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Let's go back to 50 minutes ago, it was the England dressing room, and Randall used force very successfully to make Owen roll on the ground several times.

After Mr. Ou got up in embarrassment on the ground, someone who brutalized him even proudly declared——

"If I wasn't afraid that you would laugh out loud, I definitely wouldn't just let you go!"

Where's Mr. Ou?Made some cruel remarks in a very quack manner?

No, no, the boss just sneered and raised his middle finger.

But if you don't say harsh words, it obviously doesn't mean that our boss won't take revenge. Owen is a gentleman, and if a gentleman takes revenge, of course he will report it on the spot!

So our big brother Ou said this when he was interviewed by reporters——

"Me and Randall have a connection? Ha, maybe, we're roommates after all. But I promise there are people in this world who have a better connection than me and Randall."

Say it!Say it!In this case, how excited the British media are!

The ITV reporter almost put the microphone directly into Owen's mouth at that moment, just to dig out more revelations from him!

So the reporter asked along the way: "Who is that person who has a heart-to-heart with Randall?"

The reporter thought, could it be Scholes?Oh... that picture... let's forget it...

Owen said indifferently: "It's Kaka, a Brazilian, Kaka. In fact, Randall was extremely shy in front of Kaka, so shy that I thought he had turned into a little girl..."

ITV reporter: "..."

ITV's Live Room: "..."

Randall, and Kaka?

Aren't they blowing each other's relationship?Our Randall, the heroic Randall, actually has some unknown relationship with Kaka?

The reporter asked very rotten: "Can you elaborate more? I think everyone is very curious about Randall's shy side."

Owen smiled in satisfaction and said, "Landauer likes Kaka very much. To what extent does he like it? I don't think some stars have as much trouble picking up girls as he does. Look at his face. If you want to date someone, you need to be twitchy. Find out Beckham, get Beckham from club team-mate Carlos the Brazilian? Yes, a phone number, that's all it takes."

The fans were shocked!

Although Kaka has been famous for a few years, in their eyes, Randall is their favorite. The two have played several rounds in the air, and they only exchanged phone calls during this time?

Liar!Two big liars that deceive our feelings in the newspapers and on the Internet!

Owen said vividly: "Randall became even cuter after he asked for the phone number. He was like a young kid. He struggled for 5 minutes without texting or calling Kaka. You guys Want to know why?"

The reporter nodded frantically!

He's totally into it!Randall, as England's latest heartthrob launched to the world in this World Cup, has a billionaire father, and the family fund alone is enough for him to lie comfortably on it for a lifetime.

But for such an idol, his emotional life is like a blank sheet of paper. Their colleagues in the United States have not discovered any emotional stories about him. I didn't expect to make friends with Kaka now... so young?

The boss smiled and said: "Then Kaka sent him a text message. I think the thing is like this: When David asked Roberto Carlos for Kaka's phone number, maybe everyone in the Brazilian national team knew Yes. They all wanted to know what Randall wanted Kaka’s phone to do, but they didn’t expect that after giving the phone, he dawdled for 5 minutes and didn’t contact Kaka—oh, if it was in our England dressing room, I would Guess we'll make a bet and guess why Randall needs a phone number, or even be bored enough to guess what he calls Kaka."

"Why did Randall hold back for 5 minutes? As far as I know, he didn't know whether to call Kaka 'Kaka' or 'Riccardo', but he felt that this name was intimate." , the boss suddenly said: "Oh, I forgot to tell everyone, one minute after Kaka sent a text message, he and Kaka already called him 'Rich'."

The ITV reporter actually noticed something was wrong, but he couldn't stop the car!

He believed that the audience in front of the TV would not allow him to brake!

So he simply let the car go faster, and said in a persuasive way: "So the relationship between Randall and Kaka quickly became intimate? They became very good friends?"

"Better than you think!" Owen said in a firm tone, "Those are the two best people I've ever met. Because Kaka made Randall look like a little fool who was addicted to love— —When they wake up in the morning, they say good morning to each other. But usually Randall wakes up early, he is a hardworking kid. Then wait until Randall runs around the base twice, comes back to take a shower, and then go with me Kaka only texts him back during breakfast."

"So can you understand my mood? I can only watch my roommate during the meal, smirking while swiping his phone, I love my wife, we grew up as childhood sweethearts, but it doesn't feel like the two of them So..." Owen winked.

The ITV reporter fell silent.

While he knew Owen was probably joking and teasing, Randall sounded like Kaka really...OMG! ! !

You must know that one of these two people is the Son of God, and the other is the King of Knights in England!

That's right, after Randall saluted old George (William) as a knight, he got another nickname like this.

Owen may feel that he is not convincing enough. When he saw that Beckham, who had just accepted an interview with the BBC, was about to walk into the player tunnel, he shouted: "David!"

Beckham, who was summoned, looked over and saw Owen, who was surrounded by reporters, stretch out a hand.

Oh, this is the picture that the little dwarf often appears in interviews, and the whole person will be tightly wrapped.

Beckham didn't know why, but he came anyway.

The heartthrob at the moment has no idea that he has boarded a ship that is destined to capsize—that is, the ship of friendship with Randall!

After Beckham arrived, Owen patted him with a smile and asked, "Tell everyone, did you help Randall get Kaka's phone number?"

Beckham immediately smiled and said, "Yes, I regretted it afterwards, I was worried that BOSS would teach me a lesson..."

Owen turned into a reporter in an instant, and asked with a smile: "Because he is addicted to chatting with Kaka, he carries his mobile phone all day long, right?"

Beckham smiled and nodded: "Yes, he was only obsessed with football before, so I was worried. But it is a good thing to have friends, but Randall still has a lot of friends. His relationship with Wazza reminds me Me and Gary, Phil, Paul and Ryan..."

Owen smiled and said: "But you are not so sticky, will you be like Randall and Kaka?"

Beckham hesitated for a second before saying, "Oh, they're so slimy. Reminds me of when we were young..."

Beckham made a long speech, praised the friendship among the members of class 92, and then pointed the gun at Owen, "You and Steve (McMaman), Steven (Gerald), Jamie (Kara The relationship between them can also make countless people jealous!"

Beckham ended like this, and Owen smiled: "Of course, they are all very good teammates. I am very lucky to have such friends..."

Seeing that the topic changed from "Randall and Kaka's youth love story" to "England's love story", the ITV reporter also breathed a sigh of relief, and saw that Owen and Beckham had already hooked shoulders and rushed forward. They waved and left.

The reporter was satisfied, but the fans who watched the post-match interview were still immersed in shock!

England has always been a gay land. The friendship between Randall and Kaka should not surprise everyone, but Randall has been single for a long time...

It feels like an old boy who is completely devoted to football and should even have a ball lying on the bed.

What about Kaka?

Since the dissolution of his engagement, fans throughout European football have ridiculed him, and even hoped that he would fall in love again——

You must know that Kaka still wears a chastity ring, he is a well-known old X man in football.

Now Irving broke the news as Randall's roommate. Although every sentence is ridiculed, he himself has "three wives and four concubines", but it still makes many fans have special associations.

Countless fans immediately came to Randall and Kaka's Facebook, asking about the relationship between the two.

Of course, Randall didn't know how he was framed by Irving. After he was scared back to the locker room by the fans' [-]th version of "Randall is a sissy", the first thing he didn't take a shower, but turned on the phone.

Because his family members were at the scene, of course he had to contact them.

Well, by the way, let's see who sent him congratulations.

Lao Li, Old George, Mom, Olier, Andrew, and the arrogant Victor are quite a few of them. Alan is also interesting, but Cristiano still ignores him...

But Randall just felt hurt by the Portuguese cubs, and was immediately comforted by Kaka 27's eight text messages!

[Congratulations on scoring the fastest goal in the World Cup!Randall, you set a World Cup record! 】

【...You entered again. 】

[Although I don't want to congratulate you at all, but congratulations, lucky boy, you are now the king of archers!No one can catch up with you again.But I still believe that Ronnie and the others will get the Golden Boot. 】

【Hahahaha!What are the fans singing?Is that what I heard?They actually want to worship your toe and say it's pretty? 】

Randall is going to blow up when he sees this!

You, a devout believer in God, why are you making fun of me for this!Forget about it!

He skipped those teasing text messages and saw the last one——

[Sir Ferguson really loves your feeling, the way he looks at you can make any England and Manchester United players jealous.I love Milan very much, but his gaze actually made me a little curious-if it wasn't because of the obstruction of the labor certificate, I joined Manchester United at that time, would he love me more?Still love you more? 】

As a Manchester United fan, Randall certainly regretted this. He also discussed this with Kaka, but his tone was a bit sad——

In fact, many South American players are dissatisfied with Manchester United, but Randall firmly believes that Kaka will be an exception. His style of play fits so well with Manchester United, and of course he will usher in success in Manchester United!

But it is obviously meaningless to say these things. Even though Milan is now deeply involved in the turmoil of Telephone Gate, when this white-cut Brazilian talks about Milan, he talks more about happiness.

He likes Milan, Milan has given him everything.

Landauer clearly knew that Ferguson didn't want to pack the Brazilian, but the Brazilian's statement also made him a little unhappy——

Milan is good, is Manchester United not?Don't you want to play football with me?

So seeing what Kaka said at this moment, Randall wanted to reply to him——

[I want you to come to Manchester United. Only when we stand on the same field and wear the same jersey can we know the answer.I firmly believe that I will win this game, even if the opponent is you. 】

He just sent this text message, who knows that Kaka ignored his provocation at all, but asked instead——

【Did you offend Owen, you little idiot?We are in big trouble! 】

Before the bewildered Landauer could react, the Brazilian, whose hand speed was off the charts, sent another message——

[Now even my mother and younger brother are asking about our relationship!Tell Owen!Wait for me! 】

Randall: "..."

Although he didn't know what happened, he was sure that Owen did something good!

When he looked up, he realized that the locker room was so quiet, no one was playing music, no one was dancing, no one was opening champagne, and everyone was peeking at him!

Randall looked around at them, but everyone avoided his eyes and continued to play with their phones.

What else does Randall not understand!

Something unresolved?On Facebook of course!

When he logged into his Facebook, he found that his phone was almost stuck, hundreds of thousands of new followers, countless private messages, and what shocked him even more was that fans were asking him——

[Dear Randall, is this the relationship between you and Kaka? [K&R Qing□□Love Story.mp4]]

Randall: ...

He smelled something special.

When he plucked up his courage and clicked on the video, he found that it was a clip of Kaka and him, matched with Britney's "Toxic", the whole clip looked not only ambiguous, but also full of some kind of yellow.

Randall held his breath silently, and he looked at Owen's position, which was empty.

Rooney sighed softly at this moment, and whispered: "He and Terry went to the post-match press conference with BOSS."

After a pause, the fat man poked Randall's stricken heart, "I warned you earlier, he will retaliate."

Randall nodded mournfully.

He really regretted not listening to Hanhan's words, and I regretted not killing him directly!

At this moment, everyone couldn't help it anymore, and they all laughed wildly.

Someone (Carragher) praised Irving for doing a good job, and someone (Beckham) comforted Randall, "Don't worry, fans are forgetful, and they will soon forget this news."

Randall looked at him silently: "David, did the reporter forget the special friendship between you and the captain and Iker Casillas?"

Beckham: "..."

Oh, today, it seems, he specially emphasized it in front of the media.

The author has something to say:

Beckham: I don't think Randall needs to worry, I alone can make his love story rise to "England's love story".

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