[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

The ratings of the Gotham News Channel were exceptionally high today, and many people gathered in front of the TV to watch the news.

……

Avengers Building.

Tony, Steve, Bucky, and Natasha are gathering to watch the news.

"Pfft! Who do you think Clark is dating?" Natasha asked gossipingly while eating popcorn.

"Of course it's our captain!" Tony is a staunch "team against CP" party, and he wants to pull the red line.

"Ahem," Steve put down his water glass, feeling extremely helpless, "Tony, Clark and I are really just friends!"

At this time, the reporter on TV asked Clark if he had empathized with Bruce, and Tony pressed Steve's shoulder: "Captain, you have to work hard, your boyfriend is going to be snatched away by that little boy in Gotham! I'm with you." Said, you are too reserved, if you like it, you should confess it earlier, start a fierce pursuit, I will pass you a few tricks back, you follow it, and you will definitely catch up with the lovely Clark!"

Steve shook his head, completely giving up on Tony, who couldn't wake up.

Bucky also put his arms around Steve's neck and booed: "Hey, brother, I'm as good as Tony when it comes to chasing people, I can be your wingman!"

Steve looked at Bucky quietly, until Bucky stretched out his hand and said, "OK, I won't say anything."

Jarvis: "Sir, you haven't..."

"Mute!" Tony said immediately, preventing Jarvis from exposing him.

If he likes someone else, he must have confessed it long ago, instead of worrying about gains and losses like he is now.

If it is an ordinary person, even if he rejects him, he can easily find the other party, and then stalk and use all kinds of pursuit tricks until the other party changes his mind. Even if he is not interested, they can continue to be friends.

But Superman is different. He is afraid of being rejected by Superman, afraid that they can't even be friends, afraid that Superman is hiding from him, and he can't find Superman at all, and there is no way to recover.

Tony shook his head, it's not like him to be so unconfident!He's Tony Stark, he must be fine! ...Wait a minute, he will definitely tempt Superman!

At this time, Clark's words "Superman is very good" came from the TV.

Tony was startled immediately, and he frowned, obviously having the same suspicion as the reporter.

He gritted his teeth and comforted himself: It's okay!It's just sleeping!The United States is so open, it's normal to sleep over!Just divide it up!Must divide!A lot of superman boyfriends are okay!The last term must be him!

……

Metropolis, Luthor Group Laboratories.

Lex Luthor upgraded his "anti-Superman weapon" again, then took a coffee break to watch the news.

"Crack" Lex crushed the coffee cup.

"Clark! Superman! Bruce!" Lex gritted his teeth and squeezed out these names word by word.

It seems that Clark can't be left alone, let's see what kind of scum he attracts!

Superman, a false god who wants to rule the earth; Tony Stark, a flamboyant narcissist who claims to be righteous; Bruce Wayne, an ignorant playboy; Batman, a dark, suspicious, mysterious and eccentric Raymond, a sick and mad dog like a hidden bomb, ha ha.

Clark must be kept under his nose!He must be kept away from all scum!He must be made to understand that only he is the most suitable for him!

Only he can give him everything he wants!He will pave the way for him, whether in business or politics, he will guarantee Clark's career and his future, as long as he is with him, he will make him the most influential person in the world!

——Lex, a possessive control freak devoted to falling in love and killing each other.

……

Smallville, Kansas.

The Kents watched the news about their baby son while eating an apple pie.

"Hahaha, look at Clark's embarrassing appearance. He is in love with Superman? Hahahaha!" Jonathan Kent mercilessly laughed at his son.

"Okay, how can you be such a father. Pfft!" Martha Kent stared at her husband, and when she heard her son's stupid and cute sentence "Superman is very good", she burst out laughing.

Martha asked Jonathan: "You said, Clark wouldn't really have anything to do with that playboy Bruce Wayne?"

"What can it be?" Jonathan rolled his eyes: "Before you said that Luthor and Stark were interested in Clark! You insisted on calling to ask, but Clark said they are all friends, right?"

"It's not a misunderstanding, they must be coveting my precious son." Martha punched Jonathan dissatisfied.

Jonathan rolled his eyes again: "Although our son is a treasure given to us by God, these few are all men, and they are all playboys, typical straight men. And I don't think Clark has any intention of liking men."

"Hey, but he doesn't mean to like women!" Martha was very sad: "I haven't seen him like anyone in so many years. Does he not like people on Earth? Could it be that our future daughter-in-law will be a long-term woman?" Strange aliens?"

"Pfft! Cough cough, what are you thinking?" Jonathan was shocked by his wife's imagination.

"Isn't Raymond the same family as Clark? Will they be together?" Martha asked eagerly, grabbing Jonathan's hand. At least Raymond looked like a man, and she could accept it.

"No, when Clark mentioned Raymond, he completely regarded him as a friend." Jonathan sighed, and patted Martha on the back: "Don't think about it, Clark just hasn't met the right person yet."

"Hey." Martha was worried again. Other parents were worried that their son would have too many girlfriends/boyfriends or change too often, but in their family it was the other way around.

"As long as it's human, it doesn't matter if it's male or female!" Martha suddenly punched Jonathan hard, and roared aggressively.

"..." Jonathan felt his internal injuries from being punched.

While rubbing Jonathan's back, Martha said, "Speaking of which, Clark has been more attractive to men since he was a child!"

"What? Why didn't I know?" Jonathan was shocked again.

"In high school, Whitney, the quarterback, and a bunch of guys in college, didn't they all confess to Clark? It's a pity that Clark was studying and researching at that time, and they didn't dare to confess clearly, so they missed it."

"Whitney? Isn't he with Lana Blue?" Jonathan was shocked for the third time.

"They broke up because of Clark."

"Isn't it Lana Blue who likes Clark?"

"They both like Clark, so Clark can only reject both. It's a pity, I think Clark pays attention to Lana." (The truth is, Clark knows that Lana is Dachao's first love)

"What about those men in college?" Jonathan felt as if he had missed a lot.

"Didn't those people often chase after Clark to ask questions? They did everything possible to ask Clark about things that could be solved by themselves. Later, Clark criticized them and complained to me that they were uneducated and not rigorous... Hey! "

"Then why didn't you confess?" Jonathan was curious.

"It's not that you don't know the state of Clark during his research. Just like Joe, he either ignores people at all, or criticizes others like a tyrant! They... were all scared away."

"..." Jonathan.

Martha analyzed seriously: "In my opinion, Clark is not emotionally active, so it is better to be with someone who is more active, and men are generally more active than women, so Clark is more likely to be with men."

"Maybe there are enthusiastic and proactive women chasing Clark?" Jonathan felt hopeful: "It's better to be a daughter-in-law or a daughter-in-law, so that I can have a grandson as lovely as little Clark!"

"I think so too!" Martha sighed first, then thought of something, her eyes lit up: "So Louise is very good! Clark has mentioned Louise a few times, and this is the second time Clark has been with us. Asking the girl in front of me, hearing Clark's tone, the other party is a very enthusiastic and proactive person, and I have great hopes!"

All Clark's suitors (male): ..., are they rejected by the father-in-law?

*******

Clark returned to the metropolis and returned to his estate.

Once inside the manor, Clark finds Gabriel (from "Supernatural") waiting for him.

"Hey, Clark, Raymond has brought back something terrible~!" Archangel Gabriel smiled and hugged Clark's shoulders, and whispered, "I smell the stench of my deadly enemy."

Clark nodded.

He guessed it, Batman told Superman what the Joker said, so he guessed that the Dionysian factor should be transferred to Raymond.

There are two extremely dangerous things on the clown: one is the clown virus, and the other is the Dionysian factor.The clown virus, just like the "rabies virus" with an acute attack, has a violent attack and there is no way to rescue it.The Dionysian factor is like a latent chronic poison, which is only waiting for the day when the host completely collapses.

Raymond didn't kill the clown, so naturally he wouldn't be infected with the clown virus.Therefore, it is only possible that Dionysus factor abandoned the clown who could not continue to do evil, and transferred to him.

"Since it's your enemy's, can you get rid of it?" Clark asked Gabriel.

"Don't be stupid!" Gabriel shook his head, with his trademark playful smile on his face: "Dear little Clark, that's the purest spring of hell, don't say I'm the weakest~little~ Archangel, even if you find Archangel Michael, you can't do it!"

Clark sighed, it seems that he can only find a way to delay the "poisonous hair".He needed time to investigate, and it was up to Raymond's willpower until he found a way.

******

When Clark saw Raymond, Raymond was kneeling on the ground.

"What are you doing?" Clark frowned.

Lei Meng took out a whip and offered it with both hands: "My lord, please punish me."

Clark wanted to refuse, and he was about to pull Raymond's hand halfway, but he suddenly realized that this would not work.

As in the past, the attitude towards friends is not suitable for Raymond. What Raymond wants is God and allegiance, and Raymond is too impulsive, and his emotions are like a suppressed volcano. This approach will only allow Raymond to lose control even more.

Clark had never played the role of a dominator, and he needed references if he wanted to play it well, so he thought of Lex, an excellent imitation object who was keen on dominating and controlling others.

Clark closed his eyes and entered the state.

He opened his eyes, lifted his chin slightly, and looked down at the kneeling Raymond.He took the whip and picked Raymond's chin: "Oh? Wrong? Where did you go wrong? Answer me!"

"I shouldn't be fighting Batman, and let him reveal my identity." Raymond looked at Clark eagerly.

"No, that's not your real fault! Think again!" Clark lashed the whip, but it hit the floor.

"My will is not strong enough, and the Dionysus factor has actually lodged in me."

"Wrong! Keep thinking."

"I shouldn't do it myself, the clown has many enemies, just need to incite some people..."

"Wrong!!" Clark whipped the (floor) again, disappointed: "You really let me down."

Raymond panicked, he was willing to bear the wrath and punishment of the envoy, but he didn't want to let the envoy down.

"I, I... I shouldn't act privately, I should ask for your permission first."

"Very good!" Clark stared at Raymond and said sternly, "You shouldn't act privately! Remember, from now on, you must report to me for everything you do, and you are not allowed to act privately without my consent. If you violate , you leave the earth and go back to New Krypton!"

Lei Meng was shocked, and looked at the envoy who was about to abandon him in disbelief, then he clenched his slightly trembling fists, bowed his head and respectfully said: "Observe."

Clark threw the whip into Raymond's arms: "I won't beat you, you go to your room and reflect on yourself."

"Controlling the Dionysian factor requires strong willpower, Raymond, I believe in you! You are the best fighter of the generation of the Zod family. You have experienced the destruction of the home planet, internal wars, and the rise and fall of the family. You have survived, so You won't lose, I believe you won't let me down. You don't have to follow me in the future, just calm down, cultivate your mind and cultivate your character in the manor, learn to control the madness in your heart, and resist the voice from the dark, understand?"

Raymond's expression was gloomy. He didn't want to leave the angel's side. He regretted and was unwilling, but finally swallowed all his emotions, and respectfully said: "Obey."

After Raymond left, Clark breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Gabriel who was leaning against the door panel to watch the play: "How is it? I'm doing pretty well?"

"It's still not harsh enough, you should whip him a few times!" Gabriel said with a flat mouth.

"I'm not a sadist." Clark smiled, as if he were joking.

After Clark left, Gabriel shook his head and said to himself: "Now it's just a few whips, and in the future...maybe there will be no more deaths! I hate the plot of betrayal and rebellion the most! Brothers fighting or something, it's so boring Already!"

******

Raymond's room.

Raymond took out his whip, he knew that he had let God down, but God was too gentle to punish him, but he had to punish himself!

He took off his shirt and lashed at his back with a whip. Bloody whip marks criss-crossed across his back...

He didn't stop punishing himself until he passed out.

In a hazy state of consciousness, he heard a bewitching voice: "Your god made the adults hate you and wants to abandon you. Are you willing?"

"To shut up."

"Of course you are not reconciled! But you are too humble, humble people can't get love, your god made adults fall in love with those people long ago."

"To shut up!"

"You should be stronger, you should let God Envoy only see you!"

"To shut up!!"

"If only you could lock up God Envoy, only you can see, only you can kiss, only you can touch, that would be great!"

"To shut up!!!"

"You can do it with kryptonite, can't you? In Clark's state, he is not your opponent at all, as long as you are caught by surprise..."

"To shut up……"

"You actually want to see the gods make the Lord cry under you, don't you?"

"close……"

"You actually want to tie the envoy to the bed and humiliate him in every possible way, don't you?"

"..."

"In fact, you wish God would make the lord your only confinement, don't you?"

"...Shut up! Don't blaspheme God Envoy!" Lei Meng slammed his head against the wall, roaring blood dripping, "Get out!!!"

Finally, the room was quiet again.

But Raymond always felt a pair of eyes staring at him in the dark, like a lurking poisonous snake, ready to take advantage of it at any time.

Is this the voice from the darkness that God Envoy said?Is this the madness he suppressed in his heart?

Raymond covered his face, deeply ashamed of his blasphemous thoughts, but his heart was filled with uncontrollable excitement.He slammed his fist on the ground, using the pain to wake himself up. He closed his eyes, kept reciting Rao's Bible, and kept repenting in his heart.

He can't let the gods fail the adults, he'll get over that!

……

In Raymond's room, Gabriel, who had disappeared, leaned against the wall and watched Raymond go crazy, with his iconic playful smile hanging on the corner of his mouth the whole time.

Hey, this "Dionysian Factor" (Raymond) is also going crazy!

Who made him an archangel? He took over the task of guarding the "Dionysus factor".

******

Gabriel is the second "traveler" in the manor who came to this world.

At that time Clark was eight years old, with an angel face, but he looked like a little adult, very cute.

Gabriel likes little friend Clark very much. When little Clark asked him which angel he was, he jokingly answered "Guardian Angel", but he was laughed at by little Clark unexpectedly.Unconvinced, he seriously became Clark's "guardian angel" for a period of time.

He is an archangel, and he has the ability to travel through time and space, but he doesn't want to go back.

He likes his current life very much. In CK Manor, he has a "family" that he couldn't get before, and he can occasionally smoke a wave of little Clark, although Clark is not allowed to smoke after he grows up...

He also performs stand-up shows in various bars and theaters in the metropolis, and is naturally popular for his sense of humor.

And in his original world, although he always had a cheeky smiley face, he was actually not happy at all!

He loves to play tricks, and he ran away from home just because he couldn't stand brother-in-law and wanted to escape.

He loves his father deeply, loves his brother deeply, but the apocalypse script of the heavenly father makes Michael and Lucifer kill each other, he tried to accept the fate, and then resisted the fate together with the Winchester brothers, finally stopped This battle of brothers.

He didn't want to fight any of the brothers, but in the end, he was killed once by Lucifer and once by Michael.

The Lucifer in this world is much cuter. Although he has done stupid things, such as being cheated by the famous "fraudster" Constantine, he also "run away from home", opened a bar in the world and had a relationship with a woman. It's amazing that the police are in love.

Therefore, he likes this world, likes the warm life now, and doesn't want anyone to destroy it.

Raymond was the latest that Clark brought back to the manor. It was supposed to be their new family, but he didn't like Raymond.Because Raymond never regarded them as family members or even as friends, he couldn't see anyone except Clark!

Now that Raymond has been reduced to the "Bacchanal factor", he hates him even more, that disgusting smell of hell, even if he dies, he doesn't want to touch him!But since he agreed to be Clark's guardian angel, he must do what he said.