You are not bullying me cute

As usual, Yu Zisu was going to inspect the first round of the two bureaus today to see if anyone was not working hard. Seeing everyone gathered in the hall, looking solemn and neatly dressed, he was very satisfied and waved them off to work.

But as soon as he turned his gaze, these people stared at him with strange eyes.

Yu Zisu turned around, and they immediately buried their heads and pretended to be nonchalant.

After repeating this several times, Yu Zisu glanced over one by one: "What do you mean?"

Fei Gu said: "They are checking if you have changed?"

"Change?" Yu Zisu touched his face, "It's already the most perfect, and it can't be changed."

Scarlet bone gave him a supercilious look.

Yu Zisu knocked on her table: "Student Xiaohong, hasn't your friend been released? Why are you still here if you don't go to him? Our food expenses are very expensive, and we can't afford you soon."

Fei Gu snorted coldly: "I won't take the initiative to look for it."

Yu Zisu made a long "oh" sound: "So he didn't come to you either, congratulations, Congratulations on being dumped."

Fei Gu didn't explode, but gave him a sympathetic look: "Hehe, you are the same."

There was no sound at once, and everyone looked at Yu Zisu cautiously, fearing what he might do.

Yu Zisu asked strangely, "What's wrong with me?"

Someone couldn't help interjecting: "Yu Shen, don't worry, even if the whole world opposes it, we will still support you!"

Some took the lead, and others also exploded: "Those scumbags are not firm at all, they can do whatever they say!"

"That's right, how wonderful it is to grow up under the year, Qiuqiu is not suitable for raising other bears!"

"It's okay if you can't have children, boys and girls should be developed in a few years!"

It turned out to be about the online opposition to him and Qiuqiu cp, Yu Zisu smiled, he didn't care too much, those people made up their minds, he and Qiuqiu are not getting along well.

Just as he wanted to reassure them, he heard a voice say: "Yu Shen, you are too useless, you should give birth to a child to show them, and prove that you are qualified to be with Qiuqiu!"

Yu Zisu: "..." If he can't even have a child, he is really useless.

***

It's the beginning of the school year again, the sky is dark, and the autumn rain is falling, just like Qiuqiu's depressed heart.

The leaves of the sycamore trees planted on both sides of the road were hit by the rain and fell one after another. Many sycamore leaves were scattered on the ground, which became a unique scene on the campus.

Looking at the fallen leaves that were so haggard and dilapidated by the muddy water, Qiuqiu immediately felt a sense of destiny.

Just after the event, many freshmen and their parents were walking and watching on this famous Wutong Avenue. They were very excited. It was in stark contrast to Qiuqiu, who was alone with an umbrella on his shoulders and bowed his head in silence. Many people were watching him , but was too shocked by the low air pressure on his body to ask.

Ball sighed.

He wasn't worrying about finding a young wife for him online, but another long-awaited thing.

It has been a few days since he became an adult, but he and Yu Zisu are the same as before, at most kissing and hugging, not to mention a real fling, there is not even a sign of a thunderbolt stirring the earth.

It's not that he's hungry, it's just that I heard that without [beep] life, relationships cannot progress.

He is now an adult, and he can have fun, why doesn't Yu Zisu touch him?

Qiuqiu thought for a long time, thinking that there was a lack of an opportunity to make things happen. After all, he was too familiar, so it seemed not good to make a sudden attack.

Moreover, as an ancient person, Yu Zisu is actually very conservative. Since he grew up, he has never shown himself in front of him, and he has never helped himself take a bath. What's more, he is a [-]-year-old single dog. As a boy, he has never even masturbated, so he probably never thought about it!The only one who is troubled is myself!

But he is also a reserved little bear, so he can't take off his clothes when he sleeps together at night, the overlord will force his bow!

Such a reserved bear like him can at most think about how to do it in practice!

He quietly pulled Jian Yi yesterday and asked him how he and Lucifer got into bed. Jian Yi was quite calm, saying that they were grown-ups and they went straight to bed without worrying, and even revealed a secret to him : Many years ago, when Qiuqiu was only five years old, he often fell asleep in the middle of handling a case because Yu Zisu and him were watching the replay of the process. He was extremely calm, like watching a documentary about the animal world. At that time, he suspected that the other party might have a cold personality.

Qiuqiu petrified on the spot, unable to accept this conclusion for a long time, and still defending that he just stayed alone for too long and completely forgot.

The cold rain slapped randomly on the face, and Qiuqiu wiped his face silently. He really didn't want to have a show, he just wanted to strengthen their relationship.

Wutong Avenue is so far away, it seems that there is no end, just like the rain in the sky, I don't know when it will stop.

He thought sadly, and saw a familiar figure not far away, holding a black umbrella in his hand, propping it on the head of a handsome boy, whispering in his ear, the boy bowed his head Smile shyly.

Qiuqiu adjusted his expression, walked over with big strides, and grabbed his hand with tears in his eyes: "The heartbroken man! He said he loved me yesterday, but today he is here to hook up with newcomers! Back then, you only heard newcomers laughing. Old people cry!"

The little boy turned pale with fright, his face flushed red, he stammered "I'm sorry", and ran away in a panic.

"The heartbroken man" was in a bad mood, and looked at him with a stiff face: "You man, I have a grudge against you!"

Qiuqiu said seriously: "I am justice, I can't let you harm my lovely students, scumbag."

A lot of people were watching them whispering, and the "unscrupulous man" hurriedly dragged him out of Wutong Avenue until he was out of sight of those people.

Qiuqiu smiled and pulled away his hand: "Long time no see, are you looking for someone to take care of you again while we are starting school?"

"Yeah." Luo Yunzhou said sadly, "It's hard to find a pleasing one, but you ruined it, why are you so bad-hearted, kid?"

Ball said: "Look at the gasoline and torches in my hands? Do you know which organization I am from?"

Luo Yunzhou said: "Don't you have a partner? I was the witness. Who are you bullying?"

Qiuqiu lowered his eyelids and said nothing, his pale and delicate face was still covered with rain, and looked so fragile on the surface that it made people feel extremely distressed, even if Luo Yunzhou knew that he was just pretending, he still softened his heart: "Okay, okay, did you quarrel? Find a place to sit and talk slowly."

There is a coffee shop nearby, and many people are hiding from the rain in it. Fortunately, there are seats for two people. Luo Yunzhou sat down first, and Qiuqiu went to order two cups of coffee and came back. Someone overheard their conversation.

It finally reminded him that this was his lucky star, his emotional consultant, who just appeared just right, and it was simply God-given to him to help him overcome the emotional crisis.

He looked around: "Where are your bodyguards?"

Luo Yunzhou said: "I feel the enthusiasm of nature."

Ball Fairway: "Don't you need to protect you?"

Luo Yunzhou said: "You still need protection when you're with a state-secret monster?" He took a sip of coffee, "Tell me, why did you quarrel?"

Qiuqiu was adding sugar to his cup: "Do you want more sugar?"

Luo Yunzhou gave it all to him.

After drinking the sweet coffee, Qiuqiu came to his senses: "There is no quarrel..."

Luo Yunzhou: "...then you still think that the F group is destroying me?! Do you know how difficult it is for me to find a pure and pleasing one?"

Qiu Qiu said: "Don't panic, let me introduce you to someone."

Luo Yunzhou: "No, I just want to find someone."

Qiuqiu sighed: "Actually, that is, this, we..."

Luo Yunzhou: "...I don't want to guess, let alone I'm gone."

"It's just that our sex life is not very harmonious or not at all. I became an adult a few days ago and he didn't show any interest in what I wanted to do. My brother and I wondered if he was frigid. He looks very powerful. It’s a good look, but it’s actually a [-]-year-old virgin who has no experience and no idea. If this goes on, we can’t make further development. What do you think about it!”

Luo Yunzhou brought the coffee to his mouth: "Slow down, slow down, don't worry."

He had a general understanding of the situation, and it was really difficult to deal with this kind of cultivation system, and the other party was an ancient man, taking care of his parents and boyfriend at the same time, because it was easy to forget that he had the identity of the latter because of habits.

Luo Yunzhou said: "You can find a chance to take a bath with him, help him have a sex, and let him know that it is the most beautiful thing in the world."

Qiuqiu said with a bitter face, "He won't wash with me."

Luo Yunzhou said: "You made a request, and you act like a coquettish 'husband wants you to help me take a bath tonight', don't you think you can't hold it? He's still a man."

Qiuqiu: "...the acting skills are so good, you probably wouldn't have done it before."

"Other people did it to me!" Luo Yunzhou couldn't help raising his voice, and looked around quickly, but fortunately no one noticed.

"It's useless." Qiuqiu said heartbroken, "You don't know how many women he used to get close to him. He didn't do anything, and he didn't respond when he took off his clothes."

Luo Yunzhou said: "That's a woman, but you are a man."

Qiuqiu: "What's the difference?"

Luo Yunzhou said: "No difference?! Are you insulting gays?"

Qiuqiu: "..."

Luo Yunzhou slapped his thigh: "I thought of it!"

Qiuqiu's eyes lit up, as expected, he found the right person!

Luo Yunzhou asked: "Aren't you a monster, are you that kind of animal monster?"

Qiuqiu nodded: "Yeah."

Luo Yunzhou said: "Don't animals generally have zero estrus and zero period? You should also have it. When you are in zero estrus and zero period, can't you just ask him to solve it? Why are you so stupid? Have you never been in estrus? "

Qiuqiu: "!!! No! Maybe they were cubs before they became adults, and they can't be in heat!"

Luo Yunzhou said: "It happens that you are an adult now, just wait for the estrus to come, don't worry."

Qiuqiu asked: "Then how do you get into a zero heat?!"

Luo Yunzhou: "You should ask your companion monster about this... It stands to reason that animals are born in spring, so let's wait until spring to see."

The surface of the ball is ashamed: "Spring, spring...do you have to wait another half a year..."