[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

Justice League Base.

After the official announcement of Chaoke CP, the Justice League crowd exploded on the public channel, and hundreds of stories of buildings piled up in the group in an instant.

After the meeting the next day, they even avoided Batman and Superman, and came to the lounge to hold a private "CP exchange meeting".

Wonder Woman who supports "Chaobu CP" is not happy.Oh, how sweet and wonderful is the love between the holy god on earth and the amorous little prince of Gotham!

However, why is there an official announcement of Super Grace?Why did you do this to her?

Chaoke CP, power-for-money transactions between innocent superman and profiteer sponsors, sunshine loyal dog and black belly gold master, etc. She is not cute at all!

Neptune Arthur, who supports "Booker CP", also opposes Chaoke.

He appreciates like-minded romances even more. They are both funders of the Justice League, promoters of the Ocean Cleanup Act, and benefactors and friends of the Sea Clan. Bruce and Clark are both talented and well-matched together!

Green Lantern Hal, who supported the "Super Bat CP", was also very upset, and talked about how unreasonable and unsuitable Super Bat CP was for ten minutes...

Then he talked about how well Batman and Superman, who are also superheroes, fit together—

As the saying goes, light and darkness, scorching sun and cold moon, are so completely different and complement each other so beautifully!

Their personalities are opposite and complementary, but the same philosophy and the pursuit of justice make them reach the same goal by different routes, how perfect!

Green Lantern finished speaking and looked at his dearest comrade-in-arms, Flash, who is also a supporter of "Super Bat CP", trying to get the other party's support.

However, since he knew that Superman was Clark, the Flash felt a little weird listening to his colleagues arguing about these CPs.

In fact, what is the difference between Super Bat and Baker, Super Cloth and Booker?

After a long time, Barry will find that all the cute CPs of all the members of their alliance are the same!

And, everyone in the Justice League at that time supported Batman and refused to allow a super-big one of their size to be abducted by outsiders!

Back to the present.

Therefore, the Flash and the Martian Manhunter, who knew the truth about Chaoke, looked at each other and decided to eat melons quietly without expressing any opinions.

The Flash shrank his neck and moved quietly to Martian Manhunter. Seeing that Ron was eating happily with a big bucket of Oreo biscuits, he reached out to eat an Oreo as well.

However, his hand was slapped away mercilessly by Martian Manhunter.

"???" The Flash clutched the back of his red hand: Hey, so Martian Manhunter doesn't like him?

In the next second, Martian Manhunter took a pack of The Flash's favorite energy bars from the side, and stuffed it into his palm.

"!!!" The Flash burst into laughter immediately, and gnawed like a happy squirrel.

Uh, what a time..., as expected, Ron still likes him!

So, when Diana, Arthur, and Hal were arguing for their cute CP, and their faces were flushed, Barry and Ron "clicked" and "clicked" in the corner, eating biscuits and energy bars.

"..." Diana, Arthur, and Hal who stopped arguing looked over.

"Uh...do you eat?" Flash asked with blinking eyes.

Forget it, eat something, have a drink, take a break and fight again.

Therefore, the tea party of the Justice League members today was also very harmonious and complete.

******

At the same time, after the meeting, Batman left Superman behind and had a private exchange.

Superman was a little nervous about the "chat alone" that Batman said, subconsciously showing a standard sunny smile and innocent expression.

Just now, when he saw Batman's black face, he suddenly realized what a stupid thing he had done to deceive himself.

Ahhh, he must have lost his mind yesterday (stimulated by the successive confessions of the three of them) to do such a mediocre thing!

As the saying goes, overcoming CP is a moment of pleasure, and rivals hunt down the crematorium!

When he thought that he would face the wrath of three big rivals in love, Batman, Iron Man and Lex, he suddenly became ill.

ha!He is also the lover and rival of the three big bosses all in one person, and there is no one else!

He really really needs a time machine!

Why doesn't he have the ability of the first generation of Superman to go back in time to the previous day by going around the earth? Hey!

……

While Superman was thinking wildly, Batman was looking critically at his rival.

Looking at Superman with an innocent, holy and pure face, seeing the other's overly beautiful blue eyes, and seeing the other's ignorant and innocent expression, Batman became even more angry.

That's it!Superman always uses such an appearance, sweet talk to everyone, unconsciously provocative, just say some misleading things, do some misleading things!

Batman became very irritable when he thought that he had been affectionate and thought that Superman liked Bruce. It could even be said that he became angry from embarrassment.

Humph, it's all Superman's fault!

"These are your tasks today." Batman, who seemed to be covered in black air, took out a lot of task sheets and stuffed them into Superman's arms.

Superman flipped through the list, and the list listed hundreds of missions from all over the world-fire aftermath, earthquake search and rescue, marine garbage cleanup, cross-city crime, and various rescue missions.

"Aren't these tasks shared among everyone?" Superman asked suspiciously.

"Oh, everyone else is very busy today, but you are more leisurely." Batman said blankly.

"..." Superman.

Zheng Lianzhong, who was discussing CP at the tea party: Well, we are very busy!

Superman sighed resignedly, and went to different countries and regions one by one, to rescue or fight criminals or... Fortunately, he was fast enough and finished it soon.

Then, before Superman came back to speak, Batman took out a big list and buried Superman.

"..." Superman.Well, the vengeful black lacquer is definitely avenging private revenge!

Although saving people is a duty, and he doesn't mind doing a few more tasks, it's impossible for him to do all the work alone!

After all, disasters are happening all the time on the earth. If he is all on his own, then he won't even have food, sleep, rest and personal time.

He prefers division of labor and cooperation. As long as he completes Superman's part of the task, he can return to Metropolis and embrace his favorite small money and scientific inventions.

Therefore, Superman proposed to Batman that it was time for him to return to Metropolis.

"Oh? What are you rushing back for?" Batman gave Superman a cold look.

Hehe, do you want to go back and be intimate with Clark?Don't think about it!You better stay!

"..." Superman.

Forget it, let's work, just treat it as overtime, and don't piss off the low-pressure Batman.

Moreover, this is what he did on his own, the pot he made himself, no matter how heavy it is, he has to bear it!

……

After Superman completed the task again, Batman still looked at him critically, criticizing and correcting the damage he caused in all directions.

Superman suddenly had the feeling of being in a black company by mistake, being targeted by a black boss, not only having to work overtime endlessly, but also being dissed in various ways.

God, I really want to quit my job!Can he be resigned?

It's a pity that the part-time job of "Superman" is not so easy to quit, and it may even become a lifelong career, huh.

No, you can't give up, come on, Clark!You have to firmly believe that one day your invention will make all Chaoying unemployed!

******

Chao Gangchao's inner sadness flowed like a river, but he still had a superman's sunny smile on the surface, but his patience had reached its limit.

At another league meeting, when Batman pointed at Superman again, pointing out the huge battle damage caused by Superman, Superman blew up.

He stood up abruptly, and said quietly: "Although the battle damage was caused, no one was injured, and! My dear Clark will pay the bill for the battle damage~!"

"Wow!" Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Green Lantern.

Show affection in public?This dog food is really caught off guard!Although not super cute, Superman's bold behavior still made them couldn't help admiring and applauding.

"Uh..." Flash and Martian Manhunter.

Superman, superman, I didn't expect you to be such a superman!

"..." Batman.

Batman sighed, he has indeed lost his reason and justice due to jealousy and anger these days, and is too aimed at Superman.

And Superman doesn't know that he is Bruce at all, and he doesn't know why he is targeting him, so he must feel inexplicable, right?

But he didn't expect that Superman could endure until today, even resisting so gently, although showing affection is very hateful.

In this world, the only person who can endure his unreasonable troubles and bad temper, besides Ah Fu, is only the saint Chao?

Batman suddenly calmed down, and when he calmed down, he suddenly felt ashamed.

Sure enough, Superman is an upright, tolerant, and pure-hearted person!

Batman looked at Superman, and felt a strange soreness in his heart, and he couldn't explain his complicated feelings for a while.

However, handing Clark over to such a superman, he seems to be relieved?

But... as expected, I still feel unwilling.

……

After the meeting, Batman left Superman alone again.

"You and Clark..." Batman hesitated to speak.

Superman clenched his fist, and in order to completely dispel Batman's feelings for him, he said ruthlessly, "We have a very good relationship, very close."

Batman felt an arrow in his heart.

"Me and Clark share a bed every day."

Batman took a second arrow in the heart.

"We even use the same toothbrush, the same tableware."

Batman took the third arrow in his heart.

"Superman and Clark are inseparable from each other, just like the two sides of a coin are inseparable and will never be separated."

Everything he said was true, and there was not a single lie, but he just took advantage of the ambiguity and tricks of the language.

Even if the truth came out, there was nothing wrong with his words.

Batman didn't speak, just turned his back on Superman, walked to the window, and looked out the window quietly.

After a long time, he said softly: "Okay, I see, you can leave."

Superman's pride was instantly extinguished by the icy water. Batman's emotionless voice and lonely back made him feel a mess in his heart, and he couldn't help but feel guilty.

He suddenly felt that he was very cruel, even a bit scumbag, and he had the urge to confess everything.

"I..." Superman took a step forward and reached out to Batman, but passed by Batman who suddenly turned away.

Batman's cloak passed over Superman's palm without staying, making Superman feel lost.

Maybe I was wrong?

Maybe I shouldn't reject them in this way?

But everyone of him has rejected it face to face, and no one accepts it at all!They even pursued him passionately together, much to his annoyance.

That's why he had a brain twitch and created a brain-dead incident that would definitely become his black history.

God, save Chao!

God of Destiny: It's hopeless, it's your destiny to be a heartthrob, you can only accept it!

******

Finally able to "off duty" Superman returned to Clark's life.

Then he was blocked by Tony who came to the door.

"..." Clark.

Tony grabbed Clark and "kidnapped" him without refusal.

"..." Clark was stuffed into the car and taken to an interrogation room with various connecting wires attached to his head.

"This is an accurate lie detector I made, any lies you tell will be seen through!" Tony said grimly.

"..." Clark.

"Be honest, what is your relationship with Superman?" Tony pushed his sunglasses, put his arms around his chest, and asked with his legs crossed.

Clark rolled his eyes. Why is Tony's painting style so unique that he can't feel any guilt, and even wants to compete with him?

Hehe, let the horse come here!

"We're close...in the same bed...never apart." Clark repeated what he had said to Batman.

Tony looked at the lie detector which did not detect the slightest "lie", and checked it for a long time in disbelief.

"FUCK!" Finally Tony cursed, and then he looked at Clark puzzledly: "Why are you?"

"Well, you are indeed young, beautiful, cute, free and willful, energetic, and very likable, and you are also a genius, rich man, and excellent scientist..."

Tony paused, and suddenly realized what a terrible love rival his lovely junior was!

"Shit!"

Tony did not give up, and continued to ask firmly: "How did you meet?"

"...We've known each other since childhood."

"Fuck, I'm still a childhood sweetheart!"

"What do you like about Superman? What does Superman like about you?"

"We like and accept everything about each other."

"... Can such an answer not be a lie?" Tony even began to doubt his production level.

"With all my heart?" Tony suddenly didn't know what to say.

"Okay, one last question. Excuse me, when will you break up?"

"..." Clark stared at Tony expressionlessly.

"Be sure to tell me the first time you broke up." Tony said as a matter of course.

"..." Clark.

"Remember, I will never stop liking Superman just because you are together." Tony held Clark's shoulders tightly and looked at him seriously.

"So I will wait, you better not let me find an opportunity, this is my declaration of war on you!"

"..." Clark who was threatened and declared war.

Should he be moved as Superman, or should he be nervous as Clark?

Just, why?Why are you so persistent?Why don't you want to give up?

At this moment, Clark's mood was extremely complicated.

******

Since the official announcement of Chaoke CP, Superman has been guarding against the most dangerous rival in love - Lex.

But what is disturbing is that Lex has not made any movement.

But this just means that the other party is holding back some big moves.

Sure enough, one day, when he was rescuing, an unexpected kryptonite shot at him, and he was sniped!

When he found the sniper, Clark was shocked to find that Lex had personally shot him!Just, when will Lex snipe?

Having emptied the kryptonite bullet, Lex took out another dagger and stabbed Superman in the shoulder.

"Stay away from my Clark!"

Superman dodges immediately, and Lex chases after him.

Superman carries props to isolate green kryptonite, but it is time-sensitive.

It is not an option to let Lex continue to attack like this.

Just when Superman was about to walk away or simply knock Lex out, Lex's dagger cut his arm.

Although it was only a shallow wound, it was enough to show that his anti-kryptonite props were about to expire.

"Enough!" Superman decided not to hold back, and was about to knock Lex unconscious.

"I surrender!" Lex suddenly surrendered.

Superman gave him a strange look, wondering what the hell he was doing.

Suddenly, with an idea, Superman snatched the kryptonite dagger that Lex had put away.

Sure enough, it was stained with his blood!

He has always been careful and never let anyone get the superman's gene, because if the superman's gene falls into the wrong hands, it is the most dangerous weapon!

Lex was very upset, and stared at Superman with dark eyes: "Humans are the masters of the earth, you are not the god of humans, you can't fool everyone, and one day, I will let everyone and Clark see your true face !"

Superman sighed helplessly, dropped Lex and flew away.

After seeing Superman leave, Lex slowly raised the corners of his mouth, he took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and a drop of Superman's blood was on the handkerchief!

******

After that, the exhausted Clark took refuge in Captain America's house, and collapsed on Steve's sofa.

"Having been wooed by Bruce, Tony, and Lex at the same time?" Steve.

"Yeah!" Clark moaned.

"Indeed, it's not easy to deal with any one of them, not to mention dealing with three suitors and three rivals at the same time, it's really hard for you."

Clark nodded again and again, suddenly he froze, sat up "swipe", and looked at Steve who was preparing the ingredients in astonishment: "You, what did you just say?"

"I said the three of them are difficult to deal with." Steve said without raising his head.

Clark was very guilty: "Haha, Bruce and Lex are after Clark, and Tony is after Superman..."

"Well, isn't that all you?" Steve still didn't look at Clark.

Clark was shocked: "!!! You know? No, how did you know?"

Steve finally raised his head and suddenly realized: "Oh, you said this! Well, I actually knew it a long time ago. As for how I knew it, maybe it was intuition?"

"... Then when did you know?"

"I heard from Bucky that he saw Fry and Superman having a good chat. But Fry is Clark's company manager, and it's normal to have a good relationship with Clark, but he shouldn't have a close relationship with Superman.

I was skeptical then, and then I met with Clark and Superman a few times.

Clark looks gentle and deceitful, but in fact he is suffocating, more casual and self-willed, like ordinary teenagers who love to mess around, for example, he helped me open an art exhibition, buy a house and a car, and let me go until I went to school. Months to pay off the money.

Superman is more gentle and tolerant, more mature and stable, full of a sense of holiness and justice that people look up to.

But, I just think you are one person.

Although you have different looks and personalities, you are both helping ordinary people and upholding justice. Even your tenderness and preference for superheroes are very similar.

Although I don't have any clear evidence that you are one, my instinct tells me that you are one. "

Steve said a lot, but to sum it up-

"Is your intuition dead?" Clark covered his head and wailed, "You're cheating!"

"Okay, let's have sandwiches for lunch, can I add some ham for you?" Steve reassured.

"The eggs should be soft-boiled, and the pickles you pickled yourself!" Clark immediately made a request.

"Okay." Steve smiled, and there seemed to be a loving holy light behind him.

******

After that, the weekend finally arrived.

Today is Rachel and Harvey's wedding!

Clark was very melancholy, he shouldn't have announced Chaoke's CP, and shouldn't have agreed to play someone else's boyfriend!

Don't think about it, today will be a disaster!