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Chen Wangzhi asked kindly, "Are you sure?"

Yu Wenche was silent for a second, then hesitated, "Yes."

Chen Wangzhi thought, children can be taught, and Yu Wenche is not that stupid!Genes are important.In an instant, he thought that genes were useless. Even if Yu Wenche had a big chest and no brains, he recognized it. Anyway, he didn't have the function of giving birth to cubs. It would be great if he could cook tea eggs!

Yu Wenche said, "Uh, it's past eleven o'clock, are you hungry?"

Chen Wangzhi said kindly, "I'm hungry." After a pause, he said more kindly, "What about you?"

Yu Wenche rubbed his head, "I'm hungry." After class at 09:30, Chen Wangzhi pressed him on his seat and listened to mathematics for an hour and a half. "This way..." Chen Wangzhi moved the nib of the pen, but most of the time the nib didn't move, "The answer came out." The process was completely omitted.In fact, Yu Wenche is not good at these questions. His high math score is 25 points higher than Chen Wangzhi's.Sitting and listening to the questions is a waste of time, plus he is distracted and peeping at the beauties—Chen Gongzi finally has a bit of human temperament when facing mathematics, his brows are agile, and he usually looks motionless, and the department secretly complains that he thinks he is cultivating immortals .

"Then let's go eat." Chen Wangzhi rarely took the initiative to invite humans other than Gao Ping, "Eat grilled fish."

"Grilled, grilled fish?" Yu Wenche stammered, "Hey, do you want to eat grilled fish?"

Chen Wangzhi rubbed his stomach, "Think."

"Oh my god!" Yu Wenche exclaimed, "You actually eat grilled fish..."

Chen Wangzhi not only ate grilled fish, he ate everything, especially pig brains, and later Yu Wenche was terrified.After researching, Chen Wangzhi came to the conclusion that his habits should come from his mother. After all, strange women go up and down the mountains and go into the virgin forest at every turn, so they can't be too picky about food, right?

"Okay, go...to eat grilled fish." Yu Wenche packed his schoolbag, and Chen Wangzhi said suddenly, "Go back to the dormitory first."

"You want to take a nap?"

"Take the book."

Yu Wenche nodded, put on his schoolbag, and walked shoulder to shoulder with Chen Wangzhi to the dormitory area.At the end of spring, the flowers were flying and the flowers were falling, and the sun was shining brightly. Yu Wenche couldn't help asking, "Are you going out to play on May Day?"

Of course Chen Wangzhi wouldn't go out to play, it was too late for him to play under the covers, "No."

"Oh... don't you like traveling?"

travel?What kind of travel?Chen Wangzhi's cognition on this point is quite like a father. Chen Xuan has always emphasized that if everyone stays at home honestly without going out, all conflicts can be resolved.He hates going out, but when he was forced by his sister to go to a "party" once, he accidentally became a father!Being a father brings troubles one after another, he would rather commit suicide than become a father, so going out is never a good thing, he often nags to the young Chen Wangzhi, but if Chen Wangzhi doesn't go out, he can't get peace, Chen Xuan feels that In great despair, he was once bedridden and relied on drinking Coke every day to maintain his life.

"It's not good to go out." Chen Wangzhi said to Yu Wenche, very seriously, "If you go out, you will accidentally become a father."

Yu Wenche had question marks all over his head, "Huh? How come?"

Chen Wangzhi sighed, walked downstairs in the dormitory, and suddenly found a group of boys and girls squatting under a tree chattering around the city, occasionally raising their mobile phones to take pictures. He looked curiously and saw a fluffy yellow ball.

"Ah, Ah Huang!" Yu Wenche said, speeding up his pace and running under the tree, "Come on, it's our dorm cat!"

Chen Wangzhi heaved a sigh of relief. It turned out to be a cat. He thought it was a cult organization.Walking slowly, the orange cat Ah Huang happened to roll over and raised its paws to rub against his face, causing the students to scream.Yu Wenche also held his face and looked like he was cute, Chen Wangzhi tilted his head and looked at A Huang, suddenly A Huang pushed all the fans out of the crowd, and simply rubbed his trousers.

"..." Chen Wangzhi became nervous, "Yu Wenche, it hit me with its head."

Yu Wenche didn't come to rescue him, but envied and hated him, "Damn, Ah Huang likes you!"

Ah Huang stepped on Chen Wangzhi's feet with two front paws, arched his back, and yawned long.This is an extremely strong cat, with a burly body and shiny short hair, like a small tiger.Chen Wangzhi tried his best to withdraw his foot, Ah Huang raised his head and meowed in dissatisfaction.

"Ah Huang likes you so much." Yu Wenche walked over, "It doesn't even rub against me."

Chen Wangzhi said, "It's very heavy."

Yu Wenche squatted down and scratched the cat's forehead, and heard that one person and one cat looked at Chen Wangzhi together, "All orange cats are like this, haven't you heard of it, nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one is crushed. "Chen Wangzhi said in his heart that there is such a proverb, which he had never heard of before, and suddenly his mind moved slightly, this Ah Huang and Yu Wenche...

Does it look a bit like it?

Going back to the dormitory to pick up the books, Chen Wangzhi closed the door under the awe-inspiring gaze of his roommate, and went downstairs side by side with Yu Wenche.Walking downstairs, Ah Huang was no longer in his original position.Seeing him looking around, Yu Wenche explained, "I guess I went to eat. At this point, someone feeds the cat food." Chen Wangzhi turned his head and looked again, and suddenly found the shadow of a cat in the bushes, "...uh .”

Yu Wenche said, "What's the matter?" Probe over, there was a bowl in the bushes, full of cat food, and a few cat food scattered in the soil.Ah Huang suddenly screamed and came out of the bushes, followed by a white cat with a menacing look and a threatening sound from its throat.

"Oh, this is Xiaobai." Yu Wenche pointed at the white cat, "Look, isn't it beautiful?"

Xiaobai is a long-haired white cat with mandarin duck eyes. Although it is a stray cat, its fur is neat and clean, but its expression is ferocious. I like Ah Huang...I can't help it, I always fight."

Chen Wangzhi pondered for a moment, "You deserve it...?"

Yu Wenche was puzzled, "What?"

Seeing Ah Huang running away, Xiaobai turned around and got into the bushes resentfully, and began to eat cat food.Chen Wangzhi said, "Ah Huang is a male cat."

Yu Wenche corrected, "Tom cat."

"Yes, a male cat." Chen Wangzhi was thoughtful, "Xiaobai is also a male cat."

"Is it a male cat? It looks very good!"

"It's a tomcat."

"Then... what's the problem? Male cats will grab territory, no wonder they fight," Yu Wenche cheerfully pulled Chen Wangzhi, "Be careful with the bicycle."

Chen Wangzhi tightened the strap of his schoolbag silently. Why is it all right? He considered how to speak all the way, but he couldn't open his mouth in the end.And Yu Wenche has put the cat war behind him, and concentrates on calculating the cost-effectiveness of grilled fish.

Chen Wangzhi murmured, "It still deserves it."

Didn't he deserve it, he just clearly saw Ah Huang pressing on Xiao Bai... doing that indescribable thing.