[Comprehensive] Clown training game

To say that Master Bruce's education method is definitely a failure among failures.

Look, the eldest son ran away from home, the first reason is that the old father is a perverted control freak, and the second reason is that the old father robbed his girlfriend... Ahem, I won't mention the latter.

Unfortunately, the second son died, and after finally coming back, the first thing he did was to settle accounts with his old father.

The third son... Uh, the third son is quite well-behaved, and it seems that he and the old father are of the same heart.

Mr. J looked at Mr. Wayne very disapprovingly, wanted to pat himself on the chest, and asked him: I haven't even touched your eldest son, so it doesn't mean that the generation of Robin is rebellious, and it has something to do with his clown?

With Mr. J standing in the way, Batman and Jason couldn't fight each other, not because he was afraid of the clown, but because he was afraid of accidentally hurting him.Jason was reluctant. Batman still had doubts about the clown, and he didn't intend to use this method to test it.

Besides, he taught his son and assistant a lesson, this clown... no, even if he is not a clown, what's the matter with him being an outsider in the middle? !

But Tim, looking at everything in front of him, felt as if he had entered a style of magical realism.

Ah, Gotham, a simple hometown full of miracles and surprises every day.

In the end, a group of people went back to the Batcave in a dull manner. Jason refused to sit next to Batman, and Batman refused to let others drive, and he was worried that the clown would cause trouble in the back seat. The final seating arrangement was his It's the driver's seat, Mr. J is in the passenger seat, and Jason and Tim are sitting in the back seat.

However... what's with this sense of sight for a family of four whose parents take their two brothers out for an outing?

The atmosphere between Jason and Batman was as cold as ice, and even Mr. J and Tim were affected. Tim is a good boy and a smart person, so naturally he wouldn't run into trouble at this time, only Mr. J Talking and laughing loudly, facing Batman's death ray, he is not afraid, and even a little eager to try.

There's something wrong with this guy, he's usually so cowardly, why does he like to cause trouble and kill him whenever he meets Batman?

It was the same when Tony asked him if his uniform was good-looking before. If you say Tony is Tony, why do you have to wear Bruce's bat uniform?Isn't it just to provoke Bruce on purpose?

From this point of view, Mr. J is quite a "clown".

"Can you stop the car?" Mr. J, who was yelled at by Batman, stopped for a long time before he started acting like a demon again.

Batman: "...do what?"

"I'm hungry, I want a hamburger, I'll go shopping and I'll be back." Mr. J pointed to the 24-hour fast food restaurant.

Batman took a deep breath, and then said: "The base has food."

"Do you have a burger?"

Really not, Ah Fu refused to eat it, and the old housekeeper insisted that it was an unhealthy spicy chicken food in the United States. Although bat cubs would secretly eat it, Ah Fu knew it well, but he couldn't make it at home by himself.

"Look, no, I didn't run before. Could it be that I will run now when I buy a hamburger?" Mr. J gave Batman a contemptuous look, and the latter slammed the car on the brakes, turning his head in a terrified aura and said in a low voice : "Shut up, go buy, 10 minutes."

Mr. J stuck out his tongue indifferently, opened the door and got out of the car. Then, the two people who stayed in the car heard the screams of chicken flying eggs from the fast food restaurant.Tim was a little nervous, he was afraid that the clown would do something terrible to the innocent store clerk.

Batman lowered his head and rubbed the space between his brows, but then realized that he couldn't rub his head because he was wearing a mask.He turned his head and whispered to the two children, "Stay in the car and don't move."

The last threat was obviously addressed to Jason. Seeing Jason snort coldly, he added: "Otherwise, I can only hang the clown back with a rope."

Jason stared back viciously, "Damn it, threaten me with Mr. J, be cruel!"

After all, Mr. J is a little afraid of heights, but the old bat does what he says.The poor kid had just committed a crime before, and after finally repairing his limbs, Jason couldn't bear to scare Batman out of him.

Only Tim felt a little messy in the wind: Why did Batman act like a villain, using the Joker to threaten the ex-Robin?

When Batman walked into the fast food restaurant, he saw a few pitiful fast food restaurant night shift workers curled up under the table. Out of panic, they clung to the table and refused to let go. No matter how Mr. J persuaded, even He showed a "friendly" smile, but this smile simply stunned him.

No way, the people of Gotham are so fragile?

Of course not, the well-informed Gotham people would not be so easily fainted, the one who collapsed just moved here two years ago.Gotham talents don't accept this kind of insult, they can be the most talented city in the United States!

"I just want to order two super combos, plus five big Cokes." Mr. J turned his head, and said to Batman very aggrieved: "I didn't even touch them, and before I finished speaking, they got into me It went under the table."

The veins on Batman's forehead twitched, nonsense, Gotham's clown is famous, plus several big events just happened in the past few years, everyone in Gotham knows him, and they all know this chaotic and crazy person Fear arises.

The clown kills people as he pleases, anytime, anywhere.

He may praise you for looking good one moment, and turn you into charcoal when shaking hands the next moment. He may enjoy the beautiful scenery of Gotham while letting the clown laughing gas fill the whole city...Anyone who kills has a kind of appeal, even if it is a serial Murderers are all to satisfy their own desires.

But the clown has almost no appeals, he really regards the whole world as a playground.It's like a child playing with Lego blocks, whether it's building or destroying, it's just his idea of ​​playing at will.It's just that the clown is more like a child who likes to destroy. He not only destroys matter, but also takes pleasure in destroying people's spirit.

The collapse from soul to body is the clown's favorite drama. Can the people of Gotham not be afraid of him?

"Two super combos, plus five big Cokes." Batman walked to the ordering counter and whispered, "You finish it quickly, and he can leave early." You don't want the clown to watch over you all night , just to wait for your own French fries?

The appearance of Batman seemed to reassure the clerk a little.

While they're kind of weird, what day is it and why are both the Joker and Batman suddenly in love with Burger Coke?These few employees prepared meals like sleepwalking. If it hadn't been for hundreds of operations, it had become an instinctive reaction, and they probably forgot how to make burgers long ago.

Even so, Mr. J also saw an employee stupidly trying to reach into the frying pan instead of pouring French fries.

"Thank you, I want French fries, not fried fingers." Mr. J said with a twitch of his mouth.

The employee just woke up like a dream, but he didn't dare to look at Mr. J. Instead, he poured the French fries in a hurry, lowered his head, and ran to find lettuce and pickles.

After the order was ready, Mr. J felt that these employees were fighting a battle.

Two super set meals, five cups of big Coke, even if Mr. J grows three hands, he can't take them away.He looked at Batman, who folded his arms and said nothing, watching him coldly, and using body language to show that he would never help to get it!

"If you don't leave it alone, I'll run two more times and take it in batches."

"Don't put it in my, my, car!" Batman held back his anger, he didn't want his beloved Batmobile to be filled with the smell of French fries and pickles.

Like all men, Batman loves his car as much as his wife.

He will never let the clown defile his beloved wife with french fries!

"Then I'll call the two children, and we'll finish eating on the spot before leaving?" Mr. J suggested.

Then, there was a loud noise behind them, and the two turned their heads and saw the employees of the fast food restaurant turn pale with fright and fight with each other because they heard the bad news that "the clown is going to bring people to eat".

No, no, no, Batman... Master Bat, Bat God, please take this scourge and food away!

Probably because the eyes of the employees were too eager, even Batman coughed in embarrassment.But it is absolutely impossible to put it in the car, at most, at most put it in the trunk!

In order to prevent Mr. J from talking nonsense, and to prevent the fast-food restaurant employees from being frightened into cardiac arrest.In the end, Batman endured the humiliation and brought five Cokes for the other party.

"Why do you want to buy five cups?" He said angrily.

"There are five of us, you, me, Jason, New Robin, and Mr. Butler."

"..." You are really thoughtful.

"I don't drink Coke." Batman put the things in the trunk and said with a cold face, "Nor do the housekeeper and Robin."

"Then what do you drink, true blood?" Mr. J joked, but Batman just glanced at him coldly.

Finally, he said slowly: "Don't tell jokes with a clown's face, you will only scare people."

You know, in this world, not everyone can bear jokes about clowns...

By the time the four returned to the Bat Cave, it was already late at night. The old butler raised his eyebrows when he saw the person brought back by his master, but he didn't say anything. But when he saw the bags of junk food , but deeply frowned.

"It's not good for your health." The old man pointed out seriously, "Especially after staying up late."

Very good, it seems that the harm of junk food in Ah Fu's heart even exceeds the existence of clowns.

"I don't blame Bruce, I bought it." Mr. J was rare and honest in front of the housekeeper, he no longer provoked Batman like before, "Eating once in a while, high-calorie food can help improve your mood. "

Ah Fu was silent for a while, it was so long that Mr. J was a little embarrassed, so he bowed and left.He didn't talk to Mr. J very much, and the latter expressed his understanding. To the old man, the clown was a villain who kept hurting his family.

The clown is always against Master Bruce, even threatening the lives of several young masters, and even disabled Barbara.He didn't directly shoot himself down, it was to give Bruce face.After all, Ah Fu believes in his master and will not be deceived by the clown casually.

In the days that followed, for Mr. J, it was to be studied, sleep, eat, continue to provoke Bruce, and just before the other party's anger reached the peak, find someone to rescue him or get into the confinement room and pretend to be dead, so as to repeat the above process.

Although Batman refuses to give him freedom, and controls his range of activities, and even monitors him all the time.

However, the current life is extremely easy for Mr. J, even more comfortable and happy than when he was living in the Avengers Building with good food and drink.

At that time, in the Avengers, Jason was able to have a hot chat with Hawkeye, but he was the only one who was a little more familiar with Tony, and spent more time reading books or watching movies by himself.

Because, just as the Avengers don't fully trust him, Mr. J doesn't trust the Avengers either.He and Jason were always outsiders who stole the Infinity Stones, yes, that wasn't the Joker, it was him.

So much so that the reputation of the Avengers is at most friendly.

But being imprisoned by Batman is different. Mr. J always believes in Bruce, believes that Bruce will not really want to kill himself, and believes that Bruce has promised, he will definitely find a way to send him back to his hometown.

Therefore, only in the Batcave, only by Batman's side, is he really safe.