world number one assists

In less than 10 minutes, England has been assisted by Paraguay with two bizarre records.

The former was an own goal, and the latter was a classic team goal scored by England through a wonderful set-piece.Whether it is the former or the latter, they have ignited the fire of passion in the hearts of England fans, so the fans have begun to blow up Ferguson crazily!

Yes, England fans are that different.

When others thought we were going to play Owen, we already "disdain" to play "St. Michael", and our goal is Ferguson!

Blow him, blow him hard, until the old man leads England to win the Hercules Cup!

Ferguson is immune to this set.

Without him, Manchester United fans can boast more than they can.

The old man has two worries now,

Randall's normal goals were yet to come.

Don't let anybody get hurt, like, Owen.

But the old man soon found out that he was worrying too much. Although the Paraguayans wanted to compete with the English, they really had no advantage except for Randall-after all, we played British football!It's time to be proud!

Randall also gradually became excited.

Under the old man's continuous encouragement to attack the city, Randall has already been riding ahead, becoming a vanguard, constantly looking for opportunities to hit the goal.

After Ferguson waited patiently, in the 21st minute of the first half, Randall's first goal finally came!

That's Ashley Cole running all the way in after a Terry pass, and then with Randall leading, Cole plays a classic wall-to-wall fit with him, and in the last 20 minutes After Toledo, who had already been overwhelmed by Randall, Randall distributed the ball to Barry in the back row. When Barry passed Irving again, there was only one defensive player left in front of Irving-Magala.

That's right, the Paraguayan captain who had a disastrous performance in the past 20 minutes.

Although Malaga defended Owen closely and had an advantage in physical confrontation and physical fitness, Owen took the lead at the moment Barry passed the ball. In front of the left!

Randall volleyed the ball directly, and the ball flew over the goal line, the ball went in!

At this moment, I don’t know how many national commentators are roaring, and Ferguson on the sidelines is constantly embracing Queiroz, Perrin and every staff member who came to celebrate this goal with him!

in!

Randall finally scored a goal, and more importantly - it was a "normal" goal!

That own goal and the refraction were both accidents, and this kid can score goals normally!

At this moment, the Paraguayan goalkeeper Pobadilla, who conceded a goal after coming off the bench, thumped the ground in pain.

He is too f*cking difficult to be a substitute goalkeeper!

But Randall, who made him suffer so much, couldn't take care of his mood, because Randall had only one idea in his mind, he wanted to run, sprint, and run to the main stand as fast as possible!

He wants to dedicate this goal to the old George, to the person who most desires him to conquer the city and bring victory and glory to England!

He ran so fast, like a gust of wind, he ran from the penalty area to the main stand, and stopped his teammates who wanted to look for him to celebrate together.

Owen looked at his back and couldn't help saying: "Why haven't you taken it off yet?"

That's right, he was waiting for Randall to undress and eat his cards!

Gerald hesitated, "He's wearing an inner lining. Is there a word?"

Of course, Randall didn't know that these two guys from Liverpool were expecting him to get a card.

He just came to the main stand, looked up, hid his tears, touched his left chest with his right hand, and bowed.

Here is his declaration——

I will always be loyal to you, Duke Polant, my dear grandfather.

The camera focused on the old George in the stands for the first time. The old duke in the top hat was clapping his hands with tears in his eyes. This may be the most emotional and gaffe moment for the old man in front of others.

The camera quickly pans to Prince William, who is near the box.

In the BBC live broadcast room, Dawson said: "Landauer made a knight salute, which moved the old Duke Portland so much, and Prince William is also celebrating with our players..."

Huang Jianxiang did not give Prince William any attention.

"The old Duke of Portland brought Randall to Beijing in 85. They were to help the elk that had become extinct in their homeland return home. Randall was 5 years old at the time. Now 21 years have passed, and Randall I dedicate my first goal in an official international competition to him. I think this is also a kind of consolation for the old Duke who has cancer and has had an operation."

"In the past 20 minutes, we have seen the brand-new changes that Ferguson brought to England. Give up the idea of ​​coexistence, let Barry and Gerrard be the left and right midfielders respectively; give up Beckham, let the world see Randall He can also send brilliant long passes and score wonderful set-pieces. More importantly, he has the speed of Beckham, more outstanding dribbling and breakthrough ability. He is not only a midfield organizer, but also like Ferguson. As I expected before the game, I became the finisher with the final word..."

At this point, Huang Jianxiang said quietly: "Here I also want to say something sour-England, how lucky! Because they have Randall, because they have Ferguson! Although one game can't explain anything, but if In the next two games, England can deliver satisfactory results, I think they will go further in the knockout round..."

At this moment, countless Chinese fans accompanied Huang Jianxiang to find lemons.

Isn't Randall good?Isn't it sweet?But he is now wearing the England white jersey.

But it is also difficult for fans to say anything about complaints.

Who is to blame?

Soon, a default search term was added to the search boxes of the main websites of major portals—it was all Lao Li's fault!

That's right, it was Lao Li's fault!Don't accept his rebuttal, let alone his excuse!

Randall's celebration was short, but it didn't end there. He wiped his wet eyes and ran to the coach's bench not far away, which was in the direction of Ferguson.

He still ran so fast, as if he was worried that the fourth official would drive him away at any time.

So he immediately hugged the old man who opened his arms to him, and said stickily: "Sir, I scored a goal, I promise you, I will do it!"

What else could Ferguson say to this spoiled brat?

He repeated "good boy" a few times maybe a dozen times as his compliment.

When Randall scored the third goal, Beckham, who also rushed out of the bench with his teammates sitting on the bench, stared deeply at this scene at this moment.

This scene was so familiar, so familiar that his heart seemed to be soaked in icy lemonade on this hot afternoon.

Although he patted Randall's ass and drove the coquettish ghost onto the court, Ferguson was still not satisfied with the player.

For example, Barry, he asked him to do more than just defensive work.

For example, Hager, do a good job of defense!Don't think about going forward!

Scholes?Scholes is just perfect!

Gerald?Why not shoot!

The audience watching the game in front of the TV saw the old man's operation after leading 3 to 0. They were either confused or felt that the world was full of fantasy colors-who is leading?

The score was 3 to 0, not 0 to 3!

But Ferguson doesn't see it that way. England's current 3-0 is entirely due to the Paraguayans giving one gift bag after another, and the Paraguayans' small movements and defense are good, and England can't do anything about it.

Under such circumstances, England's normal goal is only 1, and based on his understanding of these little bastards, if he gives them a good face now, they will definitely go away.

So Ferguson did one thing—

He asked Crouch, Lampard and Beckham to warm up together.

That's right, in the 23 minutes of the first half, with England leading 3-0, Ferguson yelled at everyone with a look of "I'm very dissatisfied with you", and even prepared to make a substitution.

And this substitution list, isn't it a bit too luxurious?

Owen decided to fight!He was replaced in less than 30 minutes in the first half. This is the rhythm of going into the cold palace!

Gerrard and Barry also worked hard, and they finally won the starting lineup!

Even Randall wasn't satisfied.

I'm Sagittarius now, Sagittarius!Isn't the golden boot what the shooter wants to chase?I have to try to score goals and catch up with the Germans in the top scorer list.

England is desperate, the Paraguayan coach can only cry, but he has no better way.

In the 34th minute, Gerrard fouled Valdez, and the Paraguayans got a valuable frontcourt positioning ball, but they were shot by their head striker Santa Cruz with an anti-aircraft gun.

Only 2 minutes later, when England had a chance, Paraguayan midfielder Paredes brought down Scholes, which made the stadium full of England fans singing and laughing suddenly stuck - anyone who knew a little about Scholes already knew What is Scholes going to do.

That's right, this is the legendary ginger chopping tactic!

You only need two steps:

1. Bring down Scholes and kick harder.

2. Wait, wait for him to fuck you!

Randall also knows the male god too well!

In order not to let the male god check in and eat cards, he went up first to respect him!

So while Ferguson was stunned, in front of nearly [-] England fans and hundreds of millions of spectators watching, Randall rushed over quickly, took advantage of Paradise's unpreparedness, and directly copied him with both hands. ——that is, the legendary Ju Gaogao, yelling at him in Spanish: "I advise you to be careful, I don't need a hand to beat you!"

The referee Alan George was also dumbfounded. Is this considered a fight or a discussion?

However, he has whistled for nearly half of the time perfectly, and Randall is not allowed to offend his whistle-blowing results like this.

So the referee from Haiti, under the eyes of everyone, decisively drew out the red...ah no, it was a yellow card, and raised his hand at Landauer.

At this moment, countless England fans are thanking God!

Thank you Almighty and Omniscient Lord, thank you for covering this stadium with your brilliance, and not letting that watery-headed kid be stupid!

Alan George was obviously fair, and he also gave Paredes a card, along with a warning.

Just after the referee had finished processing, he turned around and saw Scholes slap Randall on the back of the head with a slap in front of him, and said fiercely: "When do I need you to help me out? Idiot !"

Randall: QAQ!

I'm not afraid of my card, but I'm afraid of your card.

But he was wronged for less than a second, and the next moment his senior stood on tiptoe and kissed him on the cheek.

But Ginger Head's warmth was only for a second. After the statute of limitations, Cinderella left in a hurry... Ah no, it was Scholes who turned into an indifferent face looking at an idiot again, and walked away slowly with the words "little idiot" .

Beckham on the bench: "..."

My brother, what did you do?

The England captain who was far away and failed to stand up for his brother in the first place: "..."

Paul has never kissed me, but he kissed you?

The author has something to say:

Scholes: Don't mess with me, I don't take revenge all the time!Absolutely not!

Lao Bai: Lao Si really does not retaliate every game. The probability is just over one in seven. He has played more than 700 Premier League games and played more than 100 topaz cards.