[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Prison escape is not difficult, not difficult for the clown, and even less difficult for Mr. J.

With the system in hand, I have the world... No, it's just that Batman and Jason disappeared at the same time, and the League of Assassins was tossing around in Gotham. Dick and Tim had to be busy helping Director Gordon maintain law and order.

No one has time to talk to Mr. J. The old housekeeper just comes to check every day whether Mr. J is still himself. After all, in their hearts, only clowns can make trouble, and as long as Mr. J is still himself, he will be honest. wait.

Tsk, you shouldn't be judged by appearances, Pippi j can also surprise you a little bit.

What's more, from the beginning to the end, the League of Assassins didn't want to target Jason or Bruce.When Mr. J left the Wayne Mansion, he rubbed his chin and thought to himself, it is obvious that Lei Xiao Aogu also has two memories.

According to the normal timeline, Jason would die at the hands of the Joker, and the League of Assassins stole Jason's body and reincarnated him in the resurrection pool before the Red Hood returned to Gotham to take revenge on Batman.

And because Mr. J saved Jason, and traveled for more than half a year, it is impossible to have anything to do with the League of Assassins.In other words, Lei Xiao Aogu's two memories are divided into those with Jason and those without Jason.

He must have found it very strange, and would definitely investigate Jason. During this period of time, the clown and the Arkham Knight had a close relationship, which could be hidden from others, but not from Lei Xiao Aogu.

The Joker and his ex-Robin became good friends, and Batman invited the Joker into his secret base.Lei Xiao Aogu has lived for so many years, and he is not a fool. There must be something wrong with the "clown", which caused the timeline of the entire world to change.

However, if you want to study the clown, Batman is an unavoidable hurdle.

The whole of Gotham is still under the control of Batman, even the League of Assassins can't directly rob people in Gotham, or even go directly to the Batcave.This not only represents a complete turn against Batman, but also a complete provocation to Bruce.

Because of Thalia's relationship, the two of them have always maintained a delicate balance.Each other put nails on each other's territory, but they didn't do anything to each other, they just held back and observed.

Once he makes a move, it is likely that both sides will suffer. Lei Xiao Aogu will not do this kind of loss-making business unless... unless he thinks it is worth the risk.

The League of Assassins is also very clever, starting from the Arkham Knight.Although Jason is proficient in magic and is not easy to provoke, but after all, he is still young and lacks experience in dealing with enemies like Lei Xiao Aogu.

Among the connections of the Aogu family, there are also excellent black magicians.

Unprepared Jason quickly fell into the hands of the Assassin Alliance. Batman, who realized something was wrong, searched the past and clashed with Lei Xiao Aogu, and was stunned by the explosion under the attack of Lei Xiao and Thalia. past.

When Bruce woke up again, he returned to the Assassin base where he had learned from a teacher.

Beside him is Talia, an Asian beauty who is as elegant as a poisonous snake, and also his former lover.Bruce checked his body quickly. There were no injuries, but he didn't have any strength. His clothes were completely changed, and it was estimated that all the equipment had been taken away.

"." Thalia kissed him lightly, and said infinitely tenderly and beautifully: "You don't have to worry too much, father didn't mean to hurt you or your disciple."

Bruce just looked at him coldly and asked, "Does he want a clown?"

"The Aogu family is always interested in such miraculous things. You have always known that father hopes to build a brand new world. If you want to come back, you will be welcomed anytime and anywhere to share this world."

No, thank you, Batman rolled his eyes secretly in his heart, he is not sensitive to all the ideas of "creating a brave new world", after all, he has seen many heroes and villains take this path of no return and are completely finished .

What these people call "creating a new world" is often the real saying is "creating a world ruled by themselves".

"He wants to capture the clown for research, and create his own world by changing the world line?" Although he doesn't flatter Lei Xiao Aogu's idea, Batman quickly figured out the key, " Using Jason and me as an introduction, trying to lure the clown into the bait?"

"After all, anyone with eyes can tell that this 'new clown' attaches great importance to the Bat family." Thalia said gracefully, "By the way, since you're here, it's time for you to meet, maybe you change your mind."

"Damian, come here," she called to the door.

Bruce didn't know what medicine the League of Assassins gave him, but he really didn't have any strength in his limbs.So he could only lie down, and saw a short figure walking in from outside the door. Because of the lighting problem, he couldn't see the facial features clearly, but could only see the prickly hair.

Black hair, green eyes, unruly eyes.

He may look very much like his mother, but his facial features are almost exactly the same as Bruce's when he was a child.Especially after the child called "Mother" respectfully to Thalia, Bruce immediately understood, and the next moment, his eyes widened in horror.

Couldn't be him thinking... no, that's it... God, Thalia... what the hell are you thinking?

Bruce was sure that the kid wasn't the right age, he and Thalia had broken up by then, and hadn't engaged in any... ahem activities.How did Talia come up with a baby?But when you think about Connor from Superman, it's obvious what Talia did.

Knowing this all of a sudden, Bruce didn't have any joy in his heart, only shock, anger, helplessness and sadness.

He knew what Lei Xiao Aogu thought, an heir of the Assassin League, a transcendent who inherited the advantages of his parents' genes.Since he couldn't get Bruce as a disciple, it was the same to get Bruce's genes.

Lei Xiao Aogu has lived for a long time, and he has enough time and patience to select and cultivate more perfect "seedlings".

He also knew what Thalia was thinking.Talia has always loved herself, but she can't understand what she insists on. This love is so strong that she tries to make a child, maybe to miss her detective, maybe... hoping to have a child As a bond, let yourself change your mind.

Groove... a child, Bruce cursed silently in his heart again.

Talia introduced his father to Damian, the little boy turned his eyes and looked at the man on the bed curiously, with a feeling of admiration that he didn't know, but he tried his best to hide it arrogantly, Finally, he raised his head proudly and said, "Father's body is very strong and strong, but he is a bit short, mother."

Bruce: ...what is this little bear talking about?Is my height of 1.8 meters short considered short?

"Mother, what's wrong with father? Why can't he move while lying on the bed? Is he unwell, or is he sick?" The boy tried his best to look calm, but his soft voice revealed his worry about his biological father.

"Don't worry, Damian, your father just needs to rest."

Thalia looked at Bruce, kissed him lightly, and said softly: "During the break, you can think again, as I said, you are always welcome to join the League of Assassins."

During Bruce's "family reunion", Mr. J had wandered around Gotham a few times.

He is not an idiot, going directly to the League of Assassins is tantamount to death. He only has two skills, three Silent Hill monsters, and a classic costume of a deadly clown.If he wanted to open the goal for three weeks, he would just commit suicide.

In fact, the first thing he did when he came out was to find Harley the Harley Quinn.

Sure enough, partners are the most caring in this world, and Harley is always so enthusiastic.Holding his own arm, he happily shouted "pudding", and retrieved some of the clown's equipment for them, including a whole half of the factory's clown poison gas.

Half, one, factory, factory!

Mr. J didn't know whether to lament how much the clown could cause trouble, or lament that Batman didn't realize that the clown had stockpiled the goods for so long.

The clown gas has no effect on himself, and Harley's body has been transformed by the poison ivy girl and is invulnerable to all poisons.It's no problem for the two of them to play with the spray directly, but when it comes to Poison Ivy, Mr. J remembered the second step of the plan.

There is no Batman in Gotham, just Nightwing and Robin, plus Gordon and his daughter.

Mr. J really looked down on him a bit, taking advantage of the fact that the police station and Bat's house were attracted by the gang fight. Mr. J put on the classic costume of the clown, drove to Arkham with Harley, and directly released the Silent Hill monster to threaten the guards.

"Relax everyone, as long as you don't act rashly, my pets won't touch you." Mr. J jumped to the center of the table a few steps, and saluted the dozen or so Arkham guards who were under control, "Long time no see, do you miss me?"

The trembling guard: ...I don't want to at all!

Harry laughed excitedly. Since the clown disappeared, she hasn't been able to do anything for a long time, and her hands are already itchy.

"Oh, I hate little tricks~" Mr. J pointed at the clown's cane, and the sickle-like "beautiful legs" of the leg model lady cut off the wire of the alarm. The guard who just tried to press the button turned pale and dared not Look at the clown's half-smile expression.

"Tonight! Yes! Party! Night!"

He held a flamboyant clown-shaped loudspeaker, connected to the broadcast of the entire Arkham, and shouted: "Everyone in Arkham, sleep and get paralyzed! People have copied our hometown, and the old bat is gone. , I'll play a fart in the future!"

"Let's unite and show some color to outsiders, otherwise we will think that we Gotham people are easy to bully."