You are not bullying me cute

Chapter 102 Birthday

At first, Qiuqiu was still sad about his first two periods, but then he gradually became numb.

This is completely different from what I imagined!Only in the second interface is the normal comprehension painting style, and it is getting more and more broken after that. Fortunately, he was ready to cry and said to him, "You will not be alone in the future, because I will accompany you You", it's completely unnecessary to look at it like this.

Qiuqiu has come out of the memory just now, and she rolled her eyes to see that she was actually lying on the bed of Gu's house, and there was no one in the room.

The clothes on his body are still in good condition, and his mobile phone is beside him. It is already past nine o'clock.

One of the most memorable evenings was spent watching the past, and nothing was done!

Qiuqiu jumped out of bed, took a quick wash and ran downstairs to see everyone eating melon seeds around a small table in the yard. Seeing that he came over and didn't speak immediately, his eyes were very strange.

Qiuqiu hesitated, feeling inexplicably guilty: "What's wrong with you?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison, and the vice president waved to him: "Bai Chu, I heard that today is your birthday, happy birthday~"

Others also laughed: "Happy birthday!"

"Thank you..." Qiuqiu moved over slowly, moved a small bench and sat down, "Is there something you guys are hiding from me?"

"No!" Gu Yunjing smiled and grabbed the melon seeds and handed them to him, "I'm in a hurry, I don't have anything prepared, try the fried pumpkin seeds just this morning."

Xie Yiye had been hiding in a small corner and depressed since just now, and at this moment he said quietly: "Yeah, I was in a hurry, and I wasn't prepared, but your new girlfriend is very caring, and brought you back early in the morning. Said to go down the mountain to buy you a birthday cake."

"Yes." The others echoed, "Your girlfriend is so kind to you."

Qiuqiu's face turned red suddenly: "..." Strange, no wonder, with such strange eyes...

Thinking about how Yu Zisu, who is dressed as a woman, carried him back in the morning under the eyes of everyone, it's not normal no matter how you think about it!

Xie Yiye continued to say quietly: "Yeah, that's great, tell us you were very tired last night, you need to sleep a little longer, don't let us call you."

Ball Petrochemical: "Also, no..." Tired...

The others looked around vigilantly, only a few children from Gu's family were playing in the yard, so they came to his side: "How did you hook up?"

"It's only been a few days?"

"And it's really not strange to find someone so old?"

"She is about the same height as you, will you wear height increasing shoes in the future?"

"Will so many of your brothers agree? Won't they be poached?"

Sweat broke out on Qiuqiu's face, and he could only smile awkwardly: "Hahahaha, it was fate in the previous life, it made us fall in love at first sight..."

"Oh—" Everyone's eyes became even more strange.

Qiuqiu buried her head in eating sunflower seeds, crying inside.

While being under siege, Chen Yanfang came back, carrying an exquisite cake gift box in one hand, and a bag in the other, and put the two things on the table. Everyone immediately changed the topic: "You are so virtuous, I really went to buy a cake!"

"This is the cake from Little Jiji's house! You must have traveled far away!"

"Bai Chu, you are so lucky!"

Chen Yanfang touched Qiuqiu's face: "Why is your face so pale?"

Qiuqiu silently went to find the bag, it was a bag of canned beer: "It's always been white, why buy beer?"

Chen Yanfang said: "I'm an adult, I can drink now." She put them out one by one, "I didn't buy anything, let's just celebrate it."

Everyone got busy and happily held a simple birthday party for him, only Qiuqiu felt wronged.

Seems to have been misunderstood strange thing...

After eating the cake, the two of them left the main team, rode a bike to visit the countryside, and continued their rural love. Qiuqiu took the opportunity to turn on the live broadcast on his mobile phone, and first aimed at the surrounding green tree villages: "Everyone, we are visiting the famous Gudui Village. The ground is bumpy, please sit still and hold on tight."

Yu Zisu thought affectionately in front of him, he loves to play so much, he is still a child.

He also heard Qiuqiu say indifferently: "Yes, this is Susu. He has recently become obsessed with women's clothing, and he won't listen to any persuasion."

Yu Zisu: "???"

Qiuqiu breathed a sigh of relief and felt much better.

In the evening, Chen Yanfang said they were going back to meet their parents, and left with Qiuqiu.

Everyone stood at the entrance of the village and waved goodbye to them, all stunned.

This is too fast!

Xie Yiye said with nothing to love: "I understand!"

People: "?"

Xie Yiye said to himself: "Bai Chu's family is actually a mysterious psychic. His elder brother who suffers from mental illness is actually a great psychic god, which makes him appear crazy. Chen Yanfang herself has this ability, so they are very likely They are family friends of the two families, they were very familiar with each other before, and they were even engaged, but depending on the situation, Bai Chu was engaged to the youngest daughter of the Chen family, but he and the eldest daughter just liked each other, and were blocked by the family. Arranged at this place, because I did something indescribable last night, and now I am finally going back to the showdown."

Everyone was even more dumbfounded, what he said actually made sense.

It turns out that things are so tortuous!

***

Qiuqiu only drank some beer all day, his stomach is empty, and there is a bigger multi-layered cake waiting for him at home, he wants to save some.

His grown-up cake has more than [-] layers, and the overall shape looks like a cute sitting panda. Each layer has different flavors and styles, waiting for him without moving at all.

The home is full of gifts, and the living room has been opened up for extra space, so it won't look crowded.

Because I don't know if Qiuqiu will come back, there are still only Jian Yi and Lucifer at home, but many people have taken videos of him, Qiuqiu rubbing against his life-sized panda doll, from Yu Zisu's memory The huge gap made him almost burst into tears.

So many people sincerely care about him and bless him, he is really the happiest bear in the world!

Jian Yi opened two jugs of white wine and poured a glass for Qiuqiu: "Baby is an adult from now on, so try it if you don't like it. This is an ancient way of brewing wine, and it won't be too exciting."

Qiuqiu nodded vigorously, picked it up and licked it expectantly.

"Is it good?" Yu Zisu asked with a smile.

His whole face was wrinkled: "Is it okay?"

This kind of baijiu has low alcohol content and is soft. You can taste the taste even if you drink a few more sips of Xiaobai. Qiuqiu likes it very much. After drinking three glasses in a row, his head began to feel dizzy.

Alcohol confuses his mind, causing his blood to surge up and rippling again.

What if [beep] gets messy after drinking?What if you don't feel it?Wouldn't that be a waste of time?

Then he lay down on the table and fell unconscious. He didn't even know that he was out of his true form, lying sprawled on the table, and the other three laughing wildly took a video and uploaded it.

Shock!This is what a famous international superstar looks like after drinking...

Qiuqiu's wine is very good, and when he gets drunk, he just sleeps obediently and doesn't make trouble at all.

***

Qiuqiu has been very depressed these days, on the one hand because his drunk video has been well-meaningly ridiculed by the world, and on the other hand because he has become an adult, and the world's Qiuqiu fans have started to worry about life-long affairs for him again.

However, seeing the live video of Yu Zisu's women's clothing who is no different from him makes me feel a lot better.

It is a big deal for Qiuqiu to become an adult, which means he can mate with 0 and give birth to cubs.

He is a precedent for a panda to become a spirit, and the children he gives birth to are very likely to become demons. When the time comes, one after another, the children and grandchildren will be endless, and there will be many panda demons!

At that time, panda monsters will be all over the world, even if you can't marry them for the sake of the purity of the breed, it's good to have a closer look!It's better than just looking for plums to quench thirst now.

Therefore, the mating partner of Qiuqiu has become a hot topic.

Originally, Yu Zisu had the most people, and it would be wonderful to think about it, but since Qiuqiu broke the shocking news that Yu Zisu loves to wear women's clothes, many people began to object, how could Qiuqiu have a special relationship with this kind of girl? Fetish people together!You will definitely be led to wear women's clothing!Though it's still beautiful to think about.

But Yu Zisu can't have children!Even if it is beautiful, children are the most important thing, and their dream is to have a panda in each hand!Let's start with the Panda Demon.

But Qiuqiu can't be with strange species like human girls or banshees, that will definitely affect the purity of the child, and it would be bad if something strange comes out.

So Qiuqiu can only be with the female panda.

Therefore, there has been a large influx of strange species from abroad recently in China, and they are looking for newborn female panda babies all over the country. They must choose the cutest, smartest, gentlest and understanding mating partner for Qiuqiu in the world!

However, it is impossible for Qiuqiu to mate with ordinary pandas. Even if Qiuqiu can stand it, they can't stand humans and beasts. However, except for Qiuqiu, there is no panda in the world.

Fortunately, someone pointed out in time that they have mastered the technology of artificially turning monsters into monsters, but it will only take a while, and it will take 18 years for the little female bear to grow up.

Can wait, but not unknown species!

Qiuqiu looked at the photos of various types of newborn mother panda babies that everyone found for him. There are cute fairy types, domineering types, and eccentric types. Let him choose his wife at will. Born, born without love.

The whole world wants him to have a baby, but he just wants to stir up trouble!

And his boyfriend only knew how to laugh, it was cuter to help him find that little female bear together, and asked him what kind of bear he liked, so angry that Qiuqiu ignored him for hours.

It's a hell of a day!

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