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The figure of the male god has gone away... A few meters away, where is Randall?

His heart has already soared into the sky, straight into heaven!

paul kiss me!

Senior kisses me!

Old Si kiss me!

Ginger head kiss me!

I knew my male god was a tsundere!But I love how arrogant he is!

Gary Neville pokes him in the waist, the look is so obtrusive!

Randall looked at the captain, thinking that the captain also wanted to give him a kiss, so he cooperatively moved his face towards him. After waiting for two seconds, he didn't get the kiss he expected. Instead, he only saw the captain's bright and disgusted eyes. .

Alan George: "..."

What is England doing?Why did the air on the court suddenly become gay?

But before he could continue his work, he saw Randall kiss Gary on the face suddenly, and then quickly escaped with a smile.

Gary Neville: "…"

Alan George: British, there is no hope.

He then coughed loudly, drawing everyone's attention, and then made a gesture that made the Paraguayans furious.Because Alan George actually gave England a free kick in the frontcourt after each hit [-] big rebounds.

That's right, this is England's third free kick opportunity!

Because it was the time when England switched from defense to offense when they were fouled, as long as Scholes sent the ball perfectly, Randall and Owen would have a chance to swallow the pie delivered to their mouths, so Alan George topped Overwhelmed by the pressure of the Paraguayan players, he insisted on his penalty.

England fans are already preparing to celebrate, a free kick in the frontcourt, Randall's full moon scimitar...

Look, they shouldn't be too familiar with this script, it must be this routine.

Standing in front of the penalty spot is still Randall.

Randall, who was kissed by Scholes and took the initiative to kiss Gary Neville, made the whole audience gay. I don't know how many conservative parents want to change the channel.

Huang Jianxiang has been silent just now, because you understand.

If Yinglan continues to do this, he even doubts the pinch signal of the director, saying that "there is a signal problem ahead".

At this moment, he quickly diverted the attention of the fans and said, "Since the start of the game, Randall has stood in front of the penalty spot twice..."

"The camera was given to Beckham in the stands again, but I think England fans don't miss Beckham now, because there are people on the pitch who shoulder their expectations and sustenance."

As Huang Jianxiang said, Randall had already set up the ball.

This time his opponent was no longer the unlucky Villar, but Bobadilla was obviously not luckier than his predecessor, but Randall did not underestimate him.

Although he sent an indirect free kick in the penalty area to England just after he came on the field, which directly led to the loss of the ball, Pobadilla's subsequent performance was quite good, rejecting Scholes and Gerrard's far goals twice in a row. He also saves a near corner of Owen and lifts one of his headers over the bar.

Rejecting England's shots four times obviously gave Pobadilla confidence, allowing him to temporarily forget the dark history of giving gift bags when he played, and he was highly concentrated, lest he make another mistake.

Randall took a deep breath and retreated step by step.

Ferguson on the sidelines raised his eyebrows slightly, while Scholes, who was standing not far from Randall, twitched the corner of his mouth slightly.

Of course, a big guy like Lao Si would not laugh easily at such a critical moment, but who made him see through Randall's bellyful of bad water?

If Cristiano was watching the game, he must have understood what Randall was going to do.

Cristiano was indeed watching the game!

He did know what Randall was going to do!

Randall got a penalty when he was at Manchester United-this was because he missed a penalty, and then the old man had to exercise his mental quality.So the free kick was given to him.

But it’s not a pity to have two free kick masters, so Manchester United have played tricks a few times this season, such as letting Randall set the ball for Cristiano, or conversely, the two people know each other’s way of setting the ball well I also know some ways to exert force when playing football.

Let Cristiano play banana ball?

It's actually not difficult, but he prefers the elevator ball, and he is better at this direction.

Let Randall play elevator balls and fallen leaf balls?

It's not a problem at all, he has indeed scored elevator goals on the court, more than once.

Now Randall wants to make a surprise, so after the referee whistled, just as Huang Jianxiang shouted "Is this the arc we are familiar with--", the fans saw a wonderful parabola across the sky , fell rapidly, and fell into the net in a flash.

This is the elevator ball, which has more advantages in scoring from a long distance and is more difficult to defend, and Pobadilla's performance shows this!

The second goalkeeper of Paraguay obviously has a good mentality and made a huge mistake, but when he entered the state, he rejected the long-range shots of Gerrard and Scholes twice. In front of the elevator ball more than 35 meters away, he was unable to make any saves and could only helplessly watch him fall into a corner!

I am too difficult!Bobadilla shook his head helplessly.

At this moment, the score on the scoreboard also changed, and England even led Paraguay 4:0!

This goal obviously made Randall extremely excited. He once again proved that he can score goals normally without tossing the defenders or his good friends to help him, and the goalkeeper will not always perform at a super level when encountering him...

And this goal also allowed him to catch up with the German Klose and the Costa Rican Jovanp on the scorer list. With 2 goals, he is temporarily tied for the top scorer list with them!

The excited Randall rushed to the corner after scoring the goal, running, jumping and spinning a dragon, while the England fans near the stands opened their hands to welcome Randall's "hug".

Ferguson on the sidelines was already flushed, but he looked extremely calm. The old man just applauded "meanly", and he was not even as excited as the players on the bench.

"Pele! It must be because of Bailey! We met his crow mouth, but it was his 'magic' that made Randall finally 'break through himself!'" In the live broadcast room of the BBC, the famous commentator Dawson passionately Si Yi said: "I saw Chinese fans leave a message saying that this is called negative negative! I think it makes sense!"

When the theory of "negative negative positive" has a great market, Ferguson has already sat back on the bench.

The old man said to Queiroz: "Let them all warm up at halftime."

Queiroz nodded, expressing his understanding.

With a 4-0 lead and no substitutions, do you think Randall is too physically fit, or do you think the 33-year-old Scholes is not old enough?Still think Ashley Cole is well rested?

Paraguay also seized a chance before the first half, when Valdez almost pierced through the goal guarded by Robinson.

This made Ferguson's face sink like water. If it wasn't for the end of stoppage time, he would definitely lash out at the defense-even if it wasn't the defender's fault, at least not all of it.

None of the three goalkeepers is reliable, which is naturally a shadow in Ferguson's mind.

Coaching Manchester United for 20 years, when was the most painful time for Ferguson?Except for the 6 years when he took over, after Schmeichel transferred, Manchester United lost a reliable goalkeeper. Before Van der Sar joined Manchester United, Ferguson was worried about the goalkeeper every day-no one was reliable!

It's the same now, Ferguson has just enjoyed more than a year of peace of mind protected by the goalkeeper, and he has to worry about it again!

As soon as stoppage time ended, Ferguson was on the sidelines, usually first into the tunnel.

Ferguson gave them high fives one by one to praise their performance, even Robinson, who was slandering him in his heart.

At the moment, Randall is waving at Olier, who is in the family seat. He feels that his performance is completely worthy of the banner of his good brother. Brother is so awesome today——

"Snapped!"

Randall covered the back of his head with tears in his eyes!

The camera seat next to the players' tunnel even sent this loud bang to thousands of households!

"Have you cleared your mind! Who asked you to stand for Paul? Why did I let Hager and the others play? Why did I use Gerrard? Why did I get your turn?" Ferguson then fired a mouthful, and Randall's head was gone It hangs down to the chest.

At this moment, fans all over the world, regardless of whether they can understand Ferguson's strong Scottish English, but Randall's teary eyes and subsequent ostrich-like gestures let them understand-oh, this is how the flying boots happened. ...

Huang Jianxiang was silent for a few seconds, because he was still bragging about Randall a few seconds ago, and then seeing Randall being treated like this by Ferguson, he could only say in embarrassment: "As the saying goes, teach your son to your face and teach your wife behind your back. I understand this truth, but the old man obviously has high hopes for Randall, oh, the old man still gave Randall a hug..."

Ferguson doesn't care what others think, how to put it, he just wants to teach this kid a lesson - wake him up when he is at his happiest!Teach him!This is what he should do!

As for the end of the fight, of course you have to learn the lesson of Flying Boots, and of course Randall also wants to save face.

So he still has to rub him, touch his little face, and praise him.

"It was a good game today, although I thought you forgot your mind in Manchester!"

"Be more determined, don't always think about passing the ball, there are passers behind you..."

Ferguson walked away with his arms around Randall's shoulders, and the voice had disappeared, only the fans were still in a trance——

We watched comedy movies (own goals and ball-handling violations), then martial arts movies (Landauer held high), calcium movies (kiss and kisses), and now it's family ethics ?

Are all your games in England so magical?

The players on the field left, and the audience in front of the TV switched channels to avoid watching the commercials, but the substitute players in England and Paraguay were sweating and warming up in the hot afternoon.

Everyone is so serious.

Everyone is doing their best.

But everyone is looking forward to luck.

Because there are only 3 people who can be replaced.

BBC, Sky Sports, ITV and other British TV stations have no commercials during the intermission. They are all replaying the 4 goals in the first half, and then discussing the opponents in the next game.

Yes, we are that crazy!

Only by being so crazy can we be worthy of our "British matchmaker design" who wins and blows up to the sky, and loses to hell!

The next match day is a good day, and that day is the Queen's birthday.

The author has something to say:

Give me a group of personal characters, and work harder today.

I hope everyone is healthy and safe.

I also hope that La Liga can be suspended--

Life is higher than football.