Hunting down the Northwest Wilderness

Zou Kaiwen woke up and found that he had turned into a cat.

He looked around his body in horror—it really turned into a cat, from head to toe, this burly figure, fat body, long hair blooming all around, Zou Kaiwen hated it, it was too familiar.

That's right, it was the one raised by Fang Lingshu.

What exactly is going on.

The matter started with Fang Lingshu raising a cat.

Since Liang Xu brought the cat, Mr. Zou's life has been in dire straits.This puppet cat is very scheming, as soon as he enters the door, he knows who has the right to speak in the house—Liang Xu and Luo Xiaoning came with him in their arms, Zou Kaiwen opened the door, and Fang Lingshu was still on the sofa trying out the newly bought one The beauty instrument, with essence all over his face, danced with his eyes closed: "Liang Daxu! Are you making a surprise attack?"

Zou Kaiwen ushered them in and sat down. Fang Lingshu rushed to the bathroom to wash his face.

Kevin also asked: "Why is it here at this time? The hospital closes early?"

Luo Xiaoning is much more capable than before, and also much more cheerful, at least in front of acquaintances, he is very cheerful, Liang Xu's consistent silence is golden, Luo Xiaoning smiled first: "I have something to do, so I came early—Brother Zou, every time you come The house feels so clean and beautiful, and the room police officer really knows how to live."

"I want to go to the movies with him." Liang Xu said, "The lovers seat is only available at 06:30, I'm afraid it will be too late to rush over from you."

"Show affection and talk about public morality." Fang Lingshu called out from the toilet, "The appointment is at six o'clock, but I still want to have a beauty treatment before we meet again." He stomped his feet again: "Oh, Kevin, where's the box of my cleansing towel?! "

Zou Kaiwen has a good temper, and rushed to the bedroom with ease, and came out with a cardboard box: "You took it to the bedroom by yourself last night."

"It's not me~" Fang Lingshu yelled in the toilet: "You took it—take one for me, my hands are full of water!" He poked his head out of the toilet: "Liang Xu, am I more beautiful than before?" ?”

Liang Xu couldn't bear his hypocrisy: "You are pretty enough."

Zou Kaiwen is always good-tempered to his family, he gently urged: "Come out after cleaning."

Liang Xu sincerely sympathizes with Zou Kaiwen—there is a gap between comparisons. Liang Xu has machismo hidden in his heart. He is used to Luo Xiaoning being gentle and obedient in everything. After getting married, he feels that only his little white rabbit is the model of a lover. Imagine how Brother Zou would endure Fang Lingshu's being a demon.

He put himself in his shoes and imagined what it would be like to live with Fang Lingshu - shouting "beauty" every day, and forgetting about things every day, and it was inevitable that he would be called around.

It's not easy, Brother Zou.

Fang Lingshu came out after washing his face, first gave Luo Xiaoning a bear hug with a smile on his face, and cast his eyes impatiently into the suitcase: "Which one is it for me?"

Liang Xu still hated him for teaching Luo Xiaoning indiscriminately: "The ugliest!"

Fang Lingshu bared his teeth at him: "Where's your conscience?!"

Luo Xiaoning looked at this and that from the side, laughed out loud, and carried the cat out: "It's the prettiest one, my brother picked it."

This little gray puppet has a pair of iconic blue eyes, which are so transparent that they come with eyeliner. Their appearance and body are surprisingly beautiful.Luo Xiaoning took it out, it opened its sleepy eyes, and suddenly jumped into Fang Lingshu's arms without saying a word.

Everyone was stunned.

The cat went to lick Fang Lingshu's face. It was still very small, so it had to stretch out its claws to hold the opponent's chin, and licked from the face to the lips all the way.

Fang Lingshu was inexplicably surprised: "Damn it, it's very aesthetic, you know I look good!"

You really know how to put gold on your face, and everyone wants to laugh indescribably.

Only Mr. Zou's heart was filled with sourness—this cat is really uneducated, and he kissed my wife forcibly when he came up, whether he still wants to hang out in this family.

Fang Lingshu didn't care about his emotions at all, Fang Lingshu only cared about the cat.

"This cat is very expensive...it looks so good."

He didn't name them or choose them, meaning that he asked Liang Xu to send any cat, as long as it was a cat. He didn't expect Liang Xu to be so generous.

He was polite, and Liang Xu couldn't help being polite, Liang Xu was embarrassed to accompany him: "It should, it suits you." He got up to catch the cat's paw: "Be obedient, this will be your master from now on."

The cat let out a ferocious cry, and leaned into Fang Lingshu's arms again.

Liang Xu was a little surprised: "Why are you so fierce to me?" He bit the bullet and introduced Mr. Zou: "This is your father too."

The cat meowed perfunctorily, and buried its head in Fang Lingshu's neck.

Kevin Zou: "..."

Fang Lingshu looked delighted, but Mr. Zou dared not speak out.

The dark days begin with the arrival of this demon cat.

The most painful experience in life, you have been robbed of favor by a cat, and this cat is also a showman.

In the first two months, everything was fine, on the surface, everything was fine, the cat ate and slept at home, and his personality was also lazy, except for flirting with Fang Lingshu, he was indifferent at other times.Mr. Zou carelessly underestimated the enemy, and once thought that the cat was easy to deal with.

It turned out that he was thinking too simply.

Fang Lingshu sleeps with the cat in his arms at night.

Kevin Zou: "...???"

"Oh, he is so small and shy, let him sleep at my feet."

It’s no wonder that the police officer is soft-hearted, it’s really that the cat is too good at acting like a baby, and the blue eyes are inherently teary. They turned off the light and went to sleep, and the cat scratched the bed sheet in the dark with an aggrieved expression.

Small in size, still out of reach, jumping and grabbing.

Fang Lingshu felt sorry for him, and took the cat to bed.He stroked the pussy, and the pussy sucked on his chest.

Mr. Zou was so sour that he was dying. When has anyone else touched this place except himself!Where are you from? The wild cat also adds drama to himself!

"Be good, go to the foot of the bed." Fang Lingshu coaxed it: "Daddy will sleep with you."

Mr. Zou cast a warning look at it.

The cat returned him a nasty squint.

"It provoked me!" Mr. Zou complained immediately.

"Meow!" the cat also complained.

People can't beat cats, Fang Lingshu pulled back: "It's so small, why do you compete with it, hey, I didn't realize that you hate cats so much before? You are the one who keeps cats?"

How did I know such a clingy cat would come?Mr. Zou complained in his heart. He raised it to make you happy, not to make me worry.

In a blink of an eye, Fang Lingshu raised the cat into a big fat man. Fang Lingshu was only demanding on his own figure, and never made any demands on his lover or cat.

The figure has changed, but the urge to urinate at the head of the bed has not changed. Fortunately, the kingsize bed is not inferior to your cat. The pain is that they will inevitably applaud for love at night. The cat stands on the bedside and cheers with a long and short cry. If you are excited, you have to go to the battlefield in person.

Mr. Zou felt that he was about to wither.

I can't admit defeat, Zou Kaiwen thought to himself, as a gentleman, he has to adapt to all circumstances. Thinking about it carefully, it is quite primitive to accompany meowing, so I put up with it.

However, Fang Lingshu put his arms around his neck: "Is the cat hungry?"

"..."

I'm making a fuss with you You ask me if the cat is hungry?

Can't stand it anymore.

Mr. Zou picked up the cat and strode to the kitchen to grab a piece of cat food: "Dinner, please. No entry into the bedroom!"

The cat scratched angrily at the door behind him.

So when he woke up this morning, Zou Kaiwen found that he had turned into a cat.

What kind of plot was this? He jumped off the bed, intending to find Fang Lingshu to see what was going on.

The moment he landed, he heard Fang Lingshu's voice: "Are you feeling unwell today?"

"???"

He has been an agent for many years, and his vigilance has never disappeared. At this moment, Zou Kaiwen calmed down from the shock of becoming a cat, and then fell into another huge shock.

——Now that I am a cat, who is in my body?

Immediately, he saw Fang Lingshu supporting himself and coming out of the kitchen.

"Why are you eating fish fillets in the morning?" Fang Lingshu was puzzled, "Why are you ignoring me?"

Zou Kaiwen witnessed an NTR scene with complicated emotions. Right in front of his eyes, he listlessly pulled Fang Lingshu's face and gave him a very affectionate kiss.

Fang Lingshu pushed him, and wiped his face with a smile: "I'm kissing all over my face! I just put on sunscreen!"

Kevin Zou already knew who was in his body now.

Because the other party gave him a very bad "shh".

Fang Lingshu said knowingly: "You are not feeling well, just lie down at home for a while, and I told you not to make such a crazy posture yesterday, I am relaxed but you are tired."

"..."

Don't say this to the cat!I'm afraid he can understand now!

Zou Kaiwen wailed wildly under the table.

Fang Lingshu picked him up: "Don't make trouble with your father today, he is not feeling well, be good and go to the balcony."

Regardless of Zou Kaiwen's struggle, he threw him to the balcony.

"I'm going to find Min Wenjun!"

In the distance, Fang Lingshu's voice came from the entrance: "What do you want for lunch?"

Zou Kaiwen stuck to the glass door of the balcony and saw himself raising his arms like a mentally retarded person.

"Well!"

Say it yourself.

"I get it, I get it, don't talk if you feel bad, I'll bring you medicine later." Fang Lingshu put on his shoes and said, "I'll cook some porridge for you at noon."

Hold back, baby!I am here!You open the door!

Zou Kaiwen heard the sound of the door closing in despair.

Fang Lingshu left, and the human-shaped Zou Kaiwen and the cat-shaped Zou Kaiwen looked at each other with hatred through a glass door.

The other party was obviously very arrogant. He stood up slowly and slipped into the kitchen. After a while, he came out with a plate of food.

Zou Kaiwen recognized it as a plate of sliced ​​diced abalone, probably left over from Fang Lingshu's cooked noodles this morning.

The man put the plate on the ground, happily gnawed on the abalone, and at the same time looked triumphantly at Zou Kaiwen, who had turned into a cat, and grinned at him.

Zou Kaiwen was so angry that he slammed on the door frantically.

After half an hour of fuss, Zou Kaiwen's cat's paws were swollen. He licked his paws and walked under the window.

Up to now, he was no longer panicked or angry, because everything went beyond common sense—obviously, he had been robbed of his body by the cat, so he had no choice but to commit himself to the cat's body.

There's no way this cat just wants to eat, and it may have a bigger conspiracy.

Zou Kaiwen yelled solemnly, signaling the other party to open the glass door for a fair negotiation.

The cat obviously dismissed it. He picked up the abalone and lay down on the sofa happily.

Don't get angry, don't get angry, stay calm.Zou Kaiwen on the balcony wagged his tail and turned around a few times, thinking that this was not unsolvable.

Now he is not worried about himself, but more worried about Lingshu. He must let Lingshu understand his current situation, and he cannot let Lingshu live with this dangerous counterfeit.

But now I don't know how to speak human words, what should I do?

The house was too clean, Fang Lingshu mopped the floor every day so that there was nothing he could use to scratch the floor.

The cat's paws couldn't hold the pen again.

After all, Mr. Zou is a wise Mr. Zou. After staring at the reflective glass door for a while, he suddenly had an idea.

——This cat has a very soft body and can perform many difficult movements.

What if you use your body to make a signal?

With the body straightened and the claws flat, it is very close to the "F" shape.

Curl your upper arms and curl your tail upside down, so you're close to a "B" shape.

All straight, upper arm held high, then it is "I".

——With the wisdom of the spiritual pivot, you can definitely understand what you mean. There is a Bible for daily prayers in the bedside cabinet. If you press yourself on the Bible, you may be able to drive out the devil.

That's the plan.

Kaiwen Zou strenuously walked to the front of the glass. The morning sun shone in, and he practiced his posture seriously in front of the glass.

It must be standard and eye-catching, so that the spirit can be seen at a glance.

He practiced in front of the glass all morning, but Fang Lingshu didn't come back for a long time.

Zou Kaiwen looked at the sun from a distance, and estimated the time in his heart—this was not right, the spirit pivot said to come back at noon, and the current "self" was sick again.

It is impossible that the sun has passed the middle of the sky, and he has not seen anyone yet.

Thinking of this, he began to worry again - if it was normal, he should have picked up a cigar at this time, it seemed that after becoming a cat, his habits also began to change, and he couldn't help but started to lick his fur.

The sour feeling is so similar to smoking a cigar.

"...!!"

Zou Kaiwen was shocked, and quickly stopped his licking mouth.

It was horrible, cat sex was gradually infecting his consciousness.

It is important to maintain human dignity and not let your own nature go.

He did nothing, tried to support his fat body with his two feet, and took a deep walk on the balcony - leaning on the wall.

A raccoon cat jumped up to the window, timidly, it gave a "meow".

Zou Kaiwen looked at it angrily. He knew this cat and was a friend of the puppet at home.The two cats chat on the balcony every day, looking very affectionate.It's just that Lihua is very afraid of strangers, and runs away as soon as people come.

But Liang Xu came once and caught Lihua.

"This is a wild cat." Liang Xu said, "Do you usually feed him?"

Fang Lingshu nodded: "It's not troublesome to get an extra cat meal, I think it goes well with mooncakes."

"Moon cake" is the name of the puppet at home, because it is too fat, it looks like a big snowy moon cake.

"This needs to be sterilized, otherwise there will be more and more stray cats." Liang Xu stroked Lihua's head: "I'll take it back for an operation."

Li Hua let out a cry of surprise and fled from Liang Xu's hands.

Since then, the raccoon dog has never been here again. Mooncake is very unhappy and has not eaten for several days.

Liang Xu also tried to find this raccoon in the community, but it disappeared without a trace.

Zou Kaiwen looked at it, and his heart turned a thousand times, yes, the moon cake may be because he couldn't find the raccoon flower, so he felt resentful, so he took revenge.

But now that lihua has appeared, what does it mean?Does it want to stop the moon cake, or come to do evil together?

It disappeared for so many days, what did it do?Does the moon cake snatch people's bodies, does it have anything to do with it?

Zou Kaiwen thought carefully.

While thinking, he twisted his fat body and raced against time to practice the posture of the FBI. The situation was getting more and more serious, and he must not make any mistakes when he recognized the spirit pivot.

Li Hua stared at him blankly.

Gently, it scratched the window and called again.

"Meow?"

Zou Kaiwen suddenly heard an unusual meaning from this meow!

Li Hua circled outside the window, as if in shock and disbelief, it stunned and shook its tail at Zou Kaiwen.

"Meow?"

"...!"

Zou Kaiwen jumped up to the window in fear, and tentatively, he put his body in the shape of "B".

Lihua stared at him, motionless. For a moment, it raised its tail straight up and swung it twice.

—Twice.

... is "B"?

Zou Kaiwen's cat heart was beating violently. This time, he took the "F" pose.

Li Hua took a few steps forward, then wagged her tail again.

—Six strokes! F!

That's exactly right!

Kevin Zou threw himself on the window.

Lihua was also full of tears, screaming desperately outside the window.

"……God."

Zou Kaiwen raised his forehead, he couldn't speak, and he couldn't understand cat language, so he could only use cat meow to try to convey:

"Don't worry! I'll open the window! Stand still and don't fall!"