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Chen Wangzhi also had a very bad premonition.

That night, he was biting his nails and watching a critically acclaimed horror movie. At the most critical moment, his phone suddenly vibrated. Even though Chen Wang's heart was as big as a prairie, he broke out in a cold sweat.

You have a new friend request.

Who is it? Chen Wangzhi bit his finger and glanced at it.

Chen Xuan asked to add you as a friend, agreed, declined.

Chen Wangzhi chose to refuse as a matter of course.

A few minutes later, while the male protagonist, Xiao Cosmos, exploded and killed all directions, Chen Wangzhi's cell phone buzzed non-stop.Chen Wangzhi picked up an unfamiliar call, and Chen Xuan was furious, "Little brat, how dare you refuse!"

Chen Wangzhi hung up directly and blocked the number.A few minutes later, the phone rang again. This time the number was interesting, and it belonged to Peru. Chen Wangzhi picked it up, and a strange female voice said, "Oh, Chen Wangzhi."

"I don't have a credit card, and I don't spend money overseas." Chen Wangzhi is proficient in routines.

"I am your mother." The female voice said.

"Oh, hello, what's the matter?"

Chen Wangzhi pinched his fingers and calculated that the last time he saw his mother was about 13 years ago.His mother was in Egypt, and he and Gao Ping went on a summer vacation, went hand in hand to visit the Sphinx, and took pretty stupid pictures.In the end, he rode a camel to watch the scene where his mother was digging. His mother wore a fisherman's hat on her hips and gave instructions in a language she didn't understand.Sitting on the camel, Chen Wangzhi thought of his useless father on a certain bed in the far east, and couldn't help but wonder how these two people got together in the first place... there must be some big misunderstanding in the middle.

Chen Wangzhi's mother - referred to as strange woman - said, "I heard that you are in a relationship."

"Huh?" Chen Wangzhi bit his nails, the hero stabbed an old man to death with a candlestick, blood spattered everywhere, "Yes."

The strange woman said, "Who is the other party?" All of them said in an affirmative tone.

Chen Wangzhi said casually, "Classmate."

The strange woman said, "College classmate? She has a good IQ. Where is she from?"

"Inner Mongolia." Contrary to the strange woman, Chen Wangzhi's tone of questioning, my God, the hero and the heroine are face to face!Can he escape...

"Inner Mongolia? It's a little far away." The strange woman commented.

"Okay."

"How is your personality?"

"very good."

The hero killed the heroine and escaped from the house.The United States is really full of serial killers. Chen Wangzhi was quite worried about Gao Ping's safety. He focused on this phone call, "Oh, are you in Peru?"

"Ah."

Peru has what... pyramids?Alas, it’s just digging, but does Peru have grass mud horses? The grass mud horses in the zoo like to spit at tourists, and they are not friendly at all.Chen Wangzhi said, "Oh."

The strange woman said, "We have no objection to falling in love."

"Well, thank you."

"But you have to pay attention to a few issues."

"Oh."

"First of all, don't be impulsive."

"it is good."

"Secondly, pay attention to personal hygiene."

"it is good."

"In the end, be responsible."

"Ah."

"Okay, bye."

"Goodbye."

The 13-year conversation between the mother and son ended in this way.Chen Wangzhi was puzzled, and continued to gnaw his fingers looking for the next horror movie.At this time, Chen Xuan added him as a friend for the second time, and he passed by, and the other party immediately transferred a sum of money, and left a message: "It's enough to get married!"

Chen Wangzhi glanced at the amount of money, accepted it readily, thought for a few seconds, and decided to send a "thank you".Unexpectedly, after sending it, the system prompts, "Emperor Chen has turned on friend verification for the number one in the world, and you are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after verification."

"..."

It's late, and we have to go to class tomorrow morning.Yu Wenche agreed to feed him breakfast, which would save him a fortune.Chen Wangzhi transferred the money to the bank card, and then transferred the money from the bank card to Yu'e Bao. By the way, he took a look at the funds he bought, and saw a slight increase.He went to take a shower, thinking while taking a bath, it's strange, he actually cares about me?Could it be that the collective food poisoning is not enough.

Forget it, I don't want to, I'm so tired.

Chen Wangzhi took a shower and fell asleep peacefully holding his penny.Of course he didn't know that Gao Ping had already spread the news of his relationship to his relatives.Now, almost all relatives have heard that Chen Wangzhi was deceived by a green tea.Chen Xuan was playing the game well, but the younger sister came to ask aggressively, and if you still play, you are going to be a grandpa!

Chen Xuancai didn't want to be a grandfather, and his eyes turned red when he heard it.Although he claimed to sever ties with Chen Wangzhi, the law did not allow it.Thinking of the high alimony—this is secondary—and thinking of seeing some in-laws, going to the hospital to visit his daughter-in-law and grandson, he would rather die than die, so he hurriedly paid Nizi a sum of money to buy clean ears.And the strange woman digging in South America also got information about her son's love from her sister. Thinking about her tragic example, she felt that it was necessary to remind Chen Wangzhi not to get pregnant out of wedlock.

Chen Wangzhi was completely unaware of the turmoil in the family.I got up early the next day, happily picked up my schoolbag and went to class.Sure enough, Yu Wenche took his seat and waited for him.Yu Wenche, who came from far away Siberia, never thought that he would become a famous green tea on the university campus under the rendering of the tall young master Koucan lotus.He enthusiastically took out the sugar triangle, "Are you here?"

"Morning." Chen Wangzhi was happy, he liked sweets the most.

"Have you eaten the tea eggs?"

"No."

Yu Wenche was refreshed, hummed a little song, took out a novel and read it intently.Chen Wangzhi took out his mobile phone and watched the horror movie yesterday again.He really likes the scene where the villain cannon fodder digs out the brain, ah, the soft brain——

"Uh, what are you looking at?"

"Movie."

Yu Wenche glanced at it, and suddenly his hair stood on end, "This, this, this, how did you take out people's brains!"

"Well, make hot pot."

Chen Wangzhi's rare sense of humor turned into a cold sweat on Yu Wenche's back.Yu Wenche was dumbfounded, and after a few minutes, in order to divert Chen Wangzhi's attention, he took out an exercise book.

"Uh...can you do this question?"

Chen Wangzhi glanced at the title, "B."

Yu Wenche flipped through the answers, and sure enough, he chose B.

"You are amazing! You don't need to count!"

Chen Wangzhi said "hmm", and Yu Wenche found another question, "What about this one?"

"D."

The answer is indeed D.Yu Wenche had great admiration for Chen Wangzhi, "It's amazing... how do you calculate it?"

Chen Wangzhi scribbled a few strokes of the process, not forgetting to glance at his movie.Yu Wenche is a bit stupid, asking me about such an easy question.Sigh, it's kind of cute to be so stupid... If you want to be my wife, I can tutor him in math every day.

No no, wait a minute.Chen Wangzhi had an idea, if I tutored him in mathematics every day, he would be impressed by my brilliance and prowess, wouldn't he be willing to consciously be my wife?

So he turned off his phone and put on the most solemn expression: "Let me teach you."