I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Song Pu: "..."

It was the first time he saw such a slapstick person, and suddenly there was a sentence in his heart that mmp didn't know what to say, but he said with shame on his face: "It's my fault. I didn't sleep well. I offended His Majesty, and I hope His Majesty will forgive me!"

Tantaiyi was still holding Song Pu in his arms, but the word "warm and fragrant nephrite" crossed his mind.

The person in his arms is soft all over and has no muscles at all, so holding him is like hugging a ball of warm cotton, which feels very good to the touch. Tantai Yi couldn't bear to let go for a moment, "... I know Song Qing can't help it If you want to get close to Gu's heart, if you are like this, Gu will not blame Song Qing, just sleep with Song Qing for a while."

If he dared to admit his mistake, Tantai Yi really dared to go downhill.

Song Pu slandered in his heart, but said with a look of gratitude on his face: "Thank you for your kindness."

Tantai Yi closed his eyes calmly and continued to sleep.

At this time, it was already daylight, and now that Tantai Yi is not going to court, there is no need to get up too early, but he has a fixed time schedule, such as getting up early for morning exercises, or drawing and writing, etc., there is always something to do, like now It is rare to stay in bed like this.

It's just that Song Pu can't sleep, he feels the weight on his body, it's unspeakable, he's not a pillow, how can he even hook his legs around his waist, the dog emperor doesn't want to lose face?

Just when he was thinking this way, the arms and legs on his body and waist were retracted suddenly, and Tantai Yi turned over and turned his back to him.

The weight on Song Pu's body suddenly disappeared, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Seeing that Tantai Yi really fell asleep again, Song Pu also closed his eyes and tried to catch up on sleep again. After this sleep, he really fell asleep again.

Outside, Cao Xi was already fully dressed, waiting at the door to be summoned, but at the usual time when the emperor woke up, there was no movement in the palace, he glanced at the hazy sky, and could only continue to wait.

Song Pu woke up again, still awakened by the heat, he opened his eyes predictably, and sure enough, he saw Tantai Yi's arms and legs hanging on his body again, almost covering his whole body in his arms.

The dog emperor's sleeping appearance is really bad! ! ! !

Song Pu looked at the Ye Mingzhu above his head speechlessly, this time he really couldn't sleep, he was sweating all over his body, and his forehead was cool, it was obvious that he was sweating and getting cold again.

Only slowly, Song Pu's face suddenly changed, and his body tensed up accordingly.

Tantai Yi didn't open his eyes, but his body under the quilt moved slightly, and the arms around Song Pu tightened a little, and he pressed him into his arms.

Song Pu was terrified by this action, swallowed a few saliva, and his eyes became a little straight.

They are all men, what is the feeling underneath, can he not know?

Tantai Yi obviously failed to wake up, and moved lightly in the quilt, sparking a series of sparks on Song Pu's skin, making his scalp numb.

He didn't dare to speak either, he could only raise his head and continue to stare at Ye Mingzhu, pretending he didn't know anything.

Fortunately, it didn't take long before Tantai Yi woke up, his voice was still very hoarse, and he said nonchalantly, "Is Song Qing awake?"

Song Pu replied in embarrassment: "...the minister is awake."

He never mentioned the things underneath, but Tantai Yi was a little reluctant to withdraw.

Song Qing is so gentle and admires him so much, he should be happy that he is close to him.

Song Pu didn't know what Tantai Yi was thinking, but he only knew that after Tantai Yi woke up, he never let go of him, and felt his bottom beating wildly, his scalp became numb again, and cold sweat drenched the back of his clothes again, "Your Majesty... …If you let me go, I'm sweating all over, I'm afraid it will smoke your majesty."

Tan Taiyi closed his eyes, said vaguely and hoarsely: "Song Qing smells good, it's fragrant, how could it smell so lonely."

Song Pu: "..."

Is this the point?Isn't the point the peerless sword you picked up? !

Song Pu rolled his eyes and didn't say anything more.

Fortunately, Tantai Yi didn't rub against him any more, and just stopped between his legs for a while, before slowly backing away.

Song Pu breathed a sigh of relief, "Your Majesty, it's time to get up."

Tantai Yi opened his eyes, "Yes."

His golden eyes, which still had a bit of drowsiness, were still a little hazy. He retracted his domineering hands and legs, and called Cao Xi in a hoarse voice. Soon Cao Xi entered the door, followed by several small children. The eunuchs were holding Tantai Yi's clothes, hair crown, toilet utensils, etc. Of course, because of Song Pu's presence, he also had an extra share.

Cao Xi dressed Tantai Yi himself, and Song Pu was helped by the little eunuch.

After getting dressed and washing up, he had breakfast with Tantai Yi. After all, the food in the palace was much more delicate and delicious than outside, and some things could only be eaten in the palace.

It's just that Song Pu eats a lot, and after all he was a bit restrained in the palace, and he couldn't let go, so he didn't eat much.

Tantai Yi saw that he put down his chopsticks and didn't want to eat any more, so he said: "Song Qing always eats a lot, why did she eat so little in the palace? But the food in the palace is not to your liking?"

Song Pu was a little surprised, but he wasn't surprised either. After all, Tantai Yi was suspected of spying on him, and it was normal to know that he was in a normal situation, but it was the first time he saw such a bad behavior that he didn't hide that he was spying on others. , I was a little angry, but I still couldn't help it, with a surprised look on my face, "Your Majesty knows that I have a big appetite?"

Tantai Yi paused for a moment, and said inscrutablely: "Everyone knows about Song Qing."

Song Pu: Then do you know that I want to beat you up?

With a moved face, he said: "Your Majesty cares so much about my subject, I am so moved that I don't know what to do."

He also said: "The meals in the palace are all delicacies that I can't eat outside. How could it not suit my appetite? On the contrary, I like it very much. It's also strange that I want to maintain a gentleman's style in front of Your Majesty. If I eat too much, I will inevitably eat more food." It looks vulgar and offends His Majesty, and I hope His Majesty will forgive you."

Tan Taiyi said: "Since Song Qing likes it, she eats more. Seeing that Song Qing eats a lot, her appetite also improves."

After saying that, he glanced lightly at Cao Xi, and Cao Xi walked to Song Pu's side to wait on him and serve him vegetables.

Song Pu said gratefully: "If I can improve your majesty's appetite, it can be considered that I have done my best to your majesty. I will do my best and will not hesitate to do so."

After speaking, I really started to eat again.

He really has a good appetite. Although it is not appropriate to eat too much in the morning, but there are many places to use his brain around Tantai Yi, he naturally needs to eat more, otherwise his stomach will be empty before noon, and he will be the one who will be miserable at that time Own.

Seeing that his appetite really improved, Tantai Yi couldn't help showing a bit of a smile on his lips. Like his physique, Tantai Yi also had a large appetite, and he was not bound by palace rules. He also ate a lot. To prepare meals for him alone, it takes twice to three times the amount of ordinary people, so that Tantai Yi can eat [-]% full.

But in the end, how much face was wanted in front of the courtiers he loved, and how much face was kept deliberately, and he didn't eat too much.

After breakfast, Song Pu and Tantai Yi went to the training ground together, but before Tantai Yi picked up the sword, he had a whim and said: "Gu Ye hasn't been to the Garden of Beasts for quite a while, so I'll go to see it today." Let's see."

Speaking of the Hundred Beasts Garden, Song Pu thought of the tiger king that Tantai Yi mentioned a long time ago.

He couldn't bear it, and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, I have a question, I don't know if it should be asked."

Tan Taiyi looked at him, "Song Qing just say it if you have something to say."

Song Pudao: "I'm a little curious. I don't know if there is a Tiger King in the Garden of Beasts?"

Hearing what he said, Tan Taiyi also remembered what he told them before, he smiled slightly and said: "Song Qing is so curious about it, so I will take Song Qing to meet it."

After all, without any delay, I took Song Pu and the other escorts to the Hundred Beasts Garden.

The Emperor's Garden of Beasts is a zoo built by the whole country. It is also divided into areas like a zoo to ensure that carnivores will not internally digest herbivores.

The species here are also really rich. Song Pu followed Tantai Yi along the way, and he could see leopards, fire foxes, long-horned deer, big turtles, etc., as long as he can name them, he almost has them here.

When we arrived at the last park, it was the place where the Tiger King was.

After all, the tiger king's residence is different from other animals. There are rockery and a lush forest here, and the environment is very good.

The eunuch serving the tiger king knew that the emperor was looking for the tiger king specially, so he climbed up the wall and threw a live chicken in his hand into it.

After a while, everyone heard the roar of the tiger. Although they hadn't seen the tiger king yet, they felt timid in their hearts.

Tan Taiyi said to the eunuch: "Open the door."

The eunuch's face turned pale, but he didn't dare to warn him. He took a few steps back and opened the door.

Tan Taiyi walked in like this, and turned to look at Song Pu and the others after entering, with a smile on his face, he said: "Song Qing, don't be afraid, the father of the Tiger King is defeated alone. If he is so bold, he dares to fight Gu moved his paws, and Gu dismantled it and made a pot of soup to replenish Song Qing's manly blood."

That's not necessary, the tiger is a national first-class protected animal, and eating a tiger will result in imprisonment.

Song Pu cursed in his heart, but before he could speak on his face, a big and beautiful tiger with bright fur came out from the forest.

This tiger is really big, and its limbs are strong visible to the naked eye. Every step and every step is full of kingly demeanor. Before he went to hunt and kill the squawking live chicken, he took a photo with Tantai Yi first. noodle.

After the scene, Song Pu felt that even after more than ten years, he might not forget it.

I saw this king of the forest, who was still domineering just now, after seeing Tantai Yi, hesitated for a while, seemed to think of something, and then made a "wow", arched his strong back and made a threatening gesture, with all four limbs With its paws on the ground, it stepped back again and again. After a while, it turned around and got into the woods, and soon disappeared.

Song Pu: "..."

It turns out that Tantai Yi really didn't speak big words, did he really cast a childhood shadow on this Tiger King?

Tantaiyi was amused by the tiger king's actions, with a naturally self-satisfied expression on his face, and looked at Song Pu, his eyebrows and eyes were shining, "It seems that the tiger king will not dare to fight with you in his lifetime." Alone against each other, I'm afraid Song Qing's Bu Tang has been lost."

Song Pu said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for caring about me, but I'm still in good health, so I don't need soup to mend my body. Your Majesty, let Tiger King go."

Tantai Yi said: "Since Tiger King is unwilling to play with Gu, Gu will kill a deer and bring it back to Song Qing, how about it?"

Before Song Pu could speak, he said again: "Deer are full of treasures. Whether it's velvet, venison or deer penis, they are all good for a man's blood. Song Qing is weak, so he needs to make up for it."

Song Pu didn't know why he always said this, he could feel that the way Li Zongyi and the others looked at him became a little strange, "Please trouble your Majesty, but I don't like to take these supplements, and I feel that my bones are still strong. If you don’t need these supplements, please take it back your majesty.”

Seeing him repeatedly rejecting, Tantaiyi couldn't help but feel a little displeased, "I'm also doing it for Song Qing's good. Today, I know that Song Qing is weak. At Song Qing's age, it should be when the blood is most vigorous, and what should be mended must be mended." Otherwise, if you use it in the future, you will hate less, and it will be too late."