[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Pippi j has adapted well in the bat house, and is obsessed with teasing bats every day.

That's right, relying on the fact that Bruce can't really kill him or send him away, he jumps repeatedly on the verge of death, trying to challenge Batman's nerves that are about to be broken.

As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die. Master Wayne's nerve was finally broken one afternoon.Unfortunately, there are only two of them in the family at this time.

Tim went to school, and the old housekeeper went shopping.

As for Jason, only a few days ago, out of concern for Mr. J, he came to check on the situation, for fear that the old bat would tear him apart.Later, he discovered that Mr. J was trying to make Bruce so angry that he had a cerebral hemorrhage every day, and after he didn't suffer at all, he was happy and even went about his business happily.

He's an Arkham Knight, he's a great villain when he hears his name.

The folk customs of Gotham City are simple and honest, and there are many talents in Arkham.

Listen, Arkham Knight, that sounds extraordinarily talented.

Therefore, Bruce had to set aside time to stare at Jason, lest this kid get into any unmanageable situation, and he was worried, did Jason beat someone up and sent him to the hospital again today?

Fortunately, I don't know what Mr. J said to this kid. During this period of time, although Jason was very aggressive, he didn't kill anyone. He even dealt with gangsters mainly by negotiating and buying, which is really great... fart!

Bruce felt that his heart was so tired, it was really difficult for him.

There is a lively clown at home, and there is an overly lively Jason outside. These two people are fighting inside and outside, and they work together for one purpose: to piss Batman to death.

But miraculously, the two danced along Bruce's bottom line, never crossing that line.So much so that sometimes, Mr. Wayne got angry and wanted to simply arrest the two and throw them into prison, but when he thought about it, he didn't seem to have reached that level.

But no matter how calm a person is, after being repeatedly provoked every day, there will be a day when he will explode.

And Bruce has put up with them for a long time!

Bruce finally broke out when Mr. J tried to feed some strange liquids to the bats in the batcave that afternoon, and all the bats were flying around the base like crazy and shitting everywhere.

"You have to calm down, Mr. Wayne." Mr. J realized that no one came to the rescue.

"I'm, very, cold, quiet." Bruce said ferociously, "What did you feed them?!"

"I suddenly realized that I might have turned on my chemistry talent."

"Fart!" Mr. Wayne swears directly, pointing at him and saying: "Don't think I didn't see it, show me the manual you read yesterday! It's something from a scarecrow, where did you get it?"

"Complete the task, the system has opened the Arkham Mall." Mr. J is confident, "The raw materials include Poison Ivy's pollen."

Bruce was silent for a moment, the calm being the harbinger of the storm, and—

Unsurprisingly, he exploded: "What the hell are you thinking? How dare you use Poison Ivy's pollen in my Batcave!!! I told you, don't exchange things in that system anymore, that thing It was designed for you, and it wants you to keep using and relying on it, and eventually transform you into what it needs to be."

Bruce kicked his seat angrily, and scolded: "Are you sober? This system just wants to drive you crazy. No matter who the raw material is, the system only wants to create a new clown in the end! Or, you You think being a clown is good, and you already plan to stay in Arkham for life with joy?"

"..." Mr. J took a step back, behind him was a huge playing card, one of Batman's collections.Tsk, Master Wayne still has the face to say that other people's brains are not normal. Why would a normal person dress up as a bat and go out at night to be a vigilante?

When these words jumped out of Mr. J's mind, he suddenly froze.

Because, this sentence is not his style, not his evaluation of Bruce.

From the beginning to the end, although Mr. J likes to complain about Batman, he has always respected Batman and the heavy sacrifice he made for the city. He would never use such frivolous thoughts to insult Bruce's image as a hero .

Not his style, that must be the Joker's style...

Bruce, who was in a rage, didn't notice Mr. J's face suddenly changed at first, but when he approached the latter aggressively again, he found Mr. J's body trembling slightly.

...No, wait, I didn't do anything to you, did I?

Why is this scene so bat-bully threatening to terrorize the good clown?

Bruce choked speechlessly, with conscience, from the first day Mr. J came to the Batcave, except for doing experiments, he really never touched a finger of this man, you know, even Dick and Jason made mistakes to die, some Sometimes when he gets angry, he will beat him up.

The master was wronged, but the master didn't say anything.

"I can't control it...I can't control it..." Mr. J said tremblingly, he stretched out his hands, looking at the mottled marks corroded by chemicals, "clown."

Bruce narrowed his eyes, then frowned tightly, and then pulled him to the laboratory equipment.

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"On the bright side, the system has accelerated the transformation of you, probably because we have hit its sore spot, and it can't wait any longer." Bruce said calmly, "Although you were joking before, since three days ago, you have It started to go too far."

Thinking back carefully now, these jokes are indeed more and more like the style of clowns.

"It was my mistake, I should have discovered it earlier." Bruce rubbed his brows, and said helplessly, "From tomorrow onwards, you can no longer leave the confinement room. If the clown suddenly awakens, this will not make me defenseless."

"And what if clowns can use that system too."

"I'll find a way."

"...Then you don't blame me for playing pranks?" Mr. J was pitiful.

"You didn't do it three days ago." Bruce squinted.Hehe, if you want to blame the clown, I think you're thinking of farting.

"It must be the fault of that system. When I saw you, it was like making you angry." Mr. J swore to God.

"..." No, I think that's your nature, Bruce raised his eyebrows.

The jokes made three days ago were all within the appropriate range, and even contained good intentions. When Mr. J does these things, even the old butler will turn a blind eye, because Master Bruce has indeed become much more energetic because of it.

Bearing the crimes of a city, even for a man as strong as Bruce, is too heavy a burden.

Outside of the Playboy mask, in private, Bruce hardly ever smiles because he doesn't want to.Especially after Master Jason "died" and Master Dick left home to become independent, and Master Tim was not an overly lively person.

Master Bruce needs someone who is full of energy and loves to laugh and laugh.Gotham is like a huge black hole that can suck all the joy out of people, so Batman needs someone who can create joy and excitement, at least give him some popularity.

Clowns like to laugh, but behind these jokes are deep irony and evil.

Mr. J also likes to laugh, but the old butler can tell that he just wants to make the master react.After all, if Mr. J didn't take the initiative to provoke him, Master Bruce would not talk to him for a few days.

But Mr. J is a person who is born with chatterbox and afraid of loneliness.

"Perhaps you should reflect on whether you are being too strict with Mr. J. After all, he is not a real clown. From the very beginning, he has always had special kindness and trust in you." After returning home, the old housekeeper, in After hearing about the incident in the afternoon, he said to Bruce.

"I can't take that risk, I'm not even sure if he's the Joker."

"What defines who a person is, Master Bruce?" Alfred asked calmly, "I remember when I was young, you asked me what is the Ship of Theseus."

The Ship of Theseus, a philosophical question.

When a ship changes a plank, is it still the same ship?

When a ship has all of its plank parts replaced and none of what was once the hull, is it still the same ship?

If yes, on what basis?

If not, is this ship not that ship when it changes the first plank?

After all, what defines this ship as "the" ship?Is it the part above?No, the parts are replaceable. Is it the hull design?No, there are many ships with the same design in this world, can you say they are one?

And is Mr. J a clown?What defines him as a clown?

Is it because of this body?No, the magician has long proved that people can exchange bodies.

Is it because of this soul?No, all the memories of this soul, and even its nature have been changed, just like the ship of Theseus with all parts replaced, is it still the original ship?

"In my opinion, since Mr. J has self-awareness, he and the clown have walked on two paths, so they are naturally two people. What's more, it is only our behavior at this moment that defines who we are at this moment."

Even a great evil person, when he does good deeds at this moment, although he cannot deny the evil in the past, he is still a good person at this moment, and we should treat him at this moment with the attitude of a good person.

"If you really want to talk about philosophical issues, I'm afraid you won't be able to explain clearly in your lifetime." Bruce sighed, looking at his gray-haired old housekeeper: "So, I just think about what to do in the future."

Don't ask why, just talk about consequences.

"He's too close to me, it just triggers the clown's awakening faster. After all, to the clown, I'm like... uh, some kind of switch, he sees me and goes crazy." This is obviously not what it is It's time to be happy, so when Bruce spoke, his face was a little ugly.

"Then you can send him away from Gotham and you."

"I'm worried that the system won't let him go easily. What if some missions are issued that must be returned to Gotham to execute, otherwise he will die?" Bruce frowned, "The key is what is this system and how can it be stripped away. "

"This power is very strange. Even Green Lantern has never seen it. Doctor Fate has gone to another dimension. We have to wait for him to come back." Bruce said firmly: "Before that, he must be locked up and prohibited Let's meet again."

However, people are not as good as heaven.

In other words, this is a bureau of the system.

Originally, Mr. J was willing to be locked up, but he was afraid that the clown would wake up suddenly.He had no objection to Bruce doing this at all, but thought it was for his own good.

It's just that there is no one to chat with, and it's a bit lonely, but fortunately, the computer in the confinement room is not connected to the Internet, but there are many American dramas, movies and e-books to read.He also stayed honestly for a few days, eating and drinking well and being served every day, which was easier than Arkham's life.

But that day, he heard the announcement of the long-lost system task, and it was a task he could not ignore——

"Main mission: Rescue Private Jason. Reminder: Your beloved cub has been captured by the League of Assassins. Brother, why don't you come and rescue him with love?" Then, the system also gave a coordinate very "intimately".

No, he can't act rashly, isn't there Batman?

Yes, Bruce will never sit back and watch the League of Assassins hurt Jason!

"Main task: Rescue Private Batman. Reminder: Batman has been missing since midnight last night. Brother, it's all about saving people anyway. Why don't you save the child's father as well."

Hey, you speak like he is the child's mother!

The system also comes with a coordinate, and the location is very close to Jason, well, what the hell, it must be the Assassin League.Lei Xiao Aogu is really a big hand, look at how arrogant and straightforward this villain is doing!

Everyone is the sworn enemy of Batman, Mr. Joker, don't you think you have been a little rebellious lately?

Even across a dimension, Mr. J can hear the system's sincerity and hatred of iron.

Mr. J: Hehe, hot chicken system, get out of here!