Hunting down the Northwest Wilderness

Zou Kaiwen struggled to open the window. As a fat cat, it really required a lot of strength, and his claws were not flexible.

But nothing can stop his determination at the moment.

The window opened a small crack.

The two cats were very sad when they met each other. Fang Lingshu jumped in from the window and walked around Zou Kaiwen sadly.

At this moment, he is still in the mood to think about beauty and ugliness. What kind of moth is born out of his genes? Zou Kaiwen was handsome enough when he was a human being, but he has to become such a beautiful puppet when he transforms into a cat. He was not born with enough genes, so he was born with plastic surgery , Even if you become a cat, you can only be a raccoon dog!

People are more pissed off than people, and cats are more pissed off than cats.

Zou Kaiwen licked his fur comfortingly.It may be that Fang Lingshu's current posture aroused his abnormal interest. After licking his hair, he didn't have enough, so he went to lick his mouth again.

Fang Lingshu slapped him on the head.

Be serious.

Zou Kaiwen fell down helplessly.

Well, both of them have become cats, what should we do now, the language is not clear, and the movement is inconvenient, are we just sitting here waiting to die?

Right at this stall, there was the sound of the door being knocked from the entrance.

They have turned into cats, and their hearing and vision are far more sensitive than humans. Both cats stood up and looked at the door vigilantly.

The lock of the door twisted for a long time, and it seemed that the person who opened the door was not used to this action.

Fang Lingshu leaned closer to Zou Kaiwen and hit him with his tail.

Kevin Zou understood very well, and the two cats looked at each other.

——Sure enough, after a long struggle, the door finally opened, and it was Fang Lingshu who rushed in timidly and panickedly. He was still holding the dishes in his hand, but the whole person panicked and ran into the living room, and he rushed back to lock the door Closes awkwardly.

This must be the raccoon dog!

Mooncake also stood up, and he rushed towards Lihua excitedly, and the two of them hugged each other, Lihua looked aggrieved, but Mooncake was very happy.

In a hurry, the two licked each other's hair. After calming down, they felt that this was not interesting enough, so they imitated their master's appearance, and they began to kiss!

Zou Kaiwen was in a complicated mood, he stole a glance to see Fang Lingshu.

Fang Lingshu was already annoyed.

"What should I do?" Li Hua said with a terrified expression, "Something has happened."

Moon Cake comforted him: "It's pretty good, it should be like this."

"Are we going to get caught?"

Moon Cake didn't speak, he was still kissing Lihua. Obviously, he enjoyed kissing in a human gesture, and imitated Zou Kaiwen's always flamboyant undressing skills, and began to undress Lihua.

Zou Kaiwen felt like he was going blind. Looking at himself from a third-person perspective, he was no longer romantic and affectionate. If he had to find an adjective, Zou Kaiwen found it painfully, it should be obscene and shameless.

There is also a sense of urgency unique to beasts.

Fang Lingshu covered his eyes with cat paws.

"Don't do this." Lihua pushed the mooncake away: "Now I am, I am a man."

Fang Lingshu: "..."

He looked down at his crotch.

I really didn't notice that I became a female cat—oh my god, my wish to be a girl will come true one day!

Although to be precise, it is a female cat.

No, no, this is not the focus of his concern. The point is why the two cats don't have any communication barriers now?

Human high privilege?

"Be careful, where is your father now?" Li Hua asked.

"On the balcony, locked up."

Before the words were finished, they looked at the balcony in unison, and Zoufang Ermao also secretly screamed in their hearts—they are too familiar with and understand human eyes, especially when there are two human beings living in their bodies. A beastly soul.

Li Hua just looked around warily, while Moon Cake had two fierce lights in her eyes.

Zou Kaiwen roared, and jumped onto the window sill with Fang Lingshu in his mouth. He turned into a fat cat, and he could still inherit the infinite strength of the past. Fang Lingshu couldn't laugh or cry with his feet dangling in the air.

They rushed down from the second floor and rolled down on the grass again. Li Hua and Moon Cake both caught up to the balcony. It was already too late, and the two cats quickly hid in the lawn and fled to the garden in the middle of the street.

They ran for a whole street, crossed the garden in the middle of the street, and stopped in the flowers of another community.

Snuggled together, they take a break.

Fang Lingshu's heart is heavy, and now he has become a bereaved cat - all problems caused by himself, if he hadn't actively responded to Zou Kaiwen's call to raise a cat, he would not have caused these things.

What should I do next?From now on wandering the world?Go to the streets and alleys to eat and die?Or go to the Bahe River to catch fish and shrimp?

The firm is still in the preparation stage, Zou Kaiwen's new drug is still being promoted, and many things simply cannot be let go.

Fang Lingshu wanted to cry, and he lay on Zou Kaiwen sadly.

Zou Kaiwen gently rubbed against him, and gently, he kissed his ear and then his cat's mouth.

Fang Lingshu looked at his blue eyes at this time - he hated these blue eyes because they belonged to moon cakes originally, but he couldn't refuse him because Zou Kaiwen's soul lived in this body.

In the afternoon sun, they kissed softly in the posture of a cat.

No amount of difficulty can stop a relationship.

"Baby, don't cry, at least there is me."

Fang Lingshu suddenly heard Zou Kaiwen's voice.

He stood up in shock.

"What did you say?"

The words came out of his heart, but what came out was "meow" after another.

And Zou Kaiwen also misunderstood what he meant from the meowing, and Zou Kaiwen said in amazement, "Can you understand what I said?"

"can understand!"

"...Baby!"

"Kevin!"

They hugged and rolled on the ground, and the aunt in the neighborhood passed by, wondering why the cat was springing if it wasn't spring.

Now the two cats are lying on the exercise machine in the community and climbing the seesaw.

"So that's it." Kevin stepped on the seesaw: "Kissing is the key to language communication. They kissed when they met, so they didn't realize the communication barrier at all."

Fang Lingshu hung on the other end: "Why did this happen? It's so unscientific - I said you should step on it lightly, I can't even step on it if you sit on the other end."

A butterfly flies in the air.

Fang Lingshu stretched out his claws to pounce, and he rolled off the seesaw.

"Don't just play for fun." Kevin followed him and jumped off the ground: "Now we have to think about where the trigger for the body swap is, and what is the motive of these two cats."

"From the conversation just now, it's not that they are clueless." Fang Lingshu fluttered the butterfly: "Lihua said 'something happened', but Mooncake replied 'it should be like this', that is to say, in actual behavior, the raccoon Flowers are the main culprits, but in terms of criminal strategy, moon cakes are the instigators."

Kevin Zou meowed in agreement.

Lihua's speech shows that it has a little knowledge of body swapping, so it said "big things happen", and the words "big things happen" also mean that it didn't expect the consequences to be so serious .

Moon cake replied "It should have been like this", in other words, Moon cake had the intention of committing the crime a long time ago, and it is happy with the current criminal results.

——The well-educated instigator who lives in a wealthy family and is rich in human common sense; the executor who wanders in the streets and alleys, has a cautious personality and knows strange ways.

It's a horrific combination of crimes.

"Obviously, Mooncake has a criminal motive, and Lihua has the ability to commit a crime. Mooncake instigated Lihua to make a big mistake." Fang Lingshu didn't catch the butterfly, and began to chew grass: "Lihua showed a very strong repentance. Impulsive, if we can convince Lihua, maybe this matter will turn around."

"It's too dangerous." Zou Kaiwen disagreed: "No matter how they behave as cats or as humans, Lihua's psychological state is extremely dependent on mooncakes. It is of course a good thing to be able to persuade it, but mooncakes are more likely to intimidate them. It kills people."

"It's about killing the cat." Fang Lingshu corrected him with a smirk.

Zou Kaiwen couldn't help laughing either.

The neighborhood uncle passed by, wondering why the two cats barked and barked, did they eat catnip?

After laughing, the hearts of both of them are a little heavy. Yes, this is an unfair contest, because there is no legal responsibility for slaughtering two cats.

"Can't negotiate." Zou Kaiwen shook his head: "We have no bargaining chips at all."

"That's not necessarily the case." Fang Lingshu pondered: "They don't have the ability to live, and they don't have sustainable economic income. Look at the action of the lihua opening the door just now. It is very strange to human society. It doesn't understand human behavior at all. , and cannot properly survive as a human being.

For three or two days, they can stay in the room, but for ten and a half months, they will definitely show their feet. At that time, my body and your body may be sent to a mental hospital, and those days will be difficult to bear. "

——Use this condition to coerce them to obey. Instead of going to a mental hospital, it's better to be the master of two cats obediently.

"You're judging a cat's belly with a human heart." Kevin sighed: "If they had considered this earlier, they would never have committed today's crimes, or, what's more frightening, they would have done it long ago." Despite this psychological preparation, even so, they want to coexist as humans."

Fang Lingshu fell silent.

Kevin was right. Since these two cats dared to commit crimes, they probably had already made up their minds to die.

This is the most worrying thing - try to be together even if we are desperate.

There was a stomach rumbling in the air.

It belongs to Fang Lingshu.

"I'm going to die... I'm hungry." Fang Lingshu lay paralyzed on the grass: "How long has it been since this cat has eaten, his stomach is so flat!"

Lihua's mouth has been fed by Fang Lingshu's cat food, and it probably hasn't eaten since the day it escaped.

Of course it could be because of depression.

But now it was Fang Lingshu's stomach that was hungry.

There is no food, they are stray cats, and Fang Lingshu will never go to pick up garbage to eat.

He looked at the sparrow standing on the treetop: "I'll catch a bird and eat it."

"Don't!" Zou Kaiwen held him down: "Lingshu, do you realize that you are becoming more and more like a cat now?"

"...I was originally a cat?"

"...Wake up!"

"Uh, the body is."

Fang Lingshu realized that, yes, unknowingly, he had started to live like a cat, wanting to catch butterflies, chewing grass unconsciously, and catching sparrows when he was hungry.

This is not his nature, but Lihua's nature, and it is gradually infecting his own consciousness.

"The situation is grim now, and the distortion of consciousness is the hardest thing to overcome." Kevin pressed on him: "Every day we pass, we become a little more like cats, and maybe after a while, we will become real wild cats .”

Fang Lingshu was so shocked that his hairs stood on end: "The twisting of consciousness is two-way, that is to say, by that time, raccoons and moon cakes will adapt to human society, and they will be able to completely occupy our bodies!"

Kevin nodded heavily.

This is the confidence of those two cats.

There was not much time for them to waste, Kevin jumped up: "Go to the library, we have to look up the content of folklore, and we must find out how Lihua stole our bodies."

The library may not be able to find the answer, but if they don't go, they just sit and wait to die - they urgently need to understand the mystery of Lihua, and then seek a solution.

Fang Lingshu didn't care about his hunger, so he also jumped up.

They ran briskly to the street, bathed in the dry autumn sunshine of Chang'an. Kevin was in front, Fang Lingshu was behind, and the two cats walked side by side, which was particularly eye-catching, especially the body of Mooncake, and Big and beautiful, with long silky fur blowing in the wind, and bright blue eyes full of affection.

People passing by made teasing voices to him: "Mimimi!"

With the elegant attitude of a gentleman, Kevin strode forward proudly,

Fang Lingshu looked at him silently, and there was a burst of unreasonable sweetness in his heart—really, Kevin is still so majestic after changing into a cat, with broad shoulders and long legs, and he is still full of strategies in doing things. Reassuring.

The fly in the ointment is a little fat.

But putting it on a cat is another kind of charm.Really, Fang Lingshu thought, not to mention turning into a cat, my husband is still very charming even if he turns into shit.

He felt himself in love again.