[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

Arkham Asylum.

[Hee hee, don't kill me?So what do you want to do? ] The clown smiled excitedly and opened his mouth, there was no sound, only mouth movements.

"I will give you God's punishment instead of God!" Lei Meng said coldly, looking at the clown like he was looking at a bug.

[Hee hee hee ha ha, interesting, so interesting!Mask and tights, hee hee, are you the new superhero or the new supervillain?Or are you the new super-crazy, my kind? ]

In answer, Raymond smashed the Joker's minibus with a single punch.

[Eh, the "water film" is a one-way protection?I can't hurt others, can others hurt me?Hee hee, cute little Clark is really more interesting than I imagined, it's really dark~. ]

The clown wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth on his face, making the already hideous smile even more terrifying.

Seeing "Clark" from the clown's mouth shape, Raymond's eyes sharpened. He punched the clown's nose and kicked the clown flying, breaking several of the clown's ribs.

Raymond knew the function of the water film, not a simple one-way protection.He didn't kill the clown not only because of the virus, but also because Clark designed the water film with basic vital signs maintenance functions to prevent the clown virus from spreading, so as to ensure that the clown would not die.

Therefore, he respects the choice of the envoy and does not kill the clown, but he will make the clown who hurt the envoy worse than death!

[Hee hee, who are you?I always want to know who is playing games with me~! ]

The clown spat out a mouthful of blood, and looked at Raymond with interest, with a smile on his face all the time.

Raymond didn't want to talk nonsense with him and broke his arm.

[Hee, don't ignore me, it's so boring, don't tell me who you are, just tell me who is the god you believe in? ...or ignore me?Hee hee hee, could it be that your god can't get on the stage?Third-rate god? ] Seeing Raymond always ignoring him, the clown who is good at grasping the weaknesses of others provocatively said.

Raymond was enraged, and knocked out some of the clown's teeth with one punch: "Shut up! My God is holy, beautiful, great and tolerant, the embodiment of truth, goodness and beauty, and a miracle of the universe! As a servant of God, I am willing to dedicate Give everything!"

In his eyes, a god envoy is equal to a god!The envoy of God is the incarnation of God in the world!

The clown spit out another mouthful of blood. He looked at the blood on Raymond's body and laughed wildly.

[Hee hee hee, servant of God?Your code name is really ugly, but the Scarlet Servant is more suitable for you! ]

Looking at the opponent's eyes that looked like beasts, the clown's eyes were very bright:

[Hee hee hee, we are the same kind of people, our hearts are full of crazy factors that yearn for blood and desire to hurt others, but I hurt ordinary people, and you hurt me!Hee hee, you belong to the darkness, don’t resist your nature, accept it, don’t be bound by the so-called gods anymore, untie the shackles of the soul, and gain complete freedom...]

Knowing that the clown was bewitching and swaying himself with words, Raymond broke the opponent's legs as an answer, but the clown didn't seem to feel the pain, and laughed even more crazily every time he was injured, which made Raymond even more angry.

[Hee hee, does your god know that you have gone crazy? ] The clown looked at Raymond eagerly, as if looking at his own kind.

"Shut up! I'm very calm, your bewitching is useless to me, and I will never betray God!" Lei Meng's eyes were resolute and cold, but also concealed a strong blackness: "I am a servant of God, a warrior of God, and I will never betray God!" God has the firmest and most ardent faith and love!"

The clown seemed to hear something funny, and laughed wildly again:

[Hee hee hee ha ha, faith and love?That's the craziest thing!Hee hee hee, I really look forward to what crazy things you will do for your god in the future! ]

"Hehe, no matter what I do, you won't be able to see it anymore. You're slowly rotting here like a puddle of mud." As Raymond said, he broke the clown's spine, making him a paralyzed man from now on.

[Hee hee, good job, same kind~! ] The clown covered in blood, but his eyes were extraordinarily bright. He looked straight at Raymond, which made Raymond, who had participated in many wars, feel a chill in his heart.

The clown is indeed the craziest and weirdest creature in the world, just as the envoy said!

Raymond wiped off the blood belonging to the clown in disgust, and left while the clown laughed.

……

After Raymond left, the clown closed his eyes, waiting for the Dionysian factor to heal him...

Suddenly, he opened his eyes and laughed hysterically.

The clown found that his self-healing ability was gone, that is to say, the Dionysian factor left his host, that is to say...

Hee hee hee ha ha ha!

******

The Dionysus Factor, a mysterious liquid metal, is actually a fountain of curses from hell, the source of madness and depravity!

Ninja Master Lei Xiaoaogu's Lhasa Road Pool is an inferior version of Dionysus factor.Although the Lazalu Pool can heal injuries and live forever, those who don't have enough willpower will fall into madness and even die.Lei Xiaoaogu endured it. Although the second barrel in the comics was not crazy, he was dominated by anger and paranoia. It took a long time to get out, and more people went crazy and died because they couldn't bear it...

The Owl Court also used a low-quality Dionysian factor mixed with amber gold to preserve the claws for a long time, so the mental state of the claws was not very normal.

And the Dionysian factor in the clown is the purest Dionysian factor. The Dionysian factor prefers dark and crazy hosts, so he chose the clown, and the Dionysian factor makes the clown even more crazy, and the world-destructive clown virus is in Dionysus. Produced by the continuous excitation of factors.

Dionysus factor is different from clown virus.

The clown virus is an individualized crazy virus produced after the Bacchus factor hosts the clown.Infected after death, the infected person is directly turned into a clown.

The Dionysian factor, the host, subtly drives the host into madness, and different individuals produce different personalized madness.

For example: Lei Xiao Aogu has been enhanced with the desire to control and conquer, Ertong has been enhanced with anger and paranoia, Lei Meng should have been enhanced with God's control and Clark's control...

The firmer the host's will, the smaller the influence of the Dionysian factor, otherwise it will lose its nature and completely fall into madness.

At the same time, the Dionysus factor cannot be observed by any means, and will only be activated when the host is dying or seriously injured. While healing the host, it will further make the host's spirit crazier and the soul more depraved.

******

At night, Raymond, who was walking alone in Gotham, unconsciously showed a weird smile, looking evil and crazy.

The smile was so fleeting that he didn't even realize it.

******

Back to a bar in Gotham two hours ago.

Clark and Bruce sat on the somewhat old bar, watching the band's passionate performance.

In the end, Bruce listened to Alfred's suggestion and asked Clark where he wanted to go.

Naturally, Clark can do as he pleases, but Bruce insists on letting Clark choose. The two repeatedly shied away several times. In a hurry, Clark blurted out: "Bar! The most distinctive bar in Gotham!"

So, they came here.

"This bar is nice, how did you find out?" Clark toasted Bruce.

Bruce smiled: "Secret~!"

As Batman, he sometimes needs to go undercover at the bottom of Gotham in order to obtain various information.And here, he discovered it when he was disguised as a gangster "Match Malone".

Although this bar is not very high-end and luxurious, it has a high reputation among Gotham civilians. Whether it is the atmosphere, food, wine, or band singing, it is perfect.

Since both of them are high-class celebrities, they made a small disguise before they came——

The two changed into plumber's clothes, one red and one blue denim overalls, their hair was deliberately crumpled into grass, their faces were plastered, and they had two mustaches on their mouths, much like the real version of Super Mario Bros. .

When the two finished dressing up and saw each other's image, they couldn't help laughing for a long time.

After the two arrived at the bar, they ordered the most famous but cheap self-brewed wine here, and ordered a few snacks, and watched the band performance while drinking.

Suddenly, Clark put his arms around Bruce's shoulders and smiled very socially: "Very well, Bruce, from today onwards, you are my brother!"

"Cough cough cough." Bruce was choked: "cough cough, what did you say?"

To be honest, Bruce was intimidated by Clark, who seemed to be a different person, but more surprised.

He was very curious about why Clark had this side. A person's past determines his character, and the side Clark is showing now does not match his past experience at all.Could it be that he also wandered around like himself?No, Clark's past is clear, there is no missing piece...

Clark was still telling Bruce his point of view: "We met a few times before, and we still got along. At that time, you can only be regarded as my ordinary friend. I agree to visit your house, which means that you have become my good friend. .But we can only be considered brothers if we go shopping together and drink (fight) together!"

After speaking, Clark stuffed a glass of wine into Bruce's hand and touched it with his own glass.

"Come on, do it! For brother!"

"..." Bruce.

Well, a brother is a brother, at least he is one step closer to a lover than a friend or a good friend.In this way, today's date is also a success, right?

"By the way, Tony is my brother too!" Clark said again.And the bad friends from the previous life are all his brothers.

"..." Bruce.

……

Afterwards, the two had a good time, dancing on the dance floor and participating in a bar darts competition.

In the darts competition, Bruce wanted to hide his strength, but because Clark said "I believe in you, you can do it", he finally became the night's darts king and won all the free wine tickets tonight.

Although he didn't need it, but seeing Clark laughing, whistling and cheering, Bruce held up the lottery ticket and laughed heartily.

After laughing, Clark took a sip of wine and looked at the people wandering casually on the dance floor. He suddenly had a feeling of being out of time and returning to his previous life.

When he is alone, he prefers to stay in the laboratory, which has been the case in his past and present lives.

But in his previous life, the bad friends he had been with since he was a student often dragged him to bars under the banner of "preventing him from growing mushrooms".

In this life, as Clark, he still loves learning, but in Europe and the United States, love of learning is equivalent to a nerd, and he is not popular, so he didn't have many friends when he was a student. Later, he graduated and started a company.

And the friend who would pull him to the bar, Tony is the first, and now Bruce is the second.

The bars Tony took him to were all very luxurious, completely high-society tastes.

And the bar that Bruce brought him to is more ordinary, more like the one he went to with his bad friends in his previous life, so in this misty music and atmosphere, he had a feeling of going back to the past...

Driven by this feeling, Clark drank a glass of wine in one gulp, got up abruptly and walked to the stage. He grabbed the microphone and began to sing a song about past lives, a song about nostalgia.

Bruce, who had been paying attention to Clark, raised his eyebrows, obviously looking forward to this surprise.

Holding the wine, he listened carefully to Clark's singing. Clark's song was very pleasant, with a soothing and beautiful rhythm, but with a touch of sadness.

The originally bustling bar gradually quieted down with Clark's singing, listening to him sing quietly, the person who controlled the stage effect even specially dimmed the stage light to match the atmosphere of the song.

Under the dim light, Clark's figure appeared blurred and hazy, making Bruce unable to see his appearance clearly. Bruce suddenly felt a little flustered, as if he and Clark were separated by a long distance, as if the other party might disappear at any time...

Bruce felt his heart being grasped by an invisible hand, he couldn't help but walked onto the stage, and firmly grasped Clark's shoulders, only to feel a little relieved.

"Are you singing a Chinese song?" Although Bruce has learned a little Chinese, he is not proficient enough to understand a Chinese song like a poem.

"Sing whatever you want." Clark shook his head, blaming the good atmosphere tonight for making him a little cranky.

"The song is sad, you... why are you sad?" Bruce looked at Clark carefully.

"It's just singing other people's songs. How can I be sad?" Clark shook his head and gave the other party a bright smile.

Bruce stared at him for a moment, then smiled.

Since Clark didn't want to say it, he waited until the day he did.

He saw a different side of Clark again, and got to know Clark a little more.But the more I get to know Clark, the more it feels like a complicated mystery.He wanted to solve these mysteries, but was afraid of solving them.

But now that there are a lot of puzzles to solve, it should make Clark forget about being unhappy.

Bruce took the microphone from Clark and smiled at him: "Let me sing a happy song."

Speaking of Bruce, he began to sing. The melody of this song was very cheerful and exciting, full of dynamics, and immediately turned the audience up.

"!!!" Clark was shocked, he really didn't expect Bruce to sing such a song.

But after the shock passed, Clark jumped onto the dance floor again and reveled with the crowd.

******

Two hours later, the two returned to Wayne Manor contentedly reeking of alcohol.

Clark said goodbye to Bruce and Alfred with a smile, and went back to the bedroom.

"Is the date going well?" Ah Fu asked his master.

"Well, Clark and I are very happy."

"But?" Ah Fu looked at Bruce with a serious expression in doubt.

"But I realize I don't know all of Clark." Bruce sighed.

"No one can fully understand a person from the beginning." Ah Fu said in the tone of someone who has experienced it: "Isn't it a very pleasant thing to get to know each other little by little in the process of getting along?"

Thinking of Clark's difference today, Bruce couldn't help laughing, then he coughed and continued: "Clark should have a big secret."

"It's understandable, how can I become your soul mate if you don't do this?" Afu said with reason: "But in this world, obviously no one's secret can be compared with your secret, sir! When are you going to let Clark Master knows the other side of your night?"

"Hey, it's time for me to watch the night." Bruce's face was serious, obviously he didn't want to continue this topic.

The ever-victorious General Ah Fu smiled and watched his master leave (run away).

******

As soon as he started his night watch, Batman received Gordon's request for help.

The clown was attacked, to be precise, it should be tortured, his minibus, limbs, ribs and spine were all broken, and he could only be a paralyzed one in the future.

On his way to Arkham, Batman found a strange man in a black suit and a mask, the same person as the surveillance photo Gordon gave him.

Batman stopped him: "Stop! Who are you?"

Raymond looked at Batman and frowned.

He knew Batman, and the opponent was a Gotham superhero, and the angel seemed to like this group of superheroes very much, and even wanted to form an alliance with them.But he didn't know that the other party was Bruce Wayne who coveted his own angel.

Therefore, Raymond is still very polite to Batman: "Hello, Batman, you can call me a servant of God."

He found that people on Earth like to use titles, and the Envoy is "Superman". Of course, some people call him the "God of the World" and "Son of the Sun". How fitting the title of the Envoy is!

So do as the Romans do, he should also have the title of undercover action.

"Servant of God?" Batman frowned, he had never heard of this character before: "Why did you attack the clown?"

"Do you need a reason to attack a clown?" Raymond sneered, "I'm clearing away the moths in the world for God!"

Bruce frowned. He felt like a Predator and a fanatic, neither of which were easy to deal with.

"You should surrender to the police." Bruce ordered coldly.

"Hehe, what if I don't go?" Raymond narrowed his eyes and looked at Batman. No one in this world can order him except the envoy.

The answer to Raymond was a bat dart.

The two go to war!