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Yu Wenche found that he suddenly became familiar with Chen Wangzhi.

When he discovered this, he was standing in the kitchen of Chen Wang's house packing egg skins. After finally going online to type the book, he received a complaint from the male god, "Your egg exploded."

Yu Wenche dropped his howling roommate and rushed to the family courtyard next to the school.

"Eggs will explode." Chen Wangzhi played with his mobile phone with his knees in his arms, and muttered softly, "Shouldn't it be good to put it in the microwave?"

Yu Wenche said helplessly, "Peel off the eggshell first."

"So troublesome?" Chen Wangzhi lowered his eyes, "Don't eat."

"..." You are too lazy.Yu Wenche threw away the garbage, turned around and washed his hands, "It's not troublesome to peel the eggshell, it takes half a minute. I've already smashed it."

"Forget it." Chen Wangzhi kept that posture staring at the phone. The home clothes were very cute. It was already summer, and he was still wearing cotton mops—the air conditioner was turned on at 23 degrees, and goose bumps appeared on Yu Wenche's arms. I think it is necessary to remind the male god that everyone is responsible for caring for the environment and protecting the earth...

"I'm hungry." The male god didn't want to repent, his eyes were as clear as water.Faced with such a beauty, Yu Wenche pressed back even though he was full of complaints. It was almost nine o'clock, "You didn't have dinner?"

"have eaten."

"What time do you eat?"

"It seems to be after five o'clock."

"What to eat?"

Chen Wangzhi seemed a little embarrassed, "Apple."

"Apple???" Yu Wenche was desperate, "You just eat apples for dinner?"

Chen Wangzhi made a rare argument, "Gao Ping said that he should eat apples once a week."

Yu Wenche was convinced, "You have to eat apples once a week, so you just eat apples? How many did you eat?"

Mr. Chen said without shame, "Two."

Starve you.Yu Wenche rummaged through the kitchen, and the refrigerator was empty except for his pot of tea eggs.There are no vegetables or meat, only the rice and oil he bought last time. "I don't have anything, I can't cook, so let's order takeaway."

Chen Wangzhi hummed, and moved his fingers all over his body, "Do you want to eat?"

Yu Wenche rubbed his stomach, "Uh, I won't eat."

That's right, you can't eat, you have to lose weight.Chen Wangzhi silently looked at Yu Wenche's arm, which was about half as thick as his.Although marrying a wife and a virtuous man... well, it's too far away.

Yesterday, Gao Pingshen asked him mysteriously, how far has the relationship progressed.

"How many times have I eaten?" Chen Wangzhi calculated with his fingers, "Hot pot, boiled fish, grilled fish, uh, about the same."

Gao Ping said, "How many meals have you eaten?! Then the relationship is confirmed!"

Chen Wangzhi hesitated for a few seconds, "It doesn't count."

"It doesn't count? Didn't I eat all your food!"

In fact, Yu Wenche paid the money these few times.He asked for a treat, but Yu Wenche didn't agree with anything, the two were arguing, but Yu Wenche was so strong that he easily pushed him aside.It's hard to subdue him with taekwondo, Chen Wangzhi sighed and said, "He goes out to eat with many people."

This is true, Yu Wenche is a class leader, has extensive interpersonal contacts, and often has dinner parties.Gao Ping was furious when he heard that, "Damn! She actually played this trick!"

Which hand to play?Chen Wangzhi was at a loss, and humbly asked Gao Ping for advice.Gao Ping has zero love experience, but he likes to gossip. He is a love theorist. When he saw his little cousin in dire straits, he immediately drew his sword to help, "I tell you, this kind of person likes to play hard to get. Cousin, you should be more indifferent." , don't be too enthusiastic, if you are too enthusiastic, he will think you are chasing after..."

Don't be too enthusiastic, Chen Wangzhi wasn't very enthusiastic in the first place.After pondering for most of the night, he decided not to teach Yu Wenche mathematics for later.Who knew that he would no longer teach mathematics, but Yu Wenche showed a relieved expression instead.Hmph, Chen Wangzhi was disappointed, he really felt that I was chasing after me.

Yu Wenche didn't have the complicated mental activities like Chen Gongzi. He hummed to clean the kitchen, wiped the floor, and washed the mop. When the kitchen was reborn, the doorbell rang, and Yu Wenche opened the door to take the takeaway. Good guy, there are two big bags. Soup, two pizzas, kebabs, salad and drinks. "Can you eat it?" He put the takeaway on the coffee table, and Chen Wangzhi flinched, "You eat mutton skewers."

"Huh? I'm not hungry."

"Aren't you a Mongolian?"

"I..." Yu Wenche felt powerless, "I'm not hungry now."

Chen Wangzhi looked at him eagerly, "Eat tomorrow."

"Tomorrow it will be cold." Chen Wangzhi was sitting on the sofa like a furry animal, and Yu Wenche couldn't get angry, "Well, I'm going back to school first." He touched his cold arm, it was so cold , "I peeled the eggshell for you."

"Oh..." Chen Wangzhi hugged the phone, "Goodbye."

There was no class the next day, so Chen Wangzhi would definitely not be able to see Yu Wenche.Waking up early to go to the library is simply destroying human nature. He is so unprogressive, so of course he will sink with the bed.Yu Wenche closed the door and left. The room was empty. Chen Wangzhi looked at the table full of food and suddenly lost his appetite.

Oh, I really want to have a home.

There are relatives to accompany me to eat, watch TV, sleep, and be in a daze.

He silently opened the box of mutton skewers and took a bite.

Full of melancholy, Chen Wangzhi dreamed of cumin all night.In his dream, he was galloping on the grassland, he was as wise and mighty as a divine soldier descending from the sky, he killed thousands of enemies, and finally captured the bandit leader alive.This bandit leader looks somewhat familiar... Wait, isn't this Yu Wenche!Then he woke up, staring blankly at the blank ceiling.Is Yu Wenche really the kind of person Gao Fing said?It doesn't seem right either...

The phone rang.

It's so early in the morning—it's not too early, it's already 25:[-]—the phone call is either a credit card or a fraud.Chen Wangzhi touched the phone lazily, and the three big characters "Yu Wenche" came into view seriously, and he suddenly became energetic, "Hello?"

Yu Wenche was very anxious and short of breath, "Well, are you awake?"

What nonsense, I answered your call, of course I woke up. "Is there something wrong?" Chen Wangzhi coughed, and hearing the commotion over there, Yu Wenche said, "Ah, that is..."

It's not a big deal, at least, in Chen Wangzhi's view, it's a trivial matter.Early in the morning, Yu Wenche got up to buy breakfast, and Ah Huang was lying under the tree sickly and lifeless. He went over to take a look, only to find that the cat had a gash, and blood was oozing out! "Damn, there must be a pervert who abused the cat." Yu Wenche was angry, "I took it to the pet hospital, the doctor bandaged it, and prescribed medicine, but the doctor said it's best not to stray... Uh, the dormitory can't Adoption, I thought, er, can I leave it at your house for a few days? I will pack the cat food and cat litter, and when the injury is healed, I will find a adoption for Ah Huang, he is very smart and will not disturb you."

The cat face somewhat similar to Yu Wenche appeared in front of Chen Wangzhi's eyes, and he agreed casually, "Okay."