[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

New York, Avengers Tower.

After Tony deleted the "Ultron Project", he said with some regret: "Unfortunately, Dr. Zhao and I originally planned to combine the mechanical core and tissue printing to create an anthropomorphic body for Ultron."

Superman thought of Jarvis at Flashpoint, and couldn't help suggesting, "You can give it to Jarvis!"

"Good idea!" Tony's eyes lit up, and he began to design Jarvis's humanoid image.

Superman watched curiously as Tony drew Jarvis' concept sketch with a few strokes, but...

"Uh, kid? Shouldn't it be a [-] meter bodyguard?"

"Why do you think so? I have no shortage of bodyguards." Tony gave Superman a strange look, and said, "And if Happy knows that I have replaced him, he will burst into tears! And compared with your Joe, Jarvis is still just a baby as an intelligent being."

"..." Superman.

"Sir, I don't think I fit the human definition and characteristics of a baby." Baby Jarvis said seriously.

Later, Tony used high-tech software to turn his sketch into the final draft, only to see a very cute little Zhengtai appear on the computer.

This little boy looks a bit like Tony and Superman.

For example, Karanzi has big eyes like Tony's and thick and thick long eyelashes with curls!

For example, the pure and ethereal blue pupils like Superman, and the disobedient little curly hair on the forehead!

For example, neutralizing the facial features and other facial features of the two...

"How about it? I combined the looks of the two of us, isn't it cute?" Tony said proudly.

Hey, this rounding up means that he and Superman have a child!

"Well, it's cute." Superman replied, but he always felt that there was something weird about Tony.

"Sir, if I can, I still want to be a [-] meter baby." Jarvis said suddenly.

Because he communicated more with Joe, Jarvis, who has a strong learning ability, can now protest the unreasonable demands of his master.

"... Oh, Dad is so touched!" Tony said, covering his heart.

Hey, baby Jarvis will rebel against daddy!However, he still didn't want to give up the image he designed!

So Tony and Jarvis started an image battle, and no one could convince the other for a while.

Superman couldn't help laughing as he watched one person and one AI convincing each other.Thinking that he changed Jarvis' "death" fate, his mood brightened.

Jarvis in this timeline has taken a big step towards "smart life" because he met Joe and continued to learn and evolve under Joe's teaching.

And Joe said that Jarvis has great potential, learning ability and fast evolution, and even Joe can't predict how far he can grow in the future.

Really looking forward to it.

……

In the end, in the image of Jarvis, one person and one AI took a step back from each other.

Tony gave up the image of a gentleman, and Jarvis gave up the image of a 17-meter bodyguard. After a compromise, Tony reset the image of a [-]-year-old rebellious boy.

Tony's inner OS: Hehe, he rebelled against his father when he grew up a little, really. A rebellious boy!

Jarvis inner OS: Well, as long as the height is higher than the owner, it is enough.

******

As night fell, Tony and Superman sat here on the bleachers of the Avengers Building, blowing the night wind while watching the night view of New York, very comfortable.

"Time flies." Tony sighed: "Superman, has anyone ever said that you have a magical power that makes people feel very at ease and comfortable as long as they stay with you, as if they can relax their whole body and mind? gone."

Superman smiled softly: "Really? It's my pleasure to make people feel at ease and relax."

Tony looked at Superman's soft and warm smile that seemed to melt all anxiety and anxiety, and couldn't look away.

He couldn't help hinting: "I like the feeling of having you by my side, how about you?"

"I also enjoy the time with you." Superman smiled brightly: "If you want, you can call me anytime, and we will drink and chat together again."

"I hope to be with you every day." Tony further stated.

"This may be difficult. Our identities are destined to encounter various events. It is impossible to have leisure like today." Superman thought for a while, and answered seriously from the perspective of a friend.

"..." Tony.ha!Superman is so incomprehensible!Standard straight male thinking!

"We can live together! You can live in any room you want, and my bedroom is fine too!" Tony boldly put forward the "cohabitation" declaration.

"No, thank you. I prefer to live in the Fortress of Solitude." Superman declined.

Live in the Avengers Tower?What about his lab?He will never leave his lab!

"..." Tony.

"It's getting late, I should go back." Superman stretched himself, stood up and said goodbye.

Tony stood up with him, but took Superman's hand just as he was about to take off.

Superman looked at Tony, who looked unhappy and seemed to be holding back an outburst, with question marks all over his face.

Finally, Tony gritted his teeth and shouted: "FUCK! I mean I like you, I want to live with you and have sex with you! OK?"

"..." Superman petrified, and his brain completely went on strike.

Tony waited for a while, seeing that Superman didn't answer, he became impatient: "Hey, say something!"

"..." Superman looked at Tony, who said "If you dare to reject me, you will die", Kakaka turned his head to the night sky—ah, I want to escape!

"Are you acquiescing by not talking?" Tony raised his eyebrows. He turned Superman's face and leaned forward to give Superman a hot kiss.

But Superman turned his face away at the last moment, and Tony only managed to kiss him on the cheek.

"Tony," Superman considered his tone, not wanting to hurt Tony's heart: "Yes..."

"Stop! Don't say that word!" Tony interrupted Superman: "You don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. It doesn't matter if you don't promise me now, but you can't deprive me of the right to pursue you!"

"..." Superman.

Tony and Bruce deserved to be playboys, neither accepted his refusal, saying they had the right to pursue him.

Alas, so it is destined to be just as difficult!

Superman pressed his eyebrows with a headache, and couldn't help asking a question: "Don't you like Clark?"

"Clark? No, why do you think that?" Tony said in surprise, "Although Clark is my lovely junior, I like you, not him."

"..." Superman Clark.

"What do you like about me? What don't you like about Clark?" Superman asked seriously, and he wanted to make cross-comparisons and make comprehensive corrections.

"I love your smile, your tenderness, your strength, your integrity, your perfection!

Clark is very good as a junior. He is cute, casual, simple, and makes people want to take care of him.

But I want someone to fight with me, someone who can give me support and security!That person is you, Superman, Kal-El! "

"..." Superman g.

"Well, can I call you Carl?" Tony looked at Superman with burning eyes.

Because Superman has never disclosed his Kryptonian name to the public, although Tony has known Superman's name since he was lost in the universe, he has never called Superman "Carl".

He always felt that Superman's Kryptonian name could only be called by very close people beyond friends.

"Of course." Superman replied casually.

Either name is the same to him, it's just a code name.Superman, who has no romantic factor, thinks so.

Tony felt his heart skip a beat at Superman's agreement.

And Superman is seriously thinking at this time, how to make Superman have Clark's point that Tony doesn't like, just-cute?casual?simple?Want someone to take care of?

Cute - he couldn't imagine being cute as Superman, feeling like it would have dire consequences...

Casual - To be honest, he was always criticized by Batman in the Justice League as a willful and a lone ranger, which is already casual enough!We can't let Superman be like Clark without holding his hand, lazy, flamboyant, and feel that he will lose his horse in a matter of minutes!

Simple—he never felt that the black-bellied Clark was so simple?On the contrary, when he is a Superman illuminated by the Holy Light, he will subconsciously imitate Superman's thoughts, so his thoughts are simpler and more direct!

Wanting to be taken care of - it's even more impossible, ah, why is Superman so powerful, there is no point that needs to be taken care of!

It seems that there is no way to dispel Tony's enthusiasm for the time being.

"I'm leaving first." The tired Superman bid farewell to Tony again.

Tony was a little dissatisfied, but he still smiled and said goodbye to Superman.

After all, Japan has a long way to go!

******

After that day, Superman Clark's life became even more chaotic.

When going out as Clark, he was besieged by various "encounters" of Bruce, fancy confessions, and all kinds of teasing.

When going out as Superman, he was caught by the drone that Tony had arranged in the metropolis long ago, and Iron Man participated in it, which was also a fancy confession and various provocations.

In just a few days, Clark's manor and Superman's lonely fortress were flooded with "roses"!

Superman Ke felt like a doomed man who was double-sided, woohoo.

The world is so big that he can't even find a piece of pure land! ! !

******

However, things are far from over, and even greater chaos is still waiting ahead!

On this day, Clark went to participate in the technology exchange meeting held by Lex.

While discussing with several inventors from the metropolis, a glass of champagne was handed over: "I've said so much, I'm thirsty, here you are."

"Thank you." Clark paused after taking it, then turned his head to look: "...Bruce, what a coincidence."

Everyone at the scene, no one knew that Bruce was crazily pursuing Clark recently, so they immediately became green-eyed and became melon-eaters.

"Yeah, what a coincidence, this must be an arrangement of fate." Brussy blinked his left eye, and put his hand on Clark intimately: "The peach blossoms in Gotham Botanical Garden are blooming, do you want to go and see them together this weekend? "

He knows that Clark likes China, and peach blossoms in Chinese culture mean "bonding". Clark must understand this kind of subtle teasing!

"..." Clark.Peach blossom?Peach Blossom Crisp seems to be quite delicious.

"No, Clark and I have a date for the weekend!" Suddenly, Lex inserted forcefully between Clark and Bruce.

Oh hoo~~~!The people who eat melons are even more excited.

"We have a date?" Clark frowned, recalling his weekend arrangements—as if it had nothing to do with Lex, but...

Oh, he remembered, he promised Chloe to accompany her to Gotham for the wedding!

"I'm talking to Clark, please don't intervene casually." Bruce squinted at Lex and said coldly.

"Oh, Clark is not yours, you are too domineering." Lex also sneered.

"Don't you see that I am close to Clark? There is no room for anyone between Clark and me."

"Oh, I only see that Clark is very annoyed because of your pursuit. Regardless of his refusal, you pursue like a stalker. Your behavior makes me despised."

"Clark doesn't hate me, does he?" Bruce grabs Clark's left hand.

"Clark wants you to disappear, right?" Lex grabbed Clark's right hand.

"..." Clark who was caught in the middle.

"Okay, don't fight for me!" After Clark finished speaking, he suddenly felt that this sentence was so shameful. !Especially when there are a group of people around to watch and eat melons.

Bruce and Lex snorted coldly, still looking displeased at each other.

"Let's go first." Clark sighed, pulled Bruce off, and decided to take the Bruce bat and leave this place of right and wrong.

Bruce looked at Clark's hand holding his sleeve, smiled, and then he looked at Lex provocatively.

Lex's face darkened, and he shouted, "Wait a minute!"

"?" Clark turned around.

Lex straightened his suit, walked up to Clark, knelt down on one knee, took out a ring from his pocket, and said seriously, "Marry me!"

Everyone at the scene was taken aback for a moment, and then cheered immediately.

Obviously, as the organizer of the meeting, Lex had already arranged everything.

When Lex knelt down, the surrounding lights dimmed, and only two white lights were cast on the bodies of the protagonists Lex and Clark. The preface of the romantic theme also sounded, and pink petals even fell in the sky. romantic.

"!!!" Clark was stunned.

no?Another one?Propose as soon as you come up? ! ! !

"Clark, marry me! I'll give you everything you want! Money, benefits, power, security, and my love!

Marry me, and I will provide you with the best resources, find the best partners and development direction for you, and remove all stumbling blocks that hinder your success. With my help, your company is destined to become the most Powerful technology company!

Marry me and I'll make you the most powerful man in Metropolis!I will definitely be the next Metropolitan Mayor, under my protection, no one will dare to question you or disrespect you!

Marry me, I will give you the strongest protection, no one can hurt my partner beyond me! "

After listening to the melon-eating crowd, they applauded immediately, and some even booed: "Promise him!" "Promise him!" "Promise him!"...

"..." Clark frowned.

Lex's marriage proposal is really in line with his style, full of benefits exchanged, but the reality is also true.

Therefore, Clark can be sure that Lex is serious.But what Lex promised him wasn't what he really needed.

Small money is good, but he likes to earn it by himself, earning more or less is the result of his own hard work; as for rights, he has never been keen on them, although rights are good, but it also means managing others, responsibility and restraint, he prefers A person is at ease; as for the protection from Superman's mortal enemy, he dare not ask for it.

Therefore, he will not agree.

But the fanatical atmosphere of the people around him made him a little bit uneasy. After all, Lex was his friend. It would always feel too hurtful to reject him in front of so many people.

But, why does he have the feeling that this is a trick of Lexbu who is cunning and understands him, just to make him have to "agree" to him under pressure?

"Clark." Bruce suddenly squeezed Clark's hand, his voice was low and cold, like Batman.

Clark looked at Bruce: Hey, you can't favor one over the other, since he has already cruelly rejected the sweet Brucey and the really flamboyant Tonini, he can naturally reject the calculating Lex as well.

"I'm sorry," Clark said to Lex.

The cheers at the scene stopped abruptly, and the atmosphere became very awkward.

Lex stood up slowly with a cold face, and then showed a "war" smile that was bound to win: "Really? It doesn't matter, it seems that you don't realize that only I can give you everything you want, and I will let you You realize that!"

After Lex finished speaking, he gave Bruce a cold look before turning around and leaving.

Clark exhaled.

He couldn't help crying in his heart: what's going on now?Are you teaming up to confess?From one (chaser) enemy (seeker) to three all of a sudden, I feel so tired!

Thinking of this battle, he will face a one-on-three difficult situation, it's like a Shura field every minute!He is so difficult!

……

Tony gloated when he heard about this incident: "Haha, poor Wayne and Lex, it must be very unpleasant for someone to steal their love interest, hahaha! It's not like me, my Superman is mine alone!"

******

As soon as the dejected Clark returned home, he was hugged by a Raymond.

Raymond roared: "Master God Envoy is mine!"

Obviously, Raymond overheard a lot of news in isolation.

"..." Clark looked at him blankly.

"He's still sick, I'll take him back for treatment~" Gabriel who arrived afterward forcefully dragged Raymond back.

"..." Clark turned back to the room expressionlessly, he needed to sleep, and there was nothing in his dream, how wonderful!

After Gabriel threw Raymond back into the room, he unhappily distributed a little of his angel power to Raymond, temporarily suppressing the curse of the fountain of hell that suddenly intensified.

Not long after, Raymond calmed down, bit his lip, and said dryly, "Thank you."

"Tsk, you're welcome, who let me be your guard!" Gabriel rolled his eyes and said angrily, "You should put your mind away from distracting thoughts and suppress the erosion of the Dionysian factor! You know my angelic power How precious is it? I really don’t want to waste it on you..."

Raymond snorted coldly, and swore that he would never show any kindness to Gabriel again!

After that, Raymond sat down cross-legged and continued to meditate.

******

The next day, Clark made a tough move.

He personally "officially certified" Chaoke CP!

First, a photo of "Chaoke LOVE" was posted on Clark's social networking site.

Later, he re-authenticated a social ID with Superman's identity, and there was an episode in the process of authenticating his identity, such as how to prove that he is Superman himself?He had to destroy one of his favorite pillows with heat vision...

Superman who successfully owned a certain social networking site, followed Clark, and liked Chaoke's LOVE declaration.

Ever since, Chaoke CP is officially announced!

The media is boiling!Everyone is boiling!Chaoke party cheers!And a website crashed completely.

At the same time, his three suitors also collapsed.

Batman accidentally broke the Nth villain's bone during his night watch.

Tony angrily told all Avengers members to stay away.

As for Lex, he launched the ultimate anti-super weapon plan...

But now, the deadly Pipik is still proud of his brilliance, completely unaware of how big a hole he has dug for himself!

Although the three suitors stopped for the time being, there were three more "rivals in love" all of a sudden, and each of these three is not a fuel-efficient lamp!

Let's put some wax on Superman Clarke, amen!