Hunting down the Northwest Wilderness

Just walking halfway full of enthusiasm, Fang Lingshu suddenly realized that the direction was wrong-this seemed to be another door to the community at home.

"Kevin, this is not the way to the library. The nearest library is the High School Attached to the University of Ontario."

"How can I make you hungry?" Zou Kaiwen turned his head and smiled, "Of course you have to fill your stomach first."

"Are you going to catch fish?"

"Please, can you use a little bit of human thinking?" Kevin said helplessly, "I'm going to steal something for you to eat. Here, it's that supermarket."

He raised his paw and pointed to a store in front of him.

"..."

"Don't be in a daze, what do you want to eat?" Kevin was full of ambition: "Restaurants will definitely ignore us, and it's not easy for the back kitchen to get in. Supermarkets are the most convenient place to commit crimes."

"..."

Zou Kaiwen actually went to steal something for himself!

Fang Lingshu was about to cry.

"Egg yolk moon cake." He said tearfully.

This is a privately run grocery supermarket. Fang Lingshu usually buys cigarettes here, and Zou Kaiwen is often ordered to buy oil and salt. The owner is a middle-aged couple, and today the shopkeeper is an aunt.

Zou Kaiwen asked Fang Lingshu to hide at the door, and he swaggered in.

The aunt knows this cat, which is "the cat of the police officer's house". Dr. Zou often takes it to the pet grooming shop next door.She called out to Zou Kaiwen: "Moon cake, why did you come out by yourself?"

Zou Kaiwen ignored her, he focused on going to the non-staple food shelf, where he searched for egg yolk mooncakes - he found it!Fang Lingshu's stomach is really cheap. These are individually packaged retail mooncakes, only five yuan each.

But now Zou Kaiwen doesn't even have five cents.

He jumped up nimbly, knocked down a piece of mooncake, and ran towards the cashier with it in his mouth - all his actions were caught by the shopkeeper's aunt. It was just a cheap mooncake. Instead of stopping her, she took out her mobile phone to shoot videos hahaha.

"Why is it so fun? Moon cakes like eating moon cakes?" She was about to die of laughter.

Zou Kaiwen put the mooncakes on the cash register and yelled.

The aunt glanced at the broken moon cake bag: "Yo, it's all scratched, moon cake, you have to ask your father to pay me for it!"

Kevin licked her hand.

"Huh? Oh, I'm kidding, take it, take it, take a look at the camera, Mimi!"

Kevin still refused to leave, and cooperatingly, he posed for the camera.

The aunt was having a great time filming, and touched Zou Kaiwen's buttocks: "Okay, I will put it on your account, and I will ask for money later when your father comes."

This is the answer Kevin Zou wanted.

He shook his tail politely, picked up the mooncakes and left.

Fang Lingshu looked terrified outside, he pricked up his ears excitedly.

"Husband, you are too powerful! You can do it like this!"

Zou Kaiwen put down the mooncake with a smile: "If you want to meet your needs, you don't necessarily have to commit crimes. We are human beings, not cats. Even if it is difficult, we must abide by our inner morality."

Fang Lingshu looked at him with admiration.

"Let's eat." Zou Kaiwen said: "The cat's appetite is small, this piece of mooncake should be full."

"What about you?" Fang Lingshu looked at him tearfully.

"I watch you eat." Kevin kissed his cat ears: "I'm too fat now, I should lose weight."

He rushed forward: "Let's go to the corner of the back street to eat, and discuss what to do next."

This was the best lunch that Fang Lingshu had ever had. It was far better than the steak at a Michelin restaurant, and far better than the kaiseki cuisine in Kyoto.

Although it is just a piece of egg yolk mooncake, all of Zou Kaiwen's courage and wisdom are bet on it, which is the crystallization of love and wisdom.

Got this mooncake as a cat.

Maybe the problem cannot be solved today, maybe tomorrow they will still be wandering on the streets.

"No matter what the situation, I won't let you go hungry." Kevin meowed firmly.

Fang Lingshu finished eating with tears in his eyes.

He ate Soviet-style mooncakes all over his face, with egg yolk crumbs hanging on his beard.

Kevin licked him clean a little.

"It's so dirty." Fang Lingshu shyly said.

"Hey, don't move, this is my lunch." Kevin licked him carefully, "This is sweet."

The big puppet licked the little raccoon tenderly.Fang Lingshu squinted his eyes in comfort.

After lunch, they crossed the road carefully and ran to the library.

On weekdays, the library is quite deserted, and the staff are writing novels seriously behind the counter, completely oblivious to the two cats slipping in through the vent.

Kevin was so fat that he was clamped at the end of the ventilation duct, with only his tail showing.

Fang Lingshu was ashamed: "You should work harder!"

"I think so, baby." Zou Kaiwen squeezed his own fat in pain: "I just told you not to feed the moon cakes too fat."

Fang Lingshu ran up to the bookcase and bit Kevin's tail.

"You hold back!"

Kevin pretended to cry out in pain, but his heart was in a trance of excitement. He didn't expect the cat to be so excited, and the feeling of Fang Lingshu holding his tail was so sour.

"Fucking hard on your own!" Fang Lingshu held his tail in his mouth: "Kick it up!"

"Well, well." Zou Kaiwen perfunctory, he still wants to have a little more fun.

"What the hell are you doing? You're reacting!"

"Uh, uh." Mr. Zou was ashamed: "You let go of your mouth, I feel that I can fall down without using force."

Yes, you are falling because you are too fat!

Accompanied by a burst of dust, he slowly slid down from the air vent in a fluid form, and fell headlong on the bookshelf.

"—Boom!"

The staff member was devoting herself to writing pure love novels, but she was wearing earphones and heard nothing.Therefore, she didn't hear the low-pitched meowing of the two cats behind.

"Spicy Chicken Zou Kaiwen." Fang Lingshu said angrily, "You're still having pussy after turning into a cat."

Mr. Zou wrinkled his tail dejectedly: "Don't be angry, don't be angry."

They pushed down the books they needed from the folk bookcase—Fang Lingshu pushed it on top, and Zou Kaiwen continued on all fours below.

That way you won't damage the book.

Fang Lingshu's resentment for being eaten tofu just now has completely disappeared. Fat people also have the benefits of fat people. You think it is very handy as a cat meat mat!

"Civet cat...page 641." They flipped through the book with their fleshy claws: "This is wrong, this is a Japanese raccoon cat."

Get another one.

"Lihuamao... page 225... here it is!"

Fang Lingshu licked page 225 with his tongue, and the two cats got together to read.

"The civet cat worships the moon... Folklore..." Fang Lingshu read softly.

——This is a folklore that began in the Song Dynasty. It is said that civet cats will stare at the moon when it is full.

Many people have witnessed civet cats silently worshiping the moon in the moonlight.

"There are similar legends about black cats."

Zou Fang and the two cats looked at each other.

"This is very close to our situation." Kevin said: "But it's not the same. They did become people, but it was some kind of opportunistic change."

It is not that he has obtained a physical body, but has stolen another's body.

"See if there is a record to crack it." He urged Fang Lingshu.

"It's unbelievable that I, a former People's Public Security Bureau, and you, a former FBI, are here to study feudal superstitions desperately and flip through books with cat's paws." Fang Lingshu complained, "It feels like a fucking dream."

"Complaining is useless." Kevin said with a smile: "After reading it, I will turn to the next page."

"Actually, I have always had a question. Why don't we go to Liang Xu?" Fang Lingshu lowered his head and said, "Luo Xiaoning's cooking is delicious. Don't steal things at night. Let's go to Liang Xu's house for dinner."

It's just that Liang Xu lives a little far away, Fang Lingshu lives in Qujiang, and Liang Xu lives in Beilin, so it's a long way to go.

If you take the bus, you may be kicked off.

"My stupid cat, you have to use your brain." Kevin turned the pages of the book for him: "Can Liang Xu understand us?"

"I can understand, just kiss him." Fang Lingshu replied casually.

no respond.

Fang Lingshu suddenly understood the joint point, and he raised his head in embarrassment.

Zou Kaiwen looked at him meaningfully, his hair sour.

"—uh, yes, it's got to be a kiss."

Kevin still didn't let him go: "You kiss or me?"

"Don't, don't." Fang Lingshu said with a smile, "This is indeed a bit thunderous."

"That's not what I'm most worried about." Zou Kaiwen sighed meow: "The most worrying thing is that he is very skilled. It's not easy for us to kiss him forcefully. If he catches you instead, I'm afraid he will sterilize you."

"..."

Fang Lingshu retracted his paw tremblingly, he couldn't help touching his stomach.

Forget it, Liang Xu is hard to reason with, and Fang Lingshu doesn't want to take this knife for Li Hua.

They went on reading again.

Zou Kaiwen walked to him and sat down.

"I also want to ask you, since you have already had this idea, why didn't you say it just now?"

Fang Lingshu was a little embarrassed, he scratched his ear with his paw.

"Do you really want to listen?"

"Go ahead."

"...Your opinion is mine." Fang Lingshu buried his face in the book: "You are my husband, of course I follow your orders."

—An unexpected answer.

Kevin froze for a moment.

"...What if I'm wrong?"

"If you make a mistake, I will accompany you to make a mistake." Fang Lingshu said with a smile: "At worst, we will wander the streets together, anyway, you can't starve me." He cocked his tail: "You will definitely make the best plan for me."

Honey, you are really good at acting like a baby.

Big Mao Zou felt a little emotional.

Strangely, they all smelled a faint fragrance, Fanglihua smelled lighter, and Zou Muppet smelled stronger.

【Insert an animal world】

——Humans love to keep purebred animals and call them "pets", but in the world of pets, small differences in bloodlines cannot cut off their passion to applaud for love.Sometimes this impulse comes from the seasons, and sometimes it comes from our unknown spiritual world.

After long-term observation and research, (unserious) scientists have discovered that pets that have adapted well to modern society have begun to freely decide the timing of reproduction just like humans. Although it is not spring, mammals in cities can decide on their own During their love season, those animals that shuttle among human dwellings sometimes take the human activity area as their passionate grassland.

This big puppet from the United States is passionately kissing the female tanuki under his long fur.

【Zou Kevin, what are you doing~】

According to all the characteristics of this puppet cat, we can draw a conclusion that he now wants to carry out major projects of organ anastomosis and cell integration.

[Suddenly want to sing a love serenade for you. 】

They treat the library like a spring forest, and they are surprisingly careful to avoid the books lying on the floor.Chasing each other, they slipped to the sunny cafe.

[Go away, don't get the book dirty. 】

【Oh, that means, you think the same as I do.So my pussy, why are you running? 】

The female cat largely determines the success of this breeding event. He firmly holds the initiative. The male puppet keeps courting and meowing. On the couch, it's a show of teasing.

【how long have you been China?Can your translation accent be better? 】

The male puppet is trying to show his group advantage, and he makes a low-pitched call to the female cat. According to the conclusion and judgment of (unserious) scientists, we speculate that this is a love story between cats.

【Well, if you don't like it, I will also flirt with you in Chinese swear words, such as "have a shot?"】

The Ragdoll changed a way of howling.

[Come down quickly, come to the floor. 】

He has made great progress, and the cihuamao obediently jumped off the floor and fell on the ground. The male puppet started his happy journey contentedly. Judging from the size, they seem to be very different, so the cihuamao was continuously frightened during the process. .

[Fuck!How the hell did you carry the hook?It hurts! 】

The Ragdoll was breathing hard, and he wanted to slow down his progress and let the raccoon relax and be comfortable.From a human perspective, both cats seem to be enjoying the slow process.

【Do you feel better? 】

【Hey, it's pretty cool...】

Like all breeding animals, the two kittens in the library will subconsciously make comfortable calls, the civet cat is louder, and the puppet is softer.

[Uncle Kevin! 】

They switched gears and engaged in a second chase alongside shelves of history books.Breeding females secrete a large amount of seductive hormones, which can make male cats mesmerized.

[Wow, do you want a second time? 】

[The opportunity is rare, frankly speaking, you are now covered with an elegant fragrance, which is really irresistible. 】

The second matching work started in an orderly and enthusiastic manner.

【You look so cute. 】

The second wild event is coming to a successful conclusion. The two cats are licking each other's neck hair affectionately. For a long time, they are still intoxicated in the aftertaste of matching and matching.

In this human library, they will usher in the last splendid melody.A primitive and natural hymn sounded silently in this community library, and it may herald the birth of a new life.

[Wow, don't you let it in? 】

【It's hard to control...】

[Hurry up and get out! 】

【Sorry, stuck...】

Fang Lingshu turned up on all fours helplessly: "Okay, I really became your little wild cat this time, what if my mother gets pregnant?"

"He was born." Kevin was satisfied: "It was a surprise."

"...Wait, why do I feel so wrong?!"

Fang Lingshu got up from the ground in a jiffy: "Brother, you really have a brain, how can you judge ethically if you give birth to a kitten?"

Spiritually their offspring, genetically just a cat?

Fang Lingshu hugged her head: "You are really good at making trouble, I told you to be careful!"

Zou Kaiwen was at a loss.

"I think we may have been tricked." After thinking for a moment, he spoke calmly and deeply.

The will of animals is inherently weak, and it is easier to shake under the temptation of hormones.

"In case you do have kittens, it gets more complicated."

——You should have thought of this problem earlier!

Fang Lingshu clutched his stomach in confusion, it was really fun for a while, stomach crematorium, when you are a cat, you can't just let yourself go!

"Come on, go find Liang Xu, he should have medicine there."

This is not the time to argue about kissing or not kissing.

"We get on the bus through the middle door and hide under the seats. If the driver finds out, we'll show off to him."

They looked at each other, and suddenly wanted to laugh again.

"To be honest, Kaiwen Zou, I feel very happy hahahahahahahaha! This experience is really exciting!"

"Well, well, me too."

Zou Kaiwen is glad that he has a long hair and a big face now, otherwise he must have been so red that he exploded.He recalled the animal world just now, and thought it would be nice to have such an experience once in his life.