Hunting down the Northwest Wilderness

Chaoyang Pet Hospital closed at four o'clock today.

The curtains are all drawn, and I don't know what the hell is going on inside.

In the rest room, Dr. Liang and Dean Luo sat on the chairs with serious faces, and the two cats were gobbling on the table.

"Brother Xiaofang, eat slowly." Luo Xiaoning carefully added drinks to them: "This is the juice I squeezed myself."

He was very uncomfortable with Fang Lingshu's current posture, but he thought it was cute, but he felt a little wronged when Fang Lingshu flew into the air and babbled on his mouth just now.

Liang Xu was also doomed, and his innocence was tarnished by the puppet Zou—Mr. Zou moved his mouth first, and Fang Lingshu moved his mouth behind. Luo Xiaoning thought the two cats were crazy, and almost threw them out of the window.

"Yes, Liang Daxu, your daughter-in-law is really ingenious, virtuous and virtuous." Fang Lingshu buried her face in the crisper: "The food is delicious."

Luo Xiaoning finally regained his normal expression from the embarrassment of being kissed by the strong cat, and blushed again after saying a word.

Liang Xu looked at him devastated: "Don't just focus on eating, tell me clearly what's going on with you."

"Let's talk about my guess." Kevin said from the side: "Both my spirit and I suspect that this is a crime committed for love."

It takes seven stops from Qujiang to Beilin, and they are all discussing along the way.

Both cats were not neutered, and the mooncake was specially approved by Liang Xu—because the appearance was so good, before Fang Lingshu asked him if he wanted to be neutered, Liang Xu looked around and felt a little pity.

"It's so beautiful, let's keep it for another time." Liang Xu said, "It must be very good-looking to give birth to a kitten, and its bloodline is very good."

Fang Lingshu responded generously: "It's just for you, when you have a good-looking female cat again, let's have an arranged marriage!"

At that time, Liang Xu said with a casual smile: "Be careful in the spring, don't let it cause trouble. I heard that the coat color of male cats will be bad if they are mated too much."

——Because of this matter, Fang Lingshu pays special attention to the free love of moon cakes. Although he entertains Lihua for dinner, he doesn't want moon cakes to always be mixed with it.

The food bowls of the two cats are usually separated, the one for moon cakes is in the kitchen, and the one for raccoons is outside the balcony.

Vaguely, they always felt that lihua was not worthy of moon cakes.After all, one is a famous cat from across the ocean, and the other is a stray cat.

"We hindered the communication between Mooncake and the raccoon, and we wanted to sterilize the raccoon in front of Mooncake. From the perspective of criminal motives, it is reasonable for Mooncake to be greatly stimulated." Fang Lingshu raised his face from the lunch box: " It's us who are wrong."

His cat's face was covered with vegetable juice and rice grains.

Liang Xu couldn't understand: "The owner decides the spouse of the pet, what's wrong with that? You are not the first ones."

Luo Xiaoning took a tissue and wiped Fang Limao's face.

"But compare your heart with your heart—" Fang Lingshu closed his eyes: "If someone wants to separate Kevin and me now, I must be very unwilling."

The little white rabbit nodded in agreement.

Liang Xu and Kevin looked at each other and smiled: "You two are too kind-hearted, no matter what, you can't turn the master into a cat?"

"Now I just don't know what the hell they have done." Fang Lingshu licked his paw: "We found something in the library."

He recited the contents of the folk dictionary to Liang Xu.

After memorizing the book, Luo Xiaoning didn't respond. Liang Xu suddenly looked at Fang Lingshu and Zou Kaiwen subtly.

Fang Lingshu was alert: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Liang Xu said: "I think the two of you have become... very suitable."

"Liang Daxu, do you want to fight?"

"It means that your original identities are very similar to your current identities, as if you have anthropomorphized cats." Liang Xu stood up and took an atlas from the cabinet: "Lihua and puppet are like cats." The Spiritual Pivot and Big Brother Zou in the cat."

Cihuamao is a very brave type of cats native to China. It has a beautiful appearance, independent personality and is good at catching mice.

"Besides, Lihua's character is a little sensitive, unlike the calmness of a lion cat." Liang Xu said: "This is very close to the character and identity of Lingshu."

As for the puppet cat, it is native to the United States, with an elegant personality and a tall body. The similarity with Zou Kaiwen is even more obvious.

Fang Lingshu seemed to understand, but he didn't quite understand what Liang Xu meant: "So? You want to say that the object resembles the protagonist?"

"That's not the case." Liang Xu shook his head and said, "I grew up in the countryside. I don't know if you have heard of a saying called 'Ying Prophecy'."

Zou Kaiwen didn't understand at all, but Fang Lingshu's expression changed for a moment.

The saying "should prophesy" has existed since ancient times, and folks associate it with various historical legends, and it has become a creepy language taboo.

——You can’t just talk nonsense, because it will come true.

"Meng Jiangnu's cry on the Great Wall is in response to the prophecy of heaven; although the three families of Chu perish, Qin Bichu is in response to the prophecy of man; Guan Yunchang killed Lu Meng, in response to the prophecy of ghosts." Liang Xu stared at a ray of light that penetrated through the curtains: "It is said In the Tang Dynasty, Concubine Xiao Shu turned into a cat, which was the prophecy of a cat.”

——The place where they are located is Guanzhong. This is the place where the Great Wall was planned to be built, and it is also the Qin Dynasty that was destroyed by Chu.

Luo Xiaoning heard Liang Xu tell a ghost story for the first time, and was so frightened that he hugged Fang Lihua in his arms.

Fang Lingshu was also dumbfounded: "Liang Daxu, do you still have this function?"

"My family didn't want to be with me when I was young." Liang Xu smiled slightly: "I had to go around and listen to other people's stories."

Kevin patted his hand: "Sorry, I brought up your sadness."

"It's nothing." Liang Xu said, "I just want to ask you, have you ever said anything like wanting to be a cat?"

Responding to the prophecy requires a suitable opportunity. For example, the people of Chu destroyed Qin, and the king of Qin treated the people of Chu harshly because of this.According to the folklore, Guan Yu was killed by Lv Meng. Once, Lv Meng claimed that he was sick three times, while others offered Guan Gong to be terrified. Therefore, Guan Gong showed his holiness and executed Lv Meng.

——When both sides of the prophecy express the same thought at the same time, this sentence may become a reality.

This may be a complicated version of "one word becomes a prophecy".

"I don't know if Mooncake and Lihua have thoughts—maybe they really have thoughts—if they want to be human, and you happen to say you want to be a cat, according to superstition, maybe it will be Today's result." Liang Xu himself felt very ridiculous: "I'm just saying, anyway, there is no solution now, try to think about it?"

"There's no need to think about it." Kevin held his forehead: "It's what Lingshu said."

Fang Lingshu awkwardly scratched his ears in the arms of the little white rabbit.

Rewind the time to three days ago, and it was the full moon that day.Lihua sneaks back to Mr. Zou's residence and meets Mooncake on the balcony.

At that time, Zou Kaiwen and Fang Lingshu were having fun in the bedroom tonight, and did not notice such a thing on the balcony.

The two cats were talking about the owner of Mooncake on the balcony. Mooncake Xiangxiang was always proud of the owner, but also disdainful of some of their behavior: "It must be like this in the bedroom again."

Lihua was very envious: "They have such a good relationship." After talking about it, she became depressed: "But your father doesn't allow us to be together."

Moon Cake also licked her paws disappointedly: "Because we are just cats, if we were human, we could figure out our own way."

Yuebing is reluctant to leave this house, and she is also unwilling to perform surgery on Lihua.

The sound of the two masters laughing came from the room.

"I'm so jealous." Mooncake said, "If we can live like human beings for a day, even for a day."

The two cats looked at the moon sadly.

At the same moment, Fang Lingshu and Zou Kaiwen were teasing on the bed.Fang Lingshu ran all day for the affairs of the office, and complained on the pillow: "Hey, I lost two legs, why can't we eat and sleep like cats every day?"

Kevin smiled and said, "Then don't go tomorrow, you can eat cat food at home."

Fang Lingshu thoughtlessly acted like a baby: "Then you have to stay with me!"

Zou Kaiwen of course responds to such flirtatious remarks: "I am your big cat, and you are my kitten."

In this way, the two sides completed the exchange of wishes.Because the identities of the two parties are too close, they were not given new bodies, but directly completed the exchange!

In fact, it is not easy to be a human being or a cat.

Although they don't know anything about the cat's situation, the situation is clear, and now they have to think about how to solve the problem.In folklore, Fang Lingshu and Zou Kaiwen need to exorcise evil spirits.

"I also grew up in the countryside." Luo Xiaoning said timidly: "My father used to be crazy, people said it was a monkey's upper body, and my grandma found someone to lie down."

He was talking about Lu Xiande who died of madness.

"The first time I looked for a monk, it was useless, and then I looked for a Taoist priest, but it was useless." Luo Xiaoning recalled: "After that, my grandma refused to hire any more people. My neighbors said that Jinchuan County is full of evil spirits and lacks Righteousness, if there is a positive atmosphere, maybe it will be better."

So they later built that temple.

"Don't bullshit, little white rabbit." Fang Lingshu said, "It's not the temple that brings you righteousness in the end, but the Public Security Bureau, okay?"

"The Public Security Bureau is more useful than the temple." Luo Xiaoning said in a daze, "I think Captain Fang...he...he..."

His ability to express himself was limited, but everyone suddenly understood what he meant.

Evil can prevail, and perhaps there is no need to pretend to be a ghost in this kind of thing. Since Mooncake and Lihua can speak human words, it may be more effective to find a righteous person to talk to them.

"My opinion, go and invite Uncle Fang." Liang Xu said: "He is a soldier, and he has gone through life and death to catch so many bad guys. Among the people I know, there is no one who is more upright than him."

"Also caught you." Fang Lingshu added maliciously.

"Yeah... and caught me." Liang Xu helped his forehead.

"Pull it down, Liang Daxu, if you let my dad see me as a cat now, he won't have a cerebral hemorrhage right away?"

Fang Zhengjun must not let Fang Zhengjun know about this.

Fang Lingshu walked around the table a few times: "Isn't there another saying that evil spirits are afraid of evil people?"

——At the same time, the other three eyes focused on Liang Xu.

"You are upright, you definitely have it, but if you say you are a villain, it is true." Fang Lingshu climbed up and down around Liang Xu: "To be honest, you are more suitable than my father. In terms of integrity, maybe you Not as good as him, but you must have both viciousness and integrity, among the people around us, you are the only one."

Together with Liang Xu, the two and one cat nodded in agreement.

Luo Xiaoning refused Liang Xu to go alone: ​​"I want to go too."

"Yes, you are also a man who has done great things." Fang Lingshu jumped into Luo Xiaoning's arms: "Heifengshuangsha, usually you keep cats and dogs, today I will excuse you to exorcise the demons."

"Go in my car, and I'll take Dad's saber with me." Liang Xu nodded, and stood up holding Zou Kaiwen: "Although there are two people on the opposite side, you and Brother Zou may not be able to beat me."

"...Liang Daxu, you really deserve a beating."

Just three days later, Fang Lingshu and Zou Kaiwen couldn't remember exactly what kind of negotiation they went through. It was as if a grain of salt fell into the water, and their memory of this matter was a little vague every day. , Both of them questioned each other, and they were able to retell the story completely on the first day, but fragments began to break down on the second day, and on the third day, they almost couldn't remember anything at all.

Oddly enough, Fang Lingshu didn't make any Weibo or Moments records about this matter.

That morning, Zou Kaiwen suddenly felt that he was top-heavy - he seemed to have fallen from Liang Xu's arms, and then he woke up from the bed covered in cold sweat.

Fang Lingshu also sat up from his arms.

"I had a dream." Zou Kaiwen wiped his cold sweat.

"I dreamed that you and I both turned into cats." Fang Lingshu answered him almost without thinking.

The two looked at each other.

They ran to the balcony, where Li Hua and Moon Cake were sitting together, playing with balls of string.

Fang Lingshu called Liang Xu: "Liang Daxu, are you dreaming?"

"What dream?" Liang Xu was puzzled: "The cat litter you asked me to buy for you has arrived, come and get it this afternoon."

Mr. Zou looked over in surprise, and Fang Lingshu asked again: "I——didn't I go to your hospital for dinner yesterday?"

"...the hospital only has cat food and dog food." Liang Xu was indifferent.

"Oh, and hamster food," he added.

The two people on the other end of the phone looked blank.

——No two people have ever had the same dream, but it is so real that it is almost vivid.For the six or 10 minutes they had just woken up, they talked about what had happened in the dream.

In the dream, Lihua lay on the ground crying bitterly.

"It's all my fault, it's because I want to be with Moon Cake."

The moon cake also cried on the ground.

Everyone thinks it's blind. It's understandable that you have a good attitude of pleading guilty, but don't use the master's body to salute, okay?

"We just want to live a human life for one day." Lihua cried and said, "I don't know why, but it will become you."

Probably because of being shown affection every day.

"Yuebing thought you did it on purpose, but now he knows it's wrong." Lihua begged, "Don't let it be a stray cat. I'll leave here and never come again."

"I thought it would only change one day." Moon Cake said honestly, "But I'm afraid you won't even give me this day."

So you are so fierce in the morning.

Lihua is still pleading: "You guys haven't come back, Mooncake is so anxious to go out to find you, but she can't drive the car, and she can't make phone calls."

Liang Xu looked at Fang Lingshu, meaning to let Fang Lingshu make up his mind.

Fang Lingshu asked Mooncake: "Is it fun to be a human?"

Of course, this sentence was conveyed by Liang Xu.

"It's not fun." Moon Cake looked at the messy kitchen: "I can't cook, I can't buy things, I can't drive and make phone calls, I can't do anything." It raised its head: "Dad, I miss you."

Fang Lingshu: "..."

The little white rabbit also asked Mr. Zou, "Then what are your plans now?"

Moon cake said: "I want to be a stray cat with Lihua, I have already decided." It raised its head: "In order to make up for our mistakes, we will make money and treasures for you for ten years."

"...???"

The four on the opposite side were stunned.

This is so fucking surreal.

Fang Lingshu let out a long sigh.

"Moon Cake, I want to sterilize you, it's not that I don't agree with you being together. You give birth to a litter of kittens every year, and some of these cats will always be abandoned." Liang Xu said for him: "Even if you become stray cats, the future What about the kitten?"

"But you don't have to be like this." Mooncake argued, "Just because we are cats?"

"You can't do whatever you want in a person." Liang Xu said, "It's hard to bring up every child. If you can't treat them well, then don't give birth casually."

The other three all recalled sad memories of his childhood.

"My parents have no children in their life." Liang Xu said: "But they also met me. Your two fathers will not have children, but they still live happily."

What matters is being with each other.

Neither Mooncake nor Lihua spoke.After a long time, Lihua said: "We only have three babies."

Moon Cake was taken aback, and then looked at his two fathers expectantly: "Three, is it okay?"

Both fathers can't remember how they answered.

Dimly, they seem to agree: "Okay."

Now two cats are meowing on the balcony as if nothing happened.

Both Zou and Fang looked at the cat in thought.

"Don't tear them apart." After a long time, Fang Lingshu said, "How many kittens do you think they will give birth to?"

"Maybe three, maybe more." Zou Kaiwen shrugged: "It's time to go out, I'll make breakfast."

They adopted Lihua, and the following spring, they got three kittens.One of the three cats was given to Fang Zhengjun, and the other two were kept at home.Since then, the mooncakes and raccoon flowers that have not undergone surgery have never laid a second litter.

Together with the two kittens, they spent a happy ten years of feline life.

In those ten years, the business of Liang Xu's hospital and Fang Lingshu's office was surprisingly good.