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"Randall, let's see Randall—" In the live broadcast room of the BBC, Dawson's voice seemed to be cut off suddenly. After a few tenths of a second of awkward silence, he hurriedly said: "Oh, Even though our first World Cup goal came, I was a bit surprised because I thought Randall could have put him in the net in a more normal way..."

"It's very Randall," said John Mortenson, his partner in his late seventies. "Look at the look on Ferguson's face, I think he must be thinking like this-'boy, can't you be normal? Surprise me?'”

That's right, Ferguson thought so!

He even swears, not because England's first goal in the World Cup came so easily, but because Randall promised him 2 minutes ago!

Randall also looked at Ferguson cautiously after the referee made it very clear that this was an own goal.

3 minutes ago, when the game just started, Sir pulled him to say something...

"little bastard!"

"Liar liar!"

Seeing Randall's gaze, the old man babbled at Randall on the pitch in Scottish with a strong accent!

The fourth official actually wants to ask, are you sure you speak English?

It is obviously not difficult for Randall to understand, even if the England fans in the audience are celebrating wildly——

Amid the old man's angry roar, he covered his face with both hands, pretending not to see the old man's roar!

But the old man's voice quickly got stuck, because Randall was already returning to defense. When he ran here, the "little liar" who was confused half a minute ago left a shout——

"BOSS! I'll score, I swear!"

Only then did Ferguson shut his mouth angrily, and stuffed a piece of chewing gum into his mouth before he couldn't help smiling.

This scene made Queiroz laugh until his stomach ached.

Wife is fucking interesting, did you two, master and apprentice, watch this game as a World Cup group match?

In fact Paraguayans are even angrier!Many of them are not good at English, but what Ferguson and Randall did, even the blind can understand it, this is clearly a slap in the face!

So the Paraguayans want to give England a little color with a goal!

However, they were disappointed.

Because England has changed.

Irving was cruising around the goalkeeper Villar slowly, waiting for Villar to kick off the ball and giving pressure, but as of this time, the performance of the Paraguayan goalkeeper is still very normal.

Villar didn't give Owen a chance, so he sent the ball to the veteran Canisa. Canisa took the ball from the right, ready to open the situation on England's left.

There is also a reason why he chose the left. After all, because of the Champions League final, Ashley Cole did not train with England for the first time-although Ashley Cole did not train with England because of injuries and transfers. Bill didn't get a chance to play.But Cole is still the last player to integrate into the England national team, and his physical condition should not be as expected.

But soon the Paraguayan coach Ruiz found out in a daze that Randall, who had never had a defensive task, was involved in the defense!

This actually shocked the BBC, ITV and other British TV stations. In the live broadcast room of Sky Sports, Andy Gray even exclaimed: "Could it be that Randall's physical fitness has improved a lot after this month's training?" ? Can his body withstand such a high-intensity game? You must know that we may have to play up to seven games!"

There are also many people who question Ferguson. After all, since Ferguson became the coach of the Three Lions, England fans have aimed at him. Any arrangements Ferguson has, and the formation of troops is different from what they expected, and they will be accused by them.

But the old man doesn't care about these things.

Look at Lao Tzu's bench, who is sitting there!

Joe Cole, Lampard, Beckham, Crouch, Carrick, I can change the 5 starting midfielders directly!

Randall's participation in the defense also allowed Barry to appear more in a central position, giving Randall space on the left.

Because there is Cole, the guy known as the "third goal post", behind him, Randall is also quite bold on the defensive end.The veteran Cavani followed him all the way to the bottom. After all, Cavani is close to 35 years old. How could he be his opponent in terms of speed?

So while pressing Kanisa, he gestured to Cole.

Get out of the way, let me do it.

Kerr had seen Randall's performance on the training ground, and it left a deep impression on him.

That time he watched Randall tackle his Arsenal teammate, "Little Tiger" Walcott three times in a row. Not only did he fail to break through Randall's defense in three attacks, he was also shoveled consecutively. The guy almost had a mental breakdown.

That's when Kerr understood Randall's prowess at tackle.

Oh, it's not that Walcott's psychological endurance is so poor, but think about it, Randall is a winger, not a full-back.

I wanted to use this opportunity to impress Ferguson's heart and fight for a ticket, but was repeatedly brushed and tackled by Randall, a colleague of mine. How could this kid's mentality not collapse?

Ferguson also comforted this "little tiger" alone.

Canisa didn't know that he had become Randall's prey. He saw that Cole didn't go forward, but moved to the ribs, and his teammates Santa Cruz and Valdez had already entered the penalty area. What is there to consider?

Bottom!

Be firm!

Just when the veteran was about to send a cross, Randall's "late but arrived" tackle arrived slowly in Kerr's expectation.

The speed of this shovel was as fast as a breeze blowing, leaving no trace at all, and Randall's performance was not over yet. After saving the ball, he pulled the ball with a turn that has almost become his signature, and the ball was slanted Pass to midfield!

Someone already started running before Randall broke the goal. It was Scholes who had already returned to his own penalty area!

Randall's ball is of course looking for a male god!Finding Owen is a waste, after all, that guy is still the key target of the opposite central defender, but the male god is different!

"The 33-year-old Scholes is running wild! He has passed the half-time, and the opposite central defender Caceres has rushed up, but the ball is still at the feet of Scholes. We know that his long shot- - Oh! Shoot!"

Scholes's shot was well-accurate, but it still flew over the crossbar, but the Paraguayan fans behind the net all looked ugly, and it was a little bit, a little bit...

Scholes missed a long shot and showed no expression.

After all, this is a long shot, not a penalty.

Randall pursed his lips. Although he bought Irving... wait... he bought Irving, and now the goal is considered an own goal.

Randall, of course, didn't have time to delve into this one at the World Cup, because Ferguson yelled, then made a gesture—

speed up!attack!

Faster pace, don't let the Paraguayans have a break!

The direction of the old man's sword is Landauer's battlefield.

He can really capture Munich for this old man, let alone Frankfurt?

England intends to have fun with their opponents. This time, Randall still takes the ball to his feet. He cuts into the penalty area on the left rib like entering no man's land, and is about to shoot, but the Paraguayan captain Gamara seems to be poisonous. , came to rescue again!

Randall watched helplessly as his shot was "bravely" blocked by him, and it was refracted.

So his normal shooting automatically switched to the [catapult Dafa] that he was determined to abandon, and he catapulted towards the goal.

Just when Randall thought the ball was going to go in, who knew that the opposite goalkeeper Villar stepped across and blocked the ball, but the next moment he curled up, painfully...

Randall: "..."

what happened?Where's my goal?Although I plan to score goals in a normal way, the ejection is also my goal!

Villar was already crying, and the Paraguayan team doctor ran to the field. Randall, who stayed nearby, overheard them saying in Portuguese that Villar had strained his thigh and could no longer hold on.

Randall's eyes on the goalkeeper suddenly changed.

When Villar was picked up by the team doctor, took off his gloves and wiped his tears, he walked over to comfort him and said: "It's a pity, but if you can recover as soon as possible and your team goes further, you still have a chance. "

This is what he said from the bottom of his heart.

Villar wiped away his tears and gave him a look. He didn't expect Randall to speak Spanish, but he nodded hastily.

This is obviously an unfortunate goalkeeper, and Paraguay's coach Ruiz is also very unfortunate, because he had to make a substitution choice in the 7th minute, and the replacement was still a goalkeeper!

It was substitute goalkeeper Pobadilla who was replaced.

As a result, an even more speechless scene happened...

Pobadilla, who had just played, might have been too nervous. He didn’t seem to accept that he was put on the field like this. He broke the record for being the fastest to be put on the field in the history of the World Cup. He made a low-level mistake——

Possession violation!

Because the ball was not kicked off within the stipulated time (more than 6 seconds before the ball was released after the ball was controlled by the hand), the referee from Haiti made another penalty - an indirect free kick in the penalty area!

The England fans at the scene had a carnival!

Randall didn't expect his solo time to come so soon.

Now there are hundreds of millions of fans in more than 100 countries around the world, and they will see him take set kicks again, and they are still in the penalty area.

The Paraguayans can only be thankful that they still have a human wall amidst the scolding, and the English have to cooperate.

"Paul! Steve!" Randall called Gerrard and Scholes, the two free kick masters.

This is an indirect free kick, and England has to pass it through two people, so it is necessary to think about routines at this time, and Manchester United loves to play these routines in the Premier League. Of course, they brought this habit to the England dressing room.

"How to cooperate with you?" Gerrard opened his mouth and said, obviously knowing very well in his heart that he is just playing support, and Randall is Ferguson's beloved small ball bully, and it is always right to listen to the small ball bully.

Scholes didn't speak, but that's what he meant.

Although his free kicks were good, it wasn't his turn to take the penalty when Beckham was there.

Randall and the two chattered, and ran aside by themselves, about five or six meters away from them.

Now the pressure on Paraguay is even greater!

Because they not only have to line up the wall, but also score points to stare at Randall, or choose to release Randall, but it is not a good choice.

The only thing they are lucky about is that England did not send the bamboo pole Crouch who is over 2 meters tall today, otherwise they will be more difficult to defend.

What about Randall?

Randall is flirting with Owen... Ah no, it's telepathy.

Originally, Owen was hiding in the wall of people, but now Randall winked at him, almost making him laugh.

With the whistle of the referee, Gerrard gently kicked the ball to Scholes, but Scholes did not take the penalty himself, and sent a short pass to Randall's feet accurately. Doyle has seen a hole in Paraguay's human wall. The little guy Irving has rushed to the left side of the penalty area. He didn't even want to send the ball to Irving's feet.

Owen just flicked it lightly, and the ball passed over the head of the desperate Paraguay captain and sent it into the net!

The England fans at the scene have begun to collectively shout "St.Michael", canonizing Owen!

After the goal, Owen didn't run or kneel, he just raised his arms high and gently hugged Randall, and then Gerrard, who was half a step behind Randall, and Carragher on the sidelines kept getting higher and higher. Roar, he kept waving his hands, and only missed a set of combined punches.

Surrounded by many teammates, Owen's smile is still sunny.

"Guys—" said Randall, who was wrapped in the middle with Owen, "the dealer kills! Hear that, the dealer kills!"

To kill a fart!

Everyone gave him the middle finger and booed him one after another, but everyone had a smile on their faces.

Ferguson is finally satisfied, because this is a beautiful goal, and it can even be said to be an incredible beautiful teamwork. Perhaps he is not worse than the one scored by the Argentine in 98.

The players on the bench were all excited, but the camera was on Beckham, because he not only had a smile on his face, but also felt lonely.

Without him, the Three Lions are still the Three Lions.

He can still help the team score goals in the way he is best at. Does he have a future in this World Cup?

At this same moment, in the Nike box, executives are popping champagne to celebrate.

This is the stage of the World Cup, and it is also the battlefield for equipment sponsors such as Nike and Adidas. Although England’s sponsor is still Umbro, Nike does not care about this, because Umbro is already their acquisition target, and this acquisition will be completed sooner or later. .

Nike and Adidas each have their own sponsored teams, and Beckham is the top brand of Adidas, and the global appeal of heartthrobs is also unmatched by Nike's spokespersons, even if they have Irving, Rooney, and Landau Seoul also has big-name players from other countries.

Because Beckham's popularity has gone beyond the scope of football, that is, he has become popular.

If Ronaldo was once a phenomenal player in football, then Beckham is the most commercially successful model in football, a phenomenon in that business.

But now that David Beckham is on the bench, and Randall, who they signed some time before the start of the World Cup, has repeatedly shown off his new boots in the opening match, how can Nike executives be upset?How can you not be Happy?

At the same moment, Lao Li and Old George looked at each other tacitly while being proud of Randall.

Plan B can be promoted!

Our cub is so pretty, how can he speak for others?

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In one game, Paraguay set two records. It's really not my fault. The reality is so fantastic...