I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Working six days off and one day on weekdays is already very hard work, if he accompanied Tan Taiyi to the Summer Resort, traveling day and night, rain or shine, how could it be summed up in the word "miserable".

He is only 17 years old now, and he is a pure male high school student in modern times. It is the time to play carefree and enjoy himself, but he has taken on the suffering and pain of social animals prematurely.

In fact, Song Pu felt that when he got along with Tantai Yi now, he didn't feel tense at first, but Tantai Yi was quite sensitive, and he still had to control his expression management at all times.

Somp sometimes feels that he shouldn't be here, he should be on the Oscar podium to accept the award.

But no matter how reluctant he was in his heart, facing Tantai Yi's toughness, he couldn't say anything more.

What Song Pu said to Tantai Yi was not a lie, he had not been away from home for so long, so when he told his family about this, Mother Song was very worried, "Why did you go for so long?"

Song Pu was thinking about what to bring, he should bring the tofu with him, but he didn't mention it to Tantai Yi, he still had to ask Tantai Yi first, when he heard Song's mother was worried, he said: "Your Majesty Going to the Summer Resort for a month to escape the summer heat, as a subject, I naturally have to follow."

Song's mother said: "Can you take someone with you? You can take the lantern with you. He was serving your brother before, and he is considered capable. Let him follow you and I will feel more at ease."

Song Pu was taken aback when he heard the words, "Has the lantern ever served my brother?"

Song's mother said: "It's normal if you don't know. In the past, you have been engrossed in your own business and ignored other things. How can you know who is around your brother. I asked Qingmei to come to my yard. I wanted to pick a smarter servant from my yard for you, your brother knew about it, so he let the lantern from his yard come over."

Song Pu let out an "oh" and said, "No wonder I think he's quite agile in his work. It turned out that my brother taught him well."

Song's mother laughed, "Your brother is also very concerned about you, he doesn't care about himself that much."

Song Pu said: "My brother has always been the best to me."

Song's mother said in a serious tone: "So you should be good, don't annoy His Majesty, and you must never get drunk again in the future. If something happens, I'm really afraid that he will do something wrong with your brother's temper."

It seems that Mother Song is also aware of Song Lingyun's temper.

Song Pu said: "No, that kind of thing won't happen again in the future."

Anyway, he will never touch alcohol again.

It was the end of June at this time, and it was about to enter the hottest time of the year. Song Pu didn't know what the royal summer resort was like, so he prepared a lot, including homemade mosquito repellent water, realgar powder, insect repellent powder, and sore medicine. A copy of the gold and jade paste is prepared, which can be regarded as armed to the teeth.

But when I really followed Tantai Yi to the Summer Resort, I realized that it was just an ordinary-looking village. This village was built at the foot of the mountain. Because of the terrain and climate, you could feel the cool breeze blowing on your face as soon as you entered it, which was amazing. I feel cool and comfortable from the bottom of my heart.

Because it is the emperor's summer resort, there are only a dozen people guarding it on weekdays. When they learned that the emperor was coming, they repaired it inside and out.Only then did Song Pu know that the mosquito repellent water and realgar powder he brought were leucorrhea, because the people in Zhuangzi had already made preparations to prevent insects and snakes.

This kind of thing is related to their lives, so naturally they are very thoughtful, and Song Pu doesn't have to worry about it.

Tantai Yi brought a lot of people with him on this trip, there was an entire army, those who waited on him for food, clothing, housing and transportation, and then the escorts.

When Song Pu came this time, he also asked Tantai Yi, and brought over the tofu and lanterns. If there is a cat, it can be regarded as a spiritual comfort. At least when the pressure is high, petting the cat can relieve it.

Cao Xi took Song Pu to the room next to Tantai Yi, coughed softly, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty Song is now favored by His Majesty, and His Majesty specially ordered this servant to arrange Master Song's residence closer, so this slave will replace Master Song It is arranged here, Mr. Song will take a look first, if you are dissatisfied, you can bring it up and let the servants think of a way."

Song Pu didn't dare to be dissatisfied, and replied with a natural smile: "Eunuch Cao is joking, Your Majesty's grace has allowed me to be close to the water. I am not grateful enough, so why would I be dissatisfied."

Cao Xi said: "That's good, I also think that Lord Song will like it, so I arranged it for Lord Song in the cubicle on my own initiative. Although Your Majesty likes quietness, if it is Lord Song, His Majesty will definitely be satisfied."

Song Pu: "..."

The relationship is that you arranged it for me in the cubicle on your own initiative?

Cao Xi also felt that he had done a great deed, "If Master Song has other needs, you can find a slave, and the slave will definitely arrange it properly. If there is no other important matter at this moment, the slave will resign?"

Song Pu said: "Eunuch Cao, go slowly."

After Cao Xi went back, he couldn't wait to ask Tantai Yi for credit, "Your Majesty, I have arranged Lord Song next door. If Your Majesty wants to see him, you only need to knock on the wall, and Lord Song will hear you."

The corners of Tan Taiyi's lips curled up slightly, and he said: "Gu wants to see him, what are you doing knocking on the wall, just call him to see Gu."

Seeing that he was in a good mood, Cao Xi became more courageous, and said: "I see that Master Song is in high spirits, and I must be very happy with His Majesty's arrangement."

Although Tantai Yi didn't answer the words, he also felt that it should be so.

It was getting late at this time, so I asked the kitchen to serve dinner. Although it was a summer resort, the kitchen specifications were also the specifications of the imperial dining room, so there was no grievance.

Chang Jiangming and others lived far away from Song Pu, and the emperor was beside him, so he was too embarrassed to go to Chang Jiangming and the others to have dinner together, when it was time for dinner, Tantai Yi sent someone to invite him over.

Song Pu was no stranger to this.

There was only one wall between him and Tantai Yi, and when he walked out the door, he could see Tantai Yi sitting in the gazebo.

The night wind is cool, the moon and stars are sparse, and there are cicadas and grasshoppers around, which instead highlights the tranquility and beauty of the summer night.

Under such a night scene, Tantai Yi's figure also became hazy and beautiful, causing Song Pu to temporarily forget Tantai Yi's identity, and he couldn't help showing a sincere and comfortable smile on his face.

Tantai Yi caught a glimpse of his relaxed and relaxed smile, and for some reason, felt a slight sense of dizziness, causing him to blink slightly, and then stared at Song Pu's face.

Song Pu noticed his gaze, and the relaxed smile on the corner of his mouth froze slightly, and he raised his thin eyelids to look at him, "...Why does Your Majesty keep looking at the minister? But what's on the minister's face?"

The moonlight was like a glistening white veil, but it reflected Song Qing's face in a different beauty than usual. For some reason, Tantaiyi was dazzled by his smile for a moment, and even felt lightened by something at the tip of his heart. The feeling of grabbing lightly was not very good, but it made him feel happier, "Gu just sees that Song Qing is full of energy at the moment, so he must be as happy as Gu?"

"..." Song Pu smiled and said, "I am so happy that I am about to sit on the ground and become a Buddha."

Tantai Yi said: "Sit on the ground and become a Buddha?"

Song Pudao: "Happy Buddha, very happy, you can become a Buddha by being happy."

The corners of Tantaiyi's lips curled up, as if he was amused by him, "Song Qing's mouth can always bring infinite joy to Gu."

Big fool.

Song Pu cursed angrily in his heart, but still smiled on his face.

This whole day of boating and driving did not knock him into the underworld. He has cultivated great blessings and virtues in his previous life. Up to now, his butt and butt are still hurting to death. He probably injured his femur. Even sitting hurts a lot. Leaning forward to distribute the pressure to the thighs can relieve this pain.

It was also tears.

Tantai Yi didn't notice that his sitting posture was wrong, he gave Cao Xi a look, Cao Xi came over and poured wine for Song Pu.

Song Pu's face turned pale when he saw the wine, he said: "Your Majesty, I have given up drinking now, I'm afraid I can't enjoy myself with Your Majesty."

Tan Taiyi looked at him with deep meaning in his eyes, "I could still drink before, but now I'm going to stop drinking? What is Song Qing afraid of?"

Song Pu swallowed his saliva, and said: "I really can't drink. If I drink, I will make a mistake. If I annoy Your Majesty, it will be my fault."

Tan Taiyi said in a calm tone: "The moon is shining brightly now, Gu invites Song Qing to accompany Gu to enjoy the moon together. Wouldn't it be a little tasteless not to drink to cheer up the fun? Gu doesn't mind Song Qing getting drunk, why is Song Qing still worried? stand up?"

Tantai Yi looks calm, but there is a tough posture in the open and in the dark.

Song Pu was silent for a while, then said with a smile: "Since your majesty asks, I will not hesitate to do so. I'm afraid that if you get drunk, your majesty will be displeased."

Tan Taiyi said affectionately: "Gu has always been lenient and conniving towards Song Qing. Even if Song Qing deceives the emperor and commits a crime, Gu will treat Gu as if nothing happened. Why should Song Qing be so concerned? Could it be that Song Qing doesn't believe in Gu?"

When Song Pu heard the word "deceive the king and commit crimes", his heart tightened, and he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty has always cherished your favor for me, so how can you not believe in Your Majesty?"

After he finished speaking, he immediately picked up the wine in front of him, raised his neck and drank it in one gulp.

Drink him, damn it!

Tan Taiyi showed approval in his eyes, "Although Song Qing is delicate and weak, she is also masculine, and even Gu can't lose, Cao Xi, give Gu Man a favor."

Cao Xi hastily filled a glass of wine for him, and Tantai Yi also drank it all in one go.

At some point, the two started drinking together.

Seeing that the pot of wine was almost empty, Cao Xi quickly asked the little eunuch next to him to fetch some more pots.

Song Pu poured a cup into his belly, his fair face was already flushed, and his eyes were a little watery, looking hazy and not very clear.

It's just that he was still not drunk at this time, he sincerely praised: "Your Majesty is a good drinker, I feel ashamed."

Tan Taiyi's drinking is similar to Song Pu's, but much better than him, his skin is only a little pinker than Song Pu's, and his golden eyes are still piercing, "Song Qing, why should you belittle yourself? The wine I drank was not the miscellaneous wine in the Zhuangzi, but Gu's spring drunk, I watched Song Qing drink half a pot before, and he was still sober, which shows that his drinking capacity is like a river."

Song Pu's heart shuddered, and cold sweat almost flowed down his forehead, "...Your Majesty is as big as the river and the sea? I'm afraid I will bow down."

Tan Taiyi smiled slightly, and said: "Song Qing is unfathomable, I'm afraid Gu is the one who can't be reached."