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Randall listened carefully to the fans singing, listening to their singing——

"Randall, Randall who led us back to the top of the world;

With the steps of Mark Hughes, the speed of Best,

Across the oceans to find my way home..."

There was a smile on his lips.

This smile can be called contentment.

Every player is looking forward to having a song of his own, and he has many, but he finally got it.

When the fans continued to sing about Ferguson, he glanced at Ferguson's back, suddenly covered his mouth and lowered his voice to look at Beckham: "David, what did you say earlier?"

Beckham: "..."

Didn't the fans praise him?What a bullshit!

The bullish Randall can only be bullish for a while, because after just 1 minute, the referee Shang Chuance ruthlessly ended the first half.

Originally, the fans boasted wildly, so that the players who drank the thickened chicken blood were all like eggplants beaten with frost, and their heads were listless.

Just looking at this appearance, no one would have thought that England was leading 5-0.

The new Three Lions heartthrob Randall, who has gained countless fans since the last show, is even more timid and forced to rely on his thin layer of chest muscles, inserting Campbell and Ashley Cole in the middle.

Everyone: →_→

Straighten your chest, like a man who has set three records in one game, what a coward!

But Randall wanted to say: I'm afraid, and I'm really afraid of the old man.

Ferguson was indeed very angry, because he thought this game exposed a lot of England's shortcomings, and most importantly-

The shortcomings seem to be more serious than he thought.

York is old, so he can't seize the opportunity.

Trinidad's winger Taicai, coupled with Randall's performance in this game, can be called "crazy", and the impromptu performance of one person forcibly ended the game just 10 minutes after the game started.

But this cannot cover up the problems exposed by the players!

He called names one by one, and everyone was prepared for this, but who knew that the old man said: "This is also a problem with our coaching staff—at least, I didn't expect you to be so unreliable! How to play football? But it's still my fault, because I'm the one who put you idiots together!"

Ferguson's voice was not high, he wasn't even particularly angry, and he didn't spray saliva on everyone's faces, but the old man rushed out after speaking, and he went to the stadium to calm down!

Gary Neville underwent simple treatment, and the captain's armband was given to Terry after he left the field. This may be some kind of balancing choice made by Ferguson, but at this moment the captain said: "Although I am used to being scolded by the old man, our performance It's really not good -- except for Randall and Paul."

No one objected.

Randall's performance is called phenomenal, Scholes has one goal and one assist, combing the audience, no one can question his performance.

"I also think we haven't been good enough, on set pieces," said Terry, who didn't want Gary Neville to give him a meeting.

As a real hero, he chooses—to do it himself!

"My performance today was not good, I also made mistakes..." Ferdinand said.

He wants to be the captain, and he has the consciousness to be the captain, so what is it to hold his own meeting!

Randall watched as Rooney and Owen followed suit, and when he was about to speak, Owen, who was standing and had just changed his jersey, slapped the back of his head, "Shut up."

Landauer reflexively clutched the back of his head after being greeted several times in the past few days, and suddenly realized——

Wipe, wipe, wipe!You beat me to death!

Can you hit the back of my cool head!

Then he fought back!

Owen quickly fell to the end where he could only laugh and roll on the ground, and the assailant even proudly declared that if he was not afraid of him laughing, he would not let him go so easily.

Owen responded with just a middle finger.

wait!

The fat man also patted Randall on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "You're done, that guy is narrow-minded, I reminded you."

After finishing speaking, the fat man also patted his buttocks and left.

Randall Oh, I'm afraid of him?

Of course, follow-up proof - he is afraid of QAQ!

The mental outlook of England in the second half was very different. If you really want to describe it, it finally behaved like a collection of Red Devils Manchester United, Iron Blood Chelsea and Red Army Liverpool.

This was supposed to be the most resolute and bloody team in the world, but at this moment, they acted as if they had found themselves in the club.

Ferguson was sitting on the coach's bench. Queiroz should have been sitting next to him, but when Queiroz took advantage of the throw-in to give Phil Neville water, Randall took his place.

Ferguson glanced at him, but ignored him.

Randall smiled and said: "Boss, you are so great. I think I can become a great coach in the future."

Ferguson glanced at him, this time there was a little more meaning in his eyes——

Do you want peaches?

Randall is still smiling: "Because I am learning from the greatest coach in the world."

Ferguson could not have imagined that this kid could come up with such a routine in order to shoot his rainbow fart, so he couldn't help but laughed.

He stretched out his hands and rubbed his hair, which looked like a very warm little milk cat, and insisted on opening his eyes and talking nonsense, "The color is still beautiful before."

Randall pouted, "No, magazines all over the world praise me for being handsome."

Ferguson said: "They also said that Beckham's hairstyle is good-looking, do you think their words can be listened to?"

Randall: "..."

Suddenly feel refreshed!

Beckham not far away: "..."

I, listen, listen, too!

Beckham was so heartbroken, but this conversation also reminded him of the old days.

Ferguson would also comment on his hairstyle before, such as "I thought why you were hiding it, but you just cut a bald head!"

Of course, he omitted some F words from this recollection.

But since then, no one seems to have interfered with his haircut, objected to his excessive business activities off the field.

Beckham looked away, he was looking at the court, he could only look at the court.

Randall is indeed good at coaxing people, and he made Ferguson happy in a few minutes.

Gary Neville, who was sitting on the bench, could also hear clearly, and he also knew that others might not have such abilities-Randall had watched almost every game the old man coached Manchester United, and in every game, he Impressive, I can turn it out and chat with the old man at any time.

He even watched the Trinidad game, and even watched other teams that might play against each other, such as Germany, Ecuador, and of course their opponent in the next game, Sweden.

How hopeless it is!

We have spent 100% of our energy on playing football well, and this "popular fried chicken" can actually spare time and energy to do the work of coaching. You say this is not too much!Excessive but not excessive!

But Gary Neville still listens deeply because it means more to him than watching the game on the pitch.

"Set-pieces are indeed our weakness, but I think it has to be compared with what team. If you compare it with Sweden, it is true. They are tall and big, and they are better than the average player in Trinidad. Us. The Germans are not very different from them in terms of technique and tactics, but they are better than them in every aspect, of course the most important thing is their goalkeeper - this makes me very excited."

"Ecuador should not be underestimated either. This is mainly on their two wings. To be offensive, I think the captain may have a hard time. If Cole or Phil can't do a good job of defending and facing them, we are positioning. It’s also bad on the ball.”

"But I don't think you should worry too much. We also have things they don't have, such as me."

Gary Neville almost laughed, really, he had never seen such a narcissistic person, and he was still narcissistic in front of Ferguson.

The old man also said angrily: "Yeah, is it the best level in the world?"

At this moment, Randall smiled embarrassedly, "Only at the level of your most beloved disciple?"

Gary Neville stopped smiling.

He wants to punch someone.

The cutest fart!certainly not!certainly not!Did you bring a Champions League to the old man?

And Ferguson said at this time: "The most beloved disciple? Really not, did you bring me a World Cup?"

Gary Neville: "…"

Seconds later, he heard Randall say, "I will. I love you so much, of course I will."

The bench was very quiet, very silent, even though everyone was watching the pitch, even though everyone saw Owen receiving a pass from Gerrard and scoring twice!

Owen, who was very happy, hugged Gerrard affectionately, but in less than half a minute, he sat on the bench.

Ferguson used the last spot, he replaced Owen with Lampard.

Then fans all over the world were shocked to find out that Gerrard had transformed into a striker!

Jie forward is full of confusion, did this happen during our training?But... Never mind, kick whatever you want.

After 1 minute, Gerrard got the ball with his back and swayed past Trinidad's tall central defender Lawrence and scored a goal.

The bench was quieter, more silent.

How many goals did Randall score in the World Cup?Like... 5?

How many did Owen score?Like... 3?

Who is the third shooter in the team?Seems to be... Gerrard and Scholes?

Gerrard, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually managed to score 2 World Cup goals quietly!One goal per game!

They envy!They are jealous!They are jealous to death!

There is no doubt that the whole world now knows that the English are the most hateful big brushes in this World Cup. They are the most hated objects of countless bets on dogs. After one game, they 8 to 2 Trinidad. Person in charge?

There was a lot of fanfare before the game, what about the Red Devils derby, what about England's first team vs third team!

The former, I bah!

The latter, worthy of the name!

Countless fans wanted to go to the rooftop because of this game, and Yorke, who scored a goal for the team, walked to the sidelines. After hugging Ferguson again, he came to Randall.

Randall took off his jersey without saying a word. York raised his eyebrows with the trophy and said, "I don't lose. But I think, I hope to lose to the World Cup champion, understand?"

Randall laughed and saw the guy hugging Beckham, who was not playing.

The two abandoned generals of the Red Devils were closely attached to each other at this moment, what did they say to each other.

Seeing them laughing so happily, Landauer thought to himself, they are talking bad about BOSS!

He was secretly trying to make a small report, but fled the stadium in embarrassment because the fans couldn't get close to him-they sang the [-]th version of "Randall is a sissy" again, which is almost impossible. Make him unable to stay for a second!

When he ran away, Owen laughed even more, and then happily accepted the reporter's interview, and as a roommate, he broke some news to the media.

such as--

How did Randall, who was as shy as a little girl, get Kaka's mobile phone number, how he hesitated to hook up, and how he was so addicted to "online dating" that he couldn't help himself...

And all of this was spread all over the world through on-site reporters, and almost all the fans who had not turned off the TV and had a little better English heard this epic young love story from Owen's big mouth in the first place !

The author has something to say:

Dear listeners, what we are going to introduce today is an unrivaled youthful love story in world football.

Narrator: Owen.

Identity: roommate.

Let's welcome him to his grand entrance!