You are not bullying me cute

Looking forward, looking forward, spring is here, and the hibernating animals are gradually waking up and coming out of their holes.

It's the annual mating season again. After the spring rain, everything is ready to move.

In this rainy time that makes people fall asleep and spring is sprouting, Qiuqiu took Yu Zisu to watch a very serious and serious live broadcast of science popularization at home - giant panda mating event.

Yu Zisu frowned and looked at the TV, then at him, hesitant to speak.

Qiuqiu said nervously, "Isn't it good-looking? I, I think it's very educational!"

Yu Zisu's brows never loosened: "You're an adult, it's okay to know about the breeding of the same species, but..." He stared at Qiuqiu, "Are you dissatisfied with my inability to have children?"

Qiuqiu: "?! There is no such thing at all! It would be terrible if you can have children!"

Qiuqiu didn't want to make their relationship public until they made real progress. Therefore, Yu Zisu issued a notice that Qiuqiu would not consider mating activities for the time being, so that cat fans should not worry about it, and they were criticized all over the world. , and even blocked the entrance of the federation to ask for an explanation, and was finally packed by Yu Zisu and sent back to various parts of the world forcibly, and he was banned from coming to Huaiyi for one year.

He never cared about other people's thoughts, but if Qiuqiu wanted to have children, it would be really troublesome.

Just say don't be so impulsive at the beginning, let him choose his own life when he is older, it is impossible to imagine the scene of breaking up.

Yu Zisu was still uneasy, he wondered if his inability to have children was his problem.

Qiuqiu was stared at by him under great pressure, and stiffly turned back to watch the live broadcast: "They're done, hahahahaha, it's been a long time..."

The live broadcaster excitedly reported: "This Zhuangzhuang mating took 0 seconds, which is 54 seconds slower than last year. Let us give him warm applause, and hope that he will set a new record next year! It can reach 1 minute!"

Yu Zisu: "...It's been a long time." Sure enough, pandas are all apathetic.

Zhuang Zhuang is really pitiful. He clearly knows that his time is short, but he just let it out for live broadcast. Can't he choose a high-endurance one? How can he be a bear in the animal world in the future?

Qiuqiu: "Hahahaha it's called Zhuangzhuang hahahaha! I want Zhuangzhuang to come and see it too!"

Yu Zisu glanced at him: "Zhuang Zhuang's family should be very long-lasting, and they won't look at such things."

Ever since then, I've been laughing awkwardly.

Very suspicious.

Qiuqiu jumped off the sofa: "I'm going to take a shower, do you want to come together?"

Yu Zisu asked worriedly, "You really don't want me to have a baby, do you?"

Qiuqiu: "Am I that perverted?" He flicked off his slippers, and went to take a shower angrily.

Yu Zisu touched his face, lost in thought.

It's easy to blow up hair recently, are you really dissatisfied with yourself?Is he tired of seeing this face?We've only been together for a year, so, are you tired of it?

Yu Zisu has nothing to love in life.

***

Qiuqiu is decadently soaking in the bathtub and playing with bubbles, but also loveless.

Watching cat movies with your boyfriend can’t understand such obvious hints, and the more you think about it, the more crooked you are. You really deserve to be a single old straight man who hasn’t masturbated in 2 years.

And if you want to have a baby, at least do something that can give birth!

I really get angrier the more I think about it.

Qiuqiu was so angry that he poured a lot of shower gel into the bathtub, splashing the water and stirring up a lot of bubbles, almost overflowing.

Qiuqiu breathed a sigh of relief, it was more fun to play with bubbles.

"Dangdang——" he was immersed in the bubbles in the sky, when suddenly the bathroom door was knocked twice, which startled him.

Jian Yi went out on a date with Lucifer, Yu Zisu was the only one at home.

I envy the relationship between old couples and old wives is so good.

Thinking about it made me even angrier.

Qiuqiu was unhappy and asked, "Why?"

Yu Zisu's voice came in: "Come and help you take a bath, you haven't even given you a bath since you grew up."

Qiuqiu: "!!!" He slipped and almost fell into the bathtub.

He is hallucinating!Yu Zisu said to help him take a bath!

Difficult, could it be, has he finally enlightened!Have you finally understood your hint?

Should I be more reserved and let him manipulate me, or should I take the initiative to hug him a little bit?

On the surface, he still reluctantly said: "Okay."

Yu Zisu pushed open the door with a gentle smile on his face.

Qiuqiu's heart skipped a beat, her eyes were moistened by the heat, her small mouth was also bright red, the kind that she wanted to kiss just by looking at it.

He doesn't need to look in the mirror to know that he is so cute that he wants to kiss him.

The dream of global cat fans.

Yu Zisu was startled when he saw him.

coming soon!

Qiuqiu grabbed the bath ball tightly, suddenly he didn't know where to put his eyes, and he was extremely nervous when he was in actual combat.

Yu Zisu came in wearing a nightgown, squatted in front of the bathtub, and stirred the water with his hands, creating another pile of foam: "How much shower gel have you put in? There are so many foams, the walls and floors are thrown everywhere... ..."

He picked up the shower gel bottle and looked at it, but most of the bottle disappeared when he just changed it: "I use so much at one time, kid Qiuqiu, do you take a bath or play with it? At this age, you still like to play with it like a five-year-old."

Qiuqiu: "..." He just likes to play!

Yu Zisu removed all the foam from the wall and floor: "There are so many on the ground, what if you slip and fall? It hurts when you fall on the floor without clothes. Don't you usually advocate environmental protection? Think about the people in poverty-stricken areas. Kid, I haven’t even used shower gel.” These are Qiuqiu’s own words, he donates too many gifts and money that he doesn’t need every year, so he donates them to those who need them, and he personally supervises them.

Qiuqiu: "..." Don't listen!

Yu Zisu reached out to test the water temperature: "Did you wash your hair?"

Qiuqiu whispered: "No."

Yu Zisu said, "Then come out and I'll wash your hair for you."

Qiuqiu stood up and stepped out, the boy's fair and beautiful body was fully displayed, only some parts were blocked by the foam, which were faintly visible, which aroused people's imagination even more.

Yu Zisu held the shower in one hand and shampooed him with the other, and praised: "Our baby is so white."

Ball ball indifferent face.

It's a pity you are blind.

After Qiuqiu washed his hair, he was about to drain the water in the fish tank. Yu Zisu said, "Don't let it go, the tank is full of scum, so I'll wash it too." As soon as he unbuttoned his belt, the bathrobe slipped off and disappeared. not see.

Ballball: "=0=..."

I was caught off guard and saw something I shouldn't have seen.

My husband is also so white, his abs are so nice, his mermaid lines are so sexy, and his bottom is so big.

Yu Zisu manually adjusted the water temperature, sat in the bathtub, and waved to Qiuqiu: "Come in and soak for a while."

Qiuqiu suppressed the nosebleed, was seduced by the beauty, and went in again in a trance.

Fortunately, the bathtub was big enough for the two of them to lie in it.

As a result, one of them was lying alone, while listening to Yu Zisu say: "When you were young, you would put duck swimming rings in it for you to swim in. It's so cute."

Qiuqiu: "..." Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen!

It's so annoying, it's okay if you don't talk, but when you talk, you don't feel like a mandarin duck bath at all.

The pair then rinse off, get out, dry off, and get dressed.

Qiuqiu numbly buttoned the buttons.

Really, really just taking a shower...

As expected of a 2-year-old virgin who has been through a lot of training, his concentration is extraordinary, and even his expression is not abnormal.

It was him who lost the ball, and his morals were not enough, so he was willing to bow down.

It seems that this kind of thing really can't be counted on...

Then, I can only wait for myself to find him to solve it!The obligation of a boyfriend is justified!

Qiuqiu is full of fighting spirit and waits obediently.

March passed.

April passed.

May passed.

The giant pandas in the last batch of estrus also entered a normal state, the male and female were separated, and the panda cubs began to conceive in the mother's womb.

Qiuqiu watched the TV report with tears in his eyes and fell into despair.

Liar!Where does the estrus period come from!Why didn't he!

For the first time in 18 years, Qiuqiu suspects that he is a fake panda and fake monster.

Yu Zisu watched with him as usual, and became even more suspicious when he saw his angry look.

The balls have been very abnormal these past few months... easy to be irritable, easy to blow hair, and it takes a long time to get over it.

Sleeping at night is also very restless, kicking the quilt at every turn, and taking a bath with him is not happy.

I still like to watch this kind of thing, isn't it the estrus period?

It shouldn't be possible. According to the monster's age, he is still a cub, and he will be in heat for a long time.

Yu Zisu fell into deep thought again, is it really a relationship crisis, tired of himself?Thinking about it, they almost went to the toilet and they were not together, it seemed that they were too close.

It seems that we need to adjust the time to create a sense of freshness.

***

It will be June soon, and the wind and sand in Huaiyi are much smaller, and the sun is shining brightly in the sky all day long, spreading heat, so I don't feel tired.

All animals have passed their estrus period, except for Qiuqiu herself.

Qiuqiu specifically asked his little monster friends, and they all expressed their ignorance. The 0-estrus thing is still very early, and they are still cubs.

Even the most mature and sensible Wu Qi said so, their estrus is still early, don't worry, he also said that he will come back to make a movie in a few days, and he can visit him by the way.

In this way, he is still a cub, and it is normal that he has not reached the estrus period. In addition, Wu Qi will come back, so he will be in a much happier mood.

However, the problem of mating is still imminent. He asked everyone that it will take decades for them to reach estrus.

After decades, by then he will be old and old...

and!In addition to mating troubles, Yu Zisu himself has also been relieved of problems recently!He seemed to be getting more and more busy, and he didn't know what he was busy with, and the time he spent with himself was getting shorter and shorter.

This made him panic. In the past, Yu Zisu would take him with him for everything, including hell, but recently, he was only notified wherever he went, without even asking if he wanted to go.

No matter what, you have to stamp Susu first. Recently, his popularity has been getting higher and higher. After class, there are always fans who will pester him. After the stamp is stamped, he can justifiably announce the two Relationships, those who have strange ideas should all stay away.

Qiuqiu thought about it, and the only person who could discuss it was Luo Yunzhou, the relationship consultant, and he seemed to have a lot of mating experience, so he must have a way.