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After Randall got off the field, he put on the coat that Queiroz handed him over, and looked at Ferguson.

Ferguson just pretended not to see it, do you still want me to dress you personally?

dream!

Although Randall could only see the side face of the old man, he couldn't help smiling. When he returned to the bench, his teammates gave him high fives one by one.

When Randall just sat down, he heard England fans singing.

This is very common, how could the English not sing while watching the game?It's like how can the Germans watch the game without drinking?

Not to mention happy England fans!Just so happy!Pleasure so unpretentious hit them 10 times in 4 minutes!

They had already tasted the joy that football brought them in the first 10 minutes of the game. They held the accordion in the sun and played the trumpet and someone played the guitar. A lot of "Britain's second national anthem" began to sing.

The neutral fans watching the game in front of the TV obviously couldn't understand the happiness of the British——

Are they going to turn the remaining 80 minutes of the game into a concert?

The answer is obvious.

When the melody of The Beatles' "Hey Jude" was sent to the bench by the sound of the trumpet, Randall, who was originally chatting with Campbell and Beckham on the bench, also hummed.

Ferguson looked back when he heard the voice, and saw Randall humming drunkenly while beating the beat, turning a blind eye to the angry little eyes of the Trinidad bench player opposite him.

Ferguson twitched the corners of his mouth, ignoring him.

This wasn't the first time, and he didn't think it would be the last time Randall did it.

It may be that they saw Randall's cooperation on the big screen at the scene. The England fans were like fans who saw the home court's response, and suddenly became more excited. They sang and played the crowd~

The fans in Trinidad don't know how to play with them, but they can be very high like this.

After singing "Hey Jude", when the fans in Trinidad thought they were finally no longer annoying, the British said proudly: No!We still have so many songs to sing!

When they sang from Coldplay's "Yellow" to Oasis' "Don't Look Back In Anger", even Randall began to drink water tactically, and they almost made Randall choke on water——

It was a brand new song, and it was something Randall had never heard before.

The shame of the content of the lyrics made Randall's red face that was already coughing hotter.

Because countless England fans, regardless of gender, are shouting——

"Randall is a sissy who makes me want to fuck, the skin on the back of his neck is as smooth as silk and the inside of a shell..."

What about the back?

It's even more embarrassing than eighteen touches.

After the wheels hit his face, Randall coughed, and he took it, he did it!

Have you ever thought about the feelings of the children at the scene?

Beckham laughed wildly and patted Randall on the back in rhythm with his chest fluttering.

A bunch of people on the bench were already laughing together, and even Gerrard made a stop error on the pitch... But the captain of Trinidad is good at English, he is obviously also affected by the singing Due to the influence, he failed to pass the ball in the first time...

Yes, because of this lyric, both Gerrard and Yorke made mistakes.

But the song was only sung once, and the fans slapped Randall from neck to toe, and then began to sing seriously.

"How does it feel to have a song that belongs to you?" Beckham asked while holding a water bottle, his face still flushed, like Randall who played half-court again.

"It's not the first time I have my own song!" Randall glared at him, "Manchester United fans love me so much!"

"Oh, I know," Beckham said perfunctorily, "You mean the song where they say you're the successor to tough guy Keane?"

Randall: "..."

"Or the one where they say you're England's cutest lion cub? I think it matches your 6-year-old level very well! The MV cut by the fans is also good..."

Randall: "..."

"Oh, or are you the one who says you're the most generous boss in the world? The fans obviously want you to tear down the South Stand..."

Randall: "..."

He is not happy at all!

Yes, Manchester United fans have written him a lot of songs, but why have we never mentioned it in the article?

Because not all songs are visible to people.These England fans write impromptu songs on the spot every year, if not [-], there are [-] songs, and some lyrics even ridicule the players.

And what he has is all of this!

It just made him lose face!

Beckham was amused by him, when Campbell poked him in the thigh.

The familiar feeling made Beckham suddenly alert. He was like a habitual offender who secretly whispered to his classmates in class and took the lead in disrupting discipline. He immediately showed his elder brother's steady pampering and sunny smile and said: "It's okay, the fans love you , will definitely write a song you like..."

Randall grinned and nuzzled behind him.

But it wasn't a gesture to show Beckham.

This made Beckham look back, only to find that his strategic bragging had no miraculous effect, and Ferguson was already standing behind him expressionlessly.

Beckham: "..."

Of course Ferguson would not stand out for Randall, especially if the two of them were just joking around with each other, but that's fine with Randall. I wrote you on the big list to make you amuse the children?

After being warned by the old man with death eyes, Beckham glared at Randall again, "Do you have any opinion on our fans about the song you wrote?"

Randall shook his head quickly: "No, no, the fans love me so they write songs for me..."

Ferguson just left.

As a result, I saw that Crouch's header was destroyed by the bamboo pole named Klaus. In this game, the bamboo pole prevented Crouch from doing anything!

Ferguson immediately cursed a few words, and Crouch hardly dared to look up...

Ferguson's scolding was obviously a signal. The English players who had already relaxed found that one counted as one, and Ferguson sprayed each of them...

Beckham and Randall sat obediently together, looking at the court with gloating eyes.

Oh, what a familiar scene.

It's quite cool to sit on the wall and watch now.

The two never watched football well, to being caught by Ferguson, and then to Ferguson angrily spraying the players on the field. The picture of them acting like elementary school students also made countless fans laugh.

Soon the GIF went viral on the Internet.

The game time passed in a song by the England fans. Just when the fans of both sides thought that it was impossible to rewrite the score in the first half, Gerrard, after switching positions with Scholes, received a pass from Owen and scored the goal. !

At this moment, Hislop's expression was extremely painful.

Nima is another fairy ball!

Do you do wholesale in England?

But Gerrard didn't care so much, he hugged Owen and celebrated his goal wildly, enjoying the happiness of the moment!

At halftime, Ferguson really pulled Randall and Beckham out for a public execution, and then criticized the defense, especially Ashley Cole, who couldn't come back after attacking. Almost autistic scolding.

The old man said angrily: "Don't think that the score can cover up the problem! Prepare me mentally after the game, we will have a day for review! Show me how you played in the first half, who is getting carried away !"

Ferguson angrily reprimanded all the players.

Randall actually agrees with the old man's approach.

This is only a group match, and their opponent is also the weakest opponent in the group. Even with a 5-goal lead in the first half, Randall would be too proud——

Most of their opponents are in the Championship.

England is equal to half of Manchester United plus Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal, and won the Championship team, even if it is 5 to 0, so what?Their next opponent is Sweden!It's Germany or Ecuador!

Because Gary Neville said he had some physical problems, Ferguson replaced him with Carragher.

Ferguson, who only had one substitution left, did not make any more substitutions. After the start of the second half, England played more calmly and thoughtfully, instead of being as loose as in the middle and late part of the first half, and the defense became more serious. .

But even England like this was almost broken.

That was when Trinidad took advantage of a corner kick and almost bombed from high altitude, blowing away Robinson's handle.

With a successful attempt, although it was only a dawdling outside and not getting in, it gave the Trinidadian players hope, and they began to desperately try to create opportunities for set-pieces.

Ferguson took Trinidad's challenge as a practical exercise. Although England can always score goals in this way, he also knows England's weakness in high-altitude balls and set-piece defense.

If in the European Cup in 04, Campbell could actually do better than Ferdinand, but Campbell's decline is too fast, Ferguson is really worried about him, but Ferdinand's performance this time is not as good as Terry.

When the old man was thinking about how to solve this problem, the singing on the field suddenly caught his attention.

Ferguson couldn't help listening, the fans were singing—

"Ferguson's kids are running on the road to Munich.

Like Busby's kids George Best, Daniel Law and Charlton.

Beckham!Beckham!

His right foot always leads the direction of the Three Lions!

John Terry!John Terry!

He was always the one on the goal line that reassured us the most..."

Randall looked at the fans in surprise. This is obviously a song that the fans have just made up.

The names of the players were sung, Scholes on the court, Lampard on the bench, the injured Figari Neville, Rooney who returned to the game but played a little anxiously...

"Randall, let us return to Randall on top of the world..."

Randall raised his face and bathed himself in the love of tens of thousands of fans.

Although he knows that this is a requested favor——

In 1968, the tenth anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, Sir Busby led a new generation of "Busby's Children" to win Manchester United's first European trophy at Wembley Stadium.

In 1966, England won its first trophy in its home country. After 40 years, it entered Munich, reached the final, and won the gold cup. This is the biggest expectation of the fans!