyun couldn't hide his surprise when this trick was called, "Apu, how did you know that you can make ice like this?"

Song Pu couldn't hide his satisfaction, he hummed: "There is a golden house in the book, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, this is the benefit of reading more."

Song Lingyun couldn't help complaining: "Apu, if you put this kind of mind on the exam, how can you not even pass the exam as a scholar?"

Song Pu: "..."

There's really no need to talk about it anymore, really.

Song Lingyun was also a little excited, but after the excitement, he calmed down again. Although ice making is nothing, it's just that this kind of thing is too important, and it's not good to spread it, so he asked Song Pu to take it easy and do it at home. up.

Song Pu naturally knew that harvesting ice every year required a lot of manpower and material resources, and sometimes accidental casualties would occur due to carelessness. There's an unspoken balance in it.

Originally, it was for his own benefit, and Song Pu didn't want to cause trouble, so he obediently agreed.

After going to the palace again, Song Pu made a colorful smoothie for Tantai Yi. Grape and peach juice was poured on the crushed ice. The taste was sweet and cool. It melted in the mouth and was refreshing.

Tantai Yi took a sip, and those golden eyes lit up, and said very reservedly: "Song Qing really has a seven-aperture exquisite heart, such a whimsical idea, even if she is lonely, she is sincerely convinced."

Song Pu's cheeks flushed red with excitement, and his tone couldn't hide his excitement, "Your Majesty loves me so much, I will naturally try my best to win His Majesty's favor. Since Your Majesty is satisfied, I am also satisfied."

As an emperor, Tan Taiyi couldn't finish eating all of it in one sitting, so he could only eat a small half of it with restraint, and then put it down, "Song Qing puts loneliness first, and Gu always remembers it in his heart, and now Gu intends to escape the summer heat." Go to the mountain villa for a month of summer vacation, so Song Qing and Gu will go together."

Song Pu's smile froze suddenly.

Tantaiyi kept staring at him, so he quickly noticed the change in Song Pu's expression, "Why does Song Qing have such an expression, is it because she is unwilling?"

Song Pu tried his best to straighten his expression, and then said: "As long as we are with His Majesty, I am willing to go anywhere, but is a month too long? I have not been away from home for so long, and I am a little worried."

Hearing what he said, Tan Taiyi couldn't help but twitched the corners of his lips, and laughed, "Why is Song Qing so reluctant to leave home like a child? If Song Qing is really worried, then she can stay with her for half a month. Come back first, you don’t have to go with the lone.”

Having said that, but his eyes were fixed on Song Pu, obviously there was a kind of duplicity in it.

Sensing such a signal, Song Pu said naturally: "Your Majesty is just joking. Since I have accompanied Your Majesty to the Summer Resort, it is a great honor for me to spend more time with Your Majesty. How could I abandon Your Majesty and come back first?" ?”

In this way, Tantai Yi became happy, "Then it's settled, listen to Song Qing, the fight to break the sky is almost over, after going to the summer resort, Song Qing will face Gu Gu day and night, and he will be able to finish it in a few days. Gu is very much looking forward to the next script.”

Song Pu almost didn't come up in one breath, what the hell, he works overtime day and night, all year round!