[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman
Chapter 50 The 7st Invention
The battle between Batman and the Servant continues.
Batman discovered that the opponent had great strength and high fighting skills.Judging from the opponent's fighting skills, the opponent looks like a fighter who has experienced many battles, but it is also very unique, and does not belong to any fighting system he knows.
It's tricky.
Raymond discovered that although Batman's strength was not as strong as his own, he was nimble and cunning, his combat skills and tactical thinking were even far superior to a man who had experienced many wars, and those bat props with different functions made it hard to guard against.
It's tricky.
He didn't expect that there are such powerful masters of fighting and tactics on Earth, and he really shouldn't underestimate the people on Earth.
The planet God Envoy loves is indeed different!
Therefore, the two are at a stalemate, and Bruce can't catch Raymond for a while, and Raymond can't escape for a while.
Strong, warrior, height 191, weight... Batman is fighting, while thinking about the suspicious characters who have recently entered Gotham based on the collected information, to see if there are any people who meet the characteristics of "Servant of God".
Suddenly, a name flashed in his mind.
"Raymond!"
Sure enough, the Servant stopped fighting and looked at Batman in shock.
Lei Meng didn't want to cause trouble for the envoy, and couldn't help but want to punish those who hurt the envoy, so he acted secretly.But he didn't expect that Gotham's superheroes would recognize him the first time he acted as a "servant of God".
kill him!
A crazy idea suddenly popped up in Raymond's mind.
But then he thought that the Messenger admired Batman and even wanted to form an alliance of heroes with him, so he regained consciousness in an instant and suppressed this thought.
"What you did to the clown was revenge for your employer Kent? Does Kent know what you did?"
Batman figured out the logic and guessed the truth.Because Batman and Clark are "unfamiliar", he hasn't forgotten to call him Kent.
"Mr. didn't know about this matter." Raymond said coldly.
Batman breathed a sigh of relief.
"Revenge is irrational, and Gotham is not a place for you to lynch."
Raymond didn't speak, but the other party's persistent and extreme eyes made Batman understand something.
He stared at Raymond probingly: "Are you in love with Clark Kent?"
"No, I'm not." Raymond panicked.
Batman snorted coldly in his heart, very unhappy about having another rival in love.At the same time, he was very worried that an extreme love like Raymond's was not healthy, and might even hurt Clark.
"Who are you? What's the purpose of lurking beside Kent as a bodyguard?"
Raymond's mouth was tightly shut, and he was not going to tell the other party more information.
Seeing Raymond guarding himself, Batman smiled: "You say you are a servant of God? Whose servant of God? Which god do you believe in? From the Bible?"
Raymond sneered in his heart.
"It doesn't seem to be. Does your god really exist?" Batman guessed intuitively.
Raymond was shocked, he was wearing a mask, how did Batman see this only from his eyes?
"It really exists, and believers will definitely find ways to get close to their gods, so your god is also in Metropolis, and it may be related to Clark...the god of the world...Superman! Do you believe in Superman?!"
Batman was shocked when he finished his reasoning.
Although he knew that people in the metropolis were very enthusiastic about Superman, even fanatical, and because of this, several small groups were born, and they directly believed in and worshiped Superman as a god.Luthor also used this as an excuse to criticize Superman, saying that Superman is a false god who wants to rule mankind.
Batman knows that with Superman's strength, it is inevitable to attract some ordinary people's beliefs, and Superman has always been very resistant.So, he never doubted what Superman was trying to do with the Believer.
He guards against superhuman strength, not human.
But Batman didn't expect the powerful Raymond to be a fanatic of Superman!
Moreover, Superman kept such a dangerous believer in Metropolis and Clark.
What is Superman trying to do?Stupid or... huh.
He had to have a good talk with Superman!
Raymond thinks Batman is dangerous, and he can deduce the truth from just a few words!He suddenly understood why the envoy once said that Batman's wisdom is the most terrifying.
If Batman must catch him, he will not be polite, he must not fall into the hands of such a person!
Batman looked at Raymond: "Let's go, don't step into Gotham again."
"..." Raymond was a little surprised, he took a deep look at Batman, turned and left.
Batman doesn't really care if the Joker got spanked, he cares who did it and why.
Now that he knew the truth, and there was obviously a better person to solve this trouble, he didn't need to ask for trouble.
Besides, it would be useless even if he was taken to the police station.Based on his knowledge of the Gotham Police Department, the crime of beating the clown will only make Raymond regarded as a hero by everyone, and he will be released after a few days of detention, which will not solve the problem.
******
Batman still went to see the horror of the clown.
As Batman expected, everyone present felt that the Joker deserved it.Considering what the clown has done in the past, it is reasonable to be retaliated against.
After the Joker saw Batman, he grinned:
[Little bat, my dear friend, you came to see me, I really want to continue playing games with you, hehehe. ]
"Are you happy?" Batman frowned, and the almighty Batman could naturally read lips.
[Hee hee, although I can't play the game, someone will replace me.I really look forward to it, what changes will he have, and what kind of new madness will he bring to the world?Hee hee hee ha ha ha! ]
Batman frowned. He was more worried about Raymond now.
******
It was almost dawn when Batman returned to Wayne Manor after his night watch.
Bruce changed into pajamas, but didn't feel sleepy at all.He was really upset, so he went out for a walk, and walked to Clark's door without knowing it.
He was worried about Clark, and after tossing and turning back and forth for a few minutes, he finally opened the door and walked in.
He walked lightly to Clark's bed, sat down gently, and stared at the sleeping Clark.
What secret does Clark have, why are the people around him so different: superman, magician, servant of God, and other unidentified characters in CK Manor...
……
the next day.
Clark didn't sleep well, and there were always two beasts staring at him in his dreams.
In the morning, when he opened his eyes, he found Bruce sitting on the head of the bed staring at him.
"WTF!!!" Clark was so frightened that he punched him directly.
Blue kryptonite makes him close to the state of an ordinary person, so he needs to sleep, but in Batman's territory, he feels that there is nothing to worry about, so he sleeps peacefully, but he actually forgot that the person who needs to be on guard most is Batman himself!
He obviously locked the door, so one can imagine how this bastard got in!
Bruce grabbed Clark's fisting hand and looked at Clark apologetically: "Sorry."
"What's wrong with you? Don't sleep and run to my room to watch me sleep?" Clark, who didn't sleep well, got up very angry and in a bad mood.
He withdrew his hand abruptly, but Bruce subconsciously held it tighter.
"What are you doing?" Clark glared at Bruce.
Bruce pulled hard suddenly, pulling Clark into his arms and hugging him tightly.
Just as Clark was about to push Bruce away, he heard the other party's words full of worry and concern:
"Promise me, be careful with Raymond! If there is anything wrong with him, you must tell me."
"What's wrong with Raymond?" Clark sighed, with a bad premonition in his heart.
……
"..." Clark after listening to Bruce's story.
Of course, Bruce said Batman told him to remind Clark.
Clark had a headache, or Raymond had been giving him a headache.
Loyal and fiery, but hot to the touch.
He is not a person who likes to dominate others, so he has never known how to deal with Raymond who is loyal to him.
He wanted to treat Raymond like a friend, but Raymond was respectful every time.He wanted Raymond to be himself, but Raymond always paid too much attention to him, and even made a big fuss about his affairs, making it his own to pay off the enemies for him and avenge him.
Bury the Hydra agent who sneaked into the manor that time, punish the clown this time too!
He can't blindly indulge each other.
Even if he doesn't like raising a loyal dog, but now that he has raised it, when he finds that the loyal dog may become a rabid dog, he must assume the responsibility of "master" and give him a good lesson!
Bruce let go of Clark, held Clark's face worriedly, let Clark look at him, and said seriously again: "You must be careful, and remember to tell me if you have anything, I am very worried about you."
Bruce's gentle and ambiguous movements and focused eyes made Clark uncomfortable, and he avoided him with a dry smile: "Okay, I see."
Clark pushed Bruce out of the room on the grounds of changing clothes.
Unknowingly, Clark took off the blue kryptonite pendant around his neck, and sure enough, he saw Bruce still standing outside the door, staring at his door.
Under the perspective, Clark had the illusion of meeting Bruce's gaze, and immediately retracted his gaze as if he was burned.
It's crazy, what's going on!
Don't think too much, it must not be what you think!
******
That day, Batman met with Superman.
This time Clark didn't ask Raymond to be a stand-in, but carefully avoided all the monitors he had secretly found out in the past two days before going to the appointment secretly.
Upon meeting, Batman gave Superman a murderous shoulder throw.
Superman didn't resist, and let Batman fall and sit on him and roared:
"Take care of your mad dog! Raymond is your fanatic, don't tell me you don't know! What are you thinking? Or what do you want to do?"
"..." Superman.This attitude towards Clark and Superman is too different, isn't it?
"Well, Batman, you get up first." Superman said with some embarrassment, the position where Batman's butt was pressed was a bit awkward.
Batman froze for a moment, then became angry, punched Superman in the face, and then stood up as if he had been burned.
Under the mask, the roots of his ears felt a little hot.
Damn Superman!How dare you use this method to change the subject!
Afterwards, amidst Batman's roar and Superman's constant promises, the two completed a harmonious communication.
"Who is Raymond? Why is he so persistent in your belief? Why is he by Clark's side?"
Batman, who had received various guarantees from Superman, finally calmed down a little.
Superman was silent for a moment, then decided to tell some part of the truth.
Now that we are going to build the Justice League together, some things can't continue to be hidden from Batman.
……
"So Raymond is a damned alien. You saved their family when you got lost in the universe last time. They regarded you as their god. You are so stupid that you can't explain it clearly, and Raymond became your servant of God. You came back to Earth with you who lacked the necessary precautions, and you didn’t know how to deal with him, so you just dumped him and sent him to Clark as a bodyguard?"
"..." Superman.Although it has almost the same meaning as what he said, I always feel that something is wrong.
"Stupid! Lack of defense! Abusing good people! Don't throw the blame away!" Batman yelled, grabbing Superman by the collar.
"..." Superman.Thanks for the focus of the Batman drawing, he knew what was wrong.
After Batman finished cursing Shuan, he gave Superman a cold look, then spread his bat wings and left with a shackle.
When he left, looking at Superman who was still standing on the roof in a daze, Batman curled his lips.
Establish a Justice League with Superman, sooner or later he will be pissed off by the other party!
What a worry!
******
Because Clark was still a guest at Wayne Manor, under Frye's arrangement, CK's press conference was held in Gotham.
After Clark sat down, Bruce, who had nothing to do with the press conference, snatched the lawyer's seat of CK Company and sat next to Clark himself.
At the press conference, Clark first announced the upgrade of the protective cover, followed by the clown incident, and finally came to the reporter's questioning session.
But people are more interested in the love life of Clark and Superman and Bruce than the old product Shield and Joker.
"What's going on with your relationship with Superman? Why did you live in Wayne Manor?" asked a reporter with a gossiping gleam in his eye.
"Superman and I are just friends, and living in Wayne Manor is just a visit to a friend's house." Clark said with a smile.
"Oh? Someone photographed you and Bruce going to bars in cross-dressing together, acting intimately and singing love songs to each other." A reporter asked holding up several enlarged photos.
The photo is from the blog of a guest who was also at the bar that day, one of dozens of photos of the bar.It was also a talent for the reporter to be able to find the one of Clark and Bruce among the pile of photos of this unknown person.
In the photo, Clark and Bruce are dressed like plumbers and have beards attached, but their facial features are still recognizable.
In the photo, Clark is singing, Bruce is clasping his waist with one hand and his shoulder with the other, and the whole person is hugging him from behind!
The two looked at each other in blank dismay. If it wasn't for the photo, they wouldn't know that they (the other party) had done this ambiguous action.
At that time, Clark was concentrating on singing, and Bruce had the illusion that Clark was disappearing, so he unconsciously came to the stage to confirm the existence of the other party and to lock the other party...
There was an uproar at the scene after the photo was shown.
"That's not us, you've got the wrong person." Clark decided to beat him to death.
Anyway, the photo was not so clear, they even made a disguise, and if the reporter could confirm that it was them, the photo would have been published in the newspaper, so this is clearly defrauding them!
"Did you break up with Superman? Are you empathizing with Bruce?" However, some reporters didn't listen to explanations, they only listened to what they wanted to hear.
"Superman, Bruce and I are just ordinary friends." Clark emphasized seriously.
"Why did you break up with Superman? Is it because of his poor skills? Or did you choose Bruce because you wanted to be on top?" Another reporter asked wretchedly.
"!" Clark's face turned red immediately, he gritted his teeth and said, "We're not that kind of relationship!"
MD!These reporters don't listen to people at all!
Clark couldn't argue with his words, but Bruce actually added fuel to the fire: "Who told you that the young master is from below, huh?"
"So Mr. Kent, you have always been below? Then why did you choose Brucey instead of Superman?" The reporter was very puzzled, and even looked at a certain position of Brucey with contempt.
Bruce was angry: "What do you mean, is this young master very strong?"
Clark stared at Bruce and whispered, "Shut up! Don't make any more trouble!"
Bruce shrugged. He didn't want to make trouble, but this was a matter of man's dignity.
"So it's convenient if it's Superman? Didn't that satisfy you?"
Can't Superman? !no?I can not?
The man couldn't say no, Clark was angry: "Of course not, Superman is very good!"
"Oh~! How do you know? Have you ever experienced it?"
"..." Clark was speechless. Could it be that he is a superman, so of course he knows in the morning?
Bruce was irritated by Clark's words.
Looking at Clark's "accepted" expression, he was shocked, angry, sour, and obviously went with the reporter.
When Clark acquiesced, the reporter continued to ask: "Since Superman is very strong, why did you break up with him? Why did you choose Bruce?"
"..." Clark covered his face, he didn't want to talk anymore.
"Is it because Superman is too strong and you can't stand it anymore, so you broke up?"
"..." Clark Dead Fisheye: Let him die!
Sure enough, the scariest thing in the world is not the super villain, but the tabloid reporter!
Unsurprisingly, the next day's headlines read:
"Clark Empathizes with Brucey", "Clark Breaks Up Because Superman Is Too Strong", "The Wonderful Relationship between Superman and Clark and Brucey", "Brucey Said: I am the TOP, and Clark is the Proof" ,...
Clark: Damn tabloids! ! !
Batman discovered that the opponent had great strength and high fighting skills.Judging from the opponent's fighting skills, the opponent looks like a fighter who has experienced many battles, but it is also very unique, and does not belong to any fighting system he knows.
It's tricky.
Raymond discovered that although Batman's strength was not as strong as his own, he was nimble and cunning, his combat skills and tactical thinking were even far superior to a man who had experienced many wars, and those bat props with different functions made it hard to guard against.
It's tricky.
He didn't expect that there are such powerful masters of fighting and tactics on Earth, and he really shouldn't underestimate the people on Earth.
The planet God Envoy loves is indeed different!
Therefore, the two are at a stalemate, and Bruce can't catch Raymond for a while, and Raymond can't escape for a while.
Strong, warrior, height 191, weight... Batman is fighting, while thinking about the suspicious characters who have recently entered Gotham based on the collected information, to see if there are any people who meet the characteristics of "Servant of God".
Suddenly, a name flashed in his mind.
"Raymond!"
Sure enough, the Servant stopped fighting and looked at Batman in shock.
Lei Meng didn't want to cause trouble for the envoy, and couldn't help but want to punish those who hurt the envoy, so he acted secretly.But he didn't expect that Gotham's superheroes would recognize him the first time he acted as a "servant of God".
kill him!
A crazy idea suddenly popped up in Raymond's mind.
But then he thought that the Messenger admired Batman and even wanted to form an alliance of heroes with him, so he regained consciousness in an instant and suppressed this thought.
"What you did to the clown was revenge for your employer Kent? Does Kent know what you did?"
Batman figured out the logic and guessed the truth.Because Batman and Clark are "unfamiliar", he hasn't forgotten to call him Kent.
"Mr. didn't know about this matter." Raymond said coldly.
Batman breathed a sigh of relief.
"Revenge is irrational, and Gotham is not a place for you to lynch."
Raymond didn't speak, but the other party's persistent and extreme eyes made Batman understand something.
He stared at Raymond probingly: "Are you in love with Clark Kent?"
"No, I'm not." Raymond panicked.
Batman snorted coldly in his heart, very unhappy about having another rival in love.At the same time, he was very worried that an extreme love like Raymond's was not healthy, and might even hurt Clark.
"Who are you? What's the purpose of lurking beside Kent as a bodyguard?"
Raymond's mouth was tightly shut, and he was not going to tell the other party more information.
Seeing Raymond guarding himself, Batman smiled: "You say you are a servant of God? Whose servant of God? Which god do you believe in? From the Bible?"
Raymond sneered in his heart.
"It doesn't seem to be. Does your god really exist?" Batman guessed intuitively.
Raymond was shocked, he was wearing a mask, how did Batman see this only from his eyes?
"It really exists, and believers will definitely find ways to get close to their gods, so your god is also in Metropolis, and it may be related to Clark...the god of the world...Superman! Do you believe in Superman?!"
Batman was shocked when he finished his reasoning.
Although he knew that people in the metropolis were very enthusiastic about Superman, even fanatical, and because of this, several small groups were born, and they directly believed in and worshiped Superman as a god.Luthor also used this as an excuse to criticize Superman, saying that Superman is a false god who wants to rule mankind.
Batman knows that with Superman's strength, it is inevitable to attract some ordinary people's beliefs, and Superman has always been very resistant.So, he never doubted what Superman was trying to do with the Believer.
He guards against superhuman strength, not human.
But Batman didn't expect the powerful Raymond to be a fanatic of Superman!
Moreover, Superman kept such a dangerous believer in Metropolis and Clark.
What is Superman trying to do?Stupid or... huh.
He had to have a good talk with Superman!
Raymond thinks Batman is dangerous, and he can deduce the truth from just a few words!He suddenly understood why the envoy once said that Batman's wisdom is the most terrifying.
If Batman must catch him, he will not be polite, he must not fall into the hands of such a person!
Batman looked at Raymond: "Let's go, don't step into Gotham again."
"..." Raymond was a little surprised, he took a deep look at Batman, turned and left.
Batman doesn't really care if the Joker got spanked, he cares who did it and why.
Now that he knew the truth, and there was obviously a better person to solve this trouble, he didn't need to ask for trouble.
Besides, it would be useless even if he was taken to the police station.Based on his knowledge of the Gotham Police Department, the crime of beating the clown will only make Raymond regarded as a hero by everyone, and he will be released after a few days of detention, which will not solve the problem.
******
Batman still went to see the horror of the clown.
As Batman expected, everyone present felt that the Joker deserved it.Considering what the clown has done in the past, it is reasonable to be retaliated against.
After the Joker saw Batman, he grinned:
[Little bat, my dear friend, you came to see me, I really want to continue playing games with you, hehehe. ]
"Are you happy?" Batman frowned, and the almighty Batman could naturally read lips.
[Hee hee, although I can't play the game, someone will replace me.I really look forward to it, what changes will he have, and what kind of new madness will he bring to the world?Hee hee hee ha ha ha! ]
Batman frowned. He was more worried about Raymond now.
******
It was almost dawn when Batman returned to Wayne Manor after his night watch.
Bruce changed into pajamas, but didn't feel sleepy at all.He was really upset, so he went out for a walk, and walked to Clark's door without knowing it.
He was worried about Clark, and after tossing and turning back and forth for a few minutes, he finally opened the door and walked in.
He walked lightly to Clark's bed, sat down gently, and stared at the sleeping Clark.
What secret does Clark have, why are the people around him so different: superman, magician, servant of God, and other unidentified characters in CK Manor...
……
the next day.
Clark didn't sleep well, and there were always two beasts staring at him in his dreams.
In the morning, when he opened his eyes, he found Bruce sitting on the head of the bed staring at him.
"WTF!!!" Clark was so frightened that he punched him directly.
Blue kryptonite makes him close to the state of an ordinary person, so he needs to sleep, but in Batman's territory, he feels that there is nothing to worry about, so he sleeps peacefully, but he actually forgot that the person who needs to be on guard most is Batman himself!
He obviously locked the door, so one can imagine how this bastard got in!
Bruce grabbed Clark's fisting hand and looked at Clark apologetically: "Sorry."
"What's wrong with you? Don't sleep and run to my room to watch me sleep?" Clark, who didn't sleep well, got up very angry and in a bad mood.
He withdrew his hand abruptly, but Bruce subconsciously held it tighter.
"What are you doing?" Clark glared at Bruce.
Bruce pulled hard suddenly, pulling Clark into his arms and hugging him tightly.
Just as Clark was about to push Bruce away, he heard the other party's words full of worry and concern:
"Promise me, be careful with Raymond! If there is anything wrong with him, you must tell me."
"What's wrong with Raymond?" Clark sighed, with a bad premonition in his heart.
……
"..." Clark after listening to Bruce's story.
Of course, Bruce said Batman told him to remind Clark.
Clark had a headache, or Raymond had been giving him a headache.
Loyal and fiery, but hot to the touch.
He is not a person who likes to dominate others, so he has never known how to deal with Raymond who is loyal to him.
He wanted to treat Raymond like a friend, but Raymond was respectful every time.He wanted Raymond to be himself, but Raymond always paid too much attention to him, and even made a big fuss about his affairs, making it his own to pay off the enemies for him and avenge him.
Bury the Hydra agent who sneaked into the manor that time, punish the clown this time too!
He can't blindly indulge each other.
Even if he doesn't like raising a loyal dog, but now that he has raised it, when he finds that the loyal dog may become a rabid dog, he must assume the responsibility of "master" and give him a good lesson!
Bruce let go of Clark, held Clark's face worriedly, let Clark look at him, and said seriously again: "You must be careful, and remember to tell me if you have anything, I am very worried about you."
Bruce's gentle and ambiguous movements and focused eyes made Clark uncomfortable, and he avoided him with a dry smile: "Okay, I see."
Clark pushed Bruce out of the room on the grounds of changing clothes.
Unknowingly, Clark took off the blue kryptonite pendant around his neck, and sure enough, he saw Bruce still standing outside the door, staring at his door.
Under the perspective, Clark had the illusion of meeting Bruce's gaze, and immediately retracted his gaze as if he was burned.
It's crazy, what's going on!
Don't think too much, it must not be what you think!
******
That day, Batman met with Superman.
This time Clark didn't ask Raymond to be a stand-in, but carefully avoided all the monitors he had secretly found out in the past two days before going to the appointment secretly.
Upon meeting, Batman gave Superman a murderous shoulder throw.
Superman didn't resist, and let Batman fall and sit on him and roared:
"Take care of your mad dog! Raymond is your fanatic, don't tell me you don't know! What are you thinking? Or what do you want to do?"
"..." Superman.This attitude towards Clark and Superman is too different, isn't it?
"Well, Batman, you get up first." Superman said with some embarrassment, the position where Batman's butt was pressed was a bit awkward.
Batman froze for a moment, then became angry, punched Superman in the face, and then stood up as if he had been burned.
Under the mask, the roots of his ears felt a little hot.
Damn Superman!How dare you use this method to change the subject!
Afterwards, amidst Batman's roar and Superman's constant promises, the two completed a harmonious communication.
"Who is Raymond? Why is he so persistent in your belief? Why is he by Clark's side?"
Batman, who had received various guarantees from Superman, finally calmed down a little.
Superman was silent for a moment, then decided to tell some part of the truth.
Now that we are going to build the Justice League together, some things can't continue to be hidden from Batman.
……
"So Raymond is a damned alien. You saved their family when you got lost in the universe last time. They regarded you as their god. You are so stupid that you can't explain it clearly, and Raymond became your servant of God. You came back to Earth with you who lacked the necessary precautions, and you didn’t know how to deal with him, so you just dumped him and sent him to Clark as a bodyguard?"
"..." Superman.Although it has almost the same meaning as what he said, I always feel that something is wrong.
"Stupid! Lack of defense! Abusing good people! Don't throw the blame away!" Batman yelled, grabbing Superman by the collar.
"..." Superman.Thanks for the focus of the Batman drawing, he knew what was wrong.
After Batman finished cursing Shuan, he gave Superman a cold look, then spread his bat wings and left with a shackle.
When he left, looking at Superman who was still standing on the roof in a daze, Batman curled his lips.
Establish a Justice League with Superman, sooner or later he will be pissed off by the other party!
What a worry!
******
Because Clark was still a guest at Wayne Manor, under Frye's arrangement, CK's press conference was held in Gotham.
After Clark sat down, Bruce, who had nothing to do with the press conference, snatched the lawyer's seat of CK Company and sat next to Clark himself.
At the press conference, Clark first announced the upgrade of the protective cover, followed by the clown incident, and finally came to the reporter's questioning session.
But people are more interested in the love life of Clark and Superman and Bruce than the old product Shield and Joker.
"What's going on with your relationship with Superman? Why did you live in Wayne Manor?" asked a reporter with a gossiping gleam in his eye.
"Superman and I are just friends, and living in Wayne Manor is just a visit to a friend's house." Clark said with a smile.
"Oh? Someone photographed you and Bruce going to bars in cross-dressing together, acting intimately and singing love songs to each other." A reporter asked holding up several enlarged photos.
The photo is from the blog of a guest who was also at the bar that day, one of dozens of photos of the bar.It was also a talent for the reporter to be able to find the one of Clark and Bruce among the pile of photos of this unknown person.
In the photo, Clark and Bruce are dressed like plumbers and have beards attached, but their facial features are still recognizable.
In the photo, Clark is singing, Bruce is clasping his waist with one hand and his shoulder with the other, and the whole person is hugging him from behind!
The two looked at each other in blank dismay. If it wasn't for the photo, they wouldn't know that they (the other party) had done this ambiguous action.
At that time, Clark was concentrating on singing, and Bruce had the illusion that Clark was disappearing, so he unconsciously came to the stage to confirm the existence of the other party and to lock the other party...
There was an uproar at the scene after the photo was shown.
"That's not us, you've got the wrong person." Clark decided to beat him to death.
Anyway, the photo was not so clear, they even made a disguise, and if the reporter could confirm that it was them, the photo would have been published in the newspaper, so this is clearly defrauding them!
"Did you break up with Superman? Are you empathizing with Bruce?" However, some reporters didn't listen to explanations, they only listened to what they wanted to hear.
"Superman, Bruce and I are just ordinary friends." Clark emphasized seriously.
"Why did you break up with Superman? Is it because of his poor skills? Or did you choose Bruce because you wanted to be on top?" Another reporter asked wretchedly.
"!" Clark's face turned red immediately, he gritted his teeth and said, "We're not that kind of relationship!"
MD!These reporters don't listen to people at all!
Clark couldn't argue with his words, but Bruce actually added fuel to the fire: "Who told you that the young master is from below, huh?"
"So Mr. Kent, you have always been below? Then why did you choose Brucey instead of Superman?" The reporter was very puzzled, and even looked at a certain position of Brucey with contempt.
Bruce was angry: "What do you mean, is this young master very strong?"
Clark stared at Bruce and whispered, "Shut up! Don't make any more trouble!"
Bruce shrugged. He didn't want to make trouble, but this was a matter of man's dignity.
"So it's convenient if it's Superman? Didn't that satisfy you?"
Can't Superman? !no?I can not?
The man couldn't say no, Clark was angry: "Of course not, Superman is very good!"
"Oh~! How do you know? Have you ever experienced it?"
"..." Clark was speechless. Could it be that he is a superman, so of course he knows in the morning?
Bruce was irritated by Clark's words.
Looking at Clark's "accepted" expression, he was shocked, angry, sour, and obviously went with the reporter.
When Clark acquiesced, the reporter continued to ask: "Since Superman is very strong, why did you break up with him? Why did you choose Bruce?"
"..." Clark covered his face, he didn't want to talk anymore.
"Is it because Superman is too strong and you can't stand it anymore, so you broke up?"
"..." Clark Dead Fisheye: Let him die!
Sure enough, the scariest thing in the world is not the super villain, but the tabloid reporter!
Unsurprisingly, the next day's headlines read:
"Clark Empathizes with Brucey", "Clark Breaks Up Because Superman Is Too Strong", "The Wonderful Relationship between Superman and Clark and Brucey", "Brucey Said: I am the TOP, and Clark is the Proof" ,...
Clark: Damn tabloids! ! !
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